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hey guys this video is based on paper
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Luigi 99's and Road animates video go
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support the original
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creators geez Dad what's the matter my
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video I made got taken down seems some
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fragile snowflake didn't make my assault
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and video so they reported me and got my
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video taken down now I have a like on my
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channel just great geez I wonder who did
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that don't people understand these
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videos are just for entertainment and
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they don't reflect who we are well maybe
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accept you as a person clearly not even
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with a ton of warnings and viewer
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Discretions people still get upset and
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offended was it you I bet it was you dad
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I can full-heartedly tell you it wasn't
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me don't you remember last week you
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casted a hex on me if I touch an
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electronic device in any capacity I
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immediately spontaneously combust oh
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yeah I forgot about that suppose it
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wasn't you then but I need to find who
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did this and give them the ultimate
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punishment and how do you plan to do
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that hundreds of thousands of people
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watch your videos it'll be impossible to
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figure out oh don't worry son I have my
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ways anyway we need to head to bed soon
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I have a tour video I need to do
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tomorrow for white Borg prison oh that's
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cool well good night Dad good night
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night
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son Intruders how dare you come and
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watch my wife and I sleep you perverts
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I'll sue you not just kidding if you
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already couldn't tell from the title
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unless you're like blind or something I
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get to show you guys my wonderful job as
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chief of police and as the prison Warden
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come walk and talk with me won't
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you my police force is much more
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competent than some other forces out
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there there's virtually no crime
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whatsoever because everyone is scared of
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what I might do to them of course if you
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don't include the constant troublemaking
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that's caused by some metalsome brats
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but that's something I'm easily capable
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of taking care of do you got know about
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the eth amendment of the US Constitution
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well it forbids excessive bailed
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excessive fines and cruel and unusual
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punishments well you can ignore all that
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because this is the go anime Universe
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where none of that nonsense applies and
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I get to do whatever I please to anyone
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who dares to try and oppose
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me all right I'm going to need some
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privacy there are kids here after all
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remember kids always wash behind your
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ears or you'll be
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assaulted ah yes I'm looking good today
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now before I leave for work I always do
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a quick check up on
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everyone there's my beautiful wife Doris
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she's still sleeping so let her
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be there's ruie playing with your dolls
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as always Dad will you bring me back
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some special sugar that you eat with
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your nose no Rosie and I thought I told
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you to stay out of my secret stash of Dr
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I mean adult candy I will come back with
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chocolate for you now behave okay
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Dad and this is Caillou's room
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and huh where is
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he oh great he's not here for all I know
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he could be out doing something Miss
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chus I'll just punish him when I get
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home from work for now let's head to my
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place of
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work you know what I love to do when I'm
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driving to work I love to try and get a
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kill streak oh look there's my first
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victim
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[Laughter]
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[Music]
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what the hell was this hobo doing lering
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in front of the prison oh anyways here
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it is folks this is whiteboard prison
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this prison is a combination of darach
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here prison aaban and a concentration
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camp now before you all get up and arms
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about it remember this is a cartoon and
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not based on real life anyways let's go
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inside
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good morning Brian how is everything
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good morning sir everything is currently
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in tiptop shape excellent do we have any
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new inmates yes we do we have three new
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inmates three oh boy I can't wait
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wonderful allow me to get Giovani so he
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can direct you to their cells Giovani to
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the front Des
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immediately uh hello sir I thought I
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should let you know that the new ship
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until weapons has just arrived oh really
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new inmates and new weapons I'm going to
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have such a good day at work today but
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first we need to show the viewers around
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the
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facility right come
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along behold the main area of the prison
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there are three levels of cells the
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bottom cells are prisoners who are just
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here because they got grounded by their
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parents and sent to this prison as a
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punishment the second level are for
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prisoners who are here because they did
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small crimes like Penny theft or assault
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now the third level is my favorite of
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all the levels those cells are exclusive
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for prisoners who are destructive little
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terrorists and we have a very special
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for areia known as the sanen level this
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level is in the basement of the facility
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that holds the most catastrophic
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creating prisoner of all we will discuss
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that later now you may think do we have
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a mess huler in outside area for our
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inmates to get exercise nope we don't
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have any of that my prison takes pride
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in refusing our prisoners luxurious
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items depending on the level of their
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destructiveness dictates what things get
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taken away sir we are here with the
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First new inmate oh hey it's little bill
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this dick ain't little though he was
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charged on one account of petty theft he
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stole a bunch of weapons from the weapon
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store because he was planning on killing
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his whole family therefore he got
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grounded is that so well Little Bill I
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believe the best punish for you is to
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get to Roman flogging what's a Roman
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flogging I'm glad you
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asked stop it stop it stop it stop it
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stop it stop it remember kids wait
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between lashes otherwise the older sting
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will numb them to the newer sting well
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dener shall we move on to the next
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inmate this inmate is on level two a
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level two inmate I'm so
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excited oh boy oh boy a level two inmate
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after a whole month I
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can't what Caillou so this is where you
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were oh hey Dad fancy meeting you here
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haaha it's a funny story Caillou why are
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you in my prison you tell me giovan just
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arrested me just for the [ __ ] and
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Giggles sir he is lying there is a
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reason why I arrested him but I believe
