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now look look I know I don't talk about
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anime on this channel a lot what I've
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made like one video on it but I think
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now is as good as a time I'll ever be
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able to do one the fall anime lineup for
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2022 has me creaming in my chair we got
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chainsaw man's debut spikes family part
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two mob psycho season 3 My Hero season
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six the bleach a thousand year blood
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work oh yeah I'm ready to sit back and
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eat ass but with all these animes coming
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out I kind of thought back to all the
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tropes to have an anime that are just
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absolutely stupid as [ __ ] are ridiculous
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things that a lot of animes include
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because it's just how it's been for some
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time now and looking back at some of
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these tropes I kind of realized how much
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I [ __ ] hate them so I kind of want to
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run through some of these anime tropes
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that just pissed me off in this video
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some of them may piss me off more than
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others but regardless I'm just gonna run
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through them and first I want to start
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out with the one I hate the most like if
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you're someone that's into this
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unsubscribe for my Channel right now you
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should be locked up in an Alcatraz
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prison have the key thrown away and stay
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there the rest of your life and I'm
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talking about none other than the
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lollies now some of you watching this
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may be like Tommy I watch anime and I
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don't even know what a lolly means and
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if that's the case good job I passed you
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on the head for being an upstanding
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citizen but let me just ruin your day
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real quick by giving you the definition
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of what I love is alali is a female and
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Anime that has a childlike appearance
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when they are actually not underage the
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key words in this definition are
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childlike here's an example from an
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anime that's known for having the best
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animation in the world seven deadly sins
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how old do you think this girl right
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here is most of you would probably guess
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without knowing her at first seven or
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eight eight or nine maybe 10 or 11 but
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that's really pushing it that girl right
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there is 1 000 years old yes you did not
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mishear me she is 1 000 years old tell
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me on what type of world where a girl
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looks like this and is 1 000 years old
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that is a child she looks like a first
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day of second grade is tomorrow morning
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there's no one in their team sit them
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down and tell them hmm okay this might
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be a little weird she clearly has the
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body of a eight-year-old even though
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she's a thousand years old so maybe we
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should think of changing it to something
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more mature get the [ __ ] off the team
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you know how he liked them you know how
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we like them looking we like them
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looking young the worst part two and
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seven deadly sins is when she ends up
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with bond in the show because bond is
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someone who is 34 years old six foot
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eleven and Shredder looks like a
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full-grown man who could play in the NBA
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full-time so how does this man end up
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with a girl who looks like she just
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learned her multiplication tables and
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when I say the photos of them together
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are scary they are like this like this
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like this and probably the worst one out
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of all of them like this is she no oh
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yeah that's definitely pregnancy
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he is a sex offender I repeat that [ __ ]
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is a sex offender lock that [ __ ]
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up and throw the key away because he's a
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sex offender there was no denying the
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fact that he is a sex offender you're
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not slick Bond the worst part about this
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whole scenario is that Technically she's
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the offender in this scenario because
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Elaine in the show herself is one
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thousand years old and he's 34 years old
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at least make it make some type of sense
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but oh it's not just in seven deadly
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sins that was one single example there
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are hundreds of animes like this where
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they use the same Troll and before the
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weirdo Discord mods come in my comment
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session talking about Tommy get your
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drawing Brother last year with the age
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of 18 why are you so worried bruh y'all
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know damn well that they're just making
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them these ages so they can pass us not
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sexualizing kids right of course the
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creators wouldn't label them as eight
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years old and put them in the most
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sexual positions ever that's a one-way
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ticket to prison I swear not even R
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Kelly was that stupid but if you're
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really trying to defend this with all
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your heart we already know how you look
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like you're probably a redditor Discord
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mod maybe you play get you an impact no
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you do not scratch that you definitely
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play against an impact not Dorito crumbs
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all over your shirt body pillow stacked
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up in the back of your room and you
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either look like this like this or like
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this I've never seen someone defend the
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point of lollies in anime without
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looking like one of those things it's
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just really [ __ ] weird that so many
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mangas to this day still do this and so
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many people will go out and either buy
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the mangas or just watch the animes do
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you not feel shame do you not feel
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disgusted anyways the next trouble I
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want to talk about I'm gonna call it a
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little something like explaining the
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ability at the stupidest time ever now
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when nearly every anime that has some
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type of power system and fights in it
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there's always a multitude of different
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characters with skills only they can use
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it's bound that they'll end up fighting
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each other eventually but what I don't
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like about these fights is when in the
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middle of the fight between two people
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one of them just stops and starts to
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explain their ability and everything
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they can do to that opponent should have
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given them a Khan Academy lesson on
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their ability and what they can do like
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I get that you need to explain the power
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and the ability to the audience so they
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understand how it works but that is not
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the best way to do it sometimes they'll
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straight up tell the opponent everything
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they're about to do them and what
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they're going to do to them and the
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opponent will still lose like bro how
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dumb are you can you imagine it's the
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same scenario happen in real life like
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imagine two countries are out of war and
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one of the countries just explains like
