Chinese Influencers Suddenly Mass Marry Dubai Princes & Attend United Nation Meetings

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Summary

TLDRThe video explores the speaker's humorous take on parenting, their obsession with TikTok influencers who create bizarre content, such as 'UN influencers' who get attention for their unique yet questionable claims. Highlights include the ridiculousness of influencers like 'Special Agent Butt' who reviews toilets and the cultural phenomenon surrounding new types of influencers in China, particularly those who present themselves as 'royalty' or involved with the United Nations. The speaker reflects on the absurdity of these trends and their fascination with the influencer economy and culture.

Takeaways

  • 🤣 Humor abounds in parenting discussions.
  • 📱 TikTok provides a platform for quirky influencers.
  • 🚽 Special Agent Butt reviews toilets comically.
  • 🌟 UN influencers highlight bizarre social media trends.
  • 👑 UAE prince scam influencers make headlines.
  • 💰 You can pay to give speeches at the UN.
  • 👗 Fashion defined by cost in influencer culture.
  • 📺 Vloggers create strange content around daily life.
  • 🇨🇳 Chinese influencers engage in unique practices.
  • 📊 The influencer economy shapes modern culture.

Timeline

  • 00:00:00 - 00:05:00

    The speaker humorously contemplates their unfit parenting skills while sharing their obsession with a TikTok influencer who uses a doll to conduct amusing safety reviews of playgrounds, drawing serious reactions from other viewers.

  • 00:05:00 - 00:10:00

    They find humor in absurd playground scenarios, reflecting on the strange behavior of kids and how outlandish parenting and childhood activities can be, while recounting interactions with nieces.

  • 00:10:00 - 00:15:00

    The speaker compares addiction to TikTok and Douyin (Chinese TikTok) with the different influencers they follow, sharing their fascination with a specific account that reviews toilets across China in a comedic manner.

  • 00:15:00 - 00:20:00

    They reveal an embarrassing airport incident, connecting it to the topic of toilet humor and the unexpected fame of the 'toilet reviewer', exposing a niche influencer market in China focused on odd interests.

  • 00:20:00 - 00:25:00

    The discussion shifts to a trend in China about 'UN influencers', sparked by a specific influencer named Shirley who gained attention by casually discussing her lunch at the UN headquarters, igniting curiosity and intrigue.

  • 00:25:00 - 00:30:00

    The speaker dives into the phenomenon of influencers at the UN, revealing how the UN can be monetized for appearances, making a point about the blurred lines between genuine work and influence-driven content creation.

  • 00:30:00 - 00:38:59

    The speaker concludes by noting the surreal landscape of influencer culture in China, filled with odd trends, the rise of influencer scams, and the highly curated yet often unrealistic presentations by influencers, leaving them incredulous about the authenticity of their content.

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Video Q&A

  • Why don't you have kids?

    The speaker provides several reasons, humorously claiming they would be a terrible mom.

  • What is a UN influencer?

    A UN influencer is someone who shares their experiences related to the United Nations on social media.

  • Who is Special Agent Butt?

    An influencer known for reviewing toilets across China.

  • What scandal was associated with UN influencers?

    Many were accused of being posers, as they could pay to give speeches and receive awards at the UN.

  • What kind of content does Shirley create?

    Shirley shares videos of her life, including casual mentions of visiting the UN.

  • What are some strange influencer trends in China?

    Trends include selling 'royal' items from UAE princes and vlogging bizarre daily activities.

  • What does the speaker think of Chinese influencers?

    The speaker finds their efficiency and creativity fascinating, despite the absurdity.

  • What happened to influencers who claimed to marry UAE princes?

    They often turned out to be involved in scams, selling cheap items while pretending to be royalty.

