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this is Kirsten now you might recognize
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her as a cameraman from our previous
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videos but outside of that she's a
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pretty normal girl with a normal life
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right she she likes painting she likes
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her pet bunny uh she likes music just an
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allround normal
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girl I'm so nervous but if you ask the
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Indonesian government they think she's
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something completely
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different the shooter was an armed
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criminal with a bow and arrows one
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soldier was wounded in the
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incident now if you want to understand
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how we managed to convince an entire
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country that our our friend Kirsten was
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a terrorist U you got to know you got to
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know a bit about the history of
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Indonesia or like the history of West
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Papa specifically so um I don't know if
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I if I give you like three minutes um
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then you just you go on Google and just
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type in in Google type in uh West Papa
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and then just read like all of it and
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then and um and yeah then I'll tell the
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rest of the story once you know what's
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going on
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so actually you know what this is boring
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um I don't know what you got up to but
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I'll just I I'll do it from the start um
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and I'll just explain it so Pap is a bit
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of a mystery for the world right it's
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the last place on Earth to be reached by
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the Europeans and it still has hundreds
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of uncontacted tribes to this day but
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Pap was 4,000 years stin of self-love
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and Me time was interrupted in the 17th
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century when the Dutch arrived and did
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what Europeans do whenever they meet new
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people they immediately started
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measuring their heads and lecturing them
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about some guy they were obsessed with
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called Jesus now eventually the pns
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managed to get the Dutch to chill out by
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agreeing that you know they also loved
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Jesus now but things somehow got even
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worse after that like the Dutch started
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building these you know really
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impressive death camps and introduced
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the population to the operational
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efficiency and great profit margins of
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slave labor this colonial project spread
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across all these islands from Papa to
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Indonesia known as the Dutch East Indies
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one of the most profitable colonies
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Europe ever created but unfortunately
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after about 300 years of you know
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brilliant Dutch entrepreneurship the IND
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iians finally rose up and after 29 years
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of brutal fighting they kicked the Dutch
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out and declared independence which you
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know good on you I mean you got the
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slavery and the the death camps which is
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not good but I think the worst thing the
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Dutch ever did was you know pretend that
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they had their own language when it's
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essentially identical to someone just
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typing in English but you know you
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occasionally jiggle the keyboard
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seriously this is how they write the
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phrase we have a serious problem it's
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the dumbest language in the world
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unfortunately the job of kicking out the
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Dutch was never fully compl completed
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they liberated 13,000 islands of the
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Dutch East Indies and United 1,300
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ethnic groups under the United States of
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Indonesia but the island of Papa was
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still under European colonial rule and
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it was Indonesia's mission to you know
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finish the job and finally liberate Papa
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from the Dutch um the only issue is that
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this is the guy who liberated Indonesia
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suano and you can probably tell by how
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hot he is that he was a socialist which
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means the US had to destroy him now at
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one point this this is not a joke uh the
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CIA tried to get rid of Sak with the
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power of pornography now like I I know
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it sounds insane but it kind of just
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keeps getting even dumber like I feel
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like a psychopath even telling you about
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it but the CIA hired Bing Crosby the guy
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who sang White Christmas the most
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popular singer in the world of the time
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which firstly it's insane they managed
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to flip such a giant celebrity and turn
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him into a full-on CIA asset but maybe
