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- Hello Auntie Esther, how you doing?
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- What's up Uncle Roger?
- Good to see you.
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- How are you?
- Good, good.
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- [Ester] What the hell is this place?
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- You rich successful businesswoman,
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so Uncle Roger bring you to
place, you don't usually go to.
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This sketchy street market, fuiyoh!
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And then later, we're gonna
go get Korean barbecue.
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- Okay, fine. I'll give you
one last chance to impress me.
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- This remind us of Asia.
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You know everywhere in
Asia, feel like this.
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- Yeah, fake Asia?
- Yeah.
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(Esther laughs)
Do you like Louis Vuitton?
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I'm going to buy you
two Louis Vuitton bag.
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Very affordable over here.
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- L, U instead of an LV?
- L, yeah. (laughs)
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Yo, we should get you some grills.
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- Grill, this for teeth?
- [Esther] Come on.
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For your teeth.
- [Roger] Okay.
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- [Esther] I like the fire.
- [Roger] Fire?
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- [Esther] Blood, is this
supposed to be blood?
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Yeah, I like that red one.
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- Yeah, like Jjigae Chungkil.
(Esther laughs)
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They're your favorite?
- Yeah, spicy.
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- I buy you that, okay?
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- Me?
- Yeah.
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You're gonna look so good
in it, Auntie Esther.
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No customer service here.
- Yeah.
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- Remind me of your restaurant. (laughs)
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- Ooh.
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- [Roger] Do you think they're
gonna let us try the grill?
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- Maybe not, because that's kinda gross.
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I was trying to buy that Rolex,
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- [Roger] Oh!
- [Esther] clock.
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- [Roger] That too big
for you, Auntie Esther.
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- I like it big.
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That's why we would never
work, Uncle Roger, sorry.
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- Haiyaa, give me a chance.
(Esther laughs)
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How much?
- [Shop Lady] 85.
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- 85!
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Too much.
- Too much!
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- Teeth so expensive.
- [Esther] Okay.
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- 80, come on, please.
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You look so beautiful today.
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- No. (giggles)
- 80?
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Do you trust me, 80?
- That's not gonna do that.
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Nothing.
- You look younger and
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younger every year, you know?
- Doesn't work.
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- You don't even need plastic surgery.
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- Are you paying cash or card?
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- Cash.
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- Okay, Uncle Roger, with the stacks,
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with the stacks.
- Uncle Roger broke now.
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"Niece and Nephew", like and subscribe.
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Uncle Roger's dropping $85 for fake teeth.
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(Roger sighs)
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So, we have to adjust this, push this out
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because Uncle Roger teeth too big.
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The shit I do to impress Auntie Esther.
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(people laughing)
- Let me see.
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Lemme see, lemme see, lemme see.
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- Yeah!
(Esther laughs)
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(hands clap)
How you think?
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Do I look richer now?
- That's awesome.
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- [Cameraman] You look
like a Batman villain.
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- Batman villain?
- Yeah.
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(all laugh)
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You are some sort of a villain though.
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- The Asian joker.
(Esther laughs)
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Oh shit, it's stuck now.
- Alright.
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- Auntie Esther, Uncle Roger,
don't even know LA have
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this kind of place, you know?
- This is kind of fun.
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- Like Asian street market.
- I'm not gonna lie.
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- This is like Chinatown
but Mexican, you know?
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- What do you know about Chinatown?
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- I go there.
- Everything.
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- Uncle Roger go there every day.
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- Every day, every day.
- I'm the mayor of Chinatown?
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- Is that where you live?
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Is that where you live?
- They assign me there.
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Fuiyoh! Auntie Esther!
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Is this the body you want?
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- Do you want me to have this body?
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- Yes!
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This a nice hourglass shape, you know?
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Very close.
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(both laugh)
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Ah!
- Come on Uncle Roger.
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- This one?
- Gotta try it on.
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- Orange pant.
- You have to try it on.
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- Yes.
- Okay, okay fine.
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Gonna go with my outfit, you know?
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If Uncle Roger tried this,
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then you have to try that one.
