i became a SECURITY guard... (VR)

00:34:13
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drkhYFcPf7A

Résumé

TLDRIn this chaotic comedic sketch, a new security guard at a club faces a series of ridiculous challenges on his first night. From enforcing bizarre dress codes to interacting with eccentric patrons, the guard hilariously navigates his duties while struggling to maintain order. He encounters strange items that guests attempt to bring into the club, including pets, grenades, and unconventional clothing. His attempts to perform his job are met with confusion and absurdity, leading him to humorous dilemmas and strange encounters that test his patience and resolve. Ultimately, the sketch highlights the challenges of being a new security officer in a whimsical club environment filled with outlandish personalities.

A retenir

  • 😂 New security guard's chaotic first night!
  • 🎭 Struggling with bizarre club rules.
  • 🐾 Unusual items brought by patrons.
  • 🥳 Humor amidst confusion and absurdity.
  • 💰 Guard sells items to make money.
  • 🤔 Questions the purpose of his job!
  • 🛑 Repeated encounters with violence.
  • 🙃 Comedic interactions with club-goers.
  • 😅 Guard faces unexpected challenges.
  • 🤣 A reflection of club culture's absurdity.

Chronologie

  • 00:00:00 - 00:05:00

    The nervous narrator starts their first day as a security guard at a club, attempting to ensure safety by checking patrons for dangerous items while awkwardly dealing with their own inexperience.

  • 00:05:00 - 00:10:00

    As they encounter various guests, the narrator struggles to understand the dress code and their scanning equipment, leading to humorous and chaotic interactions.

  • 00:10:00 - 00:15:00

    The narrator continues to evaluate patrons, revealing items like weapons and items against club rules, while fumbling through their tasks and attempting to enforce guidelines with a comedic flair.

  • 00:15:00 - 00:20:00

    Unexpected challenges arise as guests react to the narrator's actions, with some patrons attempting to bribe or distract the narrator, resulting in comical misunderstandings and negotiations.

  • 00:20:00 - 00:25:00

    In an effort to uphold club policies, the narrator tries to maintain order while dealing with increasingly bizarre requests and outlandish situations involving patrons' attire and possessions.

  • 00:25:00 - 00:34:13

    The narrator's journey through the evening becomes a mix of comedy and chaos, reflecting on their struggles and gradual adaptation to their role as a security guard in the unpredictable environment of a nightclub.

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Vidéo Q&R

  • What are the responsibilities of the new security guard?

    Ensure no dangerous items or prohibited dress codes are present.

  • What challenges does the guard face during his shift?

    He struggles to understand the dress code and the odd behaviors of club-goers.

  • How does the guard interact with guests?

    He humorously checks them for weapons and enforces silly dress codes.

  • What unusual items does the guard encounter?

    He finds items like pets, grenades, and strange clothing.

  • What is the guard's attitude throughout the night?

    He is nervous and confused but maintains a comedic approach.

  • Why does the guard experience violence?

    Some guests react negatively to his strict enforcement of rules.

  • What does the guard sell to make money?

    He sells the odd items he collects from guests.

  • How does the guard express his frustration?

    He comically contemplates quitting his job.

  • What is a recurring theme in the sketch?

    The absurdity of club culture and the challenges of a new security job.

  • What emotions does the guard experience?

    Nervousness, confusion, humor, and frustration.