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    um I don't think that I have any kids
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    but if I did have kids this is why I
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    would be a great mom let me just list
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    one reason I have about 5,000 reasons
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    why I would not be a good mom which is
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    probably why I'm not going to have kids
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    however this is the one redeeming
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    quality that I have to be a parent this
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    is it sometimes it'll be like 2:00 in
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    the morning way past my bedtime he will
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    be working he'll be doing something and
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    I like to lay in bed and there is this
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    one guilty pleasure tick tocker that I
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    like to watch there is something about
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    their content that is so fascinating to
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    me I don't have children I don't
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    remember the last time I went to a
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    playground because I don't have children
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    and that feels a little creepy if I go
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    to a playground so I decided that this
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    is the person that I'm going to be so
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    obsessed with on Tik Tok there is this
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    person that opens every single video
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    with a doll the doll is the size of I
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    want to say could be 9 years old could
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    be 9 months old I don't know kid ages
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    it's about yay tall it looks about maybe
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    up to my chest tall it's a doll it's got
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    hair it's got Rosy little cheeks this is
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    not a real human this is a doll and it
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    opens with them at a playground and it
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    is reviewing the safety of this specific
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    playground they will bring the doll up
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    to the top of the slide and then just
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    push it down the slide and the doll will
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    all the way down or they'll push the
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    doll down down the ladder and all the
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    way down it's just BK BK BK bonking its
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    head and it's it's like so comical
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    because the Bonks are really loud and
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    everyone there is very silent just
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    listening to the box and then you open
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    up the comment section and everyone is
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    very serious I will not be bringing my
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    kid here this playground will never be
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    taking our services we will never be
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    visiting ever again and I'm just like
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    why am I here why am I so addicted to
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    this I can't stop watching it every why
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    why why are you addicted something about
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    it is so fascinating like what what's
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    fascinating the bonking or it's like
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    just the absurdity of it I'm like what
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    would what would I do if I do go to a
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    playground for once in my lifetime I
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    bring my nieces and I just see these
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    full-grown adults with a little doll
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    that they're bonking around sometimes
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    they put the doll on the Seesaw and then
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    they jump on the other side and the doll
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    goes
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    flying like he's trying to check safety
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    yeah or he's like trying to trying to
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    Star something like what what do you
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    mean like who's going to jump on the
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    Seesaw and see a child flying like you
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    just never know you don't know what
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    crotch goblins do in their free time you
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    don't know have you seen what our nieces
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    get up to dude they're crazy I saw one
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    picking her nose trying to put it on the
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    wall and I said at least make it
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    artistic at least make it a design and
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    make it Modern Art you weirdo yeah yeah
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    and then we made eye contact too she was
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    like mid plucking and then she's like
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    reaching for the wall in slow motion I'm
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    at least at least she didn't eat it
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    right you
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    know okay never mind what
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    what I told my sister once I feel like
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    it'd be better if they ate it
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    right cuz like then you don't have to
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    clean up the book cuz I'm a loving
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    sister I care about my sister and I said
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    what did what did she say she was like
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    70 you're
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    crazy I was like at least if they eat it
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    you don't have to clean up after them
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    and you can finally get like one second
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    one millisecond of rest don't you think
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    and then she was like oh my God you're
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    the
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    worst Stephanie goes Mia
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    look this is a
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    treat yum yum yum n n n this is the
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    forbidden
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    chocolate also I started doing this
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    thing where anytime I'm eating something
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    delicious around the kids that I don't
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    want to share I say it's