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- Come on Uncle Roger, I
already have that at home.
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(Esther laughs)
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What's your size?
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- Extra large.
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- Extra-
- Extra long.
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(Roger laughs)
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Oh, do you want one of this for your baby?
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- That's for a girl.
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- How you gonna know what
gender your baby gonna claim?
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- No comment.
- You scared.
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You okay, nobody cancel you on my channel.
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(Esther laughs)
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Everybody love you, Auntie Esther.
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What you think it good?
- It's so good.
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- What?
- [Esther] You hate it?
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- I look stupid, I look stupid.
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- I mean, nothing's changed there.
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(Roger sighs)
(Esther laughs)
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Give us a walk, oh my gosh, look at that.
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Come on, do the runway walk.
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(Roger blows air)
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Come on.
(upbeat music)
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(both laugh)
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- Give us discount, you know?
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Hundred dollar too much for this.
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- [Shop Lady 2] Those expensive.
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- What? Not, it looked, it looks so cheap.
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(Esther laughs)
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How this expensive? It
looks, it's broken already.
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This look like, you know when you buy jean
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and then your dog eat your jean.
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This is what it look like,
hundred dollar for this?
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Haiyaa Auntie Esther,
this look ridiculous,
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you know?
- [Esther] You look so good.
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- I just look stupid, it too-
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- Should I get that
orange outfit to match it?
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- Yeah, get this to match it.
- No.
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- [Roger] Come on.
- [Esther] You wish.
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- See, I'm going to do
everything for you, you know?
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- Should we get you an orange suit?
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- No, no.
- No.
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- No more suit.
- No more orange.
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- I look stupid enough already.
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- Oh, you want that one?
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- Oh no, no, Uncle Roger want new one.
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- Okay.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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How much is this?
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- Four.
- Four dollar!
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- Yes.
- It just water.
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- You want wa, I have one dollar.
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You want one dollar?
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- No, no, no, no, I like the four dollar.
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I like the, I like-
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- Yeah, four dollar, it's okay, here.
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- I like the good water.
(lady laughs)
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- You know this whole
street, it looked cheap,
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but everything actually expensive.
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$4 for water, what you
think? You think you airport?
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Uncle Roger just drank
80 cent worth of water.
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(till chings)
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You know you can drink
tap water, it's free.
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- No, I don't do tap water.
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- You don't do tap water?
- No.
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- Thank you.
(dog squeaks)
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(dog squeaks)
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- It sound like you.
- That sounds like me?
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- Yeah. (squeaks)
Always complaining. (squeaks)
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(dog squeaks)
(Esther laughs)
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This whole place is like
if Temu was a street.
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- Yeah, but it's not even cheap here.
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- Yeah!
- It's expensive.
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- Haiyaa Auntie Esther,
here water only $1. We-
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- That's fake water. I like the real one.
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- Why? We got rip off,
this too big for you.
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Your whole hand can't even grab it.
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- Use both hands.
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- [Roger] Do you like going
to rave Auntie Esther?
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- [Esther] I don't rave.
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(sensual music)
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- Auntie Esther, look, this
is the life you could have had
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if you stop cooking and start
doing whatever they're doing.
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- [Esther] No, thank you, I'm too old.
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- You're not too old.
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There a whole category of
that are only men, you know?
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Old bitches, that's the category.
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- [Esther] Uncle Roger, that's your type?
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- Yeah, Auntie Kandi
Land DM me, let's talk.
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I make you good egg fry rice.
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Too many dirty things for
my "Niece and Nephew".
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Oh my Niece and Nephew,
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extending after seeing
Rave Land, you know?
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- [Esther] Oh my God.
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- You like shoe, Auntie Esther?
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- Yes, I love shoes.
- Ah!
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- I have a lot of pairs shoes.
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- Of course, you look like
women who have a lot of shoe.
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(Esther gasps)
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- [Esther] Ah, I love this!
- [Roger] Ah!
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This look good.
- [Esther] Made in China.
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- Good sweat shop quality.
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You like pink or you like black?
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- [Esther] I like pink.