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    guys I'm kind of nervous but I got a new
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    job as a security guard at this club so
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    I guess it's my job to make sure none of
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    these people are bringing anything
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    dangerous into the club like that those
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    what is that give me
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    [Music]
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    that okay sorry listen it's my first day
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    on the job uh I going have to pet you
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    down I hope you don't mind you hid
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    anything under
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    that you're not following the dress code
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    come here you have not got the right
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    dress code look up there that was so UNC
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    for look look look over there necess
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    shut up I'm trying to my hands I don't
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    know how to use them okay I'm trying to
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    let me let me just let me just don't
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    don't mind me I'm just going to okay too
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    close what are you doing down there get
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    out that was a rough that hurt okay too
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    close for me stop
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    you guys saw nothing I guess I needed
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    some rest thanks why did you do that
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    look you see that uh see see that
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    beautiful that beautiful Circle you got
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    on your forehead there I got no not that
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    that might come in all good have a good
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    one and maybe I'll see you around I
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    don't like this violence that
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    hurts
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    stop
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    bro are you serious right now okay
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    listen what do you think I'm going to
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    say be no don't look at me like that no
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    okay let's see what I got so I got a
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    bunch of items
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    here like this one this the scanner I
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    should be able stop making those noises
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    they're
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    distracting yeah so I can scan people
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    and that make sure they don't have any
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    of these items up here
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    without oh you do
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    speak okay look immediately I see a
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    problem here all right let me just put
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    this down here this here you go none of
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    this hope it helps you no it does not
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    why would it why would this help me why
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    close your mouth close
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    it I am going to sell it to this guy
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    hello wake up give me Robux 100 bucks I
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    just got 100 bucks for that and for that
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    oh yeah I guess I am getting in
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    okay hold on don't get ahead of yourself
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    I forgot I got stuff to do okay I don't
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    want to get fired this is my first day
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    on the job you are not coming at you can
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    just leave the light now
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    rules no way you you can't have bubbles
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    coming out of you and no flies so
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    immediately yeah no you're not getting
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    in okay H you got anything else I should
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    probably do uh a proper check so uh what
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    am I what have I got here I got a a oh
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    okay okay this will check if you are
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    drunk how do I I don't know how to use
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    it how do I use this stupid thing
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    oh yes okay let's see what it says so H
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    yeah you're good problem I wasn't using
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    it anyway thank you now there's one more
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    thing we got to do H I've always there
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    you go you're welcome appreciate yeah
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    more B no wrong one oh I dropped it I
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    dropped it oh this back not really this
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    you made my evening special I know you
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    made my evening by not looking like that
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    oh W I hope you'll consider giving me
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    that green
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    stamp okay uh firstly your
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    voice that is ASMR okay so I got to
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    check that you're not drunk I got to
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    check you don't have any weapons on you
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    yes that's a good idea firstly that
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    mustache consider that a weapon so let's
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    just let's just fix that up yep ex you
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    can stop the r you do that
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    listener no I'm almost done don't over
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    your mouth frh okay there we go I don't
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    like that eyebrow either a new look no
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    hold on thanks for the fresh style
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    you're welcome all right next uh here
