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- I tried to quit my
smartphone for a year.
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Why'd I do it? I know you
think you know the answer.
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Yes, there's evidence
it makes you depressed,
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sleep deprived, distracted,
it's a big time suck.
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It takes you away from enjoying
the frigging life you have
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right in front of you instead of the lives
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of other people in a little rectangle.
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Don't get me wrong,
rectangle's a great shape.
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Structurally pretty sound.
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Triangle's a little better,
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but the real reason I'm doing it
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is those reasons pretty much.
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Also, I want to just see what happens
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and if it makes my life better.
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And spoiler, this right
now is after the fact.
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So you know, I didn't die.
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Also, I can do this now.
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(lasers beaming)
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That might be related. I'm not sure.
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So let's start with day 73.
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Yeah, actually, you know what?
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Let's start with day one
when I had grand ambitions
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to replace this phone with this phone.
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It's called a Light
Phone. It's not a sponsor.
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All you can really do is text.
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It has some directions on it
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and I think you can listen to music
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and I was pretty excited
and not at all worried.
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A little scared, to be honest with you.
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I was a little scared
to be honest with you
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because there are a lot of legitimately
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convenient things about this.
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Like my sleep tracking
app, my workout app.
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Also, I need an app to charge our car.
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And arguably the best
thing about smartphones,
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mobile porn, maps.
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Although the Light Phone
does have a map function,
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I didn't use it yet though.
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Also my notes app is really useful.
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How the hell am I gonna take notes?
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I'm just gonna carry around a
little notepad in my pocket.
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Oh yeah, that's what I did.
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But also I use a camera on here a lot.
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How am I gonna use a
camera when I'm on the go?
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Probably gonna buy a little camera
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that I can carry around in my pocket?
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Oh yeah, that's what I did.
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Problem though, going
minimal with the phone
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means going maximal with
things in my pocket.
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By the way, I used AI
to generate this image.
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Can anyone tell me what
the hell is in this pocket?
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Okay, so that was the plan.
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And from the tone of my voice,
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you can definitely tell
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that I went according
to plan the whole time.
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(laughs sarcastically)
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Okay, back to day one and then
transition into day three.
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It's many hours later
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and I have successfully
ported my number over.
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This is my phone now and
it feels very strange.
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I'm feeling the urge to
go back to my computer
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and check my email
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'cause I am worried that
I'm missing something
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and I am almost never missing anything.
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So far, not really that
hard at all and enjoyable.
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I've been reading more,
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I've texted back and forth with people.
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It's a little bit more
clunky with this thing.
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I haven't really been leaving the house,
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so it hasn't been that
much of a challenge.
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But I'm using social media way less.
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The thing that's constantly happening is
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I wanna look something up.
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Someone will mention a
celebrity and be like,
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"What was that person in?"
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Or I'll get an idea for a video
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and I'll want to Google
what's already out there.
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Oh, now you know my research
secrets. I use Google.
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I have prevented probably
like 50 rabbit holes
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I could have gone down.
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And what I did instead,
have my own thoughts.
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And those thoughts are
less chaotic and stressful.
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My mind is able to focus on
the ongoing conversations
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I'm having with people in my life
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rather than the ongoing conversations
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I'm having with everything
happening in the world.
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I actually texted a friend
more than I probably would have
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because it's all I could do on this phone.
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It's great. My sleep is better.
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When I wake up in the middle of the night,
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will grab my Kindle and read
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and fall back to sleep pretty quickly
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or I won't grab anything
and I'll fall back asleep.
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Well, I will grab something.
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(crowd laughs)
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I mean, I'll grab the covers.
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What were you thinking?
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Oh, you were thinking I
was gonna (beep) my (beep)
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I will occasionally think,
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oh, I wanna look something
up and then I can't,
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and then I remain in the moment
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and I don't go down a rabbit hole.
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That has happened multiple times a day,
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but decreasing in occurrences
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and I'm perfectly fine not knowing.
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I feel like I'm caught up enough
on the news and if I'm not,
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I don't miss it.
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Like if I'm in a situation
where I have to wait,
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like in a waiting room or something,
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I'm content either grabbing a magazine
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or just sitting there thinking.
