I TOLD GRANNY ABOUT HAWK TUAH - Talk Tuah Ep. 2

00:31:28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9sSw3oIhO8

الملخص

TLDRThe video features a candid conversation among close friends reflecting on their experiences and relationships. The group, consisting of Maddie, Chelsea, Alyssa, and others, shares stories about their past, including an unexpected viral moment at CMA Fest. They discuss how this unintended fame affected them, sharing the humorous and awkward situations following the event. Despite initial embarrassment, they later embrace their viral identity. The group also delves into their shared history, having known each other since high school, and highlights their quirks and inside jokes. The narrative is filled with humor, personal anecdotes, and lighthearted banter, showcasing the strength and resilience of lifelong friendships.

الوجبات الجاهزة

  • 😂 The friends share a funny, viral incident at CMA Fest that gained unexpected attention.
  • 🤝 They have been friends since high school, showing strong bonds and camaraderie.
  • 📸 They discuss dealing with sudden internet fame, embracing the humorous side of it.
  • 👩‍👧‍👧 The group is known as 'CQB,' but its meaning is a closely held secret.
  • 🥳 They recount nights out and humorous mishaps, highlighting their close community.
  • 💃 They each have unique 'alter egos' that come out in certain situations.
  • 🎤 A mix of southern accents and candid storytelling adds to their charm.
  • 😅 They humorously navigate the awkwardness brought by fame and recognition.
  • ❤️ Strong friendships have helped them deal with personal insecurities and challenges.
  • 🍷 Stories are told over casual hangouts, reflecting a laid-back lifestyle.

الجدول الزمني

  • 00:00:00 - 00:05:00

    The video starts with a casual introduction on a front porch where a group of longtime friends reminisce about their high school days. They mention an inside joke among them, CQB, without revealing its meaning, emphasizing its secretive nature. The group discusses an incident at the CMA fest involving an unexpected YouTube interview that went viral, leading to a series of escalating events and widespread recognition.

  • 00:05:00 - 00:10:00

    The narrator continues the story, talking about how a video they participated in unexpectedly became popular, reaching half a million views and eventually over a million. The friends recall their surprise and the continued release of videos that led to tensions and emotional responses. They discuss the anxiety caused by the sudden fame and the negative comments on their appearance in the videos.

  • 00:10:00 - 00:15:00

    As the fame grows, the narrator shares the challenge of explaining the situation to her family, specifically her grandmother and father, who found it difficult to understand the gravity of the situation. The conversation is humorous, highlighting generational misunderstandings and the social media impact on privacy and family dynamics. There are references to TikTok fame and humorous exchanges about their personal lives.

  • 00:15:00 - 00:20:00

    The narrative shifts to a lighter tone discussing the experiences of being misidentified online. They joke about an impersonator trying to take credit for their viral moment, dealing with public perception, and frustrations about rumors. The conversation highlights the absurdity of internet fame and the normalization of their newfound popularity.

  • 00:20:00 - 00:25:00

    The friends engage in discussing past experiences, including high school memories and friendships formed through shared activities like cheerleading. They recount humorous and sometimes embarrassing situations, reflecting on how their relationships have evolved. There's a sense of nostalgia and humor as they navigate through these stories, underlining their strong bond.

  • 00:25:00 - 00:31:28

    Towards the end, the grandma, affectionately shown as 'Granny,' joins the conversation, displaying the family's candid and humorous dynamics. They exchange playful banter, joke about life lessons, and tease each other. This segment brings a heartwarming and humorous conclusion to their dialogue, showcasing the love and quirky entertainment shared within the family.

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الخريطة الذهنية

Mind Map

الأسئلة الشائعة

  • Who are the main people involved in the video?

    The main people are Maddie, Chelsea, Alyssa, and the narrator.

  • What event unexpectedly made one of the speakers famous?

    A street interview during the CMA Fest which went viral on social media.

  • How did the group react to the viral fame?

    The group was embarrassed but later embraced it, despite initial difficulties.

  • What is the secret behind their group name 'CQB'?

    The meaning of 'CQB' is top secret and not revealed in the video.

  • How did they all meet?

    They met during high school and have been friends for years, with some knowing each other since third grade.

  • What is the level of friendship among the group?

    They have been a close-knit group since high school, surviving through different friend groups.

  • What type of humor is prevalent in their storytelling?

    They use self-deprecating humor, jokes about past events, and anecdotes about their 'alter egos'.

  • What personal struggles do they discuss?

    They discuss dealing with viral fame, relationships, and personal insecurities.

  • Have relationships within the group changed due to the viral fame?

    The friendships remained strong despite the challenges and pressures of viral fame.

