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yeah yeah I'm just so surprised that you
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actually went through with it oh yeah me
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too yeah it was it was fun though you're
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a real [ __ ] oh my God don't use that
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word I'm real [ __ ] I'm adventurous she's
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adventurous [ __ ] you're very [ __ ] were
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you this [ __ ] in school no did you
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[ __ ] you must have [ __ ] all your
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friends no huh it's like all they had to
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be was your friend and then you probably
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[ __ ] them up oh my God no probably
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gave him some head
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no you were like oh this is so bizarre I
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can't believe you're [ __ ] me right
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now I hate you so much you're like I
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can't believe F back to my [ __ ] I can't
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believe we're [ __ ] we're friends and
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we're [ __ ] that's so bizarre no I
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don't [ __ ] my friends really not even
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one do you ever [ __ ] one of your
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girlfriends boyfriends no yes you you're
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s you're such a li look you're smiling
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cuz I know you probably have like
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tripping with sweating it's okay maybe
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you were mad at her maybe she [ __ ] you
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over so you know so you did it
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no no not at all do you have a lot of
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sex in in high in college and high
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school in college a little bit but not
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in high school when did you lose your
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virginity when I was 18 18 yeah not too
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long ago I would have guess what are you
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guys laughing about I would have guessed
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like
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15 no I'm just crazy I've never met such
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a like happy little [ __ ] a happy little
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slide you call
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your [ __ ] off you guys are so
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bad you're the one that actually [ __ ]
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for money we're not bad [ __ ] for money
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we just paid
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you like why are we
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weird like because you just like went up
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to the food truck and we're like y yeah
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but like all we do is offer you money
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and you took your clothes off and [ __ ]
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a random guy but yet I'm
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bad I'm bad for paying I didn't say you
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should be a stripper now you should
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become stripp you should like go
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stripping I can't dance you can't dance
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no you ain't got to dance you just got
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to give hand jobs in the
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back my God no you think any of those
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girls don't how to dance they don't know
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how to
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dance wait really e that's so gross
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though it's so gross yeah what's gross
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about it rubbing your tits up against
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random strangers yeah I think so yeah
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that that is gross that would be so
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gross oh my God yeah and then imagine
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[ __ ] him a complete stranger God
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that's even grosser huh that's so nasty
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you got to be a real [ __ ] you must love
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dick I applaud you though look I I
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applaud you I'm not I'm just I know I
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made me sound like an [ __ ] but I'm
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just I'm just telling jokes you are
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being an [ __ ] but I'm just telling
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jokes cuz you you actually I applaud you
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for for being a go-getter in life so
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you're going to be something big in life
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cuz you you you you grab the opportunity
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and you run with it I hate you so much
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you know what I mean like you don't
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really you don't she saw it she goes hey
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there's a way for me to make money and
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you [ __ ] did it you weren't scared
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most girls would have scared and ran
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out and you showed them all those girls
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that would have ran out you showed them
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you're like look at me now [ __ ] I got
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money
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yeah the [ __ ] is wrong with
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you you know what I mean so [ __ ]
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weird how far away are we we're right
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here right here so we just cross that
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bridge okay don't panic I know I just I
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have to finish my shift and close out
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you have to finish your shift and close
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out yeah I know where where do you go
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from here you just stay there or you
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drive another you got to drive around
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right yeah it's still early a couple
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more spots yeah like when people get out
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of work in a few
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minutes okay you ever [ __ ] anybody like
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a like a customer ever a customer like a
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customer like some hot hot construction
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guy came and you're like Hey listen I
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I'll give you a free burrito if you give
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me your burrito we'll do a burrito
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exchange you ever do a burrito exchange
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you should have burrito Exchange
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the [ __ ] is wrong every every Thursday's
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burito burito exchange yeah you give a
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free burrito for for an exchange for
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their burrito I don't think that's how
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do you like Spanish guys I don't know do
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you like Spanish food do you like
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burritos Puerto Ricans don't really
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serve burritos but had a burrito what
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would yours be you're Puerto Rican what
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would that be he's a platano you like
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platanos I don't even know what that is
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it's a [ __ ] banana
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[Music]
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bana [ __ ] is my Tru really what do you
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mean what truck's right there wait the
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[ __ ] really
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guys the [ __ ] did you do with my
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truck what what do you mean we you guys
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where the [ __ ] is is this the right
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place I mean are we you're in the right
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you're not in the right place no this is
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it where the [ __ ] is my
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truck seriously I loed up and everything
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yeah you left it right next to I thought
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you left it right
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there I didn't no I don't I didn't park
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by a fire extinguisher you were right
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there oh there's a fire extinguisher
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there holy [ __ ] oh my god dude you're
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really in trouble now [ __ ] oh my God
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maybe you could get out and ask one of
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those construction workers over there
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that if they got tow is there a sign
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somewhere that says like a a Tony dud
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your [ __ ] got to [ __ ] you guys it got
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tow or stolen she doesn't care oh my god
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do you think they've been here the whole
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time dude I want to know what you're
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going to do with the [ __ ] it I mean
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don't where's your tow truck where's
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your truck would you give me a ride to
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the I don't even know where to look for
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a tow truck listen I'll do this we'll do
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this okay let's [ __ ] go ask some of
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those guys we'll go ask those guys see
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if they
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got [ __ ]
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bro hey hey hey hey hey hold on come
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back back here real quick um before
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before we go ask those guys just uh
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check check your check your uh Pockets
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make sure you got all your money because
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I don't want to leave you here with no
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money what the f give back leave with no
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money I'll see you
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later yo she's [ __ ] she got no food
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truck the beachy food truck where's our
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food truck we out bit yo she really
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thinking you think that [ __ ] got told it
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got told it had to it got [ __ ] told
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hello she hold up we had she's coming up
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man hurry up hurry up man tell this
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[ __ ] [ __ ] to turn green I'm going
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race my
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window e
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