I TOLD GRANNY ABOUT HAWK TUAH - Talk Tuah Ep. 2
Zusammenfassung
TLDRThe video features a candid conversation among close friends reflecting on their experiences and relationships. The group, consisting of Maddie, Chelsea, Alyssa, and others, shares stories about their past, including an unexpected viral moment at CMA Fest. They discuss how this unintended fame affected them, sharing the humorous and awkward situations following the event. Despite initial embarrassment, they later embrace their viral identity. The group also delves into their shared history, having known each other since high school, and highlights their quirks and inside jokes. The narrative is filled with humor, personal anecdotes, and lighthearted banter, showcasing the strength and resilience of lifelong friendships.
Mitbringsel
- 😂 The friends share a funny, viral incident at CMA Fest that gained unexpected attention.
- 🤝 They have been friends since high school, showing strong bonds and camaraderie.
- 📸 They discuss dealing with sudden internet fame, embracing the humorous side of it.
- 👩👧👧 The group is known as 'CQB,' but its meaning is a closely held secret.
- 🥳 They recount nights out and humorous mishaps, highlighting their close community.
- 💃 They each have unique 'alter egos' that come out in certain situations.
- 🎤 A mix of southern accents and candid storytelling adds to their charm.
- 😅 They humorously navigate the awkwardness brought by fame and recognition.
- ❤️ Strong friendships have helped them deal with personal insecurities and challenges.
- 🍷 Stories are told over casual hangouts, reflecting a laid-back lifestyle.
Zeitleiste
- 00:00:00 - 00:05:00
The video starts with a casual introduction on a front porch where a group of longtime friends reminisce about their high school days. They mention an inside joke among them, CQB, without revealing its meaning, emphasizing its secretive nature. The group discusses an incident at the CMA fest involving an unexpected YouTube interview that went viral, leading to a series of escalating events and widespread recognition.
- 00:05:00 - 00:10:00
The narrator continues the story, talking about how a video they participated in unexpectedly became popular, reaching half a million views and eventually over a million. The friends recall their surprise and the continued release of videos that led to tensions and emotional responses. They discuss the anxiety caused by the sudden fame and the negative comments on their appearance in the videos.
- 00:10:00 - 00:15:00
As the fame grows, the narrator shares the challenge of explaining the situation to her family, specifically her grandmother and father, who found it difficult to understand the gravity of the situation. The conversation is humorous, highlighting generational misunderstandings and the social media impact on privacy and family dynamics. There are references to TikTok fame and humorous exchanges about their personal lives.
- 00:15:00 - 00:20:00
The narrative shifts to a lighter tone discussing the experiences of being misidentified online. They joke about an impersonator trying to take credit for their viral moment, dealing with public perception, and frustrations about rumors. The conversation highlights the absurdity of internet fame and the normalization of their newfound popularity.
- 00:20:00 - 00:25:00
The friends engage in discussing past experiences, including high school memories and friendships formed through shared activities like cheerleading. They recount humorous and sometimes embarrassing situations, reflecting on how their relationships have evolved. There's a sense of nostalgia and humor as they navigate through these stories, underlining their strong bond.
- 00:25:00 - 00:31:28
Towards the end, the grandma, affectionately shown as 'Granny,' joins the conversation, displaying the family's candid and humorous dynamics. They exchange playful banter, joke about life lessons, and tease each other. This segment brings a heartwarming and humorous conclusion to their dialogue, showcasing the love and quirky entertainment shared within the family.
Mind Map
Häufig gestellte Fragen
Who are the main people involved in the video?
The main people are Maddie, Chelsea, Alyssa, and the narrator.
What event unexpectedly made one of the speakers famous?
A street interview during the CMA Fest which went viral on social media.
How did the group react to the viral fame?
The group was embarrassed but later embraced it, despite initial difficulties.
What is the secret behind their group name 'CQB'?
The meaning of 'CQB' is top secret and not revealed in the video.
How did they all meet?
They met during high school and have been friends for years, with some knowing each other since third grade.
What is the level of friendship among the group?
They have been a close-knit group since high school, surviving through different friend groups.
What type of humor is prevalent in their storytelling?
They use self-deprecating humor, jokes about past events, and anecdotes about their 'alter egos'.
What personal struggles do they discuss?
They discuss dealing with viral fame, relationships, and personal insecurities.
Have relationships within the group changed due to the viral fame?
The friendships remained strong despite the challenges and pressures of viral fame.
