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oh
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show
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life is not fair is it my little
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friend some are not allowed to play
While others spend their lives in
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the dark begging for screen time night
the day and you hasn't your mother told
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you not to play on your phone oh what
do you want I'm here to announce that
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your father is on his way so you better
not be on the phone what what's he going to
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say no I'm just looking at photos you
know you don't need your phone you're
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grounded a sazu you made me lose my phone
but you're not even allowed to be on your
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phone well I'm a YouTuber I'm I'm I'm 21 I can
move out yeah but you have to do your because your
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parents hate it when oh I Clipper with no Marcus
don't look at me that way or what I obey you to
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stop Marcus get off the phone no Marcus mhm what
did I say about you being on the phone get off it
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I told you you weren't allowed on
your phone shut it why isn't it my
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little dad in a sign to sing to singing
in the mingles around Carol and I didn't
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see you at the presentation of
curen was today oh I feel so
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ashamed oh you can see the scratches on there oh
really because as the eldest brother you should
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be first in line you should be responsible no
I was responsible enough till that PlayStation
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was taken away in my TV that TV is my son and your
future king that TV should never be taken away in
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the first place don't turn your back on me Marcus
oh no muasa at least you never turn your back on
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me is that is that a challenge I don't know you
banned me how dare you take away that TV at least
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you still got your computer at least that the that
the PlayStation will always be gone always Marcus
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one day it'll it'll come back or will then long
live the king there's one in Every Family Marcus
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what am I going to do with him well well once
I I had my my best friend who tried slamming
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his face on the concrete and apparently he
broke his nose well hopefully he felt bad after
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that well have you tried opening
the blinds oh yeah I forgot about
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it every single morning the you can't want these
YouTube shorts these Colonial puffing dogs are
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something shut it you shut it be
quiet and trying to watch come
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here fuck off come here fuck off come here fuck
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off man just make sure that they love
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like the new camp understood them it's done well
the mosty loves him cuz he loves cock yeah de to
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and that no other H dog also they are very fun
families for the G Daddy G it's yellow again
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yep turning the TV on remember you have to go to
the park we're not fucking going to the park man
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we are safe here there's no such thing is going
Beyond The Reef as long as we stay in our house
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we'll be all good yeah you think you're you're
an adult but you're not you know what's better
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my fucking care I I'm pretty sure that the uh
that the guys are very weird yeah I don't want
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to go to the park hello this is Clen fingo can you
hear me yeah I can hear you clam Fandango where's
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that other prick yeah I I know the fire the
nuclear weapons I just released Armageddon fire
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the nuclear weapons fire the nuclear weapons fire
the nuclear weapons give me that watch the fucking
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TV always fucking something with you guys no
it's not me it's him will you fucking stop it
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dude I don't want to do it well we're not going
to the park but we have to go to the park oh God
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okay look I just look I just wanted to ask you
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also I never used the Mac yeah you prick
the contender is dead but I no I should I
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should bring back the PlayStation
also I never used a Mac nor the
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right why do it take this long to
go to the park a rule that keeps
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us safe so you could sit there and fucking around
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no one goes beyond the park no one goes
beyond the caral reef I'm not repeating myself
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again me everything me I'm too fast too F I'm
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down keep up on my Jack on my check keep my
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going what did he say like I did like my
father did and every cheat that has ever
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been okay you are the future of our
people they are not out there here
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yeah yeah real cool you're just trying to
rip off Lion King again this is giving me
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Vibes yeah yeah this is yeah thank you for copying
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another movie which we don't talk
about but why can't they be out
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there dude this movie is freaking
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stupid no one leaves
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no one leaves see this is exactly what I'm talking
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about
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wow why is the grandmother not here
doing all this other stuff that song
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F yeah the grandmother is just is just
sitting there doing absolutely nothing
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get come on help out a little bit she's
supposed to be uh the servant but yet
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she's not doing anything yeah I
see how it is now I see how it
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is song filled me with a lot of
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emotion oh a that's good that's not good she
kind of got to go you know oh the tatto oh no
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I've heard about this they still do this don't
they what is this kid doing right now come ony
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dude how old are you are you 81 dude you look like
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someone from from a token novel no
a bro oh God why would you swallow a
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rock yeah thank you for spit the back back up he
knew how to do that so someone tell me you know is
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this in like Hawaii or like in the aisle of Samoa
or where does this take place yeah good luck oh
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a new gr
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there you needed her to tell
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you bitchfield and lower bitchfield
oh my God this movie is killing me
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man he that though what what happened
empty Bast oh well what that's not
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no good no I what's wrong with the water the
water's dead the water's bad don't go in the river
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otherwise you're going to die for sure I'm sure
Beyond well maybe the ends justify the me oh my
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goodness look at his dad's face he's so angry
angry with her right now I could imagine how he's
