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Mommy why did the devs Nerf solo Fame
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farming and static dungeons that the
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majority of the player base not only
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spent years of their life building up
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towards in a huge Fortune only to learn
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that there's no real way to fame Farm
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anymore Mommy why is the gold price so
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high these days it's over 31 million
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silver on the west server to buy premium
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Mommy I don't have that kind of silver
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Mommy why are the YouTube and Google
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search counts for this game albian
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online the lowest that they have ever
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been Mommy why are all the YouTuber and
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twitch streamer views and watch hours
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down way lower than ever before Mommy
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why is it that Google Trend shows that
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Albin online is a dead and dying game
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Mommy why are Solo dungeons completely
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pointless and useless to run in a waste
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of time and they don't reward good Fame
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and they don't give good loot in the
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chest and they don't give good silver
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anymore Mommy why did they split the
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servers up into three different regions
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and then split the player base and then
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Mommy why is the fact that the Western
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server is the most non-english-speaking
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server Mommy why do more people speak
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English on the Asia server Mommy Mommy
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why does SBI spend $10,000 trying to get
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potheads with barely 100,000 subscribers
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and other YouTubers that buy views to
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get this game reviewed and then give a
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fake review Mommy and then the review
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isn't even legitimate because it's
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always playing with the same three SBI
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employees named naori lupac and choen
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mommy do they think that the player base
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is just stupid stupid and doesn't
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realize that these are just people
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paying for an advertisement Mommy Mommy
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why is it that every single twitch
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streamer all hangs out in the same
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Discord server and they all ride each
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other's coattails and sniff each other's
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farts but if you edit up all of their
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watch time and referrals and player
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counts that they brought into the game
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it doesn't even match that one YouTuber
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guy we shouldn't name and Mommy why
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don't they ever feature his videos on
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the front page or talk about him at all
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even though every single person in all
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three servers game chats constantly
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chant his name and he has the most
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referrals in anyone else Mommy why is
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that Mommy why aren't the RM tiers
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banned I know they ban like the
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smalltime RM tiers mommy but they don't
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ban the big top Guild guys that you know
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the guild leaders and stuff Mommy that
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are like in the top 10 Mommy you know
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the ones that are on the round table
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mommy did you know there's a round table
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mommy mommy do you know about the round
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table where they invite people to have
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like previews of patch notes so that
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they can manipulate the market Mommy
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Mommy why are people using third party
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programs to manipulate the black market
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Mommy Mommy why is it allow that people
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can run a third party program downloaded
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off GitHub where it'll scan the entire
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markets across all the cities Mommy and
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then it'll upload it into the cloud
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Mommy and then the program will then
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scan the black market so you know
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exactly how to make a huge profit and
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you can make 20 to 50 million silver an
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hour mommy which gives you basically
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free premium mommy which means that
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people that are doing this aren't
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actually spending any real money swiping
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their cards and so maybe Mommy that's
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why that the stillfront stock is
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dropping drastically Mommy why is that
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Mommy why is it that if you email
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stillfront about issues with Alban
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online they leave you on read but mommy
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if you pretend to be a multi-millionaire
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investor they they email you back in
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about 5 minutes Mommy Mommy why do they
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permanently mute the most popular
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YouTuber of all time who helps multiple
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players with over 800 videos but mommy
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whenever some of the fake YouTubers that
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actually are just SBI employees
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pretending to be YouTubers say even
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worse things like death threats and
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other things Mommy and they're not muted
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Mommy why is that Mommy Mommy why is it
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that SBI employees that on the dev team
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have a paid subscription to a certain
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YouTuber's members only videos and then
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every single time that he makes a
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Members Only video uh up until the last
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about 6 months that every single one of
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those things was patched within 3 to 4
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days to two weeks mmy why is that mommy
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do you remember the time SBI employees
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actually got jobs at a rival game that
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was supposed to be an albian online
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killer Mommy and then they subverted the
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company from within mommy do you
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remember that Mommy why is everyone okay
