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oh
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man forever he missed
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amazing that's right I'm Mary Jane I'm
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Mary Jane the incredible Mary Jane get
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[ __ ] you know who I am
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unstable
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unstable God
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damn can you do that Spider-Man but
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that's not all that makes a woman so say
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it
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California it was nothing for
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me Spider-Man has all this trouble they
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should get me a [ __ ] suit oh my God
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I'm
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manstrating but I don't I'm going to
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stop I'm going to have a surgery so I
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don't do that so I can join my trans
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brothers who do not have the ability to
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manate [ __ ] literal androgynous plank
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this is what is allowed for women these
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days that's
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crazy drinking some
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[Music]
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water and I want you guys to have a much
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better look at this so just give me one
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second woo ooh she's
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[Music]
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[Laughter]
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hot
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you
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serious hello beta testers did you know
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all the LGBT missions dialogue and
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content have been removed from the
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Middle East version of Spider-Man 2
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because they actually wanted to sell it
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over there I say again there's an
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objectively better Spider-Man 2 out
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there that the literal Middle East has
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actually access to but not the United
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States of America I guess this is how
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backwards Western media has become we
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used to call this clown world but I
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humbly welcome
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you to the Pander verse when the Middle
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East gets the Spider-Man that's closer
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to what the game should be instead of
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the life is strange swy walking Sim full
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of your ESG dog [ __ ] but you don't have
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to take my word for
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it then it takes about 40 minutes to go
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a bit life is strange both tonally and
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mechanically what's going on on the
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ground now What's happen ground sir we
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[Music]
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didn't in their tongue is do fu
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Dragon
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Ball later what amounts to little more
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than a 20-minute walking talk didn't
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most people dislike these on rail
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segments last time around no they didn't
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dislike them they hated them I should
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know I was there you know when I think
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of how spmm and disbanding lobbies
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ruined Call of Duty I need to remind
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myself it's less about the [ __ ] who
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call themselves Americans who can't even
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make a good gun game and it's more about
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them crafting a product not a game but
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as cucked as Destiny may show some
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players to be there's always a breaking
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point I break free from a man Halo
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infinite was actually pretty finite uh
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Battlefield thought they could remove
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the scoreboard from the competitive
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shooter be like a fighting game where
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there's no winners or losers you know
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that's how that's how [ __ ] cuck the
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woke pronoun Warriors are do you guys
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remember that Marvel's Avengers game by
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Crystal Dynamics it's delisted now but
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it wanted to take the Super out of the
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hero sounds like a really fun experience
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right what's my niggga Reggie say about
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that if it's not fun why bother oh cool
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damn I guess Japan doesn't need huge
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dicks to keep railing the Western video
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games industry Diablo and Avengers both
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reached a point where they were begging
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for your money please please please come
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and pay but no the package mattered and
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let's be honest it's the character shape
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and models that were [ __ ] into the
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future Eastern games and they're
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actually inclusive and often
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customizable breast sizes that jiggle
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with the realism afforded To Us by the
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advancement and Technology we have
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achieved but unfortunately Insomniac
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game has opted to take the spider out of
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the man what would Spider-Man be without
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his spider powers I'll tell you he'd be
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man is that what you came here to play
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Man three oh you know what it is it's
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that it was never our fault that you're
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so stupid that you didn't recognize
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pandering and must have thought that
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sweet Uncle Corporation really cared
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about insert ethnicity gender or
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identity here or if you're interested in
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being reasonable for a couple of minutes
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maybe Corporation cares about the money
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but I'm sure they them comes in at a
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close second and not like you know 15
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other entries of the money [ __ ]
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idiots forgive the malding this is a
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video about how they removed all that
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woke [ __ ] for a version of the game that
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they wanted to actually sell So Gone is
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the mission where Cuban Spider-Man hooks
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up a gay Indian guy with his man partner
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gone is a mission where you play as a
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deaf black girl who graffiti poems about
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racism
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gone is the dialogue where you rescue
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people and they tell you about their
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same-sex partner The Pride Flags you
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know Jesus Christ man a user responding
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to all of this said honestly as someone
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who's gay I miss when Society wasn't so
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focused on us and in response the guy
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signal boosting all of this said it's
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just the idea that you can't complain
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about tokenization or bad interpretation
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without being called a bigot we are
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struggling in the same direction Maybe