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feeling a rule us safe so you can run right back
to the water dude he's really mad now you you've
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pissed him up stop wasting time bro you're taking
it way too far right now oh you're going to dude
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like she's trying to actually solve it we going
to find out why this guy is so anal about this
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yeah what's the point of having an ore
in your hand good luck because he was
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you oh he took a canoe Moana he crossed
the reef yeah and found an unforgiving
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SE I knew there was a reason for it your
dad couldn't save you oh okay sometimes
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who we wish we were it's just not meant
to be M yeah I get both if you want to
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be like your father someday you have to
learn how to fight now here's the you see
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the remote go fetch the remote I'll throw the
remote in the laundry and you'll chase after
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it dude fuck off
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man dra like a paper blessing paper
blessing with Trevor Eve Friday at
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9 on BBC 1 ex extreme predicament with Trevor with
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Trevor fuck Poor
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Pig maybe but that's not
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you yeah what is wrong with you going to go I
told you no she was eventually going to do it
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no no no no why would you do
that no miss the very first
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obstacle okay guys um remember you guys are
working for me so you have to do what I say so uh
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to him earlier I just giv your advice for high
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school get this out of my ear there
you go um here's the thing uh so Mom
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has told me to give you advice
about Middle School just this
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place want some there you go
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okay so here's the thing don't don't touch
anyone don't hit anyone don't don't talk
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to anyone don't go to the bathroom don't
talk to girls don't talk to the teachers
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and most important of all ignore everyone who
talks to you okay yeah good bring measures
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with Trevor Eve Friday at 9: on bbc1 Extreme
Measures with Trevor Eve Friday at 9: on BBC 1
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okay she refused to listen to her father
she's been heaten up no no no no he's not
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the Sheep so Chief whoever his name is
uh the dad I don't fucking know uh he's
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been telling Moana that she can't go at
The Reef for about 17 years I don't even
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know if she's 17 she's he's been telling
her not to go in the in the water and
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he she does it anyways she he's been
telling them for years and now we're
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at a time where where she's not listening to
his dad and she goes off by his own that is
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bullshit has she ever actually
sailed a boat before like does
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she know how to sail a canoe
see here we go yeah oh my God
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you didn't make
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progress she finally made
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progress good luck I like the grandmother's idea
oh oh no don't you dare tell tell her stuff he
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was ready maybe you're just not ready it's time
to put my stone on the mountain is it yeah it is
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um oh my God why aren't you telling me that this
movie is fake cuz maybe the right answer isn't
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for her to be who she's supposed to be and she's
just supposed to be who she is this is fake I'm
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telling you this is fucking fake it's the fakest
I've ever seen this was F this was placed 1,000
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years in the in the past I don't believe this I
think this was like 2016 but no one even knows
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it cuz they had they don't they don't have
mobile devices to know that it's that it's
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2014 oh my God Maui don't tell me this is
where he lives yeah this isn't where Maui lives
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so you're telling me that all these
news and all these boats are in
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here oh my
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god oh oh what is the holy spirit
is going on yeah W something up
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oh shit oh this must be the
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ancestors oh my God this is fucking
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shit yeah you're just going off on a ride
and you're just going spinning around
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spinning around yeah hoping to not
really uh Voyage to many different
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seriously who's that oh yeah that is so cool
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fuck you literally went after
other islands like from each per
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like foree
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face cuz I have to do Moana part two well n have
been doing it let's do it right freaking now oh my
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god oh she's going to have a stroke that's
what she's going to have if she has a stroke
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well if they see his you have a stroke the
are turning we will find a way to yeah you
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know go back what's wrong with you the are we
will the is then the islands look at all these
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people there's 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 in
one cell or shelter you may ask me here we
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go hug can oh my God everyone looks stunned
in relief everyone's confused like what the
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fuck is this lady talking about about this
this one with the necklace this one's with
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the tattoos and this one with a with a big look
at those make him restore the heart we can voy
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again look at his face look at that what the fuck
has anyone ever died when watching this oh my God
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he looks so freaking
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mad oh I can't look I can't bear to
look at it yeah that wasn't going to
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go over well with him oh yeah it just it
just transitions to him going out of the
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Dome you have to be a I'm guessing this is to
get worse and worse and worse understand me is
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what I'm about to see fucking faggot
oh what's he doing oh he what's he
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doing yes to Contin do more no it's not
what how do you explain a my it's your
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mother because he is a beast oh yeah this
poor freaking guy man bro if this were to
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real really happen in real life this is the
third time I've had to review a Disney movie
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and I've never seen anything this screwed up
in my life Grandma's dead she probably had a
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stroke go back no no oh
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no the dad's my favorite character
so far because of the faces he makes
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literally somebody have to die why does Disney do
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this every movie literally
why does somebody have to
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die where are you
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going
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no she's helping her
