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this is my skin naturally it's not I'm
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100% skincare routine so requested I'm
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about to save your life you can thank me
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by pressing that sub button and give me
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a spank on the ass you know that's all
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that I ask for these days a little bit
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of action everyone can't shut up t t
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where is the skincare routine well today
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I'm here to give it to you I'm going to
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cut the [ __ ] it's really
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[Music]
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are you falling in love one young wishes
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one young wishes in Her Dream she's like
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Tay Tay please tell me this can get R
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and let me tell you she's got vaseline
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on her face that's [ __ ]
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Vaseline I've used the same routine for
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over 5 years that means it's [ __ ]
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certified I do not change my products
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weekly you're a [ __ ] liar okay if you
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say you'll change your products that
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much and you have good skin in general
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my skin is dry
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combination and oily and summer so
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recover the whole gamut with my [ __ ]
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skin I put friends in my own life on one
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of these products if not to and they
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have been a game changer even for people
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with very sensitive skin so put that out
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there if you see a sponsored video of me
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doing skincare I I don't [ __ ] use it
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I don't [ __ ] use it let me tell you
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that much let me tell you that much you
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got a medical issue I I not the doctor I
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am not the father of that job now before
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we get into just skincare we have to
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think about it okay before for skin what
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comes before that sleep totally getting
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my 8 hours hydration diet mhm exercise
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Yeah clean bed sheets yeah not using our
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dirty towel on our face yeah those are
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the the ground rules I do not use a
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towel on my [ __ ] face ever ever ever
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ever full stop if you're thinking about
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using your tow in your face put that
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[ __ ] down I'm so serious right now once
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you use a tow once even if it's out of
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the washing machine you didn't know
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what's been on there air dry for life
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your face will dry in literally less
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than 10 seconds if you just give it a
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moment do I sleep good every night [ __ ]
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no a clean pillowcase preferably silk or
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satin I have bought myself and invested
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in a silk one you can get some cheap
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ones I don't know if they [ __ ] are
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really 100% silk or they're scamming the
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[ __ ] out of me but I was like you know
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what I'll spend that 50 bucks I got one
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for 50 bucks okay I know some are a lot
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more
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expensive do what you will with that
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information okay first we're doing
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cleansing bomb cleans up this you could
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you can use any [ __ ] bomb cleanser I
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mean I guess preferably Korean cuz like
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they're the only ones that I've tried
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this one is the cheapest one that I
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found and guess what it's doing just
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fine I have no broken at all you can use
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vanilla cat you can use this one you can
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use this cheap [ __ ] one I found on a
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Korean website you can use this one
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Whatever one is the cheapest to you is
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the one you should use so go for your
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host content budge and Hunton the most
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important thing when you're doing oil
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cleansing get that [ __ ] off your face
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okay if you can use a little water
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that's fine I don't always use a Gel
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Cleanser after this but that is the next
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step Gel Cleanser you don't have to use
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this every morning okay I do wash my
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face with at least water every morning
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this can be even too much product this
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is the most gentle facial cleanser I
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have [ __ ] used okay this is also
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extremely cheap it's very [ __ ] gentle
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cuz you can use it like every day and it
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does not dry you out you don't want your
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skin feeling squeaky clean like you just
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put a bar of soap on your face are you
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trying to strip your skin be for real I
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actually think most cleansers are
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[ __ ] dog [ __ ] so bomb cleanser Gel
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Cleanser bomb gel if you were sunscreen
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that day or any type of makeup you must
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use a bomb cleanser or an oil cleanser
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perhaps this will also be fun if you
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were sunscreen because apparently like
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our body's oil break down the things on
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our face anyway so by the time it's the
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end of the day half of that shit's not
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there anyway now very occasionally I
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will use this demica like physical
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exfoliant very rarely but it will make
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your skin extra smooth physical
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exfoliant is literally like taking sand
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paper to your face would you [ __ ] do
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that every day no this is the most
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important product that I think you can
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use in your entire life I've used this
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for 5 years plus I think I put [ __ ]
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every person that I know in my life on
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and if they've swapped to it they they
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know what I'm talking about my ride or
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dive Lanes cream skin I have talked
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about it before this is my Caron
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potential
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partner I'm so serious about that we
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been in a committed relationship for
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over 5 years this is gloss skin in a
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bottle this product will make you look
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like a god just came down and touched
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your face okay you see this from one
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[ __ ] product all the T one looks good
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it's more expensive so I haven't tried
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it uh this one also looks good it's more
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expensive I haven't tried it uh I use a
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spray cuz I'm
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[ __ ] sometimes I actually forget to
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put moisturizer on because of how
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hydrating this is you can find the signs
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about it but there's like some peptide
