Funniest Character Roasts 🚨

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TLDRUnder et humoristisk arrangement blir kjendiser som Justin Bieber og Jeff Foxworthy roastet. Komikere tar scenen og bruker sarkastisk og ofte grov humor for å gjøre narr av de kjente personene. Justin Bieber møter spesielt mye spott for hans tidligere oppførsel og hendelser i mediene, mens Jeff Foxworthy parodieres for sine populære show og suksess. Arrangementet inneholder også framførelser fra fiktive karakterer som sarkastisk takker deltakerne for deres «borti natta» liv i Hollywood.

Takeaways

  • 😂 Justin Bieber blir roastet for sine tidligere skandaler.
  • 🎤 Jeff Foxworthy er et annet mål for humoristiske angrep.
  • 🎭 Arrangementet inneholder parodier og imitasjoner.
  • 🎶 Publikum blir underholdt av musikkinnslag.
  • 🤪 Samlingen har mye satirisk humor.
  • 🔥 Roasting og sarkasme er høyt til stede.
  • 🌟 Det er en stjernespekket kveld.
  • 🎬 Begivenheten tar sted i en Hollywood-kontekst.
  • 🎙 Humoristene bruker grov og eksplisitt språk.
  • 😂 Publikum settes i latter med sjokkerende vitser.

Garis waktu

  • 00:00:00 - 00:05:00

    Videoen starter med en komiker som introduserer Justin Bieber på en humoristisk måte ved å liste opp flere av hans tidligere kontroverser som arrestasjoner, angivelig angrep og andre skandalehistorier. Komikeren roser Bieber for hans "klasse" og oppførsel, og oppfordrer ham til å fortsette med sitt "hensynsløse overmot" mens publikum ler og jubler.

  • 00:05:00 - 00:10:00

    Innslaget fortsetter med en humoristisk videohilsen fra en ku, som spøker med å være Jeff Foxworthys viktigste ku og snakker om forholdet til andre berømte kyr. Vitser om Jeff Foxworthy selv og hans komikerkollegaer blir også levert, med kuen som legger til at den er morsommere enn Foxworthy selv.

  • 00:10:00 - 00:15:00

    En spøkefull etterligning av en tidligere amerikansk president, som roser Jeff Foxworthy for hans enkelhet og familieverdier mens han spøker om politiske og nasjonale problemer som å selge Canada for å løse budsjettunderskuddet. Innslaget avsluttes med at presidenten uttrykker sin verdsettelse av Foxworthys religiøse verdier.

  • 00:15:00 - 00:21:41

    Avslutningsvis kommer en annen roaster på scenen og begynner å spøke om anerkjente kjendispersooner som Seth Rogen og Jonah Hill. Det blir gjort narr av Andy Samberg for hans kommende TV-show, og Aziz Ansari blir også spøkt med for hans skuespillertype. Roasten fortsetter med en humoristisk tone som kjennetegner hele videoen.

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Video Tanya Jawab

  • Hvem er hovedpersonen som blir gjort narr av under denne rutinen?

    Justin Bieber er en av hovedmålene, med flere vitser rettet mot hans tidligere hendelser og oppførsel.

  • Hvilken humorstil blir brukt i denne parodien?

    Sarkastisk og noen ganger grov humor brukes i parodien for å gjøre narr av kjendiser.

