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there she was
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keisha the girl of my dream
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i used to dream about a girl named dede
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but then i moved and it seemed like i
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could never get her off my mind
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wake up chris
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wake up
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my mom told me to give you this
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i'll see you later
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i had never had a broken heart before i
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was so messed up
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nothing could get me out of it
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did i tell you nothing now let me be
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clear
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if i have any more trouble from either
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of you you're going to detention
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detention was a step up from my old
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school in my old school if you did
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something wrong you had to fight the
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principal
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you won't fight so bad fight me
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you should have seen what happened when
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he tried to suspend her why am i in
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trouble
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you heard he beat me up no i didn't
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and he called me a white cracker can you
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believe this cracker
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jeez what was that at school caruso
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tortured me every chance he got battery
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a d they're packing heavy
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come on man let's just go no no
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i'm getting tired of him
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if i had a brick out to hit him
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maybe he didn't see who threw it now
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where were these guys when tupac got
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shot
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even though i didn't have a gold chain
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my father was right
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vanessa look out what did i do that for
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what what's wrong with you i'm sorry i
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didn't know it was a week for
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sorry didn't do it you did it now guess
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what you owe marvel a
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gold chain good thing i didn't stop him
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from stealing a gold house
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i was so afraid of malvo i couldn't
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think straight
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what are you still doing here just
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trying to figure something out
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remember malvo mal though i thought he
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went to jail
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well he got out and this morning he
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tried to snatch a chain
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i saw him coming up on my friend but i
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didn't know it was him don't tell me you
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warned her
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i warned her oh man don't you know if
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you see a crime come in new york city
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you keep your mouth shut
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i don't care if you see ronald reagan
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about to gun down the pope you don't
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tell greg was a big fan of editorial
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cartoons
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it was a reflex so you're sitting here
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obviously he didn't kill you what do you
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say
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what did you do that fool then what then
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i said i'm sorry i didn't mean to
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reflex and then he says sorry didn't do
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it
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you did and then he put a finger in my
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chest and says
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you're gonna get malvo a gold chain by
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tomorrow night and if you don't
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he said when you least expect it i will
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be there when you in the shower
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where's my change when you're watching
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tv
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where's my change even
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in your dreams chris i just want to let
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you know
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i hate everybody else but i love you
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will you get me a soda yeah
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where's my chain i took every trick
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i took every bush
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no matter how hard i tried to avoid
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malvo he always seemed to be around
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if i could have i would have taken an
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underground railroad
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oh you running to the north no i'm
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running for marvel
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male though you'd have been better off
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asleep get on now
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and remember you ain't seen nothing
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after saying no to my mother for the
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first time i didn't know what to expect
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what did you say i said no
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twice that's what i thought you
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said
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now say it again whenever there was a
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problem my mother couldn't handle
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she'd call my father for backup like the
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governor bringing in the national guard
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what's the situation chris won't do what
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i told him you want me to do some dishes
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oh i'll do some dishes i'm gonna
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while drew and tanya were trying not to
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throw up i was trying to get my speech
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down
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in an early period that a most striking
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contrast
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was observable in the conduct of
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after three days of studying i was a lot
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like william henry harrison
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dead um come on man you can do this
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this is too much pressure if i had like
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one more day maybe i have a shot at it
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well i can't help you
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i've run out of ideas it's like you're
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cursed or something
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what am i gonna do this is a disaster
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dude pull yourself together
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everything's gonna be all right really
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no you're totally gonna fail the 10th
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grade
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that reminds me of a funny story my life
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is hanging by a thread you're gonna tell
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me a funny story
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yeah yeah so this one time my cousin
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benny he didn't sell you for a test
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either right
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so he picks up the phone he calls in a
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bomb threat
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and then he cancels school right like
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i'mma call in a bomb for
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hello i have planted a bomb
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at t'talia high unless everybody is out
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of that building
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in the next 40 minutes everybody will be
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out of that building in the next 40
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minutes
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maybe if i start you off you'll remember
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the speech all right starts like this
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called from a retirement in which i had
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supposed i don't know the speech
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and i could not go back into that class
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what are you gonna do
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panic
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i didn't freak out like that again until
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big pun died
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you