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- [Roger] How about orange, Auntie Esther?
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- I'm not a fan of orange.
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- What? You don't want to match with me?
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- I don't like that color.
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- It's like the same, it's like-
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- It's like my least favorite color.
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- See, you can step on
me you can't even tell,
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because it's the same color.
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- We'll find you a woman who
will wear this and step on you.
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- That woman is you, that woman is you.
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- Are you out there? Who
has a crush on, Uncle Roger?
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- Nobody.
- Nobody. (laughs)
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- They're usually just guy.
- Usually- (laughs)
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- I get a lot of DM from men.
- Men.
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- You know?
(both laugh)
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So, you want to try the pink one?
00:06:46
- Yes.
- Okay.
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(tires crunch on road)
(sensual music)
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(footsteps on road)
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- Uncle Roger, it's not even raining.
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Why do you have an umbrella?
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- I thought all Asian women hate the sun.
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- No, I mean do I look
like that type of Asian?
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(Roger sighs)
- [Roger] Okay, fine.
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- [Esther] Maybe you, it's for you.
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- Do you like Korean barbecue?
00:07:10
- Of course, I love Korean
barbecue, Uncle Roger.
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It looks pretty good.
I like all the banchan.
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- [Roger] Ah!
- [Esther] Yeah.
00:07:16
You know you can judge
a good Korean restaurant
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by their banchan. What's my favorite?
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- Kimchi, your favorite.
- Yeah, kimchi.
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- Let's try it.
- Okay.
00:07:25
Mm!
- Mm!
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Good, fermented long enough.
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- [Ester] Uncle Roger, you like kimchi?
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- Yeah, they're my favorite thing.
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Ever since I met you,
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I fell in love with kimchi.
- Ever since you met me.
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- Before that the kimchi, disgusting.
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- What?
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You're gonna get canceled by the Koreans.
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- It's okay, nobody
know who I am in Korea.
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(Esther laughs)
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- I chose kimchi 'cause
that's my favorite.
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- Mm.
- What's your favorite?
00:07:45
- No, Uncle Roger, always
like, very basic bitch thing.
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(Esther laughs)
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I would like the potato salad.
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- [Esther] Yeah, that's basic.
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- [Roger] Yeah, yeah.
- [Esther] Let's try it.
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No, Korean potato salad's
a little different.
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- Yeah, it better.
- Better.
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- White people potato salad, terrible.
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- You know why it's better?
- Why?
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- Sugar.
- Mm.
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- [Esther] It's a little sweet.
00:08:04
- Okay,(hands clap) ready for meat.
00:08:05
- Uh-hm.
00:08:06
- Remember last time we meet
we beat our meat together.
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That was such a fun time, you know?
00:08:10
We beat meat in front of
camera, then after camera cut,
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we beat meat again, you know what I mean?
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(utensils clink)
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- Definitely gotta do the ggot sal.
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- [Roger] Ggot sal.
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- [Esther] Ggot sal,
which is the short rib.
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Beautiful marbling.
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- [Roger] Yeah, so much fat.
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Fuiyoh, remind me of my ex-wife.
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- That is good.
(Esther laughs)
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Your ex-wife has a lot of fat?
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- Yeah, my ex-wife nickname
is ggot sal, you know?
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(meat sizzles)
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- Okay.
00:08:38
- One for you, one for me.
00:08:39
They've developed nice char.
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- What you're flipping it already?
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- No, no, no.
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- The number one rule
is not to move the meat.
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Uncle Roger, it needs to be more charred.
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- [Roger] Okay, we fuck it
up, there's still more there.
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- It's the first bite,
it needs to be perfect.
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(Roger sighs)
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- You making me nervous, Auntie Esther.
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See, always eat with scissor, you know?
00:08:58
- Scissor, is my favorite.
- Yeah?
00:09:00
- You know I'm coming
out with a scissor line?
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- That right Auntie Esther
scissor actually pretty good.
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Check it out, link in description.
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(meat sizzles)
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Here you go.
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- Wow, that's very rare!