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I feel calmer.
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When you're looking at your phone a lot,
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that consumes energy.
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You only have so much energy in a day.
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There's a thing called decision fatigue
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and it will wear you down.
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I don't feel as worn down.
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I don't know if it's
because of this or not,
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but it feels like it might be.
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I don't think I'm ever gonna go back
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to full use of the smartphone.
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However, I don't really
like this phone very much.
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I'm going to switch over to
a minimalist iPhone approach.
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I thought this is supposed to be
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a quitting smartphone video wheeze bag.
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Yes, yes. I went back to a
very dumbed down smartphone.
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That's why I put tried in
the title of this video,
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depending on what I titled this video.
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Look, the goal here is the
same as the goal I always have,
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to try to make my life better.
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So good in fact that I
become the all-seeing,
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all-knowing space baby at
the center of the universe,
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pretty lofty goal I think is achievable.
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The dumb phone was too dumb.
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Not because of lack of abilities,
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but because of clunky abilities.
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It was actually making my life worse
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to use just the basic functions.
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I had a few instances of missed
texts which caused problems,
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and it was also pretty
annoying to type in the thing.
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So I just didn't want to.
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I wish there was an extremely
robust dumb phone out there
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that worked as buttery,
smooth as the smartphone,
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but without all the extra
crap and there just isn't.
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As far as I know.
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I did try to slather the
Light Phone in butter
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and although delicious,
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it didn't make it any more buttery smooth.
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And I did drop it a lot and
it was a waste of butter
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and it made it higher calorie.
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So what does a minimalist
iPhone approach mean?
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Well, I'm just gonna start a sentence
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and then let Craig from the past take over
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'cause I'm sick of talking right now.
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(clears throat)
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I will lock myself out of most things,
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give China the password.
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Not the country China.
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Although they probably
already have it these days.
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(crowd laughing)
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You know, hackers everywhere.
Oh my god, oh my god.
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What happened to privacy?
Oh my god, Big Brother.
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There are just some
things about a smartphone
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that obviously unquestioningly
make my life better.
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So I'm just gonna take those
without all the toxic stuff.
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But in general, I don't
wanna be overly dramatic,
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but in some ways it feels
like I've got my life back.
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I highly recommend this.
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Well, at least I did on day 22.
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We'll see what happens.
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Did that generate enough
interest to keep people watching?
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Do an eyebrow thing? Oh, okay.
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(dramatic music)
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Oh yeah. Such mystery.
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I'm in the middle of a
three month YouTube hiatus.
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January, February, March.
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Now that I'm gearing up to
generate more video ideas,
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I'm realizing that internet rabbit holes
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were kind of a good
source of my video ideas.
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I would often do that in bed,
I would come up with ideas,
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along with other things in bed.
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(crowd laughs)
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I mean, I'll grab the covers.
What were you thinking?
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Oh, you were thinking I was
gonna (beep) really (beep)
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So it kind of makes my
day more challenging
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to have to cram in more research.
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Maybe that just means I had
trouble turning off my job
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and I shouldn't be working all this much
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and shouldn't be spending that
much time generating ideas.
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Just not ruin my bedtime.
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Maybe there's a better way.
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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
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Quick interjection here to apologize
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for the whirlwind of pros and cons
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and ambiguity I'm about to stumble upon
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as I try to figure out
how I feel on day 73.
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I do enjoy that I'm spending time
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reading books while in bed.
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They just make me sleepy.
I fall asleep sooner.
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Occasionally I'll have a I
should google that thought
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and then I'm like, well I can't.
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At this point, it's become
a little frustrating
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when that happens.
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But think of all the rabbit
holes I have avoided.
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Be present in your own
life. Have more knowledge.
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And I do notice when I go
to Twitter on my computer,
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stress levels increase.
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Not just because of like bad
news or arguments on Twitter,
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but just a bombardment of
all sorts of information.
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Having full complete thoughts,
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thinking about things in my everyday life
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that I should think about, like parenting,
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household things that need to get done.
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I have brain space to
worry about that stuff
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in a full,
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complete,
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useful way.
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But also I'm kind of getting into
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Animal Crossing now on Switch.