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    we'll give you a new one don't wor more
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    volume appreciate
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    it cool I'll rock the open open up okay
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    good job you're in go oh oh wait I got
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    to make sure he doesn't have any uh
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    glasses on it that's dangerous you got
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    any glasses try again another night no
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    no no come here no no no I didn't me to
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    do
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    that and hope you'll consider giving me
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    that green
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    stamp feel free it's not a big deal I
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    got just the thing you know just a thing
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    put it
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    on now listen you got a problem here all
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    got you I got you all right as soon as I
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    there we go no more mon brow what do you
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    think all right yeah I need to make sure
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    you got any uh headphones on it doesn't
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    look like you do H oh oh you you oh oh
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    that was a bit romantic uh see me when
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    you come out okay go you're welcome go
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    go oh didn't mean to do that what why'
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    you just drop what is that what is that
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    a memorable evening if you'd kindly let
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    me pass she had this got a good eye for
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    Quality shut up for a second she had a
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    bomb what okay I got to be more careful
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    that was close you got any weapons on
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    you you got any uh cigarettes okay that
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    anything for you I'm glad I could assist
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    yeah thank you I'll be keeping that for
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    later I'm kind of hungry
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    H you got anything else on there
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    anything on this side no oh okay what
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    what are you hungry why you got it but I
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    won't complain I didn't mean to do that
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    approval means a lot I'll have a blast
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    in there get away from me so your dress
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    Cod it's h it's not exactly what we want
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    for some reason tonight we want we want
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    a singlet only so you're going to have
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    to take you're you're going have to come
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    on no take it
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    off look I didn't mean to do that I know
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    I know what got I didn't really need
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    that right now all right yes now you're
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    perfect all right no more shoe glasses
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    either wear are your eyebrows I got you
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    all right I got you I've always wanted
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    more volume appreciate it you know what
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    I don't got you I really understand
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    these rules I'm be real with you H we
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    got red ones and we got green ones I
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    think that means you need pizza at the
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    an do you have any pizza around you I
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    don't think you do thanks for helping
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    cool off no no no I apologize
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    that's a nice touch get out you don't
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    have pizza you're not getting
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    inside my friends told me the green
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    stamp is a badge of honor I'd be
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    thrilled to get
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    it I don't know what's going on but
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    we're giving you a makeover okay coming
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    up I trust your skill much better that
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    no what stop that why do you look so
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    upset I literally made your life so much
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    better what does this do oh what does it
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    say oh let me see the results 25 Okay
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    cool so uh you don't have a fever let me
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    or do you or do you you're not going to
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    know it's a secret you're clearly new at
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    this so let's make it simple green and
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    move on okay don't firstly you're
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    correct but do not tell me what to do
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    what is
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    that yeah sure tell yourself dummy what
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    where dummy okay dummy how does it how
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    oh oh oh there we go there we go dummy
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    huh how dare you do you know who I am
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    you want a piece of me come at who are
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    you oh I forgot I got to let people in
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    okay but he was insulting me that is I
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    had to do it can't believe they let
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    amateurs like you how much money can I
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    get for this stuff this what all right
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    how much 20 bucks give that my friends
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    told me the green stamp is a badge of
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    honor I'd be $10 oh hello okay uh you
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    look