00:09:14
This is rare, it's literally still bloody.
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You know, the key is to
not move it around so much.
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Just kind of let it cook, you
know, let it do its thing.
00:09:23
- Okay, okay.
- You know what I mean?
00:09:24
You can eat some banchan maybe, you know?
00:09:27
- I'm getting impatient,
Uncle Roger got ADD.
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- So impatient right now.
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When Korean call gyeran mari.
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- [Roger] Gyeran mari.
- [Esther] Ah-hm.
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- You say it like uncle is gonna remember.
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Don't try to teach me new language, okay?
00:09:40
You're not Duolingo.
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- Okay, now you're gonna burn the meat.
00:09:43
- [Roger] Oh shit, shit.
- [Esther] Come on.
00:09:46
- Stop flirting with me Auntie Esther,
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you're distracting me.
- Oh my goodness.
00:09:49
Pay attention!
00:09:50
This looks better.
- Mm.
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Mm.
- Mm.
00:09:53
- Nice, nice.
- Juicy.
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I love how you give me one
piece and then take all of it.
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- I'm sorry, sorry!
(Esther laughs)
00:09:59
I got-
- What kinda,
00:10:00
what kinda of service is this?
00:10:02
(Roger sighs)
Gosh!
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- At least this restaurant got service.
00:10:05
Your restaurant, you
have to order at counter.
00:10:07
- Yes, order at counter.
- And, you have to stand up
00:10:09
and eat at Chelsea Market, Mokbar.
00:10:11
- Yes, you do, yes, you do.
- Terrible.
00:10:13
Get some chair. Your business not-
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- That's like Asia, you stand up and eat.
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- [Roger] This is marinated short rib.
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- Uncle Roger, I suggest you clean
00:10:20
the grill before you put the galbi on.
00:10:21
No, the whole onion. Put it on
and then just move it around.
00:10:25
- [Roger] Mm.
00:10:27
- [Esther] That's kind
of not what it's for,
00:10:28
but that's what I like to do.
00:10:31
(meat sizzles)
00:10:32
- [Roger] Ooh!
- [Esther] Nice sizzle.
00:10:33
- Sizzling.
- That looks beautiful.
00:10:36
(meat sizzles)
00:10:40
Oh, just so- (laughs)
- It burnt.
00:10:42
What are you doing?
00:10:43
Yo, he burnt it. (laughs)
00:10:45
It's rare inside and it's
burnt on the outside.
00:10:47
(Roger sighs)
00:10:48
- Sorry, Uncle Roger tried
to manage five cameras.
00:10:50
- Wow Uncle Roger, it's not
that hard to grill meat.
00:10:54
Everything's done for you.
00:10:55
- Try grilling meat.
- Unimpressed.
00:10:57
- What?
- Unimpressed!
00:10:58
- [Roger] This meat we've put away.
00:11:02
- You can put in the middle
of the table. (laughs)
00:11:03
Wow!
00:11:05
- Nobody care about this meat, go away.
00:11:07
That never happened, okay?
00:11:09
Auntie Esther, just forget
the last 30 seconds.
00:11:11
Shoo, like the "Men in Black"
stick, you know, shong.
00:11:15
(stick zaps)
00:11:16
- Hard to forget.
(Roger sighs)
00:11:18
- This is like Esther's nine 11.
00:11:20
- Chili pepper?
- Yeah.
00:11:24
Mm. This is the most intimacy Uncle Roger
00:11:27
feel in the last year.
00:11:28
- Yeah, you like peppers in your mouth?
00:11:30
- Your turn? Your turn?
- No!
00:11:31
(Esther laughs)
00:11:32
(relaxed music)
00:11:38
Looking better, looking better, okay.
00:11:40
- See you have to trust me, Auntie Esther.
00:11:42
- Uncle Roger, you
didn't even do anything.
00:11:44
- I cooked the meat for you.
00:11:45
- Must I remind you?
00:11:47
- No, no, don't look at this, put away.
00:11:48
- That's sinful, called a sin.
- Shh.
00:11:51
- Wasting food.
- No.
00:11:53
- So bad.