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formulation with multiple types of honic
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acid etc etc one big tip for this
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product when your faces way don't use
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the [ __ ] towel as I said put this on
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when your face is wet no towel in
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between let that [ __ ] dry the water in
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the air and on your face will go into
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your skin that's how hyaluronic acid
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Works apparently now the next most
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important thing you've heard up the
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Wazoo about on Tik Tok that is Trenton
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Owen retinol every other retinol product
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in the market is overpriced a ripoff or
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a scam there's a lot to get into with
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this product when you first start maybe
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once a week and like a tiny amount like
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literally a t drop size amount it's not
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scary it's not [ __ ] scary like if you
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use too much your Skin's a bit tingly
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and you'll get more peeling which means
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you'll have even better skin in the next
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few days okay that's it on other nights
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when you don't use that you can use a
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chemical exfoliant this is one example
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this one's expensive I did not pay for
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it there's many other ah a BHA exfoliant
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and this is a chemical exfoliant there's
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like one from clour X that I think is
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good maybe you'd want if you have more
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blackheads you might just focus on BHA
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see what you need for you okay
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moisturizer you you are being scammed
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for moisturizer moisturizer companies
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are scamming you you do not need
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anything interesting in a moisturizer if
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you're paying over $50 for a moisturizer
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you're being scammed and you are [ __ ]
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stupid that being said any moisturizer
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is good enough except maybe like some
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cave stuff I think cave like kind of
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[ __ ] did you know moisturizer by its
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[ __ ] name is a lie it does not
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moisturize your skin it is a barrier to
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stop moisture leaving your skin
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moisturizer should be the cheapest
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product that you use it is an exclusive
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which means a
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barrier oh my God I use the ilun yes
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this is for [ __ ] like your body body
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cream I use this one mainly because this
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one doesn't have any fragrance at least
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like I don't think so any of the ilun
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products this is the red line which is
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thicker which I like to use because my
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get slightly dry combination their blue
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line is not as thick as this it's also
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good but I prefer something a little bit
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thicker if you're an Australia dermine
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this is my favorite so don't spend money
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on a [ __ ] moisturizer spend your
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money on a [ __ ] toner in the daytime
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we put on sunscreen so important even I
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forget sometimes apparently even if
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you're inside you put on sunscreen I
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sometimes don't I should I love my
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Japanese sunscreens the one problem is
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they are a bit drying cuz they kind of
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are alcohol-based if you have dry skin
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or when I have dry skin I don't use them
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this one's more
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alcoholysis the only davan product I
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have here but I love all of their
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[ __ ] stuff this is their sunscreen
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it's amazing Australian sunscreen rocks
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uh this one also is pretty non- greasy
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and doesn't leave a white cost I think
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oh it doesn't see it goes clear if you
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want to also cheat gloss skin a thicker
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sunscreen will give you that greasy glow
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so if it says greasy it's not going to
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say that you're going to have more of a
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glow now we have secret hack time I
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[ __ ] swear bu under eye patches I
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love these ones you can put them here
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you can put them here a face mask this
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one's in a drawer so it lasts longer or
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a face mask sheet most of that smells
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like fragrance [ __ ] anyway so I
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don't really think I still much at all
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you've now reached the professional
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section of the
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video Micron needling Garing I do
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because my face gets puffy most of the
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time I just use these fingers you can
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start here like this uh hold it and
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down apparently want to open this up
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first so usually I do this and then you
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can feel it you want to go slow not too
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much
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pressure section you both go in and out
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so and and and you want to drain it down
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your neck Derman needling this is good
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if you have deep acne Stars you prob
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recommend the stamp that just goes in
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and out and you can Target like specific
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areas to let summarize milk toner
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moisturizer sunscreen you're [ __ ]
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done for the morning night time you got
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milk toner tread no one or an acid or
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nothing
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moisturizer sleep
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I feel like a beauty Guru
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now when I do all cleanse iOS so
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sometimes do this a bit of a face
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massage this is seriously what my skin
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looks like as a man so how am I beating
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your skin kissed by gods ass kissed by
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angels I wish I was a neppo baby if I
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was a neppo baby I wouldn't be on here
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you wouldn't catch me doing any of this
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[ __ ] my God if I was rich I would be
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piecing out I would be holidaying
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in a
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mie do it when your face is too
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wet you not use this much retinol if
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you're [ __ ] just St it maybe like
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half this SM and through your whole face
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and wait for each layer to dry if you
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have time if not who [ __ ] cares
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remember skin care is just avoiding the
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inevitability of dying do you want GL
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skin in the coffin perhaps but you're
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going to be in the coffin [ __ ] either
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way moisturizer I kind of also do like
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two layers