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    drunk ah I need to check that one of
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    these one of these will tell me that uh
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    this one
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    yeah what do we got what do we got oh
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    you're not drunk okay so you're telling
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    me you dressed up like that sure go
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    ahead you're telling me you dressed up
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    like that willingly you think I'm
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    stupid cuz I kind of am but I know I
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    know something you're not meant to have
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    what I
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    see what okay you know what it's okay
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    here have your jacket back feels good
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    you have a knack for this I sure do okay
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    I got to do one more thing we got to
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    scan all right all
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    right hurts all right all right a piece
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    of me come at me bro you've sealed your
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    faith you fool no no you can go in about
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    time you recognized I belong
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    inside look at you you look amazing okay
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    I listen how do I shake my hand you need
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    to oh you need that sure go ahead wait I
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    could have this really for free yo
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    that's so nice thank you bro hey okay
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    cool uh yeah I would just let you in but
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    I kind of don't want to get fired yeah I
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    got to scan you
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    okay hold on a sec what thanks I'm
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    curious why you chose this for me okay
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    what are you what are you hiding in
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    there let me get the X-ray scatter cuz I
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    I'm struggling to take it off curious
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    what you'll find what is
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    that I can't tell what that is it looks
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    like a like a cat you got a cat in your
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    pocket I mean that there's no rules
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    against bringing your cat to the club
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    but uh I kind of want to just how do I
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    take this shirt off give me the shirt a
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    bold move but I won't complain if it's
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    for a purpose yeah it's for a purpose
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    okay I guess it's in your pets sorry I
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    got to do this no worries I didn't
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    really need that right now that was a
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    rat who brings a rat to the club can I
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    get like a like a tutorial here like I
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    desperate to figure out what's going on
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    here why is it saying yes guns maybe
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    it's no gun I don't know man here you
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    know what got a good eye for Quality
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    here take it take it it's yours now that
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    green stamp is what I need to make this
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    evening perfect that green stamp is
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    watch you're not getting because you got
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    okay you got knife in there what you
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    doing with that with divide Mor that is
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    not allowed I didn't really need that
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    right now no you know what you don't get
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    that you don't get that I want that why
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    what is that
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    why did you have
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    this what don't look at it who brings
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    this to a club you want a piece of me
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    come at me bro come at you bro you know
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    what don't you know what you're do come
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    at me bro don't bring that to the club
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    okay let's see so have you got any
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    uh oh dress code you need to wear a
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    dress shirt what is this I don't like
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    this violence what why what is this does
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    this look like a dress sheet no I will
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    be selling this money 100 bucks oh yeah
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    you're the best I'll remember your
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    kindness for sure how did you get sorry
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    let me I couldn't help but notice
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    firstly give me that how much 10 bucks I
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    got two of them look I'm making a lot of
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    money today see I got 500
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    $567 I'll than to this guy you sh me you
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    shot me no wait what you no I didn't
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    what is that you you got give me that
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    I'm
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    hungry feel free a big deal bro yo where
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    did you get this
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    from I'm keeping
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    this this is the atry fee okay for some
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    reason there's literally no rules not
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    you can just go congratulate wait I
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    should probably check if you have any
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    weapons on you got anything weird in