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Gulir Otomatis:
  • 00:00:00
    - Hello, hello everybody.
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    (audience chuckling)
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    Before I start, I just wanna say to everyone up here,
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    you're welcome.
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    In no other place but Hollywood could these 10 people
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    make the kind of money they make
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    and sleep with the kind of people they sleep with.
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    (audience cheering)
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    (exciting music)
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    - I would give an introduction, but I don't need to.
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    Ron Burgundy.
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    (upbeat jazzy music)
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    (audience cheering)
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    (audience cheers continuing)
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    - Listen, people, listen.
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    Listen, I don't have a lot of time, all right?
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    I don't have a lot of time.
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    I'm currently over at stage 24,
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    hosting Spike TV's Your Mother's a Fat Bitch Award Show.
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    (audience laughing)
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    Some real clever writing, great energy over there.
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    (audience laughing)
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    Boy, have we got a great gang of talented comics
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    here tonight.
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    We've got Tom Driesen.
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    (audience laughing)
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    Willie Tyler and Lester.
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    (audience laughing)
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    I didn't realize Lester was a live human being.
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    (audience laughing)
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    (indistinct), Fannie Flagg, top notch.
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    Star-studded evening.
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    Listen, I'm just gonna cut to the chase.
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    Justin Bye-ber.
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    Justin Bieber?
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    (audience laughing)
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    You've been takin' it on the chin tonight.
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    You really have.
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    In fact, absolutely abused.
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    (audience chuckling)
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    And I'm just hear to say one thing:
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    you people don't know what the hell you're talkin' about.
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    As far as I'm concerned, this guy is doin' it right.
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    Here's a couple things I know.
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    September 1st, 2014, Bieber arrested for a collision
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    with a minivan in his hometown
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    of Stratford, Ontario, Canada
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    and then beat up the occupant of the minivan.
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    Nice work!
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    (audience laughing)
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    (audience applauding)
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    October 18th, 2010, Bieber accused of assaulting
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    a 12-year-old at a laser tag arena.
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    Kaboom!
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    (audience laughing)
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    I only wish the kid was a 9-year-old.
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    (audience chuckling)
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    March 28th, 2013, Bieber flies into Munich
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    with his pet monkey, Malley.
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    Doesn't have the proper paperwork.
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    So he leaves it at a zoo, in Germany.
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    It's a monkey.
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    It's named Malley.
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    Don't think twice, you leave it at a German zoo.
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    (audience laughing)
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    March 4, 2013, two hours late to a concert in Dubai
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    because he refused to stop playing a video game.
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    Say what?
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    (audience laughing)
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    Hocked a loogie at his neighbor
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    after the guy complained that Bieber was driving
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    100 miles per hour in his gated community neighborhood.
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    Eat that, bitch!
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    (audience laughing)
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    July 10th, 2013, Bieber pees in restaurant mop bucket.
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    (audience chuckling)
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    As he runs off, he sprays a photograph of Bill Clinton
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    with a bottle of blue liquid
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    and yells, "(bleep) Bill Clinton!"
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    (audience laughing)
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    There's not a person in this room who hasn't done that,
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    you hypocritical assholes!
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    (audience laughing)
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    This kid has spunk, moxie, and probably a few other STDs.
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    (audience laughing)
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    (Kevin clapping)
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    I've always encouraged people to stay classy,
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    and what's more classy than
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    hangin' out with Floyd Mayweather.
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    (audience laughing)
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    Would I love to see Biebs
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    spending time with Oscar Pistorius?
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    Of course I would, but that day will come.
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    (audience laughing)
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    People refer to Mr. Bieber as a kid or a boy.
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    Well, here's a newsflash, gang.
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    He's a man.
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    A full-grown man.
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    Who works, and loves, and makes things with his hands.
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    A man who sings songs for 9-year-olds