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    medicine so maybe I should say the
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    boogers are a snack but anyway I'm
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    obsessed with that influencer and
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    there's another influencer that I'm
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    genuinely kind of really into right now
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    now and they're on doying I can't
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    download doing on my app for some reason
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    Tiffany my sister-in-law won't help me I
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    don't know why I put out an SOS and I
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    think that she's doing it for my mental
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    Clarity and my mental sanity because if
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    I had doing which is the Chinese version
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    of Tik Tok I would never get off of
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    doing Tik Tok itself is already about
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    doing are you kidding me I don't even
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    understand the language I mean
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    you basically get doe experience now on
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    uh red on shiau it's not the same as
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    doing it's not the same as doing let me
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    tell you the craziest thing about doing
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    I come across so many American
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    interrogation tapes on doing like lots
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    of like weird American culture stuff on
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    doing and I love reading the comments
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    cuz they're like these people are
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    weird and I'm like yeah yeah we
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    are okay it's sick and twisted but my
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    favorite person on doing I don't even
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    know how I came across him his name is
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    Special Agent
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    butt what you know why special agent
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    butt but his resume is long it's O it's
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    in depth it's there's so much going in
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    and out and all up around it he's been
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    across 17 provinces in China he travels
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    17 provinces 225 locations 32
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    universities 26
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    hotels in total he is a reviewer special
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    agent but what do you think he reviews
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    butts like other people's butts or his
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    butt other people's butts so he okay
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    imagine this he walks up to someone on
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    the street and he says my name is
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    Special Agent butt and I'm here to
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    measure your butt rank your butt yeah
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    maybe okay sounds a little illegal yeah
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    like
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    uh harassment but yeah okay but you
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    think maybe he's this evil Tik tocker
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    that made his career off of that mhm he
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    reviews toilets he has reviewed
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    582 toilets across China he is a finance
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    graduate from Beijing University which
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    is like the Harvard of China and now he
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    goes around yeah he talks about that all
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    the time he says guys everyone I am
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    basically one of the smartest graduates
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    in the country and I am going into the
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    niche sector and everyone comments don't
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    worry I think you're the only person
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    going into this Niche sector like you
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    have job security at least so he goes to
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    all these malls and he reviews the
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    flushing power of the toilet cuz if you
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    you're on a date you have to go do your
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    business it doesn't flush what does that
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    mean what does that mean that means you
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    just left a surprise for the next can I
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    tell you something so
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    embarrassing sure I don't even know if I
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    should be repeating this out loud I
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    haven't even told you in private okay
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    I'm going to cut this out if it's too
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    embarrassing that time we were coming
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    back from New York and we were at the
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    airport in Atlanta uh-huh okay so I went
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    into the restroom and there was nobody
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    in the restroom I think there was like
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    one stall no two stalls open but there
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    wasn't a line so there was two stalls
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    open I go into one of the Stalls and I
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    had been holding it in the entire flight
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    we had just landed and I didn't take my
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    anti-gas Tums which I have to do prior
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    to any liftoff takeoff nothing something
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    here turns into kombucha once I reach a
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    certain altitude however I reach that
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    point it's a bubblin and I let it burst
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    then I walk out okay and there's a whole
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    line of people and that's fine right I'm
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    like whatever it's okay we all been
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    there no that's not the that's not the
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    embarrassing part okay there's a whole
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    line of people the person in the front
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    of the line
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    uhhuh and I can see them as I'm washing
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    my hands goes into the stall the only
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    open stall the one that I came out of
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    and then comes back out and waits for
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    the next one so they made a yui they