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where they're going to bomb and attack
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the enemy at this certain type of place
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and the enemy still loses I'm not gonna
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lie to you that'd be a different level
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of disrespect anyways the next job I
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want to move on to is from romance
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animus in general I just really [ __ ]
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hate romance animus I genuinely can't
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stand them and that's because 99 of the
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time it's always the same thing some shy
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kid who has no friends sits in the
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corner of the classroom away from
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everyone sits at their lunch table alone
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every day then ends up meeting the super
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hot girl who then Falls for it like bro
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I did the same thing in school and I
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didn't get any [ __ ] what's the
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difference between me and him and to
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this day there are a bunch of animes
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that still use the same Troll and I
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already know what people are gonna say
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but but Tommy that's not every romance
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anime you just gotta find another one to
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watch well obviously it's not actually
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every romance anime but it's always the
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ones that are trending and the most
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popular all of the time then there's
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also the thing in these animes where
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their characters themselves end up in
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the most crazy sexual positions ever in
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the show I'm talking 16 Niner reverse
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fan girl can girl anything you can
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really think of and then they'll just
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talk like friends the next episode like
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nothing happens these romance main
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characters in these animes are better
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than me is all I'm saying you wouldn't
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want a [ __ ] like me in the positions
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they were at then to top it all off the
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people who make romance animes extend
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the stories extra long for no reason how
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long does it really take to ask a girl
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out on a date if you ask a person who's
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making a romance anime he'll tell you
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about three to five years of the story
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one example of a romance anime like this
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is something called rent a girlfriend so
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many people have complained about how
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much the creator has extended the story
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itself the whole point of running a
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girlfriend is that this complete loser
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who sewed down bad downloads an app to
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find girlfriends he asks this girl that
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he really likes and the girl also likes
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him back but they never get with each
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other as usual in every romance anime
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and to top it all off in this he has
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like five other options to date and he
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never gets a single one of them like how
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do you fumble this badly my [ __ ] you
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have five [ __ ] options bro just pick
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one and move on and even one of my
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friends who started reading this told me
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he thought it was about to end five
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times when it actually didn't like
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they'll bait the hell out of them about
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to get together and then something comes
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up that completely stops them from not
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getting together randomly the manga
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itself right now is on its 254 chapter
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which is pretty much the equivalent of
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one piece for romance animes and I think
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we all know why it's going so long these
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creators like to milk the hell out of it
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for every single penny they can get
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before it ends if we're being honest
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damn near half of these romance stories
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could have ended five times faster than
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they do but hey I can't really blame the
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critters for chasing a bag I would do
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the same thing to be honest you're
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telling me all I gotta do is make it
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seem like they're about to get together
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every once in a while and right before
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they do add something stupid to stop
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them and extend the story that's free
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money at that point and the thing is
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people are really hooked on these
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stories even though they know it's never
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going to end I want to be surprised if
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rent's girlfriend is still going when
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I'm like 60 years old anyways moving on
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to the next rope is something I think a
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lot of my audience can relate to the
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fatherless main character it feels like
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in every anime especially in the older
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Shonen ones the main characters either
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born without a father figure in their
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life or their fathers just not in their
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life in general which I never really
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understood to be honest like what's up
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with every anime dad and just not being
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in their son's life it's not like the
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animes are based off Detroit or Chicago
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then I would understand the characters
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having no flaws but it's just the case
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in nearly every random anime for some
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reason and at the rare circumstances
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that the dad is actually in the
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character's life for once there's turn
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out to be the most deadly people in the
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[ __ ] world yeah I'm looking at you
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Ching yeah I'm looking at you Dio's dad
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I don't even remember your name [ __ ]
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anyways the next Trope we got I like to
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call is the useless female character I'm
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talking about that typical Shonen an
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anime [ __ ] when they set up the female
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character to be extra strong trying
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every single day to master their powers
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learn every single ability in the book
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psychoanalyze every enemy to ensure that
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their win is guaranteed and at that
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point I'm like okay I'm ready to see
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this girl whoop somebody's ass with all
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these abilities she's mastered and then
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the creators just go like all right we
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set her up to be this powerful she has
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all these abilities you know what give
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that [ __ ] a healing power real quick
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and make sure she forgets everything she
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learned wait wait wait like bro what
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happened then to top it all off when
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they do actually get in a fight they end
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up losing the fight they get in and the
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main character just swoops in to save
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the day like he's Prince Charming and I
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think we all know which character fits
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in this exact category without me really
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having to say Sakura every time Sakura
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yelled for Naruto I just wanted to push
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my monitor because the thing is we know
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soccer are strong this is the same girl
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who trained with who not in got her ass
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whooped so she could become stronger but
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of course they had to give Naruto his
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character their development so anytime
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she didn't have the upper hand in a
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fight she just yelled for him there were
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rare times where she did actually use
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her strength in the show I cannot deny
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that but I can count those amount of
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times on my fingertips now luckily