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    and cuts his hair like a gay figure skater.
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    (audience laughing)
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    This guy just continues to impress.
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    Is there anything he can't do?
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    In fact, I've pulled my pants down
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    and took a big creamy shit in the green room because
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    (audience laughing)
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    I thought to myself, "That's how the Biebs would do it."
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    Again, and again, and again.
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    (audience laughing)
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    If anything, Justin Bieber, not only do you need to
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    continue to live your life with the same reckless abandon,
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    I suggest you turn up the heat.
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    (audience laughing)
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    Oh, and one last thing.
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    If you're watching from your monkey cage in Germany,
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    (audience laughing)
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    go to bed, Malley.
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    Good night.
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    (audience cheering)
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    (upbeat jazzy music)
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    - You know, Jeff, a lot of your friends
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    wanted to be here, but couldn't make it.
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    Fortunately, we were able to send a video crew
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    down to a very special friend,
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    someone who is very close to our guest of honor.
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    Please welcome Jeff Foxworthy's cow.
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    (audience chuckling)
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    (audience cheering)
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    - [Cow] I'm the most important cow Jeff Foxworthy has.
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    Bill Engvall's cow has to suck my dick.
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    (pig playing drum sting)
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    (audience chuckling)
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    I got a pig for a drummer
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    because they're one of the smartest mammals,
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    just below the dolphin,
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    and just above Larry the Cable Guy.
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    (pig playing drum sting)
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    (audience laughing)
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    Jeff is an original thinker.
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    For instance, most people use their hands to milk a cow.
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    Not Jeff.
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    He uses his mouth,
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    so that his hands are free to play with my ass.
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    (pig squealing) (audience laughing)
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    Come on! I've got E Coli cells on my teats
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    that are funnier than this guy.
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    (cymbal ringing) (audience laughing)
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    Have you seen Jeff's act?
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    My shit is funnier, darker, and better constructed.
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    (cow grunting)
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    (dung plopping)
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    (audience laughing)
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    Here's a piece of shit
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    I think I can get a development deal for at the WB.
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    (audience laughing)
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    - [Announcer] Please welcome a very special guest.
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    (surf rock presidential theme music)
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    (audience applauding)
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    (audience laughing)
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    (audience laughing)
  • 00:07:50
    - Thank you very much, I appreciate that introduction.
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    (audience laughing)
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    (audience cheering)
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    Thank you, thank you.
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    It's an honor to be here tonight.
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    It's always good to be in Manhattan.
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    (audience chuckling)
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    Manhattan, as I understand, is an island.
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    (audience chuckling)
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    An island entirely surrounded by water.
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    (audience laughing)
  • 00:08:39
    I wanna thank Commie Central for...
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    (audience laughing)
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    for allowing me this opportunity
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    to be at the Jeff Foxworthy roast.
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    (audience laughing)
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    (audience clapping)
  • 00:09:04
    I like Jeff.
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    (audience laughing)
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    (audience cheering)
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    He's my favorite comedian.
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    (George chuckling)
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    (audience laughing)
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    I like his jokes.
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    They're simple.
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    Jeff is a simple man.
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    He's a simple man, but he is a smart man.
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    Now, he doesn't like to show it, 'cause when he does,
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    people start talkin' to him real fast.
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    (audience laughing)
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    I understand that, I identify.
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    I know a lot of folks talk about me.
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    (audience chuckling)
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    A lot of people say
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    I'm not the brightest bulb in the knife drawer.
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    (audience laughing)
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    (audience applauding)
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    I've followed Jeff's career.
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    He was destined to be a comedian.
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    His grandfather was funny, his father was funny,
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    Jeff's funny.