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    made a yui in front of my face and then
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    they go you go first yes you first
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    anyway that's not even what we're
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    talking about today I'm bringing this up
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    because it really takes a lot to I don't
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    even know where we at right now it went
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    from the playground to the toilet oh
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    then you really have no clue where this
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    is going I'm about to take you on a trip
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    just get ready Buckle it up put your
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    seat belts on hands on the steering
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    wheel okay so basically the whole reason
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    that I got here is it takes a lot to
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    stand out in China as a doing influencer
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    you've got a billion different people
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    that you're competing with and it feels
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    like everyone on Chinese social media
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    they have a saying for it they said this
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    is the profile Fair rich and pretty yes
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    it's called by fo me yes yeah literally
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    colorism socioeconomic ISM and then
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    pretty privilege yeah it's literally
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    like the worst three things combined in
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    one and they said those are the
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    influencers that you're going to see
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    they're all Fair rich and pretty and
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    guess what it's not their fault they're
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    Fair rich and pretty kudos to them do
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    your thing live your life post your
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    videos right but there's so many of them
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    everyone said everybody is fair rich and
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    pretty these days it seems like every
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    corner of the internet has 50 million of
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    them competing for the attention until
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    last year there was a shift in China a
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    social cultural shift it was an
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    earthquake it was the birthing of the UN
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    influencer and you're wondering what the
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    that is because that's the question that
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    I had what's a un influencer a United
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    Nation's influencer you got a lot of
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    questions I can see it in your eyeballs
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    right now don't ask because I'm going to
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    answer them all February 2024 a Creator
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    named Shirley posts a video on doing and
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    everyone is scrolling H Fair rich and
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    pretty fair rich and pretty oh that's a
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    good toilet and then they keep scrolling
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    right and then suddenly they land on
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    this opening line
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    good morning today I am going to the
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    United Nations Headquarters for lunch
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    and it is just one of those moments
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    where you're casually swiping through
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    your feed and you're passing her video
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    and you think wait what the FK do you
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    mean you're going to the United Nations
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    Headquarters is this a Chipotle I'm
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    sorry did they open up a chickfila
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    inside of the United Nations
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    Headquarters what do you mean you're
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    just going to go eat lunch there
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    everyone who comes across her video that
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    day has the same reactions is this girl
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    serious what is she talking about so
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    they scroll back and they see this
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    beautiful stunning girl sitting in a car
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    casually talking about her plans to have
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    lunch at the UN headquarters so as these
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    words are leaving her mouth she's like
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    casually tucking her hair behind her
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    ears boom large pearl earrings and
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    everyone's like wait what's going on she
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    looks 21 22 she looks Rich she's
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    beautiful and she's going to the United
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    Nations Headquarters then she gets there
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    she checks in she goes to the restroom
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    and she's like guys I'm going to show
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    you guys my outfit but I'm just really
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    casually today it's a casual event I'm
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    just eating with my own team so I'm not
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    going to wear anything super formal she
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    pins the camera to the full length
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    mirror in the bathroom she's Decked Out
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    head Toto in Christian Dior like
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    everything Christian Dior her outfit is
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    probably like $10,000 not including
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    accessories and Handbags just her
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    clothing then she shows her walking
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    through the hallways of the United
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    Nations she's like periodically waving
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    stuff yeah where you can't even just
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    like walk in you can't just walk in
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    there this is not a museum this is not
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    like a public library she's I don't know
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    I imagine it's like the Pentagon okay
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    clearly not her job does she say like
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    what shees knows nobody knows so then
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    she's like let me just show you what's