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it's even more insane that they picked
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him for this Indonesian spy job in the
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first place cuz like what relationship
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does he have to Indonesia it's just I
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mean it was the ' 50s so I assume that
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CIA was you know too racist to work with
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an actual Asian person so they just
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assumed because his name was Bing he'd
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have a unique insight into Asian culture
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anyway Bing produced an adult film
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called happy days so they they found a
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Mexican porn star and put a latex mask
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on him to make him look like the
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president of Indonesia and they recorded
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him having sex so this was a plan right
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the CIA has this film and then they
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release it claiming that you know the
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KGB did it and they secretly recorded
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him you know having sex on his many
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trips to the Soviet Union and look I
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mean Indonesia the Muslim country right
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and if the CIA released this the idea is
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that they get a two for one deal they
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turn the people of Indonesia against
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their leader and they strain the
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friendly relationship between Indonesia
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and the Soviets but when sakano found
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out about the film he was really excited
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right like he he wanted copies for
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himself he wanted to broadcast a to of
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Indonesia cuz he wanted the country to
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see that you know he [ __ ] Like a Porn
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Star the scheme didn't work but you know
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if you think about it for a second it
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was kind of predictable right a guy who
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dresses this good is obviously a sex
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machine you there's no way you could
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ever embarrass him but luckily for the
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CIA they moved on to a much less sexy
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plan they coordinated and funded the
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Indonesian military to pull off what's
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been dubbed the Indonesian Holocaust
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essentially the Army rampaged through
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the country rounding up torturing and
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murdering every single communist
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feminist and trade unionist they
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liquidated a million unarmed civilians
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and overnight Indonesia flipped from a
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socialist country to a right-wing
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military dictatorship it's one of the
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most successful CIA operations in world
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history and and it was a pivotal point
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that aside of the fate of the Cold War
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they took the Third third biggest
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socialist country in the world just
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killed all the Socialists and swapped
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Sano with a pro Western
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Sahar I mean like the the names are the
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same but they're completely different
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people right in the same way that Mary
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Kate is like the rebellious tomboy and
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Ashley's the girly girl Sano was the the
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good guy and he's and he's hot and then
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suado is just this real piece of [ __ ]
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just like a western backed military
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dictatorship guy who like ran the
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country for the next 30 Years now
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Indonesia never fully recovered from
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from su's system you know he left power
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after embezzling $35 billion and for a
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little while it looked like the people
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of Indonesia would be able to overcome
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the military dictatorship but
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unfortunately now the country is run by
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another General who is also
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coincidentally su's son-in-law but
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anyway back to Papa with Indonesia in
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the hands of the US suddenly the
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Americans had no problem with Indonesia
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taking over Papa and kicking out the
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Dutch in fact you're currently watching
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a video of Nixon visiting Papa in 1969
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to cheer on the Indonesians as they
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Annex it but what the US actually gain
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from just doing all these horrific
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things they got the same thing that the
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Dutch got from doing it you see papa is
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incredibly rich in natural resources and
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su's first order of business was to
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grant us companies like free Port
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exclusive rights to take it all so soon
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enough places like grasberg start
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popping up which is the biggest copper
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and gold mine in the world a hole in the
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earth that's so big that astronauts on
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the International Space Station look at
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it and say wow that's a really big hole
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on the earth and those holes are going
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places there's so much untapped stuff in