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having him tell you will bring him
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humiliation Caillou Alexander Anderson I
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demand you tell me why you were arrested
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otherwise I will cut straight to the
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lethal injection okay okay so I went to
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the local bar last night when we all
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went to bed and I wanted the bartender
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to give me alcohol after all I sound
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like I'm in my 30s anyways so I figured
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I'd get away with it but she refused to
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give me anything so I got mad and
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destroyed the bar so you destroyed the
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entire establishment for the simple fact
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they were following the laws of alcohol
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consumption and refusing to serve you
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[Music]
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alcohol that's hilarious I've taught you
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well cou if anyone refuses to give you
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what you want destroy what they love
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however you still need to be punished
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say we could use you as a test dummy for
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the new weapon we got though I think
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they're still setting everything up so
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your punishment will have to wait oh joy
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well fine I guess now then who's the
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last inmate well I was saving this for
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last because I knew this new inmate
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would have gotten you excited oh yeah
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yes sir this inmate has been classified
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as a level three a level three inmate oh
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my God we haven't had a level three
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inmate in almost a year this way V sir
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what dora this is the third time in a
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month I have had you in my Prison Walls
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what on Earth did you do now nothing the
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[ __ ] just arrested me just for the
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hell of it that is false sir we have
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three counts against her and the last
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one will no doubt make you very angry
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three counts of what dora you better
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tell me now otherwise I'll beat it out
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of you okay fine I destroyed the local
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McDonald's because they didn't have my
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first punch then I stole a car and went
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on an automobile rapage across GH City
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killing dozens and destroying multiple
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buildings that alone has earned you 50
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brutal punishments now what was the
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final thing you did I I don't think I
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should say tell me right the [ __ ] now
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otherwise I'll got outter intestines and
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use them to strangle you I I hit the
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dislike button on a video of me getting
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assaulted and then I reported it which
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got the video taken down down as a
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result because I can't tell the
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difference between real life and fiction
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like the real life haters you did what
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who was the creator of that video I um
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um I um I um spit it out the creator of
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the video was um um
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you so it was you dear God no no no no
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no no no no please please please don't
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break B RIS please think of the public
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attention resents of go City attention
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residents of go City warning warning
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Boris is about the lose his temper I
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repeat Boris is about to lose his temper
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you almost quickly run down into your
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soundproof funkers to protect your from
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The Vicious ass about to be put through
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if you do not have access to a sound
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proof funker it is recomended you
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sofware destroy the
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your it is
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also stay
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window
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possibility if you do not or take
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theary do something do something do
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something do something do
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something STS oh my God
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[Applause]
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how dare you have the [ __ ] audacity
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to dislike oneone of my YouTube videos
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and reported it you got my video taken
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down and my channel receive the strike
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you have singlehandedly committed one of
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the worst acts any human being could
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ever do you are in so much
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deep now you little
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[Applause]
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C Dora do you know what happens to those
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who have the audacity to dislike one of
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my videos um they get a strict verbal
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warning and a trip to an ice cream
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parlor no they get sentenced to death by
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the electric
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chair I've got the sponge sir no we
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don't need the sponge dor has committed
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such an atrocious act that I want this
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execution to be borderline to orcher sir
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are you sure yes I am sure I mean hey
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your job is on the line not
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mine Dora I hope you're scared we are
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going to make this torture as slow and
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painful as possible no one and I mean no
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one dislikes my YouTube videos is this
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even legal like what's my fair tra
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what's my testimony do I even get to
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defend myself who made the stupid law me
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[ __ ] any last words before you're
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torturous
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execution I'll meet you in hell you
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crazy son of
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a roll on
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one dorine pan filia Lopez Marquez
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electricity shall be passed through your
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body until you are dead in accordance
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with go animate law may God not have
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mercy on your soul
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already
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sir since you refuse to
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behave you will be
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[Music]
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destroyed and that's what happens when
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you dislike one of my YouTube videos so
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sir shall we inform her parents of this
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I don't think they'll give a [ __ ] just
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toss her into the slaughter house I'm
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sure they can use her meat as dog food
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well I'm taking my lunch break I'll be
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back in an
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hour well guys that's my job I hope you
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enjoy the tour of my facility and what
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we strive for and before you go I just
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want to remind everyone that this is
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just a cartoon and the door we used was
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simply a dummy no doors were harmed in
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the making of the
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video B why am I even bothering someone
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is still going to cry child abuse if you
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like this video hit the Subscribe button
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and the like button your support helps
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retro create more videos thanks for
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watching oh right I forgot about the
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sunken level the sunen level was created
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as a single floor cell The Prisoner is
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Chained inside a bulletproof glass box
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it's then sent into a 100 ft pool
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surrounded by Naval mines this cell was
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thought of by me and it's made for once
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special person Boots the monkey out of
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all of the prisoners and wanted
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criminals I've seen this monster has
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evaded the rest countless times no
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torture or punishment days could ever
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give him the torment he deserves but one
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day he will be mine
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I'm actually shocked you're still even
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alive after that torture session yeah
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even I can't believe I'm still alive are
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you doing okay did you need some water
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no I'm doing fine I don't need anything
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okay just making sure