- Auntie Esther,
00:11:56
how your new baby?
00:11:57
- My new baby is so cute.
- Do you like him so far?
00:11:59
- [Esther] He's okay.
00:12:00
- He look very Asian, you know?
00:12:02
But, your fiance white
guy. What happened there?
00:12:06
- He looks like his mom.
- Mm.
00:12:08
My "Niece and Nephew' think
he's my baby, you know?
00:12:10
(Esther laughs)
00:12:11
- Yeah. Who are you guys? God, you wish!
00:12:14
(Roger giggles)
00:12:15
- Don't follow Esther
anymore. Don't DM her.
00:12:19
- Do you wanna make a ssam?
- Oh, what is ssam?
00:12:21
- Ssam, ssam is a lettuce wrap.
00:12:23
- Okay, okay, Uncle Roger
hate all the vegetables.
00:12:26
- Oh yeah, you hate vegetables, God!
00:12:28
- But for you I eat, okay.
00:12:29
- You need to promote healthy eating.
00:12:32
- Life is short and hot, you know?
00:12:34
Just enjoy any food you love.
00:12:35
You're gonna die soon anyway.
00:12:37
Everybody end up in the ground.
00:12:39
So, while you alive, enjoy, alright?
00:12:42
Eat so healthy for what?
You're gonna die also.
00:12:44
- But, people enjoy
veggies. I enjoy vegetables.
00:12:48
Healthy life is a good life.
00:12:50
- Yeah.
- Okay.
00:12:51
So, I'm gonna do a little sesame oil dip
00:12:53
and a little ssamjang.
- Ssamjang.
00:12:55
- [Esther] Ssamjang is bean paste.
00:12:57
And then, I'm gonna do a piece of garlic.
00:13:00
- [Roger] Ah.
00:13:01
- And, pickled radish,
usually you wanna do
00:13:03
the pickled radish, hold the meat up.
00:13:05
Okay, and then you wrap it.
00:13:07
You know, like that.
00:13:09
And then the key is that you
have to eat it all in one bite.
00:13:12
Can you do that?
00:13:14
- Fuiyoh!
00:13:15
It's like it disappeared into her mouth?
00:13:18
Uncle Roger can't do this, how you can?
00:13:21
(Esther giggles)
00:13:25
It's too big.
00:13:26
(both giggle)
00:13:29
Uncle Roger gonna choke.
00:13:32
You trying to kill me?
00:13:34
- You're used to choking.
00:13:34
- Ah-hm, ah-hm.
00:13:35
- Yeah, you should be good at it.
00:13:36
- I just have to say, that
my least favorite thing,
00:13:39
of this Korean barbecue so far.
00:13:41
- What? Why?
00:13:42
- This big ass piece of vegetable.
00:13:44
(Esther laughs)
00:13:47
- Pork belly.
- Samgyeopsal.
00:13:49
- Samgyeopsal.
(meat sizzles)
00:13:50
Oh, you got the pork dirty from the tong.
00:13:53
- [Roger] Haiyaa sorry.
We're running late.
00:13:55
- Uncle Roger, you don't
even offer me any water.
00:13:57
Like no beverage, like I'm so thirsty.
00:14:00
- Oh, shit!
00:14:01
(Roger sighs)
This woman,
00:14:02
very hard to please.
- Worst service ever.
00:14:04
- Woman, so hard to please.
00:14:05
They want thing like water.
- You don't
00:14:08
even offer me any water.
(dog squeaks)
00:14:11
- All right, but this is not wine.
00:14:13
You don't have to do the twist.
00:14:14
- It just look nicer.
00:14:15
- Okay. (laughs)
- For camera.
00:14:17
- This is not wine,
(dog squeaks)
00:14:18
you don't have to do the twist.
00:14:19
But you stacked them all, you have to-
00:14:21
- No, it finished cooking already.
00:14:22
- No, no, no, no!
- Put them to side, no?
00:14:23
- No, no, you gotta make it crispy.
00:14:25
- Oh shit!
- I like my pork belly crispy.