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    Tree don't fall far from the nuts.
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    (audience laughing)
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    Jeff and I have something in common.
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    As I look around the room, I can see that
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    he surrounds himself with a lot successful people.
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    (audience chuckling)
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    Now, I've done the same.
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    My cabinet is filled with sterling men and women.
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    I've got Secretary of Defense Donald Rumplestiltskin.
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    (audience laughing)
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    (audience applauding)
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    I'm also proud of my vice president, Dick Cheney.
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    I appreciate 'im, I, uh...
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    (audience laughing)
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    I just wish I knew where he was.
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    (audience laughing)
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    I never know where ol' Cheney is.
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    There's days I'm sittin' in the Oval Office,
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    just walk out into the hallway and go, "Marco!"
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    (audience laughing)
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    (audience applauding)
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    I care about this country.
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    I care about the people of this country.
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    I care about our senior citizens.
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    (audience laughing)
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    Lemme tell you somethin'.
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    Older citizens face
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    the highest risk of death in this country.
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    (audience laughing)
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    Seniors die every day.
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    (audience chuckling)
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    I care about our economy.
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    I'm asked every day, "Mr. President, what about our deficit?
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    What about our mounting deficit?
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    What're you gonna do?"
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    And I understand these consherns.
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    (audience chuckling)
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    And I share these consherns.
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    (audience chuckling)
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    And that is why today, I have put before Congresh
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    (audience laughing)
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    a proposal to sell Canada.
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    (audience laughing)
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    (audience cheering)
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    Finally, let me say this.
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    Everybody else tonight's been, uh, rippin' on ya.
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    (audience laughing)
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    I wanna say a word of encouragement.
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    I appreciate Jeff Foxworthy, I appreciate his, uh,
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    I appreciate his good family values.
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    (audience chuckling)
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    I appreciate the fact that he's not only a family man,
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    but he's a religious man.
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    He doesn't flaunt it.
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    But Jeff is an example that
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    religion doesn't have to divide us.
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    It doesn't have to tear us apart.
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    It can bring us together, just like this here.
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    Looky here, here's a visual, looky here.
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    (audience laughing)
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    Looky here.
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    You see here? Look here.
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    See there's the church.
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    (audience laughing)
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    (audience applauding)
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    And there's the steeple.
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    Open the door and look at all the people.
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    (audience laughing)
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    (audience cheering)
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    Thank you.
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    God bless you Jeff, God bless you all,
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    and God bless America, thank you very much, thank you!
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    (audience cheering)
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    (surf rock presidential theme music)
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    - We're very lucky to have our next roaster.
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    He's a legend.
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    The executive who brought "Full House"
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    to network television,
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    Saul Schwartz.
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    (audience cheering)
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    (swinging jazz music)
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    - I remember the day that, uh, they came to me
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    with the "Full House" pitch.
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    It was the last day my assistant Jacquelyn blew me,
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    I remember it clearly.
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    (audience chuckling)
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    And in walked in the "Full House" people.
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    And they pitched their little show,
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    their dream show, their classic.
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    And I said, "It's a yes, but I want it to star
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    three shmucks I've never heard of,
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    'cause I wanna prove that time slot is everything."
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    (audience laughing)
  • 00:15:16
    Let me tell you something, John Stamos.
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    You are the most talented actor
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    that I have ever come across.
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    You are wonderful, you're delightful, you're a dream.
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    You're fantastic, no one has ever touched your talent.
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    It is remarkable.
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    You are the best performer I have ever seen.
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    My balls are clapping.