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    going on then she sits down at this like
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    circular table in the cafeteria of the
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    United Nations and then she has a little
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    plaque what whenever you say she sits
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    down at the United Nations I'm just
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    seeing like sitting with all the head of
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    the Every Nation actually she does sit
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    in front of Bill Gates at one point so
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    Perhaps Perhaps yeah so she sits down at
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    the circular cafeteria table it looks
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    okay I would give it like a three and a
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    half four star type of vibe from a hotel
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    but it's the United Nations so it's like
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    10 Stars automatically cuz how cool is
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    that she shows a plaque card with her
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    name on there Shirley Lynn it's like a
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    little wedding and she's sitting there
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    there's clearly people next to her but
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    she doesn't show them out of respect for
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    I don't know National Security who the
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    knows right and she's eating the
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    food it looks like delicate Vegetables
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    and protein and she's like yeah she's
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    eating while attending a meeting I think
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    this is the lunch break I'm assuming she
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    would not just be
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    vlogging right I'm assuming and she's
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    like yeah I mean usually for Buffet like
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    they'll have buffets like little lunch
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    periods at the UN but for private
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    Gatherings like this they only allow
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    delegates and related Personnel to make
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    reservations so we made the reservations
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    and now we're just eating and then she
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    just like puts up the camera and she's
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    EA eating and she's like I think the
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    worst part about this and like being the
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    youngest at the table is the food sucks
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    but at least you have an excuse not to
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    talk because it's like part of Chinese
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    culture everyone's like youngest you
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    need to eat more you need to eat more so
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    then she's just like yeah so I just like
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    to sit there and eat eat eat so I don't
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    have to talk but the food's not that
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    great and everyone's looking at the food
  • 00:13:48
    like it looks so good and then at the
  • 00:13:50
    end she's like yeah anyway it's over
  • 00:13:52
    it's like the joy of the happiness of
  • 00:13:55
    school being over for the day and she's
  • 00:13:56
    just like skippity hopping out of the un
  • 00:13:59
    building and everyone is like who are
  • 00:14:03
    you how what's happening you're so young
  • 00:14:05
    you're so beautiful you're so rich
  • 00:14:08
    what's going on at the UN and everything
  • 00:14:09
    is so vague which adds to the mystery of
  • 00:14:11
    it like delegates personnel which part
  • 00:14:15
    like what team what private reserv I
  • 00:14:18
    don't understand so everybody is asking
  • 00:14:20
    all of these comments and she just keeps
  • 00:14:23
    kind of avoiding them she just posts
  • 00:14:25
    more un videos and so everyone was like
  • 00:14:27
    okay that makes a lot of sense when you
  • 00:14:30
    are involved with the UN you don't go
  • 00:14:33
    around sharing what kind of work you do
  • 00:14:35
    that's highly classified information
  • 00:14:37
    perhaps I don't know probably not okay
  • 00:14:40
    but it could be it could be and
  • 00:14:43
    everybody is so fascinated at this rare
  • 00:14:45
    glimpse of the high stake High political
  • 00:14:50
    high impact High influence life of a un
  • 00:14:53
    influencer you're not a influencer with
  • 00:14:56
    the Lamborghini those are losers
  • 00:14:58
    Lamborghini for loser you're un you for
  • 00:15:01
    the ultimate you for unicorn you for you
  • 00:15:03
    are doing great okay that's what she's
  • 00:15:07
    doing so they're flooding her comments
  • 00:15:08
    like begging her please can we do more
  • 00:15:10
    day in the life of like you going to the
  • 00:15:12
    UN because this is the best sh I've ever
  • 00:15:14
    seen and then so she does she's like
  • 00:15:17
    good morning today I'm going to the UN
  • 00:15:18
    headquarters to give a speech and to
  • 00:15:20
    receive an award and she's all dressed
  • 00:15:23
    up in a gown she goes up onto the stage
  • 00:15:26
    and again for privacy reasons she
  • 00:15:28
    doesn't doesn't show a bunch of people
  • 00:15:30
    she only shows like a snippet of her
  • 00:15:32
    speech and she's like hi my name is
  • 00:15:34
    Shirley and she speaks English and
  • 00:15:36
    mandaran she's like hi my name is
  • 00:15:38
    Shirley and she goes on with her little
  • 00:15:40
    speech horable chairman ladies and
  • 00:15:42
    gentlemen T in today's world young
  • 00:15:46
    people has a unique opportunity to
  • 00:15:48
    redefine what leadership means this is
  • 00:15:51
    why I'm dedicated to my work as a social
  • 00:15:54
    influencer and a songwriter using my
  • 00:15:56
    platform not just to entertain
  • 00:15:59
    but to inspire connection spark
  • 00:16:02
    meaningful conversations I remember the
  • 00:16:04
    time when I step off the stage of my
  • 00:16:06
    very first
  • 00:16:07
    concert I wrote down a line of lyric it
  • 00:16:17
    goes it is the share Humanity that calls
  • 00:16:21
    us to unite to rise above div vision and
  • 00:16:25
    to seek understanding in a world that
  • 00:16:27
    sometimes seem torn apart I'm deeply
  • 00:16:29
    grateful for those who believe in my
  • 00:16:31
    work with greater reason I'm driven to
  • 00:16:34
    do
  • 00:16:35
    more thank
  • 00:16:37
    you then it cuts to her receiving the
  • 00:16:39
    award and she's just gracefully waving
  • 00:16:42
    like a little princess like a un
  • 00:16:45
    princess and everyone is like ah we need
  • 00:16:47
    more of this sh I want more surle you
  • 00:16:50
    need to go to work every single day you
  • 00:16:51
    need to go to work on the weekends I
  • 00:16:53
    don't care that you want to have an off
  • 00:16:54
    day get to work I'm tired of this
  • 00:16:56
    Grandma I don't care that
  • 00:16:59
    that's what they want from Shirley okay
  • 00:17:01
    to the point all the comments are
  • 00:17:03
    talking about it oh in one snippet of
  • 00:17:06
    her un video Bill Gates is just there
  • 00:17:09
    and all the comments are I thought Bill
  • 00:17:11
    Gates died shut up yeah I don't know why
  • 00:17:14
    yeah okay yeah okay I can see that like
  • 00:17:18
    growing up in China I learned about Bill
  • 00:17:20
    Gates like third grade in the textbook
  • 00:17:22
    oh it literally goes Bill Gates is the
  • 00:17:24
    richest person in the world Bill guh
  • 00:17:27
    what do you guys call him
  • 00:17:29
    be shut up shut up wait say it again
  • 00:17:34
    be what's Jeff Bezos I don't know I
  • 00:17:36
    didn't learn about him he hadn't made it
  • 00:17:38
    yet when I was yeah he was like he
  • 00:17:40