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there's good news on this it has gotten
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better in newer animes and stories like
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I know Jiu Jitsu Kazi has fire ass
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female characters that are strong as
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[ __ ] but man and all of those old Shonen
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animes and all the Animes in general it
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was always like this you could look back
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at every single old Shonen anime and I
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guarantee it's like that anyways the
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next Trope we got is when they tease
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someone's death in the anime and it just
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doesn't happen this happens so much at
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this point I really don't get surprised
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it's one in the story that pretty much
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saved someone on the brink of death
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because of plot like they'll be damn
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near a lifeless corpse every single one
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of their vital organs is destroyed they
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have no heart rate or no pulse and all
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of a sudden they get saved by some
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miraculous way which makes no sense the
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main corporate of this I would say is
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the most popular series in the world in
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general one piece now y'all know I love
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one piece it's still one of my favorite
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anime and mangas of all time but holy
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[ __ ] the amount of times one piece does
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this in the story is kind of insane an
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example of this I can remember off the
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top of my head is a character named pal
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also I want to add this but spoiler
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warning for One Piece Alabaster Arc if
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any of you guys are watching it just in
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case hell was a part of the alabaster
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Arc of one piece and towards the end of
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it there was a bomb that was going to
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explode the entire city so he decided
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instead of it doing that he was going to
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take it to the sky and just sacrifice
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his life instead of everybody dying then
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boom the bomb exploded and it looked
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like it completely obliterated him but
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guess what in the next couple of
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episodes it turns out he was alive what
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type of mofo could take a Hiroshima
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blast to the face and be alive to tell
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the story it got so bad to the point
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that fans started speculating that it
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was censored due to 9 11. yes this is a
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real story I'm not joking because 911
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happened around the time the chapter
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came out people thought Oda censored it
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because 9 11 happened but now it was
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definitely false because this happens
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about 10 other times in the story the
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next row we got an anime is that annoy
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me is fan service now fan service has
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always been a thing in anime since the
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end of time if you don't know what fan
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service is it's pretty much shots and
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Anime to make [ __ ] that are horny
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happy but there's some animes where it's
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to the point that it just ruins the plot
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like they could be in a dead ass serious
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conversation of how they're going to
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deal with something maybe defeat the
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next major threat or villain in the
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universe and some girl just comes out of
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nowhere with her milk is flying
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everywhere you know it's bad when it
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gets to the point where it annoys the
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horny mofos like me it gets me mad
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that's a hard audience to piss off and
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don't get it wrong I like my occasional
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fan service in an anime but I also
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actually like the plot itself like the
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point I'm actually watching the show for
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an example of an anime doing this all
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the time and I mean all of the time is
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fire force I can't really watch this
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[ __ ] anymore and take it serious when
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you have a character whose main ability
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is supposed to be fighting with fire but
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just beats people up by stripping nude
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you know people aren't reading it for
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the plot at that point might as well
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just make the whole story that thing
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rebranded as a hentai that'll make you
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more money in the long run now these
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next couple tropes I'm just gonna run
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through real quick and this next row I'm
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just gonna call it the clothing Trope
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AKA when the characters wear the same
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clothes for the entire show it's rare in
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some animes that they even have a single
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outfit change for some people let's see
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some examples real quick this is Naruto
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episode one and this is Naruto in
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episode 222. this is Tantra on episode
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one and this is Tundra on episode 26.
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this is Austin episode one and this is
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Austin episode 153 I know damn one of
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them clothes are musty as hell like
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Naruto if you don't take off that
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goddamn sweat no wonder any kids didn't
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want to hang out with him he probably
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smelled like ass I wouldn't either the
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next trouble we got is the power of
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friendship every single time in a Shonen
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anime where someone is about to lose a
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fight they instantly have a flashback of
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all their friends gained 10 times more
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strength than normal the villain somehow
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loosens up and they manage to beat that
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person now without saying names I think
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we know which anime Takes the Cake on
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this one the next troll we got is when
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the female character just punches the
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main male character for no reason I
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honestly don't know why this pisses me
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off maybe it just gets me mad because
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usually the main character can beat the
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living pope out of them if they want or
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maybe just maybe it awakens the inner
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Chris Brown and me either way I don't
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know but it's just gotta be a double
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standard and the last Trope I'm gonna
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end it on is the unused side character
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it's when there's a side character that
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has so much potential sometimes it's
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damn near better than what the main
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character's power is like I really be
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watching them use their abilities and
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I'm like damn yeah there's no way this
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[ __ ] is competing with this but then
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they end up just getting thrown to the
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side and are never used again I'm just
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here like they really could have solved
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the problem way easier if they use this
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person's ability but nope they gotta
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give the main characters time to shine
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so yeah that's the conclusion of robes I
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just found really annoying in anime
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they're probably way more but this is
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just a little couple I could think off
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the top of my head maybe I can make a
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part two in the future but I don't know
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anyways you already know what to do
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follow my Instagram Twitter and Tick
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Tock if you're not already as always I
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love you guys consensually and until
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next time I'm out
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