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Mid-April, what the (beep)?
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I have loosened my restrictions
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as time has gone on a little bit.
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Once in a while I will
look things up on Google,
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sometimes about food
or drinks I might order
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to make sure they don't have nuts in them,
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which I feel like is understandable
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'cause I'm allergic to tree nuts.
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Otherwise, still barely using the phone,
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shooting video with it right now.
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But yes, I abandoned carrying
around the little camera
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and the notepad.
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It's just easier to use
the smartphone for it
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and it doesn't make my life worse.
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I have started to become a
little addicted to Twitter
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when I'm on my computer
now though, maybe more so.
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That is something I need to work on.
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But what else am I gonna
do? It's horrible out here.
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Okay, yes, I'm talking
about not using my phone
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while talking to my phone,
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but hey, how am I supposed to do this?
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This is my job doing video and this,
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I'm making a video about
not using my phone.
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And this is the camera to use.
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The point is I'm sitting here at the zoo
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and Zelda just came out
and I just put a video out.
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I have thoughts and ideas
about upcoming videos.
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There's so many things
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that I would be reading about on my phone.
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I'd be reading about Zelda on
my phone 'cause it's amazing.
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I love it. I'd be reading
comments from the latest video.
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I'd be reading about the ideas
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that are coming to my
head about future videos.
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But I'm at the zoo, we just had a meal,
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and I'm sitting here
waiting at the table for
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them to get ice cream and bring it back.
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People watching, enjoying the weather.
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The beautiful, finally
beautiful Wisconsin weather.
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Looking at the birds and
whatever animals I can see.
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There was a bird, but it's gone.
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Enjoying my time in the outside.
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Whereas I know I would be just staring
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at my phone this entire time.
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We'd leave and then I would
feel like I was barely here.
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Part of me is like, I really
wish I could read some comments
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and respond to some comments
or get some work done
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while I can on a Saturday at the zoo.
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But it's so much better to not,
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it's so much better to just sit and enjoy
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'cause I'm giving myself
permission to do that.
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If I didn't have this phone limit,
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I would feel like I
didn't have permission.
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I'd feel like, well, I
am able to do the work,
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so I should do it.
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There's some negative feelings about it.
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Little bit of stress about not
knowing how my video's doing
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or what people are saying
or how I can respond.
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But this, not doing that, is better.
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Having time is better.
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And yes, I'm taking the
time to do this video.
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Of course, that's counter
to what I'm saying.
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Part of the problem, maybe.
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But I'm able to do this while thinking
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and looking around as if I'm
just talking to another person.
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So we're fine. We're fine here, okay.
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I don't consider this using my smartphone.
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If I would've stuck with the dumb phone
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at the beginning of the month,
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I would've been carrying
around a separate camera
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and that would've been bulky
and made my life worse.
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So this is the right way.
This is the right call.
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It's been a while since I checked in.
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I'm not using social
media at all on the phone.
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I have made exceptions here
and there for other things.
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In some ways I'm failing,
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but I still don't feel like I'm failing.
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We went on a trip to California.
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I downloaded the New York Times Games app
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so I could play Wordle
and the Spelling Bee
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and The Crossword and the Sudoku.
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And I still have been going in
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and playing those games
occasionally, sometimes in bed.
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I know you're not supposed
to use your phone in bed.
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And I believe it actually
helps me fall asleep.
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It calms my mind.
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But the blue light, blah.
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I know blue light's
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supposed to have an effect on your sleep.
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I think it's more the
stimulation from the phone
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than the blue light in my experience.
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I know a lot of people are gonna be angry
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that I'm not actually
quitting my smartphone.
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I still feel like I am.
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I'm not getting drawn in when
there are other people around.
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I have allowed looking up
random facts back into my life
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and then put the phone down.
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I'm not going down rabbit holes.
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And that is the goal,
the non rabbit hole goal.
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But what I think I'm learning is that
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most of the time the smartphone
is not making my life worse.
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It's the social media
that's making my life worse.
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I also don't think social
media is all bad inherently.
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When it started, it was a
source of joy and being social,
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what it has become is
a huge source of stress
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and being aware of all
the things people hate.