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- 00:00:00what is she say uhoh Here Comes granny
- 00:00:02it was on the radio on the radio granny
- 00:00:06listen to what I'm saying to you I was
- 00:00:07like spit on it go to hell dude I love
- 00:00:11Fireball it's like my spiritual calling
- 00:00:13H this is a crazy conspiracy theory I
- 00:00:16don't know if you've seen
- 00:00:18[Music]
- 00:00:26this okay welcome to my front porch um
- 00:00:29we got Maddie over here this has been my
- 00:00:31best friend for 13 years you got you you
- 00:00:34already know her I'm not even going to
- 00:00:35introduce Chelsea you already know her
- 00:00:37and then you got a Lista over here this
- 00:00:38is Chelsea's sister this is our little
- 00:00:40friend group right here this is
- 00:00:42CQB we can't nobody knows no you will
- 00:00:45never know what it means ever um nobody
- 00:00:47knows we all been like a friend group
- 00:00:49since high school what does it mean it's
- 00:00:52top secret will die before I tell you
- 00:00:54what it means we told you we'd have to
- 00:00:55kill you there's one person we went to
- 00:00:56high school with who just happened to
- 00:00:58guess what it was you're watching this
- 00:01:00keep your mouth shut keep your mouth
- 00:01:03shut so the night it happens okay we
- 00:01:06were all there from your perspective
- 00:01:09okay I don't want to hear her
- 00:01:09perspective anymore yeah I'm tired of
- 00:01:11saying it too so y'all be my gu okay
- 00:01:13okay I feel like we tell the story
- 00:01:15differently yeah we definitely do you
- 00:01:18you like to add details in there and I'm
- 00:01:19like that didn't happen maybe it did I
- 00:01:21don't know I was also little I you're
- 00:01:23trying to get away from there too though
- 00:01:25while I was standing there holding my
- 00:01:26own okay so we were all there you were
- 00:01:28there I was there except you weren't
- 00:01:30there I weren't with like I wasn't with
- 00:01:31y'all okay we're all at the CMA Fest we
- 00:01:33all went together right but we sat
- 00:01:35together yeah we all sat together um
- 00:01:38then like after we were like oh yeah
- 00:01:40let's go out you know and me and Haley
- 00:01:43and Alyssa and Carly right yeah we're
- 00:01:46just walking down Broadway Lys and Carly
- 00:01:48like oh let's go to this bar I mean haly
- 00:01:50like okay we're going to go Lolly
- 00:01:52gagging down the street you know and
- 00:01:55we're just walking and we see like two
- 00:01:57dudes you know with like a big
- 00:01:58flashlight and a camera and I was like
- 00:02:00haly a camera and we would go over there
- 00:02:02and I was like are you'all vlogging and
- 00:02:03they was like no we do YouTube we're
- 00:02:05like oh okay I was like do you'all mind
- 00:02:07if we ask you a few questions we were
- 00:02:09like never once told us what the
- 00:02:11questions were those were the last
- 00:02:13questions I was expecting to hear me and
- 00:02:14you both was like oh what's your
- 00:02:16favorite color mine's red you know
- 00:02:17that's why I passed it to you and here
- 00:02:19we are you set her up I did but hey I
- 00:02:23felt bad at first but now I'm I'm proud
- 00:02:26yeah y'all had to come get me after and
- 00:02:28I remember I got in the car and you said
- 00:02:30we messed up I said why you said we did
- 00:02:33a street interview and I said what did
- 00:02:35y'all say and you were like I don't even
- 00:02:36know what we said I don't yeah I
- 00:02:37literally I was but we were all
- 00:02:39like yeah like I forgot about it I was
- 00:02:42like it wasn't that bad that's what's
- 00:02:44funny about it as soon as the first
- 00:02:45video come out like the actual hotk to
- 00:02:48we're like okay that's it seen it at
- 00:02:50work and I facetimed each one of you I
- 00:02:53was unconscious I got to get their raw
- 00:02:55reactions to this video cuz I was dying
- 00:02:58and Haley's like asleep
- 00:03:01oh yeah she didn't even know we're all
- 00:03:03like Kay's about to sit her pants and
- 00:03:05then well at first it was like it wasn't
- 00:03:06getting views at all and then by the
- 00:03:08time she woke up it had like 500k yeah I
- 00:03:11was uh oh and then I saw like 1.5 mil I
- 00:03:15was like they we were like okay you know
- 00:03:16it's going to blow over it was fun yeah
- 00:03:18I thought it was going to be like a haha
- 00:03:19couple hours later drops another video
- 00:03:22yeah and I was like that was the only
- 00:03:23part of the conversation that was funny
- 00:03:25he keeps dropping more videos as like
- 00:03:27the weeks go on and I'm like no I you
- 00:03:30called me after he dropped the next one
- 00:03:31and you were like Chelsea this is bad
- 00:03:33you were like balling your eyes out and
- 00:03:34I was like [ __ ] so I left work real
- 00:03:37quick and I was like I'm coming over and
- 00:03:39I came over and we didn't leave the
- 00:03:41house for he dropped that second one
- 00:03:43which one was it which one was the
- 00:03:44second was what I love you pie or the
- 00:03:45Cobb the cobwebs that's the one you were
- 00:03:47the most worried about like I was
- 00:03:50literally at my aunt and uncle's house
- 00:03:52and I was like oh I want to go see their
- 00:03:53Garden they took me down there say their
- 00:03:55garden and everything else I got a
- 00:03:56cousin from or cousin I get a call from
- 00:03:58KK and I was like
- 00:04:00what's she calling me for I was like
- 00:04:02that can't be good Hunter calls her back
- 00:04:04Hunter's my little blond-headed
- 00:04:05curly-headed cousin he's my cousin not
- 00:04:07my man get that right please and thank
- 00:04:09you Snapchat stories drives me nuts um