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Papa but you know inconveniently there's
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also a bunch of papn trying to live
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their lives on on top of it and the
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other problem for Western corporations
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is that you know no matter how much
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brutality the Indonesian military
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dictatorship dishes out the poins have
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continued resisting for the past 60
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years and it turns out they're really
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good at fighting in the
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jungle now look I I know it's really
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cheesy and even even dehumanizing to
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like compare these people's struggle to
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a Hollywood movie like James Cameron's
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Avatar but it it's exactly the same as
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Avatar like it's it is Avatar you got
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thousands of uncontacted tribes and
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their first contact with the outside
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world isn't even a person it's an
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unmanned drone dropping bombs and
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poisonous chemicals all for the purpose
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of wiping them out so they can mine that
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land's untapped resources all the while
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the heroes of the story are defending
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their homes with bows and arrows and
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this is where Kiron comes into the story
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they heard about a particular massacre
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in Papa last year where Indonesian
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drones drop bombs and chemical weapons
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on a village in the middle of the Jungle
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now look I know what you're going to say
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you're going to say so what right
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Indonesia's been doing these massacres
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for the past 60 years what's a big deal
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right and I would say to that that this
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massacre is different because um I'm
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going to explain it using Jeffrey the
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boy boy
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bird it's [ __ ] cool bird isn't it um
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so he's going to explain to he's going
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to explain to you this [ __ ] hurts
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it's not that sharp stop complaining I
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we just don't need we don't need a bird
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it's just it's stupid G have use no no
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okay um so the massacre was just
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different right you see the refuges in
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this recent Massacre managed to escape
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they hiked across the mountains for a
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week to get across the border to Papa
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New Guinea and they brought with them
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fragments of the bombs that were dropped
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on them they wanted to bring proof so
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International media could finally start
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reporting on the secret extermination
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going on deep in the jungle but
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obviously no one cared right and as if
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the horrors that these people had to go
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through wasn't enough these refugees had
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to make one of the most crushing
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decisions of their lives they had to do
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a collab with YouTubers I'm here to
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figure out who dropped the bomb who made
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the bomb and why it was used on
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civilians and I'm kind of screwing up
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this intro because um because I'm
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holding a bomb and I'm terrified kson
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and Christo went and treed Through the
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Jungle to document this evidence and
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bring it back to a friend in Australia
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who could conduct forensic testing now
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it's hard enough to get to a secret war
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zone you know completely cut off from
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the outside world but doing it as a
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journalist is extra hard cuz Indonesia
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won't let journalists into West Papa and
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you know they have a track record of
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killing the ones that do manage to get
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in so Kon and Christo decide to get in
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through the back door through Papa new
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guini which also doesn't let journalists
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in but their story is a little bit
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different Papa new guini is the other
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half of the island of Papa and unlike
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the Dutch half papini was first a
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British colony and then it was handed
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down to Australia and became an
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Australian colony which is so cocked
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like like it's [ __ ] being an Australian
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cuz we have to deal with the fact that
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you know a quarter of our flag is
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someone else flag I just what are the
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paps meant to do right they they're
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getting [ __ ] but they didn't have to
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worry about this for too long because
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apparently Pap you get declared
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independence in the' 70s but
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mysteriously the Australian federal
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police still operate hundreds of bases