00:14:27
- [Roger] Okay, okay, okay, whew!
00:14:29
- You're gonna make me
eat that? It's rare.
00:14:31
- What?
00:14:32
- Uncle Roger's trying to kill me.
00:14:33
- Yeah, trying to keep-
- Oh my God!
00:14:35
- Trying to feed me raw pork!
00:14:36
- Trying to make you shit yourself.
00:14:38
That the most memorable impression.
00:14:39
"Niece and Nephew", go on date.
00:14:41
And after the date,
the woman shit herself.
00:14:43
Then, the woman remember you forever.
00:14:46
And she know, oh, that the
guy who make me shit myself.
00:14:48
- Ridiculous.
00:14:49
- She never forget you. Correct?
00:14:51
(both laugh)
00:14:52
- This is one of my favorite tricks.
00:14:54
Do you know what this is?
It's like a rice cake wrap.
00:14:58
So, you put it on the grill
00:15:00
and then it gets crispy from the pork fat.
00:15:02
- [Roger] Mm.
00:15:03
- And then, you wrap it and
eat it. It's my favorite.
00:15:06
No restaurant has this, it's special.
00:15:08
- Just scrape, scrape, scrape.
- Scrape.
00:15:10
I like crispy. So here we go, right,
00:15:16
Right, here.
(Roger giggles)
00:15:19
- Hot, hot, hot!
(Esther laughs)
00:15:20
- Oh my God!
00:15:23
- Trying to kill me this woman.
00:15:24
(Esther laughs)
00:15:27
First you stuff that big
ass lettuce in my mouth.
00:15:28
- Well you were, you ruined my life, so...
00:15:31
- What?
(Esther laughs)
00:15:32
What I do?
00:15:35
(upbeat music)
(ice blocks clink)
00:15:38
(soju pours)
(glass whooshes)
00:15:41
Cheers.
00:15:42
- All right, cheers, always soju always.
00:15:45
- Yeah, it Uncle Roger's
least favorite alcohol, but-
00:15:48
- Come on!
- It not good.
00:15:50
- It's so good.
00:15:51
- Sake better.
- No way.
00:15:54
- Japan do everything better.
00:15:55
- Oh my God. All the Koreans
are gonna come after you.
00:15:58
- Uncle Roger's so sad when
Japan stopped attacking Korea.
00:16:02
You know?
- Oh my God! (laughs)
00:16:04
- They do everything better.
00:16:05
Let them win.
- Wow!
00:16:07
- They're gonna make your culture better.
00:16:08
- Come on my K-Pop Army.
00:16:10
(Roger laughs)
00:16:11
- Cheers.
(glasses clink)
00:16:12
(relaxed music)
00:16:14
- No?
- Yeah, pretty good?
00:16:15
- Yeah.
- What brand is this?
00:16:16
- This is Jinro.
- Jinro Ilpoom.
00:16:18
- It's like the high-end version of soju.
00:16:21
It's like the nicer, cleaner.
- [Roger] Ah!
00:16:23
- Yeah.
- Okay, Jinro people.
00:16:25
If you want Uncle Roger to
think Korea better than Japan.
00:16:27
Sponsor me.
(Esther laughs)
00:16:29
I can be bought for very cheap.
00:16:30
(both laugh)
00:16:32
(emotional music)
00:16:33
Okay, so what you think
about today, Auntie Esther?
00:16:36
- Uncle Roger, the
market was really weird.
00:16:37
- What?
- What was that?
00:16:40
And then, your cooking skills.
00:16:42
Dude, you need to improve,
sorry, unimpressed.
00:16:46
Let's just be friends, okay?
00:16:49
Pour you a drink.
00:16:51
- Just friend, really?
00:16:53
- Friend zone, it's a
good place to be, alright?
00:16:57
Bye.
00:16:59
(sad music)
00:17:10
Hi, I am Esther, I'm a professional chef.
00:17:12
- This is the most beautiful
woman on the earth.
00:17:18
- This is basically our M-S-G.
00:17:21
- M-S-G.
00:17:24
- Well, you're not the only
thirsty one, Uncle Roger.