- 00:04:13and she's like there's another video and
- 00:04:14I was like what could I have possibly
- 00:04:17said I was like I don't remember I was
- 00:04:18pretty damn drunk in that interview I
- 00:04:20was like I don't know I was drinking
- 00:04:21those slushies all day me and you both
- 00:04:22were yeah I remember nothing it was like
- 00:04:24some kind of
- 00:04:26blue what was in it it was vodka right
- 00:04:28it was like Tito it was
- 00:04:31yeah it's pretty good we were drinking
- 00:04:32them all evening you anyka and you said
- 00:04:35these have nothing in there and they're
- 00:04:36like I don't know what you want me to do
- 00:04:37about it like put another shot in there
- 00:04:39and you said I paid for it she did she
- 00:04:41took him back she's like there's no
- 00:04:42alcohol on this and they put another
- 00:04:43shot off in there for us I went with Y
- 00:04:45and I I was paying for it so I was like
- 00:04:48I'm paying extra for this you better put
- 00:04:50it in there exactly and then after they
- 00:04:51released that one video where you could
- 00:04:53really see my tongue that it was blue
- 00:04:54after I've been drinking all day they're
- 00:04:56like she sucked off Papa Smurf and I was
- 00:04:57like well G okay you know but we were up
- 00:05:01there and we got that phone call and KK
- 00:05:02was telling us about this other video
- 00:05:04and I was like are you [ __ ] me right
- 00:05:05now like you're pulling my dick there's
- 00:05:07no way there is no way in hell they done
- 00:05:09post another video I don't remember
- 00:05:10saying that hunter gets this video to
- 00:05:12pull up and I'm
- 00:05:14like I was like that is not good I was
- 00:05:16like okay I got to get in my car and go
- 00:05:18home cuz I'm about to have a nervous
- 00:05:19breakdown me and Granny are on the way
- 00:05:21home and I'm over here and there's a sad
- 00:05:22song on the radio I'm like keep it
- 00:05:24together granny has no idea what's
- 00:05:26happening granny has no idea at this
- 00:05:28point she's like why are you in such a
- 00:05:29hurry I was like gr I I just need to get
- 00:05:31in the car and go I was like I'm ready
- 00:05:32to take a nap I need to take a shower I
- 00:05:34was like I just I just need to go home
- 00:05:35we get home I go in my room I was like
- 00:05:37oh
- 00:05:39Jesus time either she didn't and when I
- 00:05:42told her like about the whole thing it
- 00:05:44was like a really when I told her I had
- 00:05:46to explain it to her like three times
- 00:05:47and she was like I don't get it and I
- 00:05:49was like granny listen to what I'm
- 00:05:51saying to you I was like spit on it and
- 00:05:54she's like oh and I was like granny
- 00:05:57Jesus Christ I was like don't say that
- 00:05:59that I was like let me end up telling my
- 00:06:01daddy you know whatever I'm going to
- 00:06:02explain it to him to which he knew about
- 00:06:04it but he didn't understand it either he
- 00:06:05was like I don't [ __ ] get it but I
- 00:06:07should have known somebody in my family
- 00:06:08would have said something to his ass
- 00:06:09before I did so he knew before you even
- 00:06:12told him he's heard about it but he
- 00:06:13didn't really know what it was so I was
- 00:06:15like okay well I guess I'm going to have
- 00:06:17to tell him then granny he gets here
- 00:06:19she's like Haley come in here and tell
- 00:06:20your daddy what you told me and I was
- 00:06:23like oh Jesus Christ and he's hotheaded
- 00:06:25too that's where I get it from so did
- 00:06:27you tell your brother or did he ask you
- 00:06:30about it first I told Austin about it
- 00:06:32now Andrew I think he seen it at work
- 00:06:35and he's like what the [ __ ] he texted
- 00:06:37Austin he's like do you know our little
- 00:06:38sister's like Tik Tok famous and he was
- 00:06:40like yeah Tik Tok famous it's kind of
- 00:06:42funny I didn't think it was big until my
- 00:06:45dad was like awesome bu has at work show
- 00:06:47meet you on Facebook you and Haley in
- 00:06:49Nashville I was like oh did they it was
- 00:06:51rough I literally locked myself in that
- 00:06:53bedroom for like 2 weeks I went to work
- 00:06:55and then I'd come straight home I
- 00:06:56wouldn't even go to the store and get
- 00:06:57gas I was like everybody and their mom
- 00:06:59knows me around here I was like I can't
- 00:07:00do it they're going
- 00:07:02like yeah dressed in hats and hoodies I
- 00:07:06didn't think it was getting bad until I
- 00:07:07started seeing people like do merch that
- 00:07:08said it and I was like what or like that
- 00:07:11girl that pretended to be you oh yeah
- 00:07:14like the one that was like trying to get
- 00:07:15getting the benefit hey those people
- 00:07:16done deep investigation though no they
- 00:07:18did but they didn't well nobody really
- 00:07:21know who you were so like yeah they they
- 00:07:23didn't know your name I was okay with it
- 00:07:25I was okay with it she I was like she's
- 00:07:27claiming to be me yes sister you take
- 00:07:28that that wasn't that wasn't haly W I
- 00:07:30don't know who the hell that was you go
- 00:07:32to D meet your attorney yeah shout out
- 00:07:35your mama yeah shout out Mom I love you
- 00:07:37shout out Mama D I love you telling my
- 00:07:39dad was like an awkward conversation so
- 00:07:42he's sitting here he's like mean mugging
- 00:07:44the [ __ ] out of me while I'm telling him
- 00:07:45and I'm like okay this is not going to
- 00:07:47go good and I'm trying to get it out
- 00:07:48where it doesn't sound as bad as it was
- 00:07:51cuz at this point I was like this is
- 00:07:53going to be a mess then you have granny
- 00:07:55over here