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across the country and their government
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is made up of the weirdest looking poorn
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I've ever seen but that brings me to the
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main point right Indonesia hasn't
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invaded you know the other side of the
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island because they're both on the same
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team Australia is part of the Dream Team
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along with the US and Britain that
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created Indonesia's military
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dictatorship in the' 60s and we fund and
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trained the Indonesian military to this
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day while our companies are digging up
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the island on both sides of the Border
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anyway now getting these bomb fragments
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out of the country wasn't going to be
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easy because you know Australia controls
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who comes in and out of Papa Guinea we
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were arrested in PNG on the way back
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yeah twice twice did you know that twice
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what was the what happened we we we got
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should we you guys are so giggly for
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[ __ ] being arrested you're like yeah
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we flew back from the mountains and we
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landed and we're like it was the best we
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were like oh we've got the story we're
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like we didn't
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die that is nice got the footage too
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even more importantly but then we come
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out and these guys they go they go um
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crysto Kiren stressing cuz we why do
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they know our names and so we try and
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like walk out of the airport we're like
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no we're going
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to must be the other two white people in
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West 20 m next door is the airport we
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need to go to to fly back to msby to get
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out and so I'm trying to walk there but
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they shut the gates on us and they're
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going no no no wait you're so close to
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to being back home me away what what was
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I saying I was being a real Karen like
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I've got a job if I don't get back yeah
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I'm going to lose my job you came up
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with a way better excuse than mine like
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I've got a job to do this guy doesn't
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have a job what was yours oh I had
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malaria malaria so it was like if I get
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sick here you know and notat breed you
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know it's going to be a bigger pain in
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the ass than just letting us go and then
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they go we'll drive you to the airport
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I'm go what do you what do you mean the
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airport is like I'm not exaggerating
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it's 20 M it's there like it's it's not
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a it's a it's about five stabs don't get
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in the car they're like no no just get
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in that police truck load your bags in
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yeah so we had no choice we have to get
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in the van and then and zoom
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straight the airport on the way there
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they um the police car stopped and they
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got out like beat up some bus driver bu
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driver pull bus driver pulled out in
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front some Road R and they just punched
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him in the face what the [ __ ] if I saw
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that I'd be like oh [ __ ] what are they
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going to do to me I mean yeah I was
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[ __ ] myself like then they took us
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to the police station I was just being
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really annoying like I got to get to the
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airport my flights in a second first was
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much smarter and actually giving him a
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good
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reason and then at one point they go can
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we search your bags and I go we're like
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[ __ ] CU we bom fragments saying the
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whole time we were just there for bird
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watching yeah yeah not that any of this
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is like illegal or like you're not
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allowed to do it it's completely fine
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but it's just not a great look when
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you've got a 40 mm grenade
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cartridge so it turns out Kirsten's
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malaria performance was so believable
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they ended up letting them on their
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flight to port morby and then they were
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just one plane ride away from home
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needless to say they felt pretty good at
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this point so we managed to race through
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and we checked our bags in and and
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then like laughing right we done it how
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do we do it and then we they look at our
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passports and they're like okay you have
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to come with us like they took us
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downstairs to the interrogation room 40
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minutes an hour about to leave keep like
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being really annoying like can we have
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our like interrogation now like we've
