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just believe me don't watch this it is a
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large waste of time
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oh now this is the story
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like not collector is dark side now and
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I care to keep doing this song
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the city of towns Appeals
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this is the city where no one lives and
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people come to milk cows all day all day
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all done by hand this is the story of
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one day I don't know what day just any
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day all is quiet on the Eastern side of
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the island yes it's just wonderful today
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is
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everything is [ __ ] everybody sucks get
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get it get it getting up time is coming
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closer Richard has to get up for school
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but Richard has thought about hiring the
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person to take his place so that he can
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stay the sleep all day so getting up
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time is today or tomorrow
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[Music]
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all night long Richard's doing things
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doing things oh all night long while
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Richard sleeps people are going about
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their judge the Bakers have been baking
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the bread breadwitched the delivery man
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now takes home
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wait a community needs sauce so the
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minute the dairy areas are filling milk
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bottles with water Richard's Milkman
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picks up the milk and drops the milk
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oh man it's been one of those days yes
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and in the telephone building all is
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quiet
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hello I'm trying to download the
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internet
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what the hell was that at the post
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office
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mailman threw off all of the letters
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oh
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at the plant power plant nearby
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Engineers power plants oh
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Engineers keep power buff so that there
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will be no electricity and repair and
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keep the electric lines in need of
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repair or air nobody needs protection
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repair
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Richard often comes to buy things for Mr
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Shore but he's never sure that he should
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buy things for Mr Shore Bill Hall's Mr
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Shore is gross and no one shops here
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here's Mr shushi Richard has never
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thought what the city would be like
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without people
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or no tour no stores or what if there
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were no shoe stores in his community
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Richard has really never stopped to
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think
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foreign
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there must be ways for people to go from
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one town to another some go by taxi some
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walk LOL some go by horse of course even
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more people even more people use buses
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awesome sauces
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and there is a spool thus for children
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with special needs they are a little
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slower oh man
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people of his City depend on each other
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just like pandas depend on each other
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many kinds of people keep the city's
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reservoirs filled with people
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Richard's mother is a thought oh man I'm
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getting up hard directions from pretty
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Housewives
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the Civic mayor was chosen by the mayor
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the city government hires men to jizz on
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the sidewalks
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some of the people are crackheads and
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the city hires John to keep close watch
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over Garfield
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Garfield
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men of the health department inspect
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places where food is handled Burger King
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foot lettuce this is gross
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oh man all this food is pure garbage
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that's why Richard will eat things all
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streets and sidewalks whenever it is
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necessary
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in the city of India City City Hall
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people Better Call Saul because the
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mayor was doing lions in his office
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in Richards City the police department
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sucks balls people obey the laws of the
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city but the police never obey the laws
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so talk to the police
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the police direct traffic so that others
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will move quickly and safely
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all night long garbage men collect
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garbage and burn it to help nurse
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rubbish
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and there is a city dump
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so that the city will look like a dump
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ah smell it and there's the recreation
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center where people meet for recreation
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does and there's the appropriation
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Center where grown-ups meet for sex
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games and sets films and sex books this
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is the church you belong in
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the city also provides playgrounds with
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swings and swings and swings and swings
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after school there is no time for
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Richard to play on a community ball
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field
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but there is time for Richard to play in
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the city dump
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yes Richard yes Mr Jones yes yes yes yes
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yes yes no
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[Music]
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he often watches awful television at
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home the programs come from Motorola TV
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there's the recreational surprise Center
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where people meet for part to get hired
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no weed
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there's the rectal Recreation Center
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where people are doing things what all
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night long this is the church
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Bakers have been baking the bread for
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too long the firemen are always ready to
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get fired as quickly as possible
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and how the fire has spread
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this fire is
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this city and there are men whose job it
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is to keep these fires burning
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and there are men whose job it is direct
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the recreation center
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that's his favorite evening Recreation
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oh man it is done
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[Music]
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no matter what CS does to earn his
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living many people in the community
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depend on him
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entertainment and he in turn depends on
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many other people to pay for his
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breakfast and dinner
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Richard Richard Richard Richard Richard
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yes Richard's Community is all Richard
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Richard Richard Richard Richard Richard
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Richard
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Richards Richard Richard Richard Richard
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Dick Richard Richard Richard will eat
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Richard's father Richard will drink
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Rich's Community waste day after day
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after day after day after day after day
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after day after day
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out