00:17:31
- What? Why? You invite Uncle
Joshua? You don't invite me?
00:17:40
The most talented, most beautiful chef.
00:17:44
(emotional music)
00:17:59
(bottle clinks)
00:18:12
(electric zaps)
00:18:13
Leave your baby in New York,
leave your baby behind.
00:18:15
Just come to LA.
(Esther laughs)
00:18:17
- Ah, no thank you.
- We run away together,
00:18:18
you know, Auntie Esther.
- I'm a New Yorker.
00:18:21
- Okay, that's good. Let's
go to the orange pants place.
00:18:24
- How about the orange pants
to go with your orange polo?
00:18:27
- Yes.
- Yes.
00:18:29
(both laugh)
00:18:30
- [Roger] Fuiyoh!
00:18:33
- [Ester] Right, that was my idea.
00:18:35
Yo, you gotta get that.
- Yo, I'm gonna try this.
00:18:37
(beeps)
- You don't have to.
00:18:38
- I think it'll be funny.
- It's hilarious.
00:18:40
- Yeah.
- Oh my God, it's the best.
00:18:42
- Uncle Roger goes to LA.
- [Esther] Yeah.
00:18:43
Yeah, Uncle Roger goes to LA.
00:18:45
(all laugh)
- Yeah, that's good.
00:18:46
- Uncle Roger moves to LA, yes!
00:18:49
(all laugh)
00:18:51
- Yeah, then I can walk
around wearing this.
00:18:54
- [Esther] Yo, come on.
00:18:55
- Okay, then you have
to wear the heels, yeah?
00:18:57
- [Esther] I'll wear the heels.
00:18:58
(beeps)
00:18:59
- [Roger] Yeah, it looks good!
00:19:01
Maybe Auntie Esther gonna
keep this, you know?
00:19:04
- [Esther] Yes I am.
00:19:05
- [Roger] Okay, okay.
$35. The cheapest thing.
00:19:08
- $35 shoes. Oh no!
- What?
00:19:11
- Kinda sketch.
- Kind of suspicious.
00:19:14
$35 too cheap for Auntie Esther.
00:19:15
She only wears Chanel, Louis Vuitton.
00:19:19
(Esther laughs)
Correct?
00:19:21
- It's okay. This is
the fake Louis Vuittons.
00:19:24
- Ooh.
- There's actually
00:19:25
Louis Vuittons that are like
this, it's this, that design.
00:19:28
(beeps)
00:19:28
- This whole place is
like if Temu was a street.
00:19:30
- Yeah, but Temu isn't
even cheap. No, not Temu.
00:19:33
(both laugh)
- Okay.
00:19:34
- Temu is cheap.
- Haiyaa.
00:19:35
- Haiyaa!
- Temu is cheap.
00:19:37
- Temu is cheap.
- You not cheap.
00:19:38
This street not cheap. Okay, go again.
00:19:40
(beeps)
00:19:43
- [Esther] Come on.
- [Roger] What?
00:19:45
- [Esther] It's just soju.
00:19:47
- Why are you trying to get
me drunk, Auntie Esther?
00:19:50
Then trying to take advantage of me?
00:19:52
- No one wants to take advantage of you.
00:19:53
- This soju, not roofie, relax.
00:19:57
- [Cameraman] And, then before you go-
00:19:57
(beeps)
00:19:58
- So, what you think of today so far?
00:20:01
(Esther coughs)
00:20:02
Haiyaa a little bit of alcohol,
you also cannot handle.
00:20:06
Too weak, did you drink
when you were pregnant?
00:20:08
- No.
- Just do it.
00:20:10
- Just do it.
- Yeah, do it.
00:20:12
Your kid gonna be friendlier, you know?
00:20:13
- Did your mom drink
when she was pregnant?
00:20:15
- I think so.
- Probably.
00:20:17
- I think so.
00:20:17
- Probably why you're like this.
00:20:18
- That's why I got all this problem.
00:20:20
(both laugh)
00:20:23
(Roger sighs)
Haiyaa!