    hadn't glown up whatever he hadn't done
  • 00:17:43
    atrocious things yet I learned about BR
  • 00:17:45
    GES and then I learned about
  • 00:17:48
    Rona
  • 00:17:50
    Ronaldo Cristiano Ronaldo the football
  • 00:17:54
    player lonardo
  • 00:17:57
    lonardo like ever since I was yeah since
  • 00:17:59
    I learned it at third grade I always
  • 00:18:01
    thought he's like a historical figure
  • 00:18:04
    you thought he's like Einstein like dead
  • 00:18:06
    and gone oh yeah for sure so I came to
  • 00:18:08
    America like high school oh wow he's
  • 00:18:12
    super relevant like he's still around
  • 00:18:14
    not is he relevant I think he's dating
  • 00:18:17
    someone young now he's like I mean no
  • 00:18:20
    I'm just saying like so I think I know
  • 00:18:23
    why some people comment that okay I
  • 00:18:26
    thought there was like fake news
  • 00:18:27
    spreading or maybe it's just like
  • 00:18:29
    American billionaire they're too focused
  • 00:18:30
    on the Chinese billionaires that they
  • 00:18:32
    didn't care about Bill Gates cuz all the
  • 00:18:34
    comments I was so confused when I was
  • 00:18:36
    like translating the comments cuz all of
  • 00:18:37
    them were like wait didn't he die like a
  • 00:18:40
    thousand years ago and I was like if I
  • 00:18:42
    read see think about it if I learned
  • 00:18:44
    about him in third grade bro it's been
  • 00:18:46
    like what decades okay aging yourself
  • 00:18:50
    here yeah so because of her un video and
  • 00:18:54
    Bill Gates in the video her followers
  • 00:18:57
    jumped from 3 million to 7 million
  • 00:18:59
    practically overnight what was Bill
  • 00:19:02
    doing oh he was just sitting there
  • 00:19:05
    saying he was talking but she had voice
  • 00:19:07
    over it's like Bill Gates was hosting a
  • 00:19:09
    dinner today and then she was there
  • 00:19:12
    everyone was like waa this is straight
  • 00:19:14
    out of a show a movie I mean these are
  • 00:19:17
    glimpses into such a rare world and
  • 00:19:19
    people are saying she was born in 2002
  • 00:19:22
    and she's already at the UN this is I
  • 00:19:24
    mean crazy 2002 yeah she's so young
  • 00:19:27
    she's like 20 2 back last year 2122
  • 00:19:31
    meanwhile I can't even get a sentence
  • 00:19:33
    out without drinking water and she's
  • 00:19:35
    giving speeches at the UN and then the
  • 00:19:37
    comments start reading wait isn't this
  • 00:19:39
    the girl that makes the song covers so
  • 00:19:41
    everyone's like what is she what are
  • 00:19:42
    they talking about scroll back to her
  • 00:19:45
    past post she's a singer she's good at
  • 00:19:48
    singing I'm
  • 00:19:52
    mon bed get along with the voices inside
  • 00:19:56
    of my head you're trying to save me stop
  • 00:20:01
    holding your breath and you think I'm
  • 00:20:05
    crazy yeah you think I'm
  • 00:20:08
    crazy there's videos of her opening for
  • 00:20:10
    a concert like a small little concert I
  • 00:20:13
    mean this girl does everything everyone
  • 00:20:15
    is like this is the new it girl of China
  • 00:20:17
    we need to make her someone because
  • 00:20:20
    these are the types of influencers we
  • 00:20:22
    need to have we don't need Lamborghini
  • 00:20:23
    influencers we need un influencers and
  • 00:20:27
    it was like the minute that someone
  • 00:20:28
    typed in that comment so innocently it's
  • 00:20:31
    probably some random person like me
  • 00:20:33
    laying in bed 3:00 a.m. like sideways on
  • 00:20:35
    their phone about to drop it on their
  • 00:20:37
    face like we need more un influencers
  • 00:20:40
    instead of Lamborghini influencers post
  • 00:20:43
    2 seconds later they check to see how
  • 00:20:45
    many likes they got okay that's me
  • 00:20:47
    that's what they're doing and that the
  • 00:20:50
    whole world sees this one comment the
  • 00:20:53
    next day you go on doing every single
  • 00:20:56
    person is a un influencer what all of a
  • 00:20:59
    sudden and and then people originally
  • 00:21:00
    thought is my algorithm algorithm the F
  • 00:21:03
    out of here because I posted or I liked
  • 00:21:06
    this one un influencer I followed her
  • 00:21:08
    and suddenly I'm getting all these young
  • 00:21:10
    people spend a day with me at the UN
  • 00:21:13
    headquarters right day of my life at the
  • 00:21:16
    UN
  • 00:21:17
    headquarters today I'm going to be
  • 00:21:20
    joining a very important meeting to
  • 00:21:22
    discuss World politics and foreign
  • 00:21:24
    policy spend the day with me as we talk
  • 00:21:27
    about climate change at the UN
  • 00:21:30
    headquarters I was late so I had to take
  • 00:21:33
    a helicopter I didn't even know your
  • 00:21:35
    voice can sound like that oh did you
  • 00:21:38
    like that was weird he said I didn't
  • 00:21:41
    know you had a quiet mode I didn't
  • 00:21:45
    no that was that almost put me to sleep
  • 00:21:49
    I got tingles did you like it did you
  • 00:21:53
    like
  • 00:21:54
    it that was so gross I want to die
  • 00:21:57
    everyone is like spend day with me at
  • 00:21:59
    the human headquarters okay okay okay we
  • 00:22:01
    get it and then another person is like
  • 00:22:03
    this is me and these are my veto buttons
  • 00:22:06
    so I'm just going to press the veto for
  • 00:22:08
    this I'm voting what do you mean veto
  • 00:22:10
    Buton I guess they're saying that
  • 00:22:11
    they're voting at the UN and they show
  • 00:22:14
    thems like now I'm going to be pressing
  • 00:22:16
    x wait there's a button yes and then
  • 00:22:19
    they press x what yeah that's how they
  • 00:22:22
    vote I guess I guess the UN is
  • 00:22:25
    technologically advanced they are they
  • 00:22:27
    all like young girls
  • 00:22:29
    there's young dudes young girls I would
  • 00:22:31
    say they're all like 20s early 20s like
  • 00:22:35
    too young that I would not picture them
  • 00:22:37
    at the UN if I Google un all the
  • 00:22:40
    people coming up they're older than my
  • 00:22:42
    mom yeah but these are all like
  • 00:22:44
    influencers yes and they're all pretty
  • 00:22:47
    and they're all dressed head to toe so
  • 00:22:51
    everyone's like huh it's so interesting
  • 00:22:53
    either my algorithm is algorithm or or
  • 00:22:58
    something fish is happening cuz why is
  • 00:23:01
    everybody suddenly a un influence or
  • 00:23:03
    used to just be Shirley and now there's
  • 00:23:05
    like 50 million of them and all of them
  • 00:23:07
    are making content about the UN and now
  • 00:23:09
    it's getting to the point where it's not
  • 00:23:11
    even reasonable content because one guy
  • 00:23:14
    was obsessed with clicking The veto
  • 00:23:16
    button okay and he said I will be
  • 00:23:18
    repping our nation veto now if you don't
  • 00:23:21
    know there's like a one veto policy in
  • 00:23:24
    the UN where eight countries if any one
  • 00:23:27
    of them vetos automatically the whole
  • 00:23:29
    thing gets vetoed China is one of them
  • 00:23:31
    so they're like this random 21-year-old
  • 00:23:34
    looking dude just did a one vote veto
  • 00:23:37
    for the nation of China I don't believe
  • 00:23:40
    you I don't believe you not even for a
  • 00:23:44
    second what's happening here and then
  • 00:23:46
    guys would do the guys were worse than
  • 00:23:48
    the girls the girl un influencers they
  • 00:23:51
    slayed they came they did their thing
  • 00:23:53
    they did their voting they vetoed the
  • 00:23:55
    out of everything and I said good
  • 00:23:57
    for you right the guys there's this one
  • 00:23:59
    guy who's like spend the day with me as
  • 00:24:01
    the UN influencer and he just wakes up
  • 00:24:04
    shirtless just abs and I'm like bro what
  • 00:24:08
    are you doing at the UN okay then he's
  • 00:24:11
    like putting on the suit and tie really
  • 00:24:13
    slowly like he's Christian Gray then he
  • 00:24:17
    goes to the UN and he's all like he's me
  • 00:24:20
    the whole time I'm like I if you're
  • 00:24:23
    meeing at the UN I don't know if you
  • 00:24:25
    should be at the UN you know what I mean
  • 00:24:28
    all of these people are at the UN but
  • 00:24:29
    then people started noticing something
  • 00:24:31
    interesting they're all going to the
  • 00:24:32
    same un building at the same location
  • 00:24:35
    but they all have different commute
  • 00:24:36
    times I mean I don't know maybe they're
  • 00:24:38
    part of different teams but some of them
  • 00:24:40
    are like I just need to show up by 9: so
  • 00:24:42
    I'm taking my helicopter my Chopper some
  • 00:24:45
    people are like I have to get there at
  • 00:24:46
    7:40 so I'm taking my private driver who
  • 00:24:50
    drives me around in a Rolls-Royce
  • 00:24:51
    obviously to the UN and everyone's like
  • 00:24:54
    something's weird here because who the
  • 00:24:56
    is going in a Rolls-Royce to the