- 00:07:56just spit on it
- 00:08:00hot to she doesn't even say hot to she's
- 00:08:02hot toy I was like granny stop let me
- 00:08:06let me finish telling him she's over
- 00:08:07here okay spit on it I she's just over
- 00:08:11here I'm over here like this trying to
- 00:08:13tell him cuz I'm laughing trying to tell
- 00:08:15him and he's getting mad cuz I want spit
- 00:08:16it out and I'm like oh my [ __ ] God I
- 00:08:18like all right Daddy I said it I said it
- 00:08:20I was talking about spitting on dick
- 00:08:22[ __ ] like it's just a joke though he
- 00:08:25said I know not to take you [ __ ] I know
- 00:08:27not to take you serious cuz you can
- 00:08:28never tell what comes out of my mouth my
- 00:08:30whole family has said
- 00:08:31that know that I don't think anyone was
- 00:08:34surprised when they seen the video
- 00:08:36anyone that knows you everybody that I
- 00:08:38spoke to about it like when it first
- 00:08:40happened they're like that does not
- 00:08:41surprise me that come out of your mouth
- 00:08:42I'm like thank you even if you weren't
- 00:08:43drinking and you were there like you
- 00:08:45would say it if we were here yeah to
- 00:08:47y'all I'm like scatter brain we can have
- 00:08:49a conversation like this and if I see a
- 00:08:50cow or something I'm going to jump to
- 00:08:52that and I'm always going to have
- 00:08:52something to say about something else
- 00:08:55definitely the hardest part was like
- 00:08:57coming out of my house after all this
- 00:08:59happened I was like I'm embarrassed
- 00:09:00death I cannot show my face anywhere I
- 00:09:02was like mortified of it now I kind of
- 00:09:04embraced it I wish I'd have done it
- 00:09:06sooner I'd be like quit being a little
- 00:09:07[ __ ] and get your ass up and go see
- 00:09:09your attorney just do it and we did that
- 00:09:12and did and you sat in that meeting with
- 00:09:14me I do there's this man the other night
- 00:09:15at dark spinley he tickled the [ __ ] out
- 00:09:17of me he was like I what he how did he
- 00:09:19word it you remember that older man and
- 00:09:21I was
- 00:09:23like I don't know what you're talking
- 00:09:25about he's like I can't mistake that
- 00:09:26country twang from anywhere he's like I
- 00:09:28know it's you and I was
- 00:09:30like surprise yes me what's the craziest
- 00:09:35rumor I think I want to ask you guys
- 00:09:37what's the craziest
- 00:09:38shy let's talk about shy that's not a
- 00:09:41rumor that was like real thing that
- 00:09:43happened
- 00:09:44yesterday it wasn't even my Shir tussy
- 00:09:47though that was the best com I've read
- 00:09:49since this only start wasn't shuss
- 00:09:51imagine waking up from a nap like you're
- 00:09:52taking this really good ass nap I was
- 00:09:55waiting on you to tell me if you're
- 00:09:55staying within or if you're going home
- 00:09:57so I was like all right I'm going to
- 00:09:58take a nap my comforter is drying
- 00:09:59whatever took me a little nap I wake up
- 00:10:02I don't know how she timed it so good I
- 00:10:03had like a bunch of messages and
- 00:10:04everything else I was like what's this
- 00:10:06about I wake up she facetimes me she's
- 00:10:08like haly go to your Instagram I was
- 00:10:10like what what is it she's like
- 00:10:14shsy like people are talking about your
- 00:10:16shirt tussy and she was like oh my God
- 00:10:18she already knew what I was talking
- 00:10:19about cuz we we seen it I was like why
- 00:10:21does it look like that that's not right
- 00:10:23all the comments were talking about it
- 00:10:24and then someone said sure tussy and I
- 00:10:25was like that is the best thing they
- 00:10:27could have ever said no as soon as I
- 00:10:28seen it I was like that's literally the
- 00:10:30picture we said not to post no he
- 00:10:32literally sent like a or he said are
- 00:10:35these pictures above like good for the
- 00:10:36post and I was like yeah those are good
- 00:10:37you sent the ones I sent that picture
- 00:10:40was not in there I did not send that I
- 00:10:42would not have done that to you Jamie
- 00:10:44you're done for so a shirt tussy is when
- 00:10:46you have a fat Coter and your Coter
- 00:10:48decides to take a bite out of your shirt
- 00:10:50that's exactly what a shirt tussy is and
- 00:10:52don't act like you haven't ever had one
- 00:10:53or I've never seen that before actually
- 00:10:56you're the first well hell it's better
- 00:10:58than a camel toe it's basically the same
- 00:11:00thing I think it's worse I don't know
- 00:11:01I'd rather have a camel to the shirt it
- 00:11:03least like you're wearing the pants and
- 00:11:05it's not your
- 00:11:06shirt I hate to say it but those lips
- 00:11:08look too little to be
- 00:11:11mine I hate to say it I was looking I
- 00:11:14was like there a no way there's no way
- 00:11:16in hell that's
- 00:11:19mine what's that girl off me girl say
- 00:11:22just because I have a WID set
- 00:11:24vagina oh my God you keep saying what I
- 00:11:27like in the backup pack of the cat
- 00:11:29wait what' she say what I la in the back
- 00:11:31I pack in the cat she didn't even know
- 00:11:33what that means I was like Kay that
- 00:11:34literally means
- 00:11:36you no it
- 00:11:38don't big Martha what yall know about it
- 00:11:42who is that what you call her yeah yeah
- 00:11:44her name is Big Martha
- 00:11:46actually oh
- 00:11:49God no she tried naming ours actually
- 00:11:52she did she sat down she's said why
- 00:11:53don't we name yours
- 00:11:56Doug she went one by one trying to come
- 00:11:58up with
- 00:12:00like
- 00:12:01no nobody thinks what I think stop what
- 00:12:03you're doing right now I'm serious