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    (audience laughing)
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    You are truly God's favorite actor, John Stamos.
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    (audience cheering)
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    Oh, by the way, I've already read tomorrow's Variety,
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    I get it early.
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    You've been replaced on "ER" by Jerry O'Connell.
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    (audience groaning)
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    It's true.
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    (audience chuckling)
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    Let's talk about a true mensch,
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    my pride and joy who I discovered 25 years ago, Bob Saget.
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    (audience cheering)
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    Yes.
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    I think you're more than just the sitcom dad
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    or the guy who hosts that video show.
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    You're really one of the shittiest comics I've ever seen.
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    (audience laughing) (Bob laughing)
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    The other day I, after all these years
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    I've never met the Olsen twins, he introduced me to them.
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    I said to him, "How do I tell them apart?"
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    He says, "Ashley swallows."
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    (audience groaning) (audience cheering)
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    What's my character's name again?
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    Saul Schwartz.
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    Bob, he called him "Sole."
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    John Stamos is so not Jewish.
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    "Please welcome Sole Schwartz."
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    (audience chuckling)
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    The truth is, Bob, we've worked together
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    for many, many years,
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    and I'm starting to think I have Alzheimers' because
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    I can't remember a single funny thing you ever said.
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    (audience chuckling)
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    All right, I'm not fuckin' around.
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    I said to them before the show,
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    I said, "I wanna say something nice about him now,"
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    and I swear on the screen it says, "Sincere moment."
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    (audience laughing)
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    (Jeff laughing)
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    (audience applauding)
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    What a sincere moment!
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    No, what I wanna say to you is we never hang out.
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    I'd like to.
  • 00:17:33
    (audience laughing)
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    We, uh, we see each other,
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    we're always happy to see each other.
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    I've always liked you.
  • 00:17:40
    And I remember when we first met, you asked me
  • 00:17:42
    if I knew how dry my grandmother's vagina was.
  • 00:17:44
    That was first thing-
  • 00:17:45
    - Really?
  • 00:17:46
    - [Jeff] I was opening for you in the '80s,
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    and that's the first you said to me
  • 00:17:50
    and I knew that I liked you from that moment on.
  • 00:17:53
    (audience laughing)
  • 00:17:54
    Isn't that fantastic?
  • 00:17:54
    Have you ever met somebody,
  • 00:17:56
    "Hey, do you know how dry your grandmother's vagina is?"
  • 00:17:59
    That's fucking great.
  • 00:18:01
    You know he's a great person.
  • 00:18:03
    (audience laughing)
  • 00:18:04
    But I think the world of you,
  • 00:18:06
    and for me, it was an honor to be here tonight.
  • 00:18:09
    Thanks.
  • 00:18:11
    (audience cheering)
  • 00:18:13
    (upbeat music)
  • 00:18:18
    - We are very excited, and I'm just gonna say it, honored
  • 00:18:21
    to introduce our next roaster.
  • 00:18:23
    He's responsible not just for my career
  • 00:18:25
    but for every single person's career in this entire room.
  • 00:18:29
    Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome
  • 00:18:31
    the President of Hollywood.
  • 00:18:33
    (audience cheering)
  • 00:18:35
    (upbeat jazz music)
  • 00:18:46
    - Hello everybody, hello, hello everybody.
  • 00:18:50
    (audience chuckling)
  • 00:18:52
    Before I start, I just wanna say to everyone up here,
  • 00:18:56
    you're welcome.
  • 00:18:57
    (audience chuckling)
  • 00:18:58
    In no other place but Hollywood could these 10 people
  • 00:19:01
    make the kind of money they make
  • 00:19:03
    and sleep with the kind of people they sleep with.
  • 00:19:05
    (audience chuckling)
  • 00:19:06
    Seth Rogen.
  • 00:19:09
    You're welcome, you hairy Canuck.
  • 00:19:10
    (audience laughing)
  • 00:19:12
    I, Hollywood, made the world accept you.
  • 00:19:17
    I put you on a movie poster and I said, "Deal with it."
  • 00:19:21
    (audience laughing)
  • 00:19:23
    And then I put Barbra Streisand on that poster
  • 00:19:24
    and the world said, "No."
  • 00:19:27
    (audience laughing)
  • 00:19:28
    "The Guilt Trip."
  • 00:19:31
    Listen, if I wanted to watch
  • 00:19:32
    two ugly Jews weaving through traffic,
  • 00:19:35
    I'd watch Seinfeld's web series.
  • 00:19:37
    (audience laughing)
  • 00:19:44
    And Jonah, I'm assuming you're here because Seth is?
  • 00:19:47
    (audience chuckling)
  • 00:19:48
    People call me all the time and they say,
  • 00:19:50
    "Hollywood, do we really need two of these guys?"
  • 00:19:54
    (audience chuckling)
  • 00:19:56
    But I own you, Jonah, I fuckin' own you.
  • 00:20:00
    If I tried to buy you on iTunes,
  • 00:20:02
    it would say, "Are you sure you wanna purchase?
  • 00:20:04
    Because you already own this fuck."
  • 00:20:06
    (audience laughing)
  • 00:20:10
    Andy Samboygh.
  • 00:20:13
    (audience laughing)
  • 00:20:15
    The correct pronunciation.
  • 00:20:17
    (audience chuckling)
  • 00:20:18
    A-shan-boygh.
  • 00:20:20
    Looking forward to your new show "Brooklyn Nine-Nine."
  • 00:20:24
    Funny cops.
  • 00:20:28
    You're always pushing the envelope, Andy.
  • 00:20:30
    (audience laughing)
  • 00:20:35
    What's gonna happen when you run out of funny crimes
  • 00:20:37
    like graffiti and pickpockets?
  • 00:20:40
    Can't wait to see episode 10
  • 00:20:41
    when "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" has to deal with a rape.
  • 00:20:44
    (audience laughing)
  • 00:20:45
    "Uh, I dropped the rape kit! Shmorgy-dorg!"
  • 00:20:49
    (audience laughing)
  • 00:20:51
    Yeah, that's gonna be fun.
  • 00:20:55
    Aziz, you're welcome.
  • 00:20:58
    Aziz, I admire how
  • 00:20:59
    you've never taken the stereotypical Indian roles.
  • 00:21:03
    And I just wanna tell you that if you did,
  • 00:21:05
    you would make so much more money.
  • 00:21:07
    (audience laughing)
  • 00:21:09
    If you came out here right now
  • 00:21:10
    with crossed eyes playing a sitar,
  • 00:21:12
    I would fall on my ass laughing.
  • 00:21:14
    (audience laughing)
  • 00:21:17
    But still, what an actor.
  • 00:21:20
    Such phenomenal range.
  • 00:21:23
    (audience chuckling)
  • 00:21:26
    You're like the Daniel Day Lewis of only doing one thing.
  • 00:21:29
    (audience laughing)
  • 00:21:30
    (upbeat funky music)
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