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    there it's a bited but I'll roll with it
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    okay I was overdressed thanks for
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    helping me Co
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    120 bucks I didn't realize I could just
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    seal your clothes and sell them this is
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    the best day of my life okay uh I'm not
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    sure how that can quick scan quick
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    scan got anything El on you this just
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    hold that look at that bro you got you
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    got rainbow teeth that's so cool you
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    have a for this I've never seen rainbow
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    teeth before I want them I want them
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    give me the rainbow tee okay look I
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    tried my best I guess I am getting I'm
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    thrilled you've definitely just improved
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    my night I don't like this violence what
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    about the rainbow teeth what do you
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    excuse me wait I just noticed I think I
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    can buy stuff I I I don't know how but I
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    think I can how do I look fantastic yo I
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    can buy clothes shut up anything for you
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    I'm glad I could assist give me that I'm
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    going sell that later I can buy all
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    these clothes I didn't know that this
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    place has a great selection this is so
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    cool what is is all this I got my banana
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    peel it's so expensive though I'm going
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    to buy it I'm going to do hello okay
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    firstly we have a policy okay careful
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    genius that's
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    shop as if I there you go you're welcome
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    bro I should just honestly I should be
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    getting paid for this H dress code you
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    got it like literally you got the exact
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    same one good job uh it says normally it
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    says no weapons I I don't know why hey
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    that's it I don't want
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    that how are they floating how yo how
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    much can I get for this 40 bucks this is
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    worth more than that you are $3,000
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    glasses cash Mone there you go I'm
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    interested to see what you do with that
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    all right cool no hats allowed give me
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    that you need that oh yikes you know
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    what you keep it all right I understand
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    uh the shirt I don't know what that's
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    trying to say I think it just means you
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    need you need to make sure you have sh
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    that
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    stings you have a you got a Shir hey
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    you're dressed up like Patrick I'mma
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    keep this 100 bucks wait I should buy
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    some stuff okay what can I get h a
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    mushroom a banana a jetpack I kind of
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    want that jetpack I don't know why I can
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    buy handcuffs magic a ball
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    okay I was going to hit you I forgot I
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    can't do that all right I got to I got
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    to take this seriously you don't got any
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    food in your pocket do you
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    guess I was no mind if I do yeah no food
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    in there thanks for helping me cool
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    you're welcome give me that those Rings
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    they look expensive problem don't mind
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    if I do I wasn't using it anyway you
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    weren't using it oh that's good that
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    means this isn't a robbery this is
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    just I'm share it's all yours s nice
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    here you go how much 20 bucks 20 bucks a
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    pop looks like you made a smart choice I
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    sure did thank you pleasure doing
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    business with you okay uh everything
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    else looks good so am I getting in this
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    is
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    fantastic I knew tonight would be great
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    keep the Hat on I'm serious okay my
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    friends keep raving about what's inside
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    i' really like to see it for
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    myself what is that is that a
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    leak I'm fine with it if it helps
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    somehow why are you so
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    dirty what did you what is
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    that what is this is this some sort of
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    magic yo come here come here tell me
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    what this is what is that okay anyway
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    yeah I don't know why or what happened
  • 00:16:03
    down there but I don't like it and just
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    for that oh wait I got this I hope it's
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    useful to you I can give you a bath come
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    on we got to make sure it's all clean
  • 00:16:11
    you look disgusting all right there you
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    go now oh wait I forgot I got to sell
