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up this
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sheep um
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okay let's talk about my first
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experience doing mushrooms okay this is
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for educational purposes and this is a
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fictional story okay just a preface this
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never happened and this is all just
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jokes
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anyways so it was towards the beginning
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of actually it was towards the end of 20
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it was almost
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Christmas and I was about to go on
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Christmas break for work right I had
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taken off like four or five days of work
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um to go back home for Christmas and one
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of the days before I left I contacted
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one of my co-workers oh we went in a
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circle look at that um and the entire
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time I could have made
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sheets right there it was right there
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the entire time anyways I went to my
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friend and I I I knew she had a plug for
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mushrooms so I got
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mushrooms and I planned a whole day
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around it I was like you know what I'm
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I'm going to I'm going to make sure that
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this experience is very nice and very
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fun and very
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enjoyable uh and so what I did was I set
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up my my ex-girlfriend's room to be very
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comfy and I put the mushrooms in lemon
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juice
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let them sit for like 15 minutes and
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then took a shot of
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it I of my stupidity did not properly
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measure out um the amount of mushrooms
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so I don't know if I did two G four G or
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8
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G but
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essentially I was I was sitting down and
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I started to notice that the the SE
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ceing started to look kind of wavy like
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like we had LED lights in the room and
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the the the LED lights in the room
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started to wave and and it started to
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look like tides on the
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ceiling and
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I started I was like wow this is the
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most beautiful thing I've ever seen like
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the the ceiling in the in the in the
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room is waving and and it's breathing
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and the room started breathing and I was
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like whoa this is so crazy like the the
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room literally started like inhaling and
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exhaling it was a very very cool very
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very cool experience and then that was
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just the come up and
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then everything every like everything
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that emitted a light started uh
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cascading into these fractal patterns
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and these like Mandela sort of um
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patterns all around the room and I was
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like wow this is very
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overwhelming and I I was like around the
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peak I started crying I I closed my eyes
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and I started to see these trees blossom
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these trees grow up up and then the
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trees the the negative space in between
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the trees became skyscrapers and then
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the skyscrapers would become trees and
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the trees would become skyscrapers and
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it was this cycle of trees and
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skyscrapers and I was like wow this is
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the most beautiful thing I've ever seen
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and then I started crying because I Ed
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getting visuals with my eyes closed of
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uh my childhood home and it was so
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Serene it was
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so
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perfectly like the sun was hitting the
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room a very specific way and it was all
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very calm and the entire experience was
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very very calm and um when I opened my
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eyes I there were tears streaming down
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my eyes I was so I was elated I was I
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was euphoric I was having this
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experience of euphoria and
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interconnected with the universe and all
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of this stuff that people talk about and
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um my ex at the time was playing stardo
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Valley and I decided to take her switch
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and start playing stardo Valley I was
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like hey can I play St value uh because
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I was starting to come down a little bit
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from the peak and I swear to God the
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game looked 3D like I felt like I was in
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stardew Valley like every like my my my
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perception completely shifted to being
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in that game and it was shocking it was
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actually so shocking because I was
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like I was in the real world but because
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I was looking at the screen playing this
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game my perception was that I was
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actually in stardo Valley and I was like
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wow this is so crazy and it was it was
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like one of those days in stardo valley
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where there were like the rose petals or
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the
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um like uh the uh what the rose petals
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were like falling on the screen or
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whatever and I thought they were worms I
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thought they were little worms on the
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screen and I was like oh my gosh this is
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so crazy and then eventually I fell
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asleep still kind of
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high and what is that sound I have no
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idea oh oh that's a spawner I just
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realized that that's a spawner
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anyways um I'm lagging like crazy here
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uh so yeah that was my experience
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on
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mushrooms and let me tell you it was
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quite an experience and I would
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definitely do it again if they were
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legal and that was a completely
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fictional story and Minecraft just
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stopped
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responding and maybe oh oh oh just
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kidding just kidding just kidding Encore
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oncore Encore
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please okay let's bring that down a bit
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um but yeah it was truly a beautiful
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experience and I
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think uh it was completely I I know that
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story was completely fictional
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but um like I would really like to
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experience that again um because it was
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such a wonderful story and more stories
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like that should be
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told and um I think that if you are
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going to hypothetically this is for harm
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reduction educational
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purposes um if you going
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to engage with those specific
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substances and I'm still lagging which
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is weird because this computer is goated
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um of course hello
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Minecraft
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okay hello
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what
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happened what's going
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on Minecraft has run out of memory okay
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on that note um thank you for watching
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uh we'll do something more next time
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instead of just running around and doing
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nothing because that's all that I did
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this
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time peace