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with that one albian twitch streamer
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that scammed his View were based out of
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$10,000 even though he himself lived in
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a $400,000 home with very powerful
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parents that are politicians and doctors
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and lawyers Mommy why is that why why
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did he need the $10,000 Mommy I don't
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understand and Mommy why does no one
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talk about that one twitch albian
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streamers Discord who decided that he
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should experience the effects of kinetic
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energy because a girl rejected him mommy
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but whenever they investigated and
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looked into his Discord it was full of
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people that were like making him feel
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really bad and down about about the
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world and stuff and that's why he
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decided he wanted to experience kinetic
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energy Mommy and yet even though his
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Discord mommy was full of huge negative
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people with really bad vibes whenever
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another albian YouTuber tries to make a
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Discord full of Positive Vibes with a
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similar opposite energy everyone seems
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to Witch Hunt him for hit Mommy why is
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that and Mommy why is it that the top
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twitch streamers of albian who stream to
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literal robots that are collecting skins
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for to be sold on rmt sites bomy why is
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it that they're making 300 ,000 a year
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mommy but the top YouTuber for the
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albian online game mommy he's making the
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equivalent of $165 an hour mommy how can
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he continue to play this game and Mommy
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why is it that stream snipers
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technically go unpunished but whenever a
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certain YouTuber on albian decides to go
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into a group dungeon in the yellow zone
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Mommy and then it just so happens that
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the employees that pretend to be twitch
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streamers go into the dungeon also Mommy
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and then they flag up on him Mommy
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attack him and he defends himself
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against them Mommy and then why does the
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YouTuber get banned because what for
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defending himself is he's supposed to
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just run away and leave I mean I don't
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understand why they would ban him for 2
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weeks over that mommy how come when I
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check Google trans lately for albian
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online the search term for albian online
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sheets is up over 400% and that's pretty
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crazy isn't it Mommy I think that
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there's a lot of people actually radar
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hacking and using other kinds of cheat
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devices especially like those uh things
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that map out the roads of Avalon and
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stuff mommy don't you think Mommy why do
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all the black Zone guilds handh hold
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each other and then like not fight or
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anything they just kind of sit there and
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then maybe they'll have like a 1 V one
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where they just pay for each other's
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rears if they fight for like practice or
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something but it's not an actual fight
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and that the top one or two Guild of the
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whole server can just roll over everyone
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in a 400 man 8.3 armed army Mommy why is
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that mommy how come anyone why don't
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they just kill everybody on the server
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and delete all their bases Mommy I don't
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get it and Mommy why is the cartel
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allowed to exist and overcharge people
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in the city's Mommy why is it that
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anytime anyone tries to stand up to them
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they usually get harassed in the real
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world and then they also get hacked or
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they possibly get to the point where
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their station becomes extremely
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unprofitable because the mafia I mean
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the cartel or whatever you want to call
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them Mommy I like to call them lots of
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things but you know whenever you try to
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own a shop and then you make the prices
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cheaper that they will just flood your
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station with their own resources and
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then it'll use up all of your food and
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you won't make a profit bommy and then
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after they're done just to add insult to
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injury they'll then undercharge you
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until you move out mommy did you know
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that and they have infinite money mommy
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mommy did you know that half the
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YouTubers and twitch streamers for the
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game actually use radar hacks but
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they're radar hacks that don't show up
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on the screen to of their recording
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software or that they're running their
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Radars that are either in a web browser
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isn't that crazy that they can run in
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web browsers now Mommy also did you know
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that they can use their second monitor
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or even phone Mommy why are scouts
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allowed why are there people allowed to
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use GeForce now Scouts in the red zones
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and gate Transporters mommy how is that
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fair Mommy Mommy listen if you don't
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click the video on the right side of
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your screen right now then I'm going to
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grow up and disappoint you
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momy you better click the video on the
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right side of your screen or else or
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else um or else you'll have a kid just
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as annoying as this one day and if your
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goal is to have kids annoying or not
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then you'll never have kids d d