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- 00:12:29better picks how did you guys meet so we
- 00:12:32met in high school me and her have been
- 00:12:33best friends since like third grade yeah
- 00:12:35something like that third fourth and
- 00:12:37then we survived two other friend groups
- 00:12:39and we kind of kind of guess come to our
- 00:12:42last destination best for last final
- 00:12:46destination well we met in high school
- 00:12:48we all cheered together yeah got into
- 00:12:50some trouble together in cheer L bot
- 00:12:53trouble actually no we met because I
- 00:12:55made you take us home like that's how
- 00:12:57we've been friends Chelsea we were
- 00:12:58leaving school yeah cuz my sister left
- 00:13:00me we I kind of knew you all before
- 00:13:02though yeah we we knew each other same
- 00:13:04grade yeah and we knew Jordan too but I
- 00:13:06was supposed to go we were supposed to
- 00:13:08go home with my sister and she left us
- 00:13:10dished us out of the car so I was like
- 00:13:11what am I supposed to do thank you H we
- 00:13:13appreciate that can we hay ride with
- 00:13:16y'all and I'm like yeah that's fine both
- 00:13:18of them actually tried dating my brother
- 00:13:21that was before I tried being your
- 00:13:22friend that's how I met y'all y'all
- 00:13:25Carson was my man Carson Was Your Man
- 00:13:28Carson was Brooks man Carson belonged to
- 00:13:30everybody he went through the whole gang
- 00:13:32man yeah yeah that's he grew into his
- 00:13:35ears though oh yeah he did have some big
- 00:13:37ho ear yeah BL is hard no no I met you
- 00:13:41before you had braces and we were just
- 00:13:43little and my teeth done the Cha Cha
- 00:13:44Slide to
- 00:13:47the but I don't know I don't even know
- 00:13:49how I became your friend that reminds me
- 00:13:51I looked at my DM's last night and
- 00:13:52somebody told me I need to buy veneers
- 00:13:54for what I wore braces for 5 years and
- 00:13:56then Ellie over there decided to eat my
- 00:13:58retainer so I didn't get to wear it but
- 00:14:00maybe like two weeks which I probably
- 00:14:01wasn't going to wear it anyways but she
- 00:14:02saved me the trouble this is actually my
- 00:14:05daughter over here come here she doesn't
- 00:14:07have a Daddy it's okay there's nothing
- 00:14:10wrong with
- 00:14:12that that's okay she needs to go put on
- 00:14:14her Halloween jammies it never right do
- 00:14:16they even fit her I don't know I haven't
- 00:14:18put them on her yet I haven't brought
- 00:14:19myself to it cuz I'm scared she's going
- 00:14:20to like piss on me Pooky made her piss
- 00:14:22the other night why I guess she got
- 00:14:25excited she was like oh a handsome man
- 00:14:28and like started pissing she don't get I
- 00:14:30understand well yeah but you're not a
- 00:14:33handsome man you're a handsome woman
- 00:14:35handsome yeah you're handsome be yeah
- 00:14:38our typical going out night was like
- 00:14:40last night I ordered $80 worth of
- 00:14:42dominoes just for us to like sit there
- 00:14:44and like all devour it and then we'll
- 00:14:47watch TV that's really all we do we play
- 00:14:49UNO bu yeah that's what we do for fun
- 00:14:53around here we normally drink wine too
- 00:14:55with it if you can't tell she's drinking
- 00:14:56out of the bottle that's a classy lady
- 00:14:58right there the qu is not no the qu's
- 00:15:01not in it either there's little pieces
- 00:15:03just floating around it's okay it adds
- 00:15:05character I think it adds character too
- 00:15:07we prefer Barefoot too though it's cheap
- 00:15:10we don't really go out all together
- 00:15:11though I don't think we've ever all been
- 00:15:13out together besides like the chat
- 00:15:15Halloween party when oh man Halloween
- 00:15:19last year was a blur to me my boots that
- 00:15:21I bought like the same day to complete
- 00:15:24my outfit they're like some really tall
- 00:15:25like Gog go boot in go go
- 00:15:29excuse me I love saying that so I got
- 00:15:32tired of walking around in him my feet
- 00:15:33were hurting so I took them off and I
- 00:15:35was sitting beside Alyssa cuz you know I
- 00:15:37just stir up at that point Fireball keep
- 00:15:39it away from me uhuh I told him I said
- 00:15:42one more shot and y'all taking care of
- 00:15:43her I was not I fed her no I told y yall
- 00:15:46give her one more and I'm done dude I
- 00:15:47love Fireball it's like my spiritual
- 00:15:49calling she's already like been over the
- 00:15:50floor before there like the last one
- 00:15:52dude I was having a ball before we even
- 00:15:54left like your apartment I had so much
- 00:15:55fun though until Pooky called yeah until
- 00:15:58Pooky called he screaming and crying and
- 00:16:00throwing up that's why I didn't like
- 00:16:01Pooky me and Haley sat outside for like
- 00:16:0345 minutes and she was like [ __ ] you
- 00:16:06[ __ ] you just cussing him out and he
- 00:16:08kept hanging up on her every time he was
- 00:16:09literally out too and then she'd call
- 00:16:11him again see I'm giving hope right here
- 00:16:13you're like two or three yearlong
- 00:16:15situationship can turn into something
- 00:16:17more I'm giving hope to the delusional
- 00:16:19girlies right now well the thing is I
- 00:16:21blocked pooky's number before she even
- 00:16:23started calling him again he was having
- 00:16:24fun the same thing I was I'm just
- 00:16:25dramatic except she was at a frat party
- 00:16:27he was at a bar with his friends was
- 00:16:29this Harley or Haley Harley came out
- 00:16:32Harley comes out there's no you can talk
- 00:16:34to her but she's not all there you got
- 00:16:36to explain what Harley is Harley is your
- 00:16:37Alter Ego that when I drink dark liquor