  • 00:24:58
    United Nations so people start
  • 00:25:01
    investigating and just to give you some
  • 00:25:03
    context of what's going on I need to
  • 00:25:05
    talk to you about the Gucci
  • 00:25:07
    tights this video is like taking 50
  • 00:25:11
    million turns and you'll never know
  • 00:25:13
    what's coming next we're in the Gucci
  • 00:25:16
    store there was a scandal in China okay
  • 00:25:18
    where a lot of fair rich and pretty
  • 00:25:21
    influencers all got a foot fungus at the
  • 00:25:24
    same time and people thought that was
  • 00:25:25
    weird and they also thought it was weird
  • 00:25:27
    that their promoting it not promoting it
  • 00:25:29
    but vlogging about it cuz it was there
  • 00:25:31
    was a lot of foot it was a lot of fungus
  • 00:25:33
    eight of them at the same time are they
  • 00:25:35
    all going to the same gym showers at
  • 00:25:39
    some $2,000 a month gym but they never
  • 00:25:42
    mop their showers and then they don't
  • 00:25:44
    give you free flipflops for $2,000 a
  • 00:25:46
    month so you got to walk into the puddle
  • 00:25:48
    of water and then you get a foot fungus
  • 00:25:49
    is that what's going on because it's not
  • 00:25:51
    that common that eight people at the
  • 00:25:53
    same time get a foot fungus and they're
  • 00:25:55
    all kind of friends so people start
  • 00:25:57
    investing tigating turns out they're not
  • 00:26:00
    fair rich and pretty they're fair and
  • 00:26:02
    they're pretty and life's not fair
  • 00:26:04
    because they're not rich so they had
  • 00:26:07
    bought a pair of Gucci tights and split
  • 00:26:11
    it amongst 20 people and they all paid
  • 00:26:14
    like $30 for it one pair of tights
  • 00:26:17
    covers your feet and everything you know
  • 00:26:18
    what I'm talking about the stockings
  • 00:26:20
    with the Gucci logo everywhere those
  • 00:26:21
    were like all the hype and the Chanel
  • 00:26:23
    ones were all the hype they bought one
  • 00:26:25
    pair and they shared it
  • 00:26:28
    so everybody reserved a day they had
  • 00:26:30
    like a Google doc calendar for it this
  • 00:26:33
    day I'm going to this town so I need to
  • 00:26:35
    take a bunch of pictures freaking crazy
  • 00:26:37
    this day I'm going to book this hotel so
  • 00:26:39
    I need to take a bunch of pictures and
  • 00:26:42
    one person had wash it no one person had
  • 00:26:44
    a foot fungus and so all of them got the
  • 00:26:48
    foot fungus what's even crazier is that
  • 00:26:51
    they even have hotel packages for
  • 00:26:53
    influencers you can enter a chat in
  • 00:26:56
    China and they'll say booking
  • 00:26:58
    presidential suite at the shanga hotel
  • 00:27:02
    or the Mandarin Oriental Hotel right
  • 00:27:05
    everyone needs to pitch in and you get
  • 00:27:07
    30 minutes yeah to take photos yes
  • 00:27:10
    everybody pitches in like $100 versus I
  • 00:27:13
    don't know probably like the thousands
  • 00:27:14
    of dollars it is for that night and they
  • 00:27:16
    have everything set up to take photos so
  • 00:27:19
    you go in they've already moved the bed
  • 00:27:21
    next to the window like all the
  • 00:27:22
    Instagram pictures which by the way I
  • 00:27:24
    always thought about that because I
  • 00:27:26
    always go to the hotel's Instagram page
  • 00:27:28
    and I always see beds right next to the
  • 00:27:30
    window in New York and I'm like that is
  • 00:27:32
    beautiful I want to wake up like that
  • 00:27:34
    then you book The Room the bed is
  • 00:27:36
    nowhere near the window and
  • 00:27:37
    you're like how did they they move the
  • 00:27:39
    mattress M or they get the table oh my
  • 00:27:42
    God this was a crazy thing I saw an
  • 00:27:44
    influencer breaking it down she said she
  • 00:27:46
    moves the table covers it in blankets to
  • 00:27:49
    look like bedding and then she just like
  • 00:27:52
    leans up against the window whilst
  • 00:27:54
    sitting on the table to make it look
  • 00:27:57
    like she's just casually woke up like
  • 00:27:59
    this next to the window yeah it's that
  • 00:28:02
    influencer economy it was crazy so if
  • 00:28:07
    you see me posing in a hotel next to the
  • 00:28:10
    window no you didn't okay that
  • 00:28:13
    was natural so they see that and they
  • 00:28:15
    realize okay something weird is going on
  • 00:28:18
    with the UN influencers they go online
  • 00:28:21
    and they find that the UN you can
  • 00:28:24
    actually buy a package to do a full tour
  • 00:28:27
    where you get to go around and be really
  • 00:28:30
    integrated in the office you get to go
  • 00:28:32
    and sit in on some discussions that are
  • 00:28:35
    obviously not important discussions you
  • 00:28:37
    can even sit and eat lunch there with a
  • 00:28:40
    reservation you get a little name tag
  • 00:28:42
    you get a badge you get the whole fing
  • 00:28:45
    un experience but then people are saying
  • 00:28:47
    okay that explains all the new people
  • 00:28:49
    but Shirley's not a faker because
  • 00:28:51
    Shirley she gave a speech and got an
  • 00:28:53
    award well according to one article
  • 00:28:56
    published by mainstream media chines
  • 00:28:58
    news outlets um if you just pay around
  • 00:29:01
    $10,000 you $10,000 yeah you could give
  • 00:29:05
    a speech at the UN like not even just to
  • 00:29:08
    an empty room like you're going to have
  • 00:29:09
    people that like I guess it's like
  • 00:29:10
    speech night speech night please give a
  • 00:29:13
    speech on something that you care about
  • 00:29:15
    and maybe Bill Gates will be there maybe
  • 00:29:17
    who knows yeah and then if you pay even
  • 00:29:20
    more you get awarded an award like if
  • 00:29:22
    you pay like $330,000 you get an award I
  • 00:29:24
    don't know what that award is for for
  • 00:29:26
    being rich I guess you get an award so
  • 00:29:30
    it seems like Shirley paid for that
  • 00:29:32
    package because even when you listen to
  • 00:29:34
    a little snippet of her inter Her speech
  • 00:29:36
    at the UN it doesn't make sense like
  • 00:29:39
    it's very vague it doesn't sound like
  • 00:29:42
    she's really saying much and everything
  • 00:29:43
    about it like I said was very vague like
  • 00:29:45
    we don't know what she's given a speech
  • 00:29:47
    on right in today's world young people
  • 00:29:50
    has a unique opportunity to redefine
  • 00:29:52
    what leadership means turns out you can
  • 00:29:54
    buy a package to give a speech and award
  • 00:29:57
    at the un so everyone realized the UN
  • 00:30:00
    influencer is not a un
  • 00:30:03
    influencer yeah most of them bought
  • 00:30:07
    their way in and it actually became a
  • 00:30:09
    whole scandal in China because the
  • 00:30:10
    people that were actually doing work at
  • 00:30:12
    the UN they were accused of lying and
  • 00:30:14
    they're like trying to raise awareness
  • 00:30:16
    for actual topics that are being covered
  • 00:30:18
    at the UN and people are like f you
  • 00:30:20
    you're a poser you're a faker you're
  • 00:30:23
    lying so that was a whole thing so then
  • 00:30:26
    people moved on to the next best thing
  • 00:30:28
    people became like it's so fascinating
  • 00:30:31
    because I think in America it's the same
  • 00:30:32
    but because we're in it we don't see it
  • 00:30:35
    not like me but like Americans like
  • 00:30:37
    we're on Tik Tok every day so we don't
  • 00:30:39
    see the sudden shift of different people
  • 00:30:42
    but like when you go look at China or
  • 00:30:44
    different countries because you weren't
  • 00:30:45
    in it the whole way it feels like
  • 00:30:47
    everything is a period the period was UN
  • 00:30:50
    influencer and now there's a new period
  • 00:30:53
    that everybody is talking about and it's
  • 00:30:55
    so fascinating it's people that are
  • 00:30:57
    saying hey look we're moving out of the
  • 00:31:00
    country and I'm going to go settle down
  • 00:31:02
    in the UAE because my husband is um a
  • 00:31:06
    prince I'm a
  • 00:31:08
    princess and I'm a princess and we're
  • 00:31:11
    going to move to Dubai and we're going
  • 00:31:13
    to live there for the rest of our lives
  • 00:31:15
    and we have so much Royal stuff here
  • 00:31:18
    because my prince from the UAE they
  • 00:31:21
    always say UAE okay my prince from the
  • 00:31:24
    UAE he had a lot of princely stuff in
  • 00:31:27
    China while while he was living with me
  • 00:31:28
    but now we're going to go back and do
  • 00:31:30
    some Royal duties he's a Tiny Prince by
  • 00:31:33
    the way he's like not even really that
  • 00:31:35
    big O he's not even like the main Prince
  • 00:31:38
    he's like a side Prince like if they
  • 00:31:40
    were to write a romance book about a
  • 00:31:42
    prince it's not this one it's not this
  • 00:31:44
    one that's for sure and then they show