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got to go and they're going no you're
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not going to make the plan and just like
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like [ __ ] it like we were almost
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there they're like you went to a really
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strange place at the border when when
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you were there did you um see any um OPM
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and Ken goes OPM like OPM the
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drug you're really good at this they're
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like you're the journalist right I
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go what and and and then they pull up
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YouTube and they pull up his previous
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video you made that video what what
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video my God and then they have my last
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video on Papa there oh I got that a Pap
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I thought it would be like k reviews
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all and then I went oh that one yeah
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this time just tourism now it was
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looking like they were going to be
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locked up in papini for a very long time
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but lucky for them the cops couldn't
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find the missile fragments they had in
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their luggage because we'd already
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checked Dage in which was big [ __ ]
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because it's just like a string of like
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coincidences they got you out of there
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it's so ridiculous now the craziest
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thing about all this isn't the fact that
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you know they got arrested twice it's
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it's the fact that arresting them was
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the most any government's ever done
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about these massacres no one has tried
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to help these people no one even
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acknowledges it happened like that the
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most resources the government ever put
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into this was sending police to harass
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anyone who tries to report on it but we
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found out not all the media was silent
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like there was some news about this
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right like about a month after they got
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back to Australia somehow a picture of
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Kon visiting the papin came out on
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Indonesian media and she became an
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overnight
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sensation
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a what's in the hand cirs
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out of nowhere there emerged hundreds of
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news articles and videos claiming that
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Kiren was a terrorist and they all
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revolved around this one photo of
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Kirsten shaking hands with some pns what
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am I giving to her only you
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know the nuclear nuclear codes watch
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out what what was in your hand I think
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we're just shaking
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hands how many of these are there
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there's so many pictures of you
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Indonesian media now having photos of
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yourself all over the news is one thing
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but there was some serious allegations
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here like they claimed that Kirsten
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personally killed like Indonesian
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government officials while she was there
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saying who they say they killed no it
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was I think it was government officials
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there um you don't even know who you
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killed yeah just you know you're that
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deep don't care just the agent a chaos
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member of the armed criminal group
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whoever
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honestly you have haven't seen this
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before have you no how does it feel
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being a
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terrorist feels kind of scary I don't
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know what I'm capable of now there's
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something really odd about these
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articles right they they seem strangely
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coordinated right they came from all
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over the place but they pretty much
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copied each other of the batim although
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While most of them only insinuated that
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the death of Indonesian soldiers was
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linked to kon's arrival some of them
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straight up said that she shot them
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personally but when you look it up you
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realize it's not that coincidental
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Indonesia's milit has been exposed
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running bot Farms spreading
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misinformation about Papa and this is
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nothing new right a lot of countries do
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this but it it's just baffling that such
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a coordinated disinformation campaign
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was directed at Kirsten which got me
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thinking right we're we're in a pretty
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funny situation here right Indonesia and
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their Western backers you know don't
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want anyone talking about what they're
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doing in Papa but at the same time like
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domestically the Indonesian media goes
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crazy like their bot Farms go wild
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whenever a foreigner takes interest in
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it so we thought maybe we could use