- 00:16:41that is Harley yeah once Harley comes
- 00:16:43out there's no going back until Harley
- 00:16:45is done put down I got some Halloween
- 00:16:49costumes of you my boy
- 00:16:52what why are they in like a work suit
- 00:16:55like what is that hot to jumpsuit
- 00:16:59I think they should do like a mask I
- 00:17:01think it should be like the outfit that
- 00:17:02you wore that night I know what is up
- 00:17:05with Johnny and them wanting to like
- 00:17:06chop that up and sell it in little
- 00:17:07pieces no one will ever get my Sheen
- 00:17:09skirt I live by that thing no one will
- 00:17:11ever get itar that it was $3 no one's
- 00:17:13ever going to get it and your she top
- 00:17:15let's talk about the time Haley punched
- 00:17:17her ex in the face I actually smacked
- 00:17:19face it smack it was like a
- 00:17:21hard whack that's what I loved about him
- 00:17:24though like me and him can be into it
- 00:17:25and then like an hour later we're fine
- 00:17:27like that was my favorite thing about
- 00:17:28him no but no we were at the beach on
- 00:17:30his senior trip I got secondhand
- 00:17:32embarrassment I feel so bad we were in a
- 00:17:35room full of all his friends and I don't
- 00:17:37know if he was joking or not you can't
- 00:17:39joke around with me too much cuz I'm
- 00:17:41like really hotheaded and I take it a
- 00:17:43little too far he bumps into me and
- 00:17:44Spills Dr Pepper all down I had a reflex
- 00:17:48and I rared back and I five starred him
- 00:17:50right in his face and it got so quiet in
- 00:17:52there that's not the first time she H
- 00:17:54someone in the face yeah that was in
- 00:17:57your name keep my watch name out your
- 00:17:59[ __ ] mouth that's that's exactly it I
- 00:18:02wasn't even there I no idea what was
- 00:18:05going on you can say whatever you want
- 00:18:06to like about me but when it comes to
- 00:18:08them or like anybody else I'm really
- 00:18:10close with just don't do that and it's a
- 00:18:13concept they got really close at one
- 00:18:15point in time and they were like really
- 00:18:16good friends and I'm all about being a
- 00:18:18good friend I try really hard to be a
- 00:18:20good friend I always have and they're
- 00:18:22pretty good friends too thank you yeah
- 00:18:24of course but this girl she got really
- 00:18:26close with us and
- 00:18:30especially with her she got really close
- 00:18:31with her and then we found out she was
- 00:18:33texting her ex-boyfriend behind her back
- 00:18:35and she's done been [ __ ] talking me at
- 00:18:37this point so I'm like ah whatever you
- 00:18:39know what you call me stupid idiot
- 00:18:40whatever it was she called me that's one
- 00:18:43thing but you're sitting here being a
- 00:18:44good friend to her or think you are and
- 00:18:46you're texting her man behind her back I
- 00:18:47was like I got something for that ass I
- 00:18:49got a FaceTime call and they was like
- 00:18:51Hey so and so's texting him and I was
- 00:18:53like okay like I'll text her and they
- 00:18:54was like no don't say anything Haley's
- 00:18:56going to handle it she's
- 00:18:59I not to nobody believed me I I know
- 00:19:02when I done it everybody's like H why'
- 00:19:03you do that everybody in the room told
- 00:19:05me to do it no I knew you were serious
- 00:19:09nobody else thinks I'm serious right now
- 00:19:10and then she that was the best face time
- 00:19:12call I've ever got Wasing it on and
- 00:19:14after you did it she was like Haley why'
- 00:19:16you do that I was Alissa you told her to
- 00:19:18y' know you tell Haley to do some things
- 00:19:21some she be oh yeah like and she won't
- 00:19:23actually do do it I was not expecting
- 00:19:25her to actually do that I don't got
- 00:19:27gassed up at that point I
- 00:19:31ponytail told her boyfriend she's like
- 00:19:33if you get a phone call it's cuz I beat
- 00:19:34this bitch's ass he left she had even
- 00:19:38been at the house for 10 minutes not
- 00:19:39even 10 and he leaves gets right back to
- 00:19:42his house hey can you come pick me up I
- 00:19:43knew it come he said please tell me
- 00:19:45you're not calling me for the reason you
- 00:19:47said you would I was like yeah I am he
- 00:19:48was like hey my [ __ ] and he come and
- 00:19:50got me me and him click so good that was
- 00:19:53bad you miss him that was like my best
- 00:19:55friend so yeah not like that way it's
- 00:19:59okay but like we were friends before
- 00:20:00that we were really good friends before
- 00:20:01that it's nothing but love over here
- 00:20:03same way with that girl we don't have
- 00:20:05issues or anything we're good after like
- 00:20:07few weeks after that I don't know how
- 00:20:09that come to be either but that was like
- 00:20:11a we were like why are they it oh the
- 00:20:15next day y'all were like best us it your
- 00:20:18prti yeah we fine and me and look each
- 00:20:20other we
- 00:20:21said sometimes I think people need to
- 00:20:24just get their asses handed to them
- 00:20:26sometimes and then they get back on the
- 00:20:28right path you know one and done type
- 00:20:29girl this is a hell of a podcast set up
- 00:20:32yeah the cow
- 00:20:34field in case you're wondering where my
- 00:20:36porch is it's out in BF bum [ __ ] Egypt
- 00:20:39um there's literally a cow field over
- 00:20:41there they're just I guess living their
- 00:20:43best life quick show of hands if you
- 00:20:45want to turn $1 into $1,000 listen up so
- 00:20:48the last episode I told you about better
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- 00:20:51played that thing in the first week at
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- 00:21:08if you guys have seen this yet it might