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    that I need the money I got enough money
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    I got enough money jet
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    packing what does this do feels
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    good I'm done witing out here what open
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    up and let me through already excuse me
  • 00:16:34
    did you just did you just disrespect me
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    for absolutely no reason taking my stuff
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    without asking genius move what what did
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    I
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    take I was looking at the table I didn't
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    take
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    anything some manners before you swi
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    unbelievable I'm not unb of stupidity
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    unbelievable you want to say that to my
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    face say it to my face none what you're
  • 00:16:57
    doing dummy no gun you got to make sure
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    you don't have any of those okay cuz you
  • 00:17:02
    know it sads up there no guns how did
  • 00:17:06
    you survive that oh you don't have
  • 00:17:08
    anything why are you so mean then why
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    are you being mean just be nice and I'll
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    let you in okay H but I do think could
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    have warned me genius now you're welcome
  • 00:17:22
    this will well for you trust me I'm
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    going to mess you up bro that's a stunt
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    you'll regret pulling dummy get your
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    hands off me you Di wits oh did you just
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    punch he's punching me he punched me do
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    you see that come on you're welcome bye
  • 00:17:39
    I've been looking forward to this all
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    week a green stamp would make my night
  • 00:17:42
    complete you should be looking forward
  • 00:17:44
    to a shower all week all right what is
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    this all right no dirty shirts that's
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    the rule up there but you do need a
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    clean one okay so I can fix that I got
  • 00:17:55
    you what you have there I got you it's
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    it's a a new invention it's called a
  • 00:18:01
    shower all right what do you think
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    Splash Splish Splash that's what I'm
  • 00:18:05
    saying I love the enthusiasm all right
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    that's done that's refreshing yeah it is
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    refreshing okay now we need to make sure
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    you don't have any food on you you got
  • 00:18:13
    any food cool Gadget hope it helps you
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    out what is that excuse
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    me are you
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    obstructing me trying to do my job all
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    right listen your pocket open it it's a
  • 00:18:27
    unexpected but I'll roll what is that I
  • 00:18:30
    am not sure how that can be
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    helpful that isn't good I'mma sell it
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    Penny Sav Penny earned okay you know so
  • 00:18:38
    far you've broken two rules all right
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    you got to stop saying stuff because I
  • 00:18:44
    feel like I should reject you just based
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    on that all right oh
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    wait oh wait that was
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    allowed I
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    thought what kind of Club is this all
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    right you're approved wait got any
  • 00:18:57
    tattoos but I how are you so dirty no
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    I'm not cleaning that too much work go
  • 00:19:04
    have a bath and come back yo can I buy
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    some more stuff yet I got to save up so
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    much money oh this what does that do
  • 00:19:11
    ready to enjoy a memorable evening if
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    you let me pass why did you slip on it
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    okay out the way for a second I got to
  • 00:19:19
    put it in place right there that was a
  • 00:19:22
    rough now all right this is going to
  • 00:19:23
    work what have you got
  • 00:19:29
    I guess I that never gets old W that
  • 00:19:32
    wased W you're a bit close all right so
  • 00:19:34
    immediately I see a problem what it's a
  • 00:19:38
    bit unexpected but I'll what is this
  • 00:19:41
    what is it bu what is this why would you
  • 00:19:43
    bring this to the club oh ew glasses are
  • 00:19:46
    stuck on it I'm happy to share it's all
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    yours okay no hats no
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    cigarettes yes food no tattoos you got
  • 00:19:54
    any tattoos on you I can't take you
  • 00:19:56
    seriously why are people wearing this I
  • 00:19:59
    should sell all this stuff hope you got
  • 00:20:01
    good price for it money money money give
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    me that money you are a natural
  • 00:20:06
    businessman feels good I am a natural
  • 00:20:09
    businessman yo how do I how do I use
  • 00:20:11
    this thing I've always wondered how does
  • 00:20:12
    it how does it you know how this thing
  • 00:20:14
    works you know a grenade I've never
  • 00:20:16
    really do just how does it how do you do
  • 00:20:20
    it like that like that I don't
  • 00:20:25
    know sell thatal sell that
  • 00:20:29
    hey [ __ ] hey are you hungry I got this
  • 00:20:33
    you want to you want to eat it I don't I
  • 00:20:35
    don't think he's going to buy it anyways
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    okay cool H so no tattoo yeah I don't
  • 00:20:39
    think this guy's got tattoos I mean he's
  • 00:20:41
    an old man right what are you doing with
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    that I am so tired of this every time I
  • 00:20:48
    think someone's good suris a grenade
  • 00:20:50
    drops out of their pocket nice I get got
  • 00:20:53
    standards to maintain yeah I do have I
  • 00:20:57
    just broke his SE I'm sure you've got a
  • 00:20:59
    busy night but I'd appreciate a quick
  • 00:21:02
    admission okay well listen with what
  • 00:21:05
    you're wearing I don't know if this is
  • 00:21:06
    going to work wait you don't have
  • 00:21:08
    headphones on and and uh do you have any
  • 00:21:11
    cigarettes cigarettes in your pocket
  • 00:21:13
    just don't scan anything you'll regret
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    seeing what does that mean what do you
  • 00:21:17
    mean anything I'll regret give me that
  • 00:21:19
    hat I regret seeing this hat I'm glad I
  • 00:21:21
    could assist hope you got good price for
  • 00:21:23
    it this place has a great selection