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Indonesian sensationalist media against
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them right if we can turn K into like a
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world famous terrorist like Bin Laden or
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or Tony Blair then maybe we can get some
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more International attention on Papa so
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we got to work but this time we created
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a spectacle for the Indonesia media on
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purpose you know while trying really
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hard to not actually get curs in trouble
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for you know actual terrorism because
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that that wouldn't be very nice so we
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like think of something like that
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insinuates being a terrorist but like
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isn't is like obviously completely
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benign so if we like go to like pain
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and get a photo of you there and see if
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it'll catch laser tag yeah would they
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think they know what like Hightech
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military equipment is though we can't
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like have you a laser tag and like
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concentrated energy weapons or something
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well an empty hand was good enough for
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story true like this you should be
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shaking with two hands two
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hands if the handshake was enough maybe
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we could just be doing
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nothing be playing
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chairs we could do laughing like
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Renaissance fair
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like medieval weapons archery would work
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cuz they they don't like they're not
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they're not fans of um you know the bows
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and arrows that the tpn use I mean
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archery would be cool and then what we
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do we' like put it out there being like
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yeah are you training them surely they
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know how to do Ary like what's the
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insation are you
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like
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providing hour they can make completely
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F they're training me I don't know
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that's what that's what quite like um
00:19:00
that's also what's really funny about it
00:19:01
is like oh yeah they they need our
00:19:04
help I'm going to teach them a thing or
00:19:06
two from being our extensive experience
00:19:09
their early 20s West to teach po how to
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do how to do archery going to teach them
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how to um go to
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gigs what else do a coffee yeah we could
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just go do archery I want to do archery
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anyway we just we just do that
00:19:27
atery excuse too yeah let's go and if
00:19:30
the video doesn't work out we did after
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how are you
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feeling um I'm feeling very
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uncoordinated what's this thing for I
00:19:41
don't know he just started handing me
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things coffee in my head I feel like
00:19:46
it's meant to match a part of our body
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but I can't work out what that is
00:19:49
there's a hole really it looks like a
00:19:52
penis protector like for one slightly
00:19:54
bigger ball than the other doing a scary
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terrorist photo shoot of Cur was than we
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thought you know the bow wasn't really
00:20:04
cooperating you
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think
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no it's not looking
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good um cut
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that that's all right that's all right
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the target targets can move in the in a
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real fight you know Target is subjective
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yeah now I knew that making curs look
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scary was going to be hard but got even
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more complicated when the instructor
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revoked her bow and arrow privileges let
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go
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that so what I want you to do put the
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knot in there when you grab this put it
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here you can't be trusted with a bow
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they put you they put you on the rubber
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band no no no
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no you me my God I feel like I couldn't
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be worth it hey careful with that rubber
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band don't pointed at
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me I out of nowhere like a Taliban
00:21:00
Sleeper Cell she started doing
00:21:03
this holy [ __ ] what is going on oh my
00:21:07
God you are actually cracked at aring
00:21:10
she is the terrorist that's why they
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that's why they this is all real so she
00:21:15
ended up getting dressed up and you know
00:21:16
we did our militant photo shoot and I
00:21:19
don't know I guess you could say it was
00:21:20
a successful day in the sense that you
00:21:22
know we got some tax deductible archery
00:21:24
lessons and we took a couple of photos
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but in terms of this actual video
00:21:29
I just kind of felt like we're wasting
00:21:30
our time like there's in no world with
00:21:31
the Indonesian government you know see
00:21:33
these photos and be like oh yeah Kirsten
00:21:35
is an international terrorist or like a
00:21:37
mercenary but we've come this far the
00:21:40
least I could do is make sure the photos
00:21:41
get into the hands of the Indonesian
00:21:43
government so I looked it up and it
00:21:45
turns out they live here okay so we got
00:21:47
the dossier here I've compiled an
00:21:50
extensive list of sources about um Kiren
00:21:53
being a super soldier
00:21:55
mercenary um they're all kind of the
00:21:58
same fol
00:21:59
but um it's a lot of interesting news
00:22:02
here and then you got the the Glamour
00:22:04
Shots the actual like real deal badass
00:22:07
terrorist photo shoot what do you reckon
00:22:10
this looks pretty serious right not me
00:22:14
yeah I'm terrified yeah scared of her I
00:22:17
think that aim I mean those arrows are
00:22:20
going kilometers at a time I feel like I
00:22:24
probably should have patted it with more
00:22:25
paper it's like this doesn't
00:22:29
this doesn't scream like top secret
00:22:31