- 00:21:09be a skill though naming
- 00:21:12people former some people read hero this
- 00:21:16is a this is a crazy conspiracy theory I
- 00:21:19don't know if you've seen this wait till
- 00:21:20y'all find out she's loky a former
- 00:21:22Israel Soldier C how do you say that
- 00:21:25cospl cosplaying a Southern bell after a
- 00:21:28billionaire dad hired a PR firm to scrub
- 00:21:31her past off the internet par
- 00:21:33particularly her old Tik Tok where she
- 00:21:36ain't even speak English let alone had a
- 00:21:38fake ass southern accent a fake ass
- 00:21:40southern accent you know there's times I
- 00:21:42wish I didn't have an
- 00:21:45accent let let me just see
- 00:21:49that you hold my bottle
- 00:21:52okay Trill bur who sent you H you're on
- 00:21:56to me you're so good how'd you catch me
- 00:21:59stupid ass people are so ignorant like
- 00:22:02where do you sit here and come up with
- 00:22:03this [ __ ] like out of the time of day
- 00:22:05where do you have the time of day to sit
- 00:22:07here and come up with [ __ ] like this I
- 00:22:09wish I was a soldier I feel like it'd be
- 00:22:11kind of fun I feel like going to the
- 00:22:12Marines and stuff would be really fun I
- 00:22:14feel like I could do it but I wouldn't I
- 00:22:16wouldn't be serious in it spot like I
- 00:22:18flip a tank over if I drove it you walk
- 00:22:21up be like wait who am I supposed to
- 00:22:22shoot that's exactly what you would do I
- 00:22:23couldn't do that I walk out be like okay
- 00:22:24he's kind of cute I don't want to shoot
- 00:22:26him no you I don't want to kill him you
- 00:22:28know know I be like I should hook him up
- 00:22:30with Maddie I try to go over there and
- 00:22:31like hook him up with MADD and he'd
- 00:22:32shoot my ass I'd be
- 00:22:35done internet particular how old Tik
- 00:22:38Tock where she ain't she ain't even
- 00:22:40speak English let alone had a fake ass
- 00:22:42southern accent uh oh here comes granny
- 00:22:44granny oh she can't even get in Granny's
- 00:22:46here we're
- 00:22:49broadcasting everybody this is Granny in
- 00:22:51case you haven't met her this is where
- 00:22:52my mouth comes from you're the best what
- 00:22:54are you doing here me yeah nothing I
- 00:22:57came to see you did you oh oh do I eat
- 00:23:01enough we need to get this out here do I
- 00:23:04eat enough what do you mean do you eat
- 00:23:05enough do I eat enough how much do I eat
- 00:23:08well I guess you eat till you get full
- 00:23:10everybody says I need to eat more cuz
- 00:23:12I'm shaped like a chopstick kind of n
- 00:23:14you don't need you don't need to eat too
- 00:23:16much more yeah you get fat we're
- 00:23:19drinking that liquor that was in the
- 00:23:20fridge what liquor y drunk no bun of
- 00:23:23drunk have you tried this no get you a
- 00:23:26sip it's got a cork screw in it but yeah
- 00:23:28it's extra
- 00:23:30flavor what is I know me the other day I
- 00:23:33just kind of put it in the fridge I
- 00:23:34didn't think nothing about it she said
- 00:23:35whose liquor is that in the fridge and
- 00:23:38liquor I went there and looked I was
- 00:23:39like oh that's
- 00:23:40wine ain't no liquor y'all drank all
- 00:23:44that no I don't want none of that stuff
- 00:23:47there's a cork FL floating around in it
- 00:23:49do you drink wine granny nope I don't
- 00:23:51drink period mhm that's how I live to be
- 00:23:5480 years
- 00:23:56old we told her she start smoking her a
- 00:23:59joint she feel better what are your
- 00:24:01secrets to youth how do you stay so well
- 00:24:05I guess with all these Grand young young
- 00:24:07ons and Grand Youngs you know You' got
- 00:24:11got four young ons nine grand young and
- 00:24:13I don't how many great grand Youngs i'
- 00:24:14have to stop and count them were you
- 00:24:16were you surprised when she got
- 00:24:18famous she didn't tell me for a week I
- 00:24:22think it was a little bit more than that
- 00:24:23no it was longer than a week it was like
- 00:24:25two is they say they know more than I do
- 00:24:28I'm not going to tell her she was she
- 00:24:30was scared to tell me she's afraid I'd
- 00:24:32get on her for what she
- 00:24:34said you thought it was funny I say I
- 00:24:37bet you thought it was funny then I got
- 00:24:39think about well I guess if she don't
- 00:24:41say anymore or do anymore well I had got
- 00:24:44nothing to worry about well
- 00:24:46actually yeah I just heard the
- 00:24:49last little remark you made which one
- 00:24:52what was it something about something
- 00:24:57being you something in a hole and
- 00:25:01oh what
- 00:25:04was I was on the
- 00:25:08radio yes you hear radio you can blame
- 00:25:11Johnny for that Johnny's like that's
- 00:25:13funny say that you came up with it
- 00:25:16though tell what you say so what's all
- 00:25:19or how did I word it what's good for the
- 00:25:21hole what's good for the hole and always
- 00:25:22good for the
- 00:25:23soul that was on the radio here tell
- 00:25:26them about the telemarketers
- 00:25:28what about tell them what you say to him
- 00:25:30of make no that ain't what you say to
- 00:25:33him that ain't very nice yeah and tell
- 00:25:38marketers of us worry
- 00:25:39the crap out of me look she's putting a
- 00:25:43filter on now you ought to he early in
- 00:25:45the morning filter
- 00:25:47off bad
- 00:25:49granny you know that movie Bad Grandpa
- 00:25:52yeah got [ __ ] on bad granny i' hate to
- 00:25:54be
- 00:25:55the I got 18 one day 18
- 00:25:58calls they drive her nuts oh gosh that
- 00:26:01phone is always ringing yeah it drive
- 00:26:03you nuts when you're trying to sleep in
- 00:26:04at the ash crack of dawn too yeah I