  • 00:31:45
    the husband and I'm like look I don't
  • 00:31:48
    know right I don't know but he looks
  • 00:31:50
    more like a Prince Harry knockoff than a
  • 00:31:53
    middle eastern Prince but you know what
  • 00:31:55
    do I know right what yeah they all just
  • 00:31:58
    look like
  • 00:32:00
    super white they don't look Middle
  • 00:32:03
    Eastern at all at all so I'm like do am
  • 00:32:08
    I confused do I not know anything about
  • 00:32:12
    anything like I'm over here Googling the
  • 00:32:14
    princes of the UAE whoever they married
  • 00:32:17
    in China um and they say turns out I'm
  • 00:32:22
    pregnant so we have decided to move back
  • 00:32:24
    to settle down and his family want us to
  • 00:32:26
    be back there so we're going to be
  • 00:32:27
    selling everything on the live stream um
  • 00:32:29
    look at my belly they're always heavily
  • 00:32:31
    pregnant and when I say they I've come
  • 00:32:33
    across maybe like 20 UAE prince married
  • 00:32:37
    princesses Chinese girls who have
  • 00:32:39
    married UAE princes yeah Middle Eastern
  • 00:32:42
    princes and um like I'm pregnant so
  • 00:32:45
    we're going to do a little flash sale of
  • 00:32:46
    everything in our house everything's got
  • 00:32:47
    to go for super super cheap just cuz
  • 00:32:51
    it's not even really for us we just want
  • 00:32:52
    to give back to you guys so what are
  • 00:32:54
    they
  • 00:32:56
    selling they're selling some of the
  • 00:33:00
    cheapest that people have ever seen
  • 00:33:03
    in their lives it's like Tupperware that
  • 00:33:07
    might as well like Tupperware is like a
  • 00:33:09
    reusable food container yes which should
  • 00:33:11
    be better for the environment however
  • 00:33:13
    it's like paper so it's not even Tupper
  • 00:33:16
    wearing it's like a paper dish they're
  • 00:33:19
    just selling the cheapest things but
  • 00:33:21
    they put royal in front of it they put
  • 00:33:23
    UAE royalty in front of it UAE royalty
  • 00:33:28
    Tupperware UAE royalty French perfume
  • 00:33:31
    and it's like the worst thing that
  • 00:33:34
    Chinese netizens have ever seen in their
  • 00:33:36
    entire lives but they eat it up who eat
  • 00:33:40
    it up the neens the audience buy it yeah
  • 00:33:43
    they're like oh man give me some Royal
  • 00:33:45
    toilet paper they say it's actually kind
  • 00:33:48
    of fun I mean sometimes they're like
  • 00:33:50
    it's fun and oh okay so it's like a skit
  • 00:33:52
    they know it's a skit I mean I hope most
  • 00:33:55
    people do I hope I feel like people
  • 00:33:58
    might have fallen for it like I feel
  • 00:33:59
    like my mom would have fallen for it no
  • 00:34:02
    okay maybe not my mom but I think that
  • 00:34:04
    there are some older people that might
  • 00:34:05
    have falled for it yeah okay so the
  • 00:34:07
    question is are they selling what they
  • 00:34:09
    have in the house or they're selling
  • 00:34:10
    like here's like a whole inventory of a
  • 00:34:13
    whole inventory because they're royalty
  • 00:34:15
    you know obviously royalty have
  • 00:34:16
    inventory they have a house for their
  • 00:34:19
    house and that second house it's like
  • 00:34:21
    the when I learned about the Yachts oh a
  • 00:34:23
    boat for a boat a boat for a boat Jeff
  • 00:34:26
    Bezos say supply boat is like 4 $
  • 00:34:27
    million I don't think that man has set
  • 00:34:30
    foot on that boat mhmh and it just
  • 00:34:32
    follows around his like I don't know
  • 00:34:33
    $100 million boat around like a little
  • 00:34:36
    tail like hey if you ever need to wipe
  • 00:34:38
    your ass I got a whole room full of
  • 00:34:39
    toilet paper here mhm yeah oh yeah
  • 00:34:43
    uh-huh exactly so they're selling items
  • 00:34:46
    for $1 average that's their product
  • 00:34:49
    price average is $1 per product wa wait
  • 00:34:52
    the light is flashing crazy behind you
  • 00:34:55
    I'm so sorry I didn't mean to talk about
  • 00:34:57
    the oh that's crazy wait I'm scared oh
  • 00:35:01
    wait why is it I'm scared maybe they are
  • 00:35:03
    real
  • 00:35:05
    royalty hello yeah and then they just
  • 00:35:08
    disappear they just disappear afterwards
  • 00:35:11
    after they make their money but some of
  • 00:35:13
    the girls they decide I actually want to
  • 00:35:15
    keep an online career after this so what
  • 00:35:17
    they do is Doan gets really mad if you
  • 00:35:20
    lie to sell products so they will come
  • 00:35:24
    out and they'll say guys they'll come
  • 00:35:26
    out looking disheveled
  • 00:35:29
    guys I got scammed I thought my husband
  • 00:35:33
    was the prince of the UAE and he wasn't
  • 00:35:37
    and now I'm really sad and I have no
  • 00:35:39
    more money anymore so I'm going to be
  • 00:35:41
    hosting a live
  • 00:35:43
    stream where I sell products for really
  • 00:35:47
    discounted prices because I need the
  • 00:35:50
    money yeah there's smart they're insane
  • 00:35:53
    I don't even know what to say it got to
  • 00:35:55
    the point where a lot of international
  • 00:35:57
    publication we're making articles about
  • 00:35:59
    the rise of UAE princes marrying Chinese
  • 00:36:03
    girls it's a scam yeah they're like it's
  • 00:36:06
    all a scam and it's always like the
  • 00:36:08
    weirdest vlogging situation it's always
  • 00:36:10
    like they're in a convertible in a carh
  • 00:36:13
    and then like someone is recording them
  • 00:36:16
    but like imagine I'm in the passenger
  • 00:36:17
    seat of a convertible car and I'm just
  • 00:36:19
    like hey guy I'm like looking up at the
  • 00:36:22
    sky belong it's just weird the whole
  • 00:36:25
    thing is bizarre and that is what I've
  • 00:36:28
    been swept up in recently I've been
  • 00:36:30
    going down so many rabbit holes I need
  • 00:36:33
    to get off the web page doing this is
  • 00:36:35
    why Tiffany told me I'm not allowed to
  • 00:36:36
    have the app I think she's actually
  • 00:36:37
    helping me because I went through the UN
  • 00:36:39
    influencer phas the toilet the toilet
  • 00:36:42
    guy and oh the the the UAE Prince phase
  • 00:36:46
    but there's also this is so fascinating
  • 00:36:48
    I think the way that Chinese influencers
  • 00:36:50
    work is fascinating and I have so much
  • 00:36:53
    respect for it because they are
  • 00:36:55
    efficient they know what they want and
  • 00:36:57
    they cut to the chase like there was
  • 00:36:59
    this one group where they were hosting
  • 00:37:02
    these walking events like walking on the
  • 00:37:04
    pier of Shanghai what's that street um
  • 00:37:07
    the Bund imagine like walking down Fifth
  • 00:37:09
    Avenue or walking around Central Park
  • 00:37:11
    and they want it to be gossip girlesque
  • 00:37:14
    they like they went through a Gossip
  • 00:37:16
    Girl face everybody in China went
  • 00:37:17
    through a Gossip Girl phas where they
  • 00:37:18
    were doing like yoga on the street and
  • 00:37:19
    they were like we love America and then
  • 00:37:21
    um which by the way I love the
  • 00:37:25
    fact that if you go on Chinese social
  • 00:37:28
    media they always be posting like guys
  • 00:37:31
    look at this American lunch I'm having
  • 00:37:33
    because I think American food was
  • 00:37:35
    trending at one point they would go to
  • 00:37:37
    an American restaurant they call it like
  • 00:37:40
    white people
  • 00:37:41
    meal and the American restaurant they go
  • 00:37:44
    to is just like the worst salad
  • 00:37:48
    restaurant I've ever seen in my life and
  • 00:37:52
    they always go I don't know how
  • 00:37:53
    Americans do it why is everything so
  • 00:37:56
    cold yogurt is cold your salad is cold
  • 00:38:01
    everything is cold and they were yeah it
  • 00:38:03
    was a whole thing to have white people
  • 00:38:05
    meals they cosplaying and so then um
  • 00:38:08
    they love Gossip Girl they said in order
  • 00:38:10
    to walk the pier with us all they're
  • 00:38:12
    doing is walking and taking pictures
  • 00:38:14
    your outfit needs to be worth at least
  • 00:38:17
    $1,000 your bag needs to at least be
  • 00:38:21
    $5,000 please submit this form if you'd
  • 00:38:23
    like to walk with us these are strangers
  • 00:38:27
    that are just going to be walking
  • 00:38:28
    together I don't even know what that
  • 00:38:30
    means what do you mean yeah they just
  • 00:38:32
    dress up and then they just walk they
  • 00:38:35
    walk just fascinating huh I'm in a
  • 00:38:37
    rabbit hole I can't get out of the China
  • 00:38:40
    verse I love it here there's so much
  • 00:38:42
    going on everywhere I look some weird
  • 00:38:45
    is happening what are your thoughts
  • 00:38:47
    on this let me know in the comments and
  • 00:38:49
    I'll see you guys in the next one
  • 00:38:57
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