  • 00:21:26
    enjoy shopping
  • 00:21:30
    is that a flamethrower give me that nice
  • 00:21:32
    find looks like you made a smart
  • 00:21:38
    choice why is he Tik Tock dancing my
  • 00:21:41
    eyebrows oh that was pretty cool oh no
  • 00:21:43
    your eyebrows are perfectly fine but now
  • 00:21:46
    that you coming up I trust your skill
  • 00:21:48
    I'll fix them okay stop that no you said
  • 00:21:51
    you trust me trust me this would be the
  • 00:21:52
    start of a bold new image for me I think
  • 00:21:55
    so you know why do you kind of still
  • 00:21:57
    look the same I got F this up all
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    right do that
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    and there we go that's more like it I
  • 00:22:08
    was thinking I needed a trim anyway
  • 00:22:09
    that's more like it okay now I got to
  • 00:22:12
    check any cigarettes no I don't think
  • 00:22:15
    there's any in there okay no cigs you
  • 00:22:18
    can go oh wait sorry I meant to do this
  • 00:22:21
    come back come on am I getting in yes
  • 00:22:25
    you're in all right don't do anything
  • 00:22:27
    stupid you're one of the only people
  • 00:22:28
    people that hasn't brought a grenade in
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    here I'm proud of you to get the okay
  • 00:22:32
    bye no weapons let me pat you down I
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    don't think you have anything you got
  • 00:22:37
    you got another one why do you have
  • 00:22:38
    overdressed thanks for helping me cool
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    off you're welcome give me that all no
  • 00:22:43
    seriously give it you it's not that come
  • 00:22:45
    on it's not that deep just give me the
  • 00:22:46
    stupid give me the pepper give it to me
  • 00:22:50
    when the security guard asks for a
  • 00:22:52
    pepper you give it to
  • 00:22:56
    him rejected
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    [Music]
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    what I am so sorry I don't know what I
  • 00:23:04
    did to you I know I got into me but I
  • 00:23:06
    got you nice find I hope it's useful to
  • 00:23:07
    you a green stamp would make my night
  • 00:23:10
    complete okay so you got a you got the
  • 00:23:12
    dress code good job great I love that
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    mustache I love that can I have that
  • 00:23:17
    mustach wait wait a sec wait a sec wait
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    a sec I need that a rasor huh steady
  • 00:23:22
    hands please I need that I need to see
  • 00:23:24
    that that's going straight into my
  • 00:23:26
    collection for later there we go why
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    would you do that well I like I said I
  • 00:23:31
    need it for myself okay I can't grow a
  • 00:23:33
    mustache I want that all right so uh no
  • 00:23:37
    guns you got any guns on you that's some
  • 00:23:39
    high-tech gear curious what you'll find
  • 00:23:41
    you holding what is that do you take a
  • 00:23:44
    dump in your hands and just hold on to
  • 00:23:46
    it come here here you go I hope it helps
  • 00:23:50
    you I'll help you out okay this is a
  • 00:23:53
    much more ergonomic way to hold your
  • 00:23:55
    poop that way you don't get your hands
  • 00:23:57
    dirty okay
  • 00:23:59
    there you go that's what I'm talking
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    about that's what I'm talking about all
  • 00:24:04
    right you're in congratulations you're a
  • 00:24:07
    real one I appreciate the warm welcome
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    you're W yes that is exactly that's what
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    a warm welcome is all right don't come
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    near me you two don't may I come inside
  • 00:24:19
    and enjoy it listen the only place
  • 00:24:22
    you're allowed to go inside of is a
  • 00:24:25
    shower what is that why do it keep doing
  • 00:24:27
    that
  • 00:24:30
    I am not where did this come
  • 00:24:34
    from a good price for it yo what does
  • 00:24:37
    this mushroom do I want to find out give
  • 00:24:39
    me the
  • 00:24:40
    mushroom what does this do here eat it
  • 00:24:43
    what does it do I'm trying to figure out
  • 00:24:46
    what what do I do I just paid $800 for
  • 00:24:48
    this mushroom I don't know what it does
  • 00:24:50
    but he's got a broccoli so he must like
  • 00:24:52
    his vegetables is a mushroom a vegetable
  • 00:24:54
    I don't know yo it won't fit in his
  • 00:24:56
    mouth come on take the mushroom Boom
  • 00:24:59
    come on come on don't be shy can I eat
  • 00:25:02
    it
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    w what just happened what did you do to
  • 00:25:06
    me what did you do to
  • 00:25:09
    me help stop waving at me what is going
  • 00:25:15
    on okay
  • 00:25:17
    okay oh my hands these are my hands okay
  • 00:25:20
    all right where how do I what do I do
  • 00:25:21
    what did you do to me what did you sell
  • 00:25:24
    me oh it's okay well you're back to
  • 00:25:28
    normal what is it with people coming
  • 00:25:30
    with flies give me that I'mma keep this
  • 00:25:32
    I'm going add that to my don't don't do
  • 00:25:34
    anything with this I need to just keep
  • 00:25:35
    it in there all
  • 00:25:36
    right I wonder how many of these I can
  • 00:25:38
    collect these are my new
  • 00:25:41
    pets throw a party or
  • 00:25:45
    something how do you get so stinky the
  • 00:25:47
    Flies become your next door neighbor I
  • 00:25:49
    don't understand all right no hats that
  • 00:25:52
    stings check shirt has to be clean we're
  • 00:25:57
    going to have to take that one off I'll
  • 00:25:58
    roll with it h that one's dirty too I'm
  • 00:26:00
    fine with it if it helps you out somehow
  • 00:26:02
    how are you so dirty but we need to fix
  • 00:26:05
    up that we need to fix you up right like
  • 00:26:08
    you've got a good eye for I don't
  • 00:26:10
    understand why do people come to clubs
  • 00:26:13
    when they haven't even had a shower yet
  • 00:26:14
    you realize you have to stand around
  • 00:26:16
    other people like look at that
  • 00:26:18
    everyone's so close to each other and
  • 00:26:20
    then you just decide Splash I'm going to
  • 00:26:22
    not shower today I'm soaked but it's
  • 00:26:25
    also kind of refreshing yeah I know it's
  • 00:26:27
    a new you should definitely try it out
  • 00:26:30
    okay you want a piece of me come at me
  • 00:26:32
    bro just get away from me you stink go
  • 00:26:35
    touch me again and I'll [ __ ] is not
  • 00:26:39
    useful idiot
  • 00:26:41
    wait I'm eager to meet new people and
  • 00:26:43
    sharing the Good Vibes here more flies
  • 00:26:45
    don't mind if about do hey we're having
  • 00:26:48
    a party back here look at least you
  • 00:26:50
    don't look dirty I think I don't think
  • 00:26:53
    you have any guess I was overdressed
  • 00:26:55
    thanks for helping me cool off yeah
  • 00:26:57
    that's that's you're welcome okay now it
  • 00:26:59
    doesn't say oh wait it does say hats but
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    I don't like this one so feel free it's
  • 00:27:02
    not a big deal you natural businessman I
  • 00:27:05
    sure am and I think you got everything
  • 00:27:07
    else I mean I'll do a scan but just
  • 00:27:09
    don't SC anything you'll regret seeing
  • 00:27:12
    what is that what you got in
  • 00:27:14
    there what is
  • 00:27:17
    that a bold move but I won't complain if
  • 00:27:20
    it's for a purpose cigarettes man I
  • 00:27:23
    think I need another B of this F I hope
  • 00:27:25
    it's useful to you this is take honestly
  • 00:27:27
    this this is a hard job all right I I
  • 00:27:30
    don't know what color this is anymore
  • 00:27:32
    but I hope you like it I really
  • 00:27:35
    appreciate this you're welcome bearded
  • 00:27:38