- 00:26:06don't blame you I'd say the same
- 00:26:08thing what am I cooking why' you start
- 00:26:11stud I said what do you say to the tele
- 00:26:15markers quit [ __ ] calling
- 00:26:18me go to
- 00:26:20hell call somebody else every once in a
- 00:26:24while I'm tired of you calling me what's
- 00:26:26your favorite thing about Haley
- 00:26:31don't look at me like that it's a smart
- 00:26:33ass mouth ain't it H's this is my
- 00:26:35granddaughter she stays here with me
- 00:26:38takes care of
- 00:26:41me oh shs don't don't sweet don't talk
- 00:26:45about me like that sweet as I can be now
- 00:26:48you're bluffing right there K this
- 00:26:51[ __ ] she's making me look good that's
- 00:26:54what I say she's just she's just my
- 00:26:56granddaughter now put the camera and ask
- 00:26:58her what she really says months
- 00:27:01old yeah put the camera down and ask her
- 00:27:03what she really thinks about me to cry I
- 00:27:06know this story and it makes me
- 00:27:07emotional too I don't know why but she's
- 00:27:10very independent very independent word
- 00:27:15that's out go ahead tell them you
- 00:27:16independent too now you don't need a man
- 00:27:18for [ __ ] tell
- 00:27:20them well I guess that's why I had got
- 00:27:23one you're damn right me and you both
- 00:27:25great I know that's right now she's
- 00:27:26always told me own thing we no man to do
- 00:27:28it for do it yeah right now you have
- 00:27:32always told me not to ever bring you a
- 00:27:33man home unless he's got one foot in the
- 00:27:35grave and the other on a banana pilling
- 00:27:37that's right that's right and I ain't
- 00:27:39seen one yet he's got a [ __ ] ton of
- 00:27:40money so he can just slip right into his
- 00:27:42grave and leave her all his
- 00:27:44money now I live by that she tell them
- 00:27:47all my secrets yeah it looks like it I'm
- 00:27:51kidding now I'm the one money I don't
- 00:27:53need a man for [ __ ] I just got one
- 00:27:54because I got one do you like Pooky
- 00:27:58I guess I hadn't met him but two or
- 00:28:00three times but I guess Pooky is all
- 00:28:03right you get married when did I what
- 00:28:06age were you when you got married I was
- 00:28:0817 years
- 00:28:10old yeah I got a little bit to lose yeah
- 00:28:13I did too I I wouldn't advis it yall
- 00:28:16wait till you're about 37
- 00:28:2037 what about never never I'd be better
- 00:28:24what's Granny's alterg when she gets mad
- 00:28:26huh grantha gran Brenda that's Brenda
- 00:28:29Brenda
- 00:28:31Jane No when Granny gets mad she's
- 00:28:34Brenda that ain't granny no more that's
- 00:28:35Brenda amazing you Taco Bell let's get
- 00:28:38you let's get yeah so here we have our
- 00:28:40local Taco Bell this is my favorite
- 00:28:42place to eat you could never offer me
- 00:28:44Taco Bell I'm like ew no I'm not in the
- 00:28:46mood for that I'm always down for Taco
- 00:28:49Bell you want to buy hot freeze I've
- 00:28:51never had one they're good we're taking
- 00:28:53your Baja virginity with
- 00:28:56you where she
- 00:28:58be right with you what is she say so you
- 00:29:01need Carol's raw reaction to a Baja
- 00:29:04Blast mhm dude have you ever went to a
- 00:29:07gas station and got like a Coke
- 00:29:09freezy that's my [ __ ] so if you look to
- 00:29:12the right right here this is where I was
- 00:29:14working at it's my little spring Factory
- 00:29:17oh a got very many people up in there
- 00:29:20you worked inside there I see Trevor's
- 00:29:22there that was my best buddy old pal I
- 00:29:25just put Springs in a box and we shipped
- 00:29:27them out I check them occasionally I
- 00:29:29didn't like doing it I had to sit still
- 00:29:31all day we're driving through Lewisburg
- 00:29:33we're going to Cornersville to see where
- 00:29:34we went to high school at they literally
- 00:29:36had a tractor day people used to drive
- 00:29:38tractors to [ __ ] every homecoming did
- 00:29:40you drive a tractor to school hell no I
- 00:29:43can barely drive a
- 00:29:44car what do you call your car
- 00:29:48Kirby why do you call them Kirby cuz I
- 00:29:50run over a lot of Curves oh look at
- 00:29:53these people planting trees okay and
- 00:29:55they got B okay those are ghosts I was
- 00:29:57going to say they got PL bags in their
- 00:29:58[ __ ] trees remember they used to give
- 00:30:01us the trees at school huh they didn't
- 00:30:04ever give yall a tree hell no they
- 00:30:06didn't give us a tree we were pouring
- 00:30:07Corners well they wouldn't give us a
- 00:30:08[ __ ] no thing of toilet paper to wipe
- 00:30:11your ass on that's true or toilet paper
- 00:30:14I swear to God that damn thin one little
- 00:30:16poke through your finger now you got
- 00:30:18[ __ ] on your finger going to graze that
- 00:30:20[ __ ] up real good too maybe I should
- 00:30:22make an ad tired of thin toilet paper
- 00:30:25and walking around with skid marks in
- 00:30:26your drawers after all day but You'
- 00:30:28wiped nine times vote Haley for
- 00:30:31president she'll fix that in your school
- 00:30:34systems vote for Haley W and she's going
- 00:30:37to spit on that [ __ ] campaign so
- 00:30:39we're at our high school um we used to
- 00:30:41cheer out here you don't got anything to
- 00:30:43add W CS W CS go boogs I think have the
- 00:30:48w foot are weading or no uh I got you
- 00:30:53talk to her wait TI talk to her
- 00:30:55subscribe to that thing this is Miss
- 00:30:57Remy Jan and I've had her since she is a
- 00:30:59baby she likes apples if you can't tell
- 00:31:01she's going to give you a little
- 00:31:06ASMR you like that yeah she likes that
- 00:31:10and that's a wrap on this episode and I
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