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in this video I'm going to teach you
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everything there is to know about men
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it's important first that we're speaking
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the same language so let's start off by
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defining what is a man the most clear
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definition of man is the singular
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version of men now that we've got that
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out of the way let's move on to the
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different taxonomical subclassifications
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of men up first we have
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guys guys can be used to describe any
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man that you're familiar with but don't
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particularly know for example every
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Sunday I take my trash out and wave at
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the man across the street he's
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introduced himself and his entire family
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to me but I couldn't point him out of a
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lineup or remember his name i could
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guess that he's probably not a serial
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killer but I can't be sure this is what
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we call a guy which is different than a
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dude dudes can be used to reference any
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and all living things including men
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women and children it can also be used
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as a substitute for the following words
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and phrases depending on the
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pronunciation which the same can be said
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about the word
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bro this is the only word with many
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rules because the label actually means
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something a bro is a guy who's become a
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friend and through repeated effort has
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transcended through the level of a dude
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to eventually be called your bro for
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example you're talking to a hot girl at
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the bar but her friend comes to ruin a
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good time a bro would sacrifice himself
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to distract the friend also known as a
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grenade by any means necessary to allow
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you to take home this girl most non-men
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believe the word bro to just be
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shorthand for the word brother and while
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that's technically true those two things
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are completely different the reason
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being the label bro is the most sacred
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thing a man can be given which means it
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has strict rules number one the title of
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bro must be earned number two the title
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only lasts for 12 months of consistent
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bro number three the title of bro cannot
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be self assigned a guy will never call
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his brother bro unless he's done bro
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worthy things most girls wouldn't call
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anyone bro unless they're doing one of
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two things one they're friend-zoning you
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two attempting to launch an acting
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career on Only Fans a bro of a bro can
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vouch for another bro which is
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considered the ultimate stamp of
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approval and more precious than the
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Medal of Honor but there is of course a
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problem collegeage guys have been
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diluting the term bro by interchangeably
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using it when they mean to say frat bro
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which of course is defined as some guy
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who's recently discovered going to the
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gym his love for Natty Light and Joe
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Rogan it's important to note frat bros
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can be bros by inviting you to their
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house parties and letting you name drop
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them when you're asked at the door who
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do you know here now that we've covered
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dudes guys and bros let's go on to boys
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there are two generally recognized
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definitions for the use of boys number
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one the guys you drink with aka the boys
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guys you sort of know but wouldn't
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invite to hang out with one-on-one and
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number two the main point of controversy
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for Catholic priests now that you have a
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scientific understanding of the
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classifications of men we need to
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compare this to how they're seen in
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Western society this is much simpler as
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the world believes that men only exist
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on a single spectrum on one end we have
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the elite gigachads you'll know when you
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see them because they're exceptionally
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good-looking and are also rich these men
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have so much wealth that the laws of
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society don't affect them even when
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paired with the most extreme feminists
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they'll convince you that staying at
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home is actually female empowerment on
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the opposite end of the spectrum we have
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what are known as the deadbeats these
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are men who are single-handedly
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producing more fatherless kids than they
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have dollars to their name their
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kryptonite includes things like
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accountability
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responsibilities and spending money and
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time on anyone but themselves without a
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court order these two extremes just make
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up a small fraction of the total men
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according to society while the rest of
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the section in the middle includes types
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of men such as feminists liberals
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conservatives the average Joe and most
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of you watching this video society has
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collectively labeled this group as part
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of the patriarchy this of course does
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not apply to the extremes because giga
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chatads are too wealthy and handsome to
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care and deadbeats don't know how to
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read now let's move through some
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rapidfire sections that are universally
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true about men number one what do men
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believe the answer is whatever ends the
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conversation the fastest number two how
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do you know if a guy likes you there is
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a very simple test for this first ask
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yourself what would it take for you to
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touch his wiener if you actually
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contemplated the answer to this rather
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than saying "I would never," then he
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will like you number three what to gift
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a guy if you have a special guy in your
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life whether he's a friend a bro or a
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romantic partner you've probably Googled
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this question and learned that you only
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get sponsored ads for the next 6 months
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the actual answer will require trivial
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detective work but for this I always
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recommend gifting a guy an outfit that
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consists of basics this works because
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guys don't buy clothes until they're on
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the verge of collapse a simple shirt
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like a short or long sleeve Henley will
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show him that there are more things to
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life than expensive thrift store shirts
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this goes well into the next question
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how do you compliment a guy it's very
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easy to boost the confidence of a guy by
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giving him a compliment the easiest way
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is to just do it because by age 30 most
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guys can count the compliments they've
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received in their life on one hand when
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done correctly this moment will be
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replayed in his head for the next 60
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years of his life or death whichever
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comes first when done incorrectly this
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moment will be replayed on TV for the
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next 6 months until his court hearing or
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death whichever comes first number five
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what do men like i know this is a
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rapidfire section but this is a very
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loaded question and will take
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approximately 45 minutes for you to
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understand so you should probably get
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comfortable well I guess that's really
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it was it good for you now that we've
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covered the basics let's understand
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intergal linguistics research has shown
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that when guys communicate they start
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conversations by speaking in
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hypothetical actions or scenarios that
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involve them doing something in order to
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produce the series of events that would
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create this scenario before they
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mutually acknowledge each other's
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hypothetical either verbally or by
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continuing the scenario that was a lot
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of information so let's use an example
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dude wouldn't it be cool if we opened a
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bar and threw crazy parties this is
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considered the hypothetical state and
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scenario with clear actions that produce
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an outcome there are a few ways another
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guy can respond to this one mutually
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acknowledge the scenario aka that would
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be sick or two continuing the
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hypothetical state and scenario we could
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go all out for holidays like St patty's
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Day and Fourth of July this form of
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hypothetical communication is a contrast
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to times when guys communicate with
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others however these are just a test to
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see if they'd still love you how to
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argue with guys it's important to note
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that when you disagree with a guy and
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want to let him know you should set your
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expectations very low it's unlikely
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you're going to change his mind to agree
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with you because that would imply that
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he was listening in the first place so
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it's really a moot point but if you
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choose to take on the impossible task
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here's what you need to be ready number
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one facts number two a basic
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understanding of the 16 logical
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fallacies if you can call out when he
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uses one of these while finding a way to
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reference Jordan Peterson then
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congratulations you've succeeded if you
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fail to prepare for this battle of wits
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and find yourself on the ropes you can
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likely end with a draw by one of two
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things number one a good joke for this
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you need a basic understanding of joke
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structure and then to realize you're not
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funny if this fails you can use the
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escape rope that can get you out of just
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about any situation i hope you enjoyed
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this video that explained everything you
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need to know about men if you found this
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tutorial helpful please share it with
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someone you think will
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enjoy heat
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