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maybe they should focus more on what
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these companies are doing to you don't
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ask questions just consume product and
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then get excited for next product how
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does it feel to have lived long enough
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to see all of your favorite franchises
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go down in flames feels
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great soy has consumed Insomniac Games
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as absolutely as Sony's ass consumes
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Black Rock [ __ ] but I can tell you why
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it's even worse the studio is clearly
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full of Dan cast writers who lack the
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sense and restraint not to write
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everyone like this character if you know
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you know and they take the the titties
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offer as well so it's like there goes
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all the appeal life is strange meets CW
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man so yeah I like getting blocked by
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people with Community manager in their
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job title when they won't respond to me
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recognizing pandering I love the
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insinuation that I'm not a real fan by
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some [ __ ] tourist I'm not a shill I'm
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not a fanboy or a trans games journalist
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so I know that the
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cruestv US thought you [ __ ] had a
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ghost of a chance of coming close to the
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Masterpiece that was Batman Arkham
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Trilogy so when I Splash up a Jewish
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journalist Jason's woke take on how he
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thinks this do should be more diverse
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goooo Gaga wrong we tried things your
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way too remember the gamer would prefer
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the studio staffed by the most qualified
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preferably not by losers so up their own
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ass that they think they can whitewash
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another culture's language to be more
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Progressive and inclusive have fun
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tweeting get mad all you want it doesn't
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change reality and the reality is that
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the majority of Spanish speakers that I
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have spoken to on that video all of
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these Spanish speakers are all agreeing
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with me watch what they approve of and
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watch what they censor Final Fantasy 16
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had to deal with the onslaught from
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games journalists most of them white as
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hell talking about this Jeopardy game
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needs to be more diverse did you know
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that Final Fantasy 16 did not censor its
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game and Spider-Man 2 did you know the
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Disney way of hiding ethnics on the
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poster so it doesn't hurt sales
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hypocrisy it's the defining trait of
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these woke lunatics hellbent on dividing
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I want genuine equality not an ugly Emma
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Frost not an ugly storm nerds wrap your
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brain around this phrase an ugly
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Mystique she's a [ __ ] Shape Shifter
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but f fatals are dead so saith woke
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culture women must be masculine and ugly
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so saith woke culture existing is not
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enough acceptance is not enough you must
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actively participate you must love the
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downgrades the reductions the
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deconstructions the Jurassic Park
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without dinosaurs my name is cyel I'm a
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human
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being I believe that more should unite
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us than divide us similarities Different
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Strokes all of that [ __ ] I speak on
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behalf of the [ __ ] who be staying in
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their own lane and [ __ ] the white and
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black people that laugh at Boondocks and
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Chappelle because laughing is human and
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we are that first people come at me like
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I'm some sort of [ __ ] gaming Malcolm
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X I'm talking about video games and I
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thought that I would be the most cringe
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[ __ ] in the room and you're out here
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pulling your pants down because you need
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to Arch that back and be the most
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embarrassed the [ __ ] is wrong with you
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the truth is I don't care who calls me
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racist for acknowledging someone
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deliberately diminishing a culture
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especially when it contributes to
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tensions that will be felt for a while
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I'm talking about [ __ ] like Mortal
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Kombat there is a simple man out there
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who keeps the wheels turning in our
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[ __ ] society and he wants a simple
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Escape when he comes home something that
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he grew up with something he can set his
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watch to something that can be
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summarized in two words blood tits and
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you took the tits out of the
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[ __ ] Mortal Kombat you're
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contributing to the tension dividing you
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can make a female look like anything but
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woke is so stupid that it'll take the
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sexy out of the lingerie and you need to
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lose Millions to learn a [ __ ] lesson
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from that they're far gone but the worst
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part is we can't even speak sense to
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these radical trans numnuts that don't
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understand that you're only useful for
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now and some of that time
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is coming to an end we doing you a favor
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you see a title to a video and you think
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everybody's the same on YouTube cuz it's
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Kyle what is up guys it's your boy
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coming at you with another one don't
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forget to like favorite and [ __ ]
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subscribe smash that like button give me
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five stars you remember that [ __ ] back
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on YouTube some of us ain't out here for
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attention on my demonetized [ __ ]
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Channel my [ __ ] we want this [ __ ] to
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stop because we know it'll only get
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[ __ ] worse in ways you can't [ __ ]
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imagine if you don't give people the
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release that they
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deserve all of us deserve it reloading
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call me a I'm willing to be
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cringe if
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fur
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uu
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taking I'm
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reloading enemy taking
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Alpha Mission failed return turn to
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base