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No matter what good things are out there,
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there are people that hate them,
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and no matter what bad
things are out there,
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there are people that love them.
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Also, good and bad is relative,
but you get my meaning.
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I'm getting drawn into
it and reading about it.
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And also the 24 hour news cycle
on TV does the same thing.
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I just don't think it's good for anybody.
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And this gives you easy access to it.
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Well, I'm not doing that stuff
on it now, and it feels good.
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In general,
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I have a much healthier
relationship with this phone
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and I am not sorry for the
times that I'm using it.
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So there.
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Whatever I title this video,
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it would be hard to explain
it all in the title.
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I quit my smartphone, but
then I made some exceptions.
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You wouldn't have clicked on that.
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So I'm making click bait so you click,
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am I part of the problem?
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Yeah, maybe.
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Hello. Still going.
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I have, one of the best
ways for me to fall asleep
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is to do Sudoku on my phone in bed.
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It's just numbers.
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It keeps me engaged just
enough to shut my brain off
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along with other things in bed.
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(crowd laughs)
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I mean, I'll grab the covers.
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Oh, you were thinking (beep)
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At this point, yes.
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A lot of things have bled back in.
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The Games app, not making my life worse.
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Occasionally I am looking things up,
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not making my life worse.
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China and I did the video where
we cooked at home every day.
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We used the app Paprika for recipes,
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not making my life worse.
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But no Twitter, no social media.
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But also I'm kind of coming back around
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to the idea that the
smartphone is not all bad.
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I think we might be overdoing the blame
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because it's the thing
we are using the most
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so it's easy to blame.
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I didn't expect that by
this point in this video
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I was gonna be defending the smartphone.
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But I think like all things,
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it's not really the tool
itself, it's how you use it.
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I don't notice a gigantic
improvement in my life,
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to be honest with you.
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Maybe I already had not too unhealthy
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of a relationship with my phone,
but also I don't crave it.
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I don't think, oh, I
can't wait for this year
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to be over to go back.
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I won't go back. I just won't.
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I'm only gonna check
Twitter on the browser,
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and even that I'm trying to limit.
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I think I'm still doing that too much.
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I don't know, someday
maybe I'll convince myself
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to delete it.
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Then again, there are
useful things about it.
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A lot of good things with my career
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have happened through Twitter.
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I think it's easy to say,
quit, delete, and done.
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I think the harder thing
to do is to figure out
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a way to make it useful
without making it toxic.
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I don't know. Let's keep going.
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Whew. All done.
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I can't wait to get back to
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continuing to do what I've been
doing because it's not hard
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and it really is making my
life better and I love it.
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I'm going to continue this forever.
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I love not taking my work
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and my social media
with me everywhere I go.
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When I'm in bed,
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I'm not reading things
that are gonna rile me up.
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I'm just playing Sudoku and
getting sleepy or reading a book
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and then when I'm out and
about, I'm experiencing life.
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It's great.
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Because I didn't go so
extreme with this challenge,
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I've just figured out
how to use my phone less,
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but still get all the
useful things out of it
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without destroying my life.
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But I'm absolutely confident,
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probably more than any other challenge,
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that I'm going to continue
doing the same thing
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that I've been doing.
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However, reducing the smartphone
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hasn't been incredibly life-changing.
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It's subtle improvements
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and I'm not even sure if it would be
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all that helpful to everyone.
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I'm not gonna make wild claims
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that this is gonna turn your life around
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and make your poop smell
like chocolate muffins
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and you burp rainbows
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and you're able to rip a phone
book in half with your teeth,
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fold a piece of paper in
half more than seven times,
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sneeze with your eyes open,
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and you can read everyone's
mind and turn invisible,
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able to sit through an entire
episode of "General Hospital".
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Seriously, soap operas are boring.
00:13:55
I don't think the smartphone
00:13:56
is the source of all the world's problems.
00:13:58
And in general,
00:13:59
I think it's probably a
net benefit to society.
00:14:01
I think there's value in being able
00:14:02
to find out all the information you need
00:14:04
whenever and wherever you need it.
00:14:06
Ever since I got a smartphone,
00:14:07
I have not gotten lost
in the woods anymore.
00:14:09
I used to wander a lot
out in the wilderness.