documents there's like four pages of
00:22:34
just like screenshots from the news what
00:22:37
secret training camp uncovered oh yeah
00:22:40
should I put on my sunnes does that look
00:22:41
more like undercover like you a secret
00:22:44
dossier kind of guy you look like or is
00:22:47
this more like reliable I mean I'm just
00:22:50
really having trouble picturing the type
00:22:52
of person that's snitching about a
00:22:54
training camp in
00:22:55
marra I think the stud is there yeah
00:22:58
theud
00:22:59
yeah this is sick [ __ ] I feel cool hi
00:23:03
there how are you um I've got some um
00:23:06
documents that I think the Indonesian
00:23:07
government might be interested in it's
00:23:09
about these mercenaries that snuck into
00:23:12
West Papa she's actually like a bow and
00:23:15
arrow expert so they they train um
00:23:18
really close to here it's down at lean
00:23:20
Park they've been training archery to go
00:23:24
infiltrate West Papa you can talk to
00:23:28
in there number four left
00:23:31
okay oh perfect thanks so much oh thank
00:23:35
you now look we're trying to get our
00:23:38
friend classified as a terrorist which
00:23:40
is you know dodgy enough so the last
00:23:41
thing we want to do is get done for the
00:23:43
crime of you know secretly filming
00:23:44
inside a foreign consulate so there's no
00:23:47
footage from inside the building but it
00:23:48
was awful in there I mean like the place
00:23:51
was nice it was lovely and people were
00:23:52
really nice to me but I just felt like a
00:23:54
psycho right like I just seem like a
00:23:56
really unwell person who just like
00:23:58
strolled in in his pajamas and is just
00:24:00
like ranting about this conspiracy
00:24:01
theory and they they're kind of confused
00:24:03
like they didn't know what to do with me
00:24:04
so they just kind of what they ended up
00:24:05
doing was they just kept escalating it
00:24:08
right they'd be like oh I don't know
00:24:09
what to do he here's my manager and it's
00:24:11
like oh here's my manager's manager and
00:24:12
it just kept going up until it reach
00:24:14
like the Consular staff like the actual
00:24:16
political people and then like the only
00:24:18
way they got me to shut up was by you
00:24:20
know agreeing with me and being like
00:24:22
okay we'll we'll get we promise we'll
00:24:25
we'll the president will see these
00:24:26
documents and then I
00:24:29
well it's out of my hands now now it's
00:24:33
up to the
00:24:34
president now it seemed pretty obvious
00:24:37
by my reception at the consulate that
00:24:38
everyone thought I was insane like
00:24:40
there's there's no way that anyone would
00:24:42
be looking at these photos and be like
00:24:44
Oh yeah this is serious this is a
00:24:45
terrorist I'm going to take this
00:24:48
seriously what do they say mystery of
00:24:51
the Australian Caucasian girl girl who
00:24:53
dared to enter the papa for PN Forest
00:24:56
[Laughter]
00:24:59
brother's Grim fairy tale that's why you
00:25:02
never enter the popwood forest why you
00:25:05
have to be a good girl and stay with
00:25:12
Grandma
00:25:14
see oh my God how do they not like real
00:25:19
a joke like is the stupidest SP the news
00:25:23
stories just kept coming and coming that
00:25:25
they were making them faster than we
00:25:26
could watch them
00:25:30
how does that I don't understand how
00:25:33
those two pictures follow each other it
00:25:35
goes from these guys with [ __ ]
00:25:37
automatic weapons there's a picture of
00:25:39
you crouching in a tree look at how many
00:25:41
look we got that one the behind the tree
00:25:45
the artistic angle everything we got
00:25:47
every photo and they've like flipped
00:25:49
them around everyone has like a
00:25:51
different preference for how they want
00:25:53
you shooting your bow and arrow just
00:25:55
like these two just just flip them yep
00:25:57
we now we have two articles now I
00:25:59
thought the previous articles used some
00:26:00
pretty colorful language but these new
00:26:02
articles blew them out of the water OPM
00:26:04
inserts two Caucasians into kkb Pap
00:26:07
headquarters we were inserted inserted
00:26:11
Caucasians which we kind of have done
00:26:14
two Australian foreigners infiltrate
00:26:16
Papo spread the charm of opm's Promise
00:26:18
of Independence spread the charm you
00:26:21
guys feel like you're CH you Charmed
00:26:22
your way into West Papa that's right we
00:26:24
had a little half time good day sir but
00:26:28
amidst all the charm and the inserted
00:26:30
Caucasians there were some scarier
00:26:32
allegations trying to link KS to even
00:26:33
more murders some of them as recent as 2
00:26:35
weeks ago wait second November that was
00:26:38
just then yeah you
00:26:41
guys what did you do that was probably
00:26:44
like the day we were doing archery I
00:26:46
still think it was you
00:26:48
guys I don't know where you were on
00:26:49
November 2nd two weeks ago oh my God
00:26:53
he's fing everywhere oh
00:26:56
wa he's really terrified by these this
00:26:59
Indonesian media he didn't realize he
00:27:01
was owned by a terrorists [ __ ]
00:27:04
himself now these weren't just random
00:27:06
bot Farms calling curs a terrorist this
00:27:08
story spread and it was being reported
00:27:10
by real news networks Tribune jeang like
00:27:13
it's a big paper um 3 million
00:27:16
subscribers wait what this is so much
00:27:19
bigger than putting it on boy boy yeah
00:27:21
that being said there were definitely
00:27:23
some military bot Farms this one's by
00:27:25
hippo Academy what the [ __ ]
00:27:29
legitimate news Outlet Indonesia not
00:27:31
sending their best one like three
00:27:33
followers what is this it's just like an
00:27:36
AI generator paid for subscribers yeah
00:27:38
this is a this is a military bot Channel
00:27:41
That's picked up on the news wire that's
00:27:43
so good hippo Academy it just seems like
00:27:46
Point like who whose job is it to make
00:27:48
this oh that music is a horrible
00:27:50
doubling up this is just
00:27:54
unated just what is going on
00:27:58
who watches
00:27:59
this let's see how many views do 21,000
00:28:03
views That's Impossible fake that is
00:28:07
impossible no no no no no no no they got
00:28:09
comments oh what are they saying about
00:28:10
you this is real if there are
00:28:12
Australians who interfere in poo Affairs
00:28:14
or support the OPM they must be
00:28:16
destroyed they are the real provocators
00:28:19
destroyed they're going to destroy you
00:28:21
good luck good like destroying her
00:28:23
though yeah with a bow and
00:28:25
arrows now eventually the rambling Bot
00:28:27
videos were're getting you know too
00:28:29
stupid to keep watching stay tuned to
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00:28:36
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00:28:51
God on my phone Kirsten's bunny was
00:28:54
acting out exactly what we were all
00:28:56
thinking right there's no point reading
00:28:58
another thousand identical articles
00:28:59
about Kon being a terrorist it's absurd
00:29:01
that a photo this stupid was enough to
00:29:03
trigger such a massive reaction from
00:29:05
Indonesia's media and you know military
00:29:07
bot Farms so they inadvertently made a
00:29:09
massive deal out of something they you
00:29:11
they don't want anyone talking about
00:29:13
right like the fact is the world isn't
00:29:15
just ignoring what's happening right the
00:29:16
world is facilitating and profiteering
00:29:19
off of you know the extermination of
00:29:21
some of planet Earth's last uncontacted
00:29:23
tribes right and and these are just
00:29:24
subsistence Farmers like these are
00:29:26
people who are just trying to defend
00:29:27
their vill from unmanned drones and
00:29:29
chemical weapons sent by us now I don't
00:29:32
know about you guys but I honestly
00:29:34
wouldn't have known anything about this
00:29:36
if it wasn't for Kiron and Christo and
00:29:37
their bravery they traveled to a secret
00:29:39
war zone put their lives at risk and
00:29:41
became the first people ever to retrieve
00:29:43
physical proof of Indonesian bombing in
00:29:45
the jungle so go check it out for
00:29:47
yourself right click the link in the
00:29:48
description and see the full story about
00:29:50
Indonesia's war crimes and you know it's
00:29:51
not just that right they're some of the
00:29:53
they're the only journalists in the
00:29:54
world to have actually like followed the
00:29:56
secretive OPM like resistance movement
00:29:58
as they March through the jungle like
00:29:59
this this footage doesn't exist anywhere
00:30:01
else so do it click on
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00:30:27
kon's photo we could not have made the
00:30:28
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