    bearded woman man all right
  • 00:27:40
    next wow this looks so cool I The
  • 00:27:44
    Beehive exactly what you were looking
  • 00:27:46
    for give me that what does this do here
  • 00:27:47
    try it out try it out what does it do
  • 00:27:50
    come here take
  • 00:27:53
    it
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    okay what that was so uncalled for all
  • 00:27:58
    right listen that hurts I'm not a doctor
  • 00:28:00
    but you might want to go to one that was
  • 00:28:02
    unexpected ouchie it was unexpected what
  • 00:28:05
    did I do to deserve this look I feel bad
  • 00:28:07
    done me a huge favor thank you're
  • 00:28:08
    welcome wait no that was unexpected
  • 00:28:11
    don't take the bees into the
  • 00:28:12
    clo what are you doing I want to buy
  • 00:28:15
    this other stuff so I'm have to start
  • 00:28:17
    stealing more clothes you must have a
  • 00:28:20
    good reason for this I trust you oh I
  • 00:28:22
    dude don't worry about it I'm ready to
  • 00:28:24
    enjoy a memorable evening if you'd
  • 00:28:26
    kindly let me pass
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    [Music]
  • 00:28:30
    that says no tattoos what is that that's
  • 00:28:33
    a tattooo I've always wanted to use one
  • 00:28:35
    of these okay T removal this won't hurt
  • 00:28:37
    it B that much anyway thanks for the
  • 00:28:39
    clean up okay this is actually yeah
  • 00:28:41
    that's way too much work I'm not I'm
  • 00:28:43
    sorry lady I'm not doing that okay
  • 00:28:44
    that's too much work am I getting in no
  • 00:28:46
    you're not goodbye no problem I'll keep
  • 00:28:49
    this in mind for the future give me
  • 00:28:51
    those though yo I want those got to sell
  • 00:28:54
    for
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    something let me sell that this looks
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    like 10 bucks been fought for a great
  • 00:29:00
    night more for the family thank you and
  • 00:29:04
    thank you yo look at them they're so
  • 00:29:06
    cute you guys got to stay back there
  • 00:29:08
    though okay stop don't come out no no I
  • 00:29:11
    said stay back stay back I'm under
  • 00:29:15
    attack what is this I'm going D taste
  • 00:29:18
    what does this do hey
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    oh oh that's cool now things are getting
  • 00:29:25
    tasty okay wait wait I don't want wait I
  • 00:29:27
    want to do it on the next person cuz I
  • 00:29:28
    can't really see this one's mouth I'm
  • 00:29:30
    excited to experience what everyone's
  • 00:29:31
    been talking about well I'm excited to
  • 00:29:33
    experience whatever's about to happen
  • 00:29:35
    right now come on open open that's one
  • 00:29:38
    way to lighten the mve
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    thanks
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    hey
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    yay wait come here it's exactly what
  • 00:29:49
    wake up idiot wake up look at this look
  • 00:29:51
    what I found hey that's one way to
  • 00:29:54
    lighten the mood thanks you guys want
  • 00:29:55
    some
  • 00:29:59
    sorry I haven't done that in a while it
  • 00:30:01
    says you're not allowed to be drunk and
  • 00:30:03
    you were holding a can of beer so
  • 00:30:06
    something tells me you might be drunk
  • 00:30:08
    let go what you let go of it let
  • 00:30:10
    go let go of the beer oh oh yeah I guess
  • 00:30:14
    I am getting in no you're not okay
  • 00:30:16
    you're drunk I'll respect your de oh
  • 00:30:18
    that's terrifying what is
  • 00:30:23
    that okay I don't know what's going on
  • 00:30:25
    here but I don't like it all right feel
  • 00:30:30
    free it's not take offal I kind of want
  • 00:30:32
    to try that magic eight ball I kind of
  • 00:30:34
    want to use this to see uh if it could
  • 00:30:36
    do my job for me should I let this
  • 00:30:37
    person
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    in should I let this person in what does
  • 00:30:42
    it show your time has come what does
  • 00:30:44
    that mean yo why is it why does it say
  • 00:30:47
    My Time is what does that mean
  • 00:30:51
    what help that thing is really magic try
  • 00:30:55
    it later yo I'm scared what is that what
  • 00:30:58
    what do you mean my time has come okay
  • 00:30:59
    you know what just go get go hell yeah
  • 00:31:03
    go that was painful I'm scared is one of
  • 00:31:06
    you going to hurt me can I test this on
  • 00:31:08
    you huh this is interesting thanks for
  • 00:31:11
    the accessory you're welcome I've always
  • 00:31:14
    admired this venue and I'm hoping to be
  • 00:31:16
    part of tonight's energy do you want do
  • 00:31:18
    you want what she just had what is that
  • 00:31:20
    inside of here what what are you doing
  • 00:31:24
    with that guess I was overdressed thanks
  • 00:31:26
    for helping me cool off
  • 00:31:29
    why would you bring that to the club
  • 00:31:30
    great choice what are you
  • 00:31:33
    thinking great choice don't tell me
  • 00:31:35
    great choice there's literally no rules
  • 00:31:38
    and you brought this that was not
  • 00:31:39
    necessary actually maybe that's why she
  • 00:31:41
    brought it Cash
  • 00:31:44
    Money nice find I hope it's useful to
  • 00:31:47
    you you picked that up with confidence I
  • 00:31:50
    like that sh say something every time I
  • 00:31:53
    do
  • 00:31:55
    that cash money
  • 00:31:59
    you picked that up cash money I got
  • 00:32:02
    enough to buy the heads I'm I'm
  • 00:32:05
    arresting the next person that freaks me
  • 00:32:06
    out all right I'mma keep that there
  • 00:32:08
    hello what is that what do you got what
  • 00:32:10
    what why would you bring an eggplant to
  • 00:32:12
    the give it to
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    me you know what you're under arrest
  • 00:32:17
    nobody
  • 00:32:19
    brings how do I use this I'm sorry I I I
  • 00:32:24
    I just looked at the rules you're
  • 00:32:25
    allowed headphones you're you're allowed
  • 00:32:27
    food anded I you know what getting in
  • 00:32:31
    I'm smiling ear to I knew I could count
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    on you I'm sorry I'm sorry for the
  • 00:32:36
    trouble I'm crossing my fingers for that
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    green stamp I've no you're not here you
  • 00:32:40
    go you're under arrest come here
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    unexpected twist unexpected twist hope
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    you know what you're doing I'm counting
  • 00:32:48
    on you
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    go I'll just try again another night
  • 00:32:55
    thanks I don't know what the point of
  • 00:32:57
    that was but I like like it oh he's
  • 00:33:00
    still this hope it's exactly what you
  • 00:33:02
    were looking for what does this do I'm
  • 00:33:04
    not sure how that can be helpful how do
  • 00:33:07
    I
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    oh okay what
  • 00:33:13
    yo wow that was
  • 00:33:15
    unexpected I don't know about this this
  • 00:33:18
    is kind of think I'm going just put that
  • 00:33:20
    down there I don't really want to deal
  • 00:33:21
    with that and I didn't believe in magic
  • 00:33:24
    okay bro looks like he's struggling let
  • 00:33:25
    me just let me okay look here you this
  • 00:33:28
    all right I don't want
  • 00:33:31
    that yeah I
  • 00:33:34
    guess all right what are you
  • 00:33:38
    doing I'm this close to quitting my job
  • 00:33:43
    okay you don't bring don't bring this to
  • 00:33:46
    the club if it's itchy I'm blaming you
  • 00:33:50
    idiot I'm getting attacked help shop
  • 00:33:54
    that's it that's it I quit I get this
  • 00:33:58
    anymore
  • 00:34:00
    [Music]
Tags
  • Security Guard
  • Comedy
  • Club
  • New Job
  • Dress Code
  • Challenge
  • Eccentric Patrons
  • Absurdity
  • Humor
  • First Day