00:14:11
I'm lost in the woods.
00:14:13
I mean, look at me. I'm a lumberjack.
00:14:14
But I don't know,
00:14:15
if you feel like you're not
enjoying things right now,
00:14:17
if everything's starting to feel blah
00:14:19
or the same or you're
feeling down, change it up.
00:14:22
Reduce the smartphone and it might help.
00:14:23
It could be a fun experiment at least
00:14:24
just to see what happens.
00:14:26
That's what I do all the time.
00:14:26
Reducing the smartphone did
marginally improve my life.
00:14:30
That's my conclusion.
00:14:31
It turns out the smartphone was a factor.
00:14:34
Thank you Factor for
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of piles of stinky garbage
saying to yourself,
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"Oh my gosh, this garbage is so stinky.
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Why do I order this?
This doesn't make sense.
00:14:45
I wish there were other options."
00:14:47
Well, now you do have other
options and did for a while.
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that support a healthy lifestyle.
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But who has time to cook? You
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Well, I guess you do have to take the time
00:15:01
to put it in the microwave.
00:15:02
Two minutes, maybe longer,
00:15:03
depending on how long it
takes to hit the button.
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Now, if you're trying
to quit your smartphone
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during that two minutes,
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you can spend the time
staring out the window
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and contemplating life.
00:15:11
Who am I?
00:15:12
Why am I?
00:15:13
If I traveled back in
time to change something
00:15:15
and succeeded, that would
eliminate my motivation
00:15:17
to travel back in time in the first place.
00:15:18
This is a well-established idea
00:15:20
called the Grandfather Paradox,
00:15:21
but it still messes with my head.
00:15:22
Anyway, they even got dietician
approved calorie smart meals
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that are less than 550
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00:15:27
This is all amazing wheeze bags,
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but surely this is everything
00:15:30
and you can't add anything to it.
00:15:31
That would be impossible.
00:15:32
Nope, they've got 45 plus add-on options
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like smoothies, juices, snacks,
samoosas, and snoothies.
00:15:38
They don't have samoosas
and snoothies yet,
00:15:40
but I will be lobbying for those
00:15:41
just as soon as I figure
out what they are.
00:15:42
But weren't you pushing HelloFresh before?
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What the Hello happened to them?
00:15:46
They're still great.
00:15:47
In fact, they own Factor.
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So both of them give you a wider array
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of options to choose from.
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In fact, I tell you this every single time
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I talk about Factors so you
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unless this is the first time
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you've decided to watch the full ad.
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I recommend not skipping them
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because I think ads are my best work.
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I truly enjoy being a benefactor of Factor
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for being a lunchtime compactor
00:16:05
so I don't gotta be a
meal cooking pro actor,
00:16:07
but in fact a cooking redactor
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and just pop factor
into the micro reactor,
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but not so hard that I need a chiropractor
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or cause an explosion and
need to hire a subcontractor.
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Steven Root is a great character actor.
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And I don't wanna be a detractor
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It really titillates the olfactors.
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Feel like I wrote a lot for this ad spot
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and it might be kind of long,
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but I might leave it all
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Thank you Factor for sponsoring this video
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and thank you for watching.
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Even if you watched on your smartphone,
00:16:50
I don't think it's necessarily a problem
00:16:52
as long as you weren't driving
00:16:53
or you weren't at a job interview.
00:16:55
Let me know if you watched
this during a job interview
00:16:57
and how it went.
00:16:58
Lemme know all the things
that I distracted you from
00:17:00
while you were watching this
video on your smartphone.
00:17:01
I have a Patreon if
you'd like to support me.
00:17:03
I do monthly live streams
and monthly banjo faces.
00:17:06
You might just have to see what they are
00:17:07
to know what I'm talking about,
00:17:08
unless you've been
watching for many years.
00:17:10
YouTube's got a video on screen
00:17:11
that it thinks you might like.
00:17:13
I'd be careful. I might get
naked in that one though.
00:17:15
I think I remember that
I get naked in that one.
00:17:17
So just watch it behind closed doors.
00:17:19
I guess that's it.
00:17:21
(bell chiming)
00:17:22
(lasers beaming)
