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my
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kidneys I firmly believe that by the end
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of this video I will no longer have my
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kidneys because the game you're looking
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at right now is not Battlefield 2042
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this is Battlefield 2042 this is a
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free-to-play game and I started playing
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it because I thought it was a Blackhawk
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Down game the whole mck am I stupid was
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that crazy of me to assume based off of
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this steam page because I can see that
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the title is Delta Force and I thought
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that that name sounded familiar but it
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took me until loading into multiplayer
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to realize oh my God this is the Kmart
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Battlefield 2042 I'm starting to think
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this isn't Mogadishu I recognize this
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game instantly because it has been all
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over my YouTube homepage recently and
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every single video I've seen of it has
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been sponsored thanks to Delta Force for
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sponsoring the video thanks to Delta
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Force for sponsoring this video thank
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you to Delta Force for sponsoring this
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video I had no idea that was the game I
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was downloading so this video is not
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sponsored I can say whatever I
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want penis and I genuinely have to ask
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of all the battlefields you could choose
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to copy you chose Battlefield 2042 my
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arrow knows
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everything what what does that even mean
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for multiplayer but the campaign is set
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in 1993 for Blackhawk Down and then also
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tarov cuz why not Art Is Dead we killed
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it nothing can save us at this point oh
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and did I mention that this is a mobile
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game
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too and the worst part of it is it's
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actually good it's a good game it
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doesn't feel like a mobile game it feels
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like Battlefield that's a lot of them
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holy cow what did I just do what was
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that what does that do for me at least
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the multiplayer does because again there
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are three completely different games
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within this one game I just started with
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Battlefield or as this game calls
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it it's been 4 years since I've played
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any Battlefield game I didn't realize
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that going into this so even though I
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was repulsed by the concept of this game
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I was willing to give it a chance out of
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sheer desperation and man I really do
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miss Battlefield
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whoa nice all right cool I'm going to
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take this thing to a good sniping spot
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oh someone else had the same idea okay
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whoopsies
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whoopsies you coming you coming you
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going to be
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B I've missed Battlefield so much oh
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another one another
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one it's so nice it's so nice to be back
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in not Battlefield the vehicles the huge
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Maps the graphics it's all so genuinely
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good in this game and that's part of
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what makes me so angry I don't know
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who's got the better name Baja Blastoise
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or o we got hit with a cruise missile
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hey maybe we should um get out I don't
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know what are we doing all I'm going to
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get out get out now yep all right thank
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you what was that is that
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our okay hey honestly this game would be
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a slam dunk if it weren't for the fact
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that the battlefield they
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took
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inspiration from is 2042 and I'll say
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the same thing now that I said 4 years
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ago when I made my video about 2042
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operators suck someone's about to get
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shafted excuse me this isn't OverWatch
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this isn't Siege those are the only
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games where operators make sense and are
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fun riot shield guy riot shield guy yes
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I'm sticking behind this dude yeah in a
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game like Battlefield or Call of Duty I
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just want my team to look like soldiers
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not Marvel Superheroes why are Dr
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Octopus and Hawkeye shooting each other
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with AK-47s oh I see you I
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see oh wa what what
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what they can do that and everyone ends
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up picking the same characters so the
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match looks like the Clone Wars I just
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don't get the appeal and what's really
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mind-numbing is if you go to the story
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mode none of those problems exist
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because the story mode is visibility of
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the target area is you're on your own to
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find the landing S I sure hope this
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Blackhawk doesn't go
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down so apparently the original game was
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Delta Force Blackhawk Down why they made
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this Delta Force only Blackhawk Down for
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the story mode is an answer only the
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almighty above knows and by Almighty
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above I mean China but I like it I
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really do like
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it nice duck it looks great the weapons
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are awesome the intro is the most hell
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yeah coded thing I've seen from a
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shooter campaign in forever yeah my
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kidneys are paying for this cut scene
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for sure I would rather this be the
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entire game to be honest but it's not
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it's just a fun PVE story mode that you
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can play in Co-op the rest of this game
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is either Battlefield 2042 or
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tarov is that a
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rat why do I hear a rat over here
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it's only specifically over
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here where am I
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hearing
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what wow I got the JBL
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speakers and it's fine it's all very
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good and beautiful and fine it's just if
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this game had even a sing single pubic
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hair of originality it could be
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incredible rather than just fine oh oh
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my Uber's here no what I want to know is
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how is it financially possible for this
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to be a free-to-play game they have
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cosmetic microtransactions sure but does
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that really make enough money to pay for
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games that look like this now wow out
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who is paying for this oh my God the
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only thing they took from me was my
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email address they make you enter one in
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before playing but other than that
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completely free I'm certain this game is
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going to knock me out and steal my
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kidneys if you happen to be watching
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this video on a Tuesday Thursday or
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Saturday and I'm not currently live
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streaming proof that I am conscious and
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healthy it means they got to
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me but man I kind of feel bad for
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Battlefield the three best franchises in
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all of gaming used to be Call of Duty
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Battlefield and Halo and the only
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franchise out of those three bold enough
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to actually take a step back and focus
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on what want appears to be Battlefield
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and in the time that they're gone they
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have someone else just re-release 2042 I
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don't know I really really cannot wait
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for an actual new Battlefield to come
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out that is what this game has shown me
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here we go
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Baby Stay Together team oh what a shot
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but as of right now I'm going to stop
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talking while I still have my kidneys
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thank you for wasting time with me today
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I hope I gave you a solid giggle on the
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toilet that's all I'm good for in this
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world good job
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team great OverWatch I'm going to get in
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there and uh be borderline useless I
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hope something good happens to you today
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whoever you are if you return here later
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and give me the privilege of your time
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again in the future then I will see you
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next on the Oregon donor list with these
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guys because clearly they also sold
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their kidneys to pay for this it's a
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hobit
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AR silent tornado pass Str want to
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secret
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alar mobile brick and I need a third
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season for
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Extraordinary is this a reference I
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should get what is stop it get some help
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goodbye given how peaceful and Serene
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the ambient noise is right now uh would
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you be surprised if I told you that
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there is about 600,000 gallons of water
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just flowing