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technically we've almost got the same age and
we have just found out that Moana is one of
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the worst movies in the history of Disney
and we might understand that he will not
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be moving on that's for sure because I don't
want to continue with this shit it's the last
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day metal metal spoon but even
all these types of things are
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I am not the one you're acting
way more spaced out than Mikey
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is it's like it's love bacon has a little
bit a bit of making a little bit of
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love you used to use on the floating boards
have to use those heavy doors to make sure
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that you have to do it making the room hot
Majestic the day they were born but three
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finalists have been chewed up and spat out by
the first stage of Mount Midoriyama yeah they
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call it the world's toughest obstacle course
for a reason yeah I just make sure that he
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went over there for some reason um yeah yeah
also yeah yeah you being a soccer player like
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your brothers and also saying stuff you don't
have he doesn't have to to do it look look I'm
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not the one trying to do it well he's he's one
of the best con dreaming J in the country yeah
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also I just wanted to know that uh that this is
not the way we act actually um Mark Maui demigod
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here of the Wham sea hero of men no no also I
think you're referring to him but still to come
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it started as a dream the dream became a reality
the dream to become the first gamer really
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bro is JB Douglas and a nice skitter across
there come on Dave or what about about John
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now John about 20 seconds
going into the first obstacle H
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bar goes right into it come on
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he no precious come on
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yes he's passed it all he needs to do is
pass this part otherwise everything will be
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done come
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on oh he's ke be's being cautious but the
he has to be aware the clock is ticking
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oh he he tries to do the peel
out but it makes sure that he
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doesn't want to do it but he
needs to be aware the clock is
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ticking come
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on yes boom boom tries to take take
the shortcut and oh he tries to do
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the Dismount but he don't play the M clip
the Clon is ticking come on no my cock come
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on oh what the
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heck oh my goodness look at him go
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precious all right
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Center 66 lb 88 lb last but not least 110 lb and
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David Campbell makes that four
competitors moving on to stage
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two the clock is ticking precious seconds
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wasted he may want to pick up
the pace here oh he's got it
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all right get out of here I'm an NA
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15 come on I will count to
one 2 3 now you're puzzled
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ah
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fuck me you pick it up I'm well we're still eating
it what about the stuff I asked you to do okay
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take the trash out put the dishes away what I get
home the trash is full the dishwasher still full
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of dishes I thought I did that I thought didn't
I I did that right I don't know what's up with
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the camera it's she started filming I don't know
but anyway we're you sleep till noon 2:00 in the
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afternoon you don't go to bed all night and you
got time to sit down here and play a video game
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where I okay I forgot about the dishes and stuff
why did you forg busy playing a video game I'll do
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it next time okay no no no why because you I asked
you to do these things two things oh and Grandpa
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Grandpa just got a hospital and I asked you 3 days
ago to cut it La for him cuz he can't do it right
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now and doing I had to go over and do it I had to
cut his grass all you do is play video games stay:
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in the morning and sleep till 2:00 I do okay
what what I do I'm a gamer so I'm anything else
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yeah me neither I probably think that he actually
quick guys guys quick PlayStation G they're down
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there huh's go
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back PlayStation I'm coming for you
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oh no what are we going to do what are we going to
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do we have to do something right Dad
Dad dadad what you doing Dad dadad
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dadad there
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is angel stop it
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done with it
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Dad Dad what was that do what even was that Dad
what's going on do you think that's a safe way to
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deal with things actually quality time I told
you to get some things done around here and
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all you do is stay in bed all the way to like
two 3:00 in the afternoon you stay up at 6:00
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in the morning you don't get nothing done sorry
guess what you're going to get some stuff done
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cuz there's no more video games what and I'm going
to start shutting the internet off at night time
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scar brother help
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me long give the
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king done around here and all you do is stay
in bed all the way to like 2 or 3:00 in the
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afternoon you stay up to 6:00 in the morning
you don't get nothing done sorry guess what
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you're going to get some stuff done cuz there's
no more video games what and I'm going to start
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shutting the internet off at night time I need
to uplo YouTube videos we're not playing any
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YouTube videos you're going to start being part of
this family and get stuff done I do I ask you to
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do something that one night I clean Grandma's
dishes 3 hours Grandma's yeah what about this
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house I I did that once poor grandpa just got
the hospital and you can't even cut his grass
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I had to do it I'm done you're going to stop start
listening to what I got to say bedtime at 10:00 up
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at 7:00 you're not staying up all night you're
not sleeping until 2 or 3:00 in the afternoon
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done with it give me the camera give me the camera
remember you are still a YouTuber you are my son
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and Future King you are more than what you have
become arst you must take your place The Circle of
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Life remember you are my son do you what must
be done continue it don't let him go the story
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of a kid who in the jungle his name is Marcus
oh Strange Tales of the animals of the world
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the and