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التمرير التلقائي:
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    what is she say uhoh Here Comes granny
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    it was on the radio on the radio granny
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    listen to what I'm saying to you I was
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    like spit on it go to hell dude I love
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    Fireball it's like my spiritual calling
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    H this is a crazy conspiracy theory I
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    don't know if you've seen
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    [Music]
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    this okay welcome to my front porch um
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    we got Maddie over here this has been my
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    best friend for 13 years you got you you
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    already know her I'm not even going to
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    introduce Chelsea you already know her
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    and then you got a Lista over here this
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    is Chelsea's sister this is our little
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    friend group right here this is
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    CQB we can't nobody knows no you will
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    never know what it means ever um nobody
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    knows we all been like a friend group
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    since high school what does it mean it's
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    top secret will die before I tell you
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    what it means we told you we'd have to
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    kill you there's one person we went to
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    high school with who just happened to
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    guess what it was you're watching this
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    keep your mouth shut keep your mouth
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    shut so the night it happens okay we
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    were all there from your perspective
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    okay I don't want to hear her
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    perspective anymore yeah I'm tired of
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    saying it too so y'all be my gu okay
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    okay I feel like we tell the story
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    differently yeah we definitely do you
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    you like to add details in there and I'm
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    like that didn't happen maybe it did I
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    don't know I was also little I you're
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    trying to get away from there too though
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    while I was standing there holding my
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    own okay so we were all there you were
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    there I was there except you weren't
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    there I weren't with like I wasn't with
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    y'all okay we're all at the CMA Fest we
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    all went together right but we sat
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    together yeah we all sat together um
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    then like after we were like oh yeah
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    let's go out you know and me and Haley
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    and Alyssa and Carly right yeah we're
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    just walking down Broadway Lys and Carly
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    like oh let's go to this bar I mean haly
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    like okay we're going to go Lolly
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    gagging down the street you know and
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    we're just walking and we see like two
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    dudes you know with like a big
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    flashlight and a camera and I was like
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    haly a camera and we would go over there
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    and I was like are you'all vlogging and
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    they was like no we do YouTube we're
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    like oh okay I was like do you'all mind
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    if we ask you a few questions we were
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    like never once told us what the
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    questions were those were the last
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    questions I was expecting to hear me and
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    you both was like oh what's your
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    favorite color mine's red you know
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    that's why I passed it to you and here
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    we are you set her up I did but hey I
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    felt bad at first but now I'm I'm proud
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    yeah y'all had to come get me after and
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    I remember I got in the car and you said
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    we messed up I said why you said we did
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    a street interview and I said what did
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    y'all say and you were like I don't even
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    know what we said I don't yeah I
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    literally I was but we were all
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    like yeah like I forgot about it I was
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    like it wasn't that bad that's what's
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    funny about it as soon as the first
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    video come out like the actual hotk to
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    we're like okay that's it seen it at
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    work and I facetimed each one of you I
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    was unconscious I got to get their raw
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    reactions to this video cuz I was dying
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    and Haley's like asleep
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    oh yeah she didn't even know we're all
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    like Kay's about to sit her pants and
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    then well at first it was like it wasn't
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    getting views at all and then by the
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    time she woke up it had like 500k yeah I
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    was uh oh and then I saw like 1.5 mil I
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    was like they we were like okay you know
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    it's going to blow over it was fun yeah
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    I thought it was going to be like a haha
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    couple hours later drops another video
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    yeah and I was like that was the only
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    part of the conversation that was funny
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    he keeps dropping more videos as like
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    the weeks go on and I'm like no I you
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    called me after he dropped the next one
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    and you were like Chelsea this is bad
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    you were like balling your eyes out and
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    I was like [ __ ] so I left work real
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    quick and I was like I'm coming over and
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    I came over and we didn't leave the
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    house for he dropped that second one
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    which one was it which one was the
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    second was what I love you pie or the
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    Cobb the cobwebs that's the one you were
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    the most worried about like I was
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    literally at my aunt and uncle's house
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    and I was like oh I want to go see their
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    Garden they took me down there say their
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    garden and everything else I got a
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    cousin from or cousin I get a call from
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    KK and I was like
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    what's she calling me for I was like
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    that can't be good Hunter calls her back
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    Hunter's my little blond-headed
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    curly-headed cousin he's my cousin not
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    my man get that right please and thank
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    you Snapchat stories drives me nuts um
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    and she's like there's another video and
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    I was like what could I have possibly
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    said I was like I don't remember I was
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    pretty damn drunk in that interview I
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    was like I don't know I was drinking
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    those slushies all day me and you both
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    were yeah I remember nothing it was like
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    some kind of
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    blue what was in it it was vodka right
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    it was like Tito it was
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    yeah it's pretty good we were drinking
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    them all evening you anyka and you said
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    these have nothing in there and they're
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    like I don't know what you want me to do
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    about it like put another shot in there
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    and you said I paid for it she did she
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    took him back she's like there's no
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    alcohol on this and they put another
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    shot off in there for us I went with Y
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    and I I was paying for it so I was like
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    I'm paying extra for this you better put
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    it in there exactly and then after they
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    released that one video where you could
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    really see my tongue that it was blue
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    after I've been drinking all day they're
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    like she sucked off Papa Smurf and I was
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    like well G okay you know but we were up
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    there and we got that phone call and KK
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    was telling us about this other video
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    and I was like are you [ __ ] me right
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    now like you're pulling my dick there's
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    no way there is no way in hell they done
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    post another video I don't remember
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    saying that hunter gets this video to
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    pull up and I'm
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    like I was like that is not good I was
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    like okay I got to get in my car and go
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    home cuz I'm about to have a nervous
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    breakdown me and Granny are on the way
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    home and I'm over here and there's a sad
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    song on the radio I'm like keep it
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    together granny has no idea what's
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    happening granny has no idea at this
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    point she's like why are you in such a
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    hurry I was like gr I I just need to get
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    in the car and go I was like I'm ready
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    to take a nap I need to take a shower I
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    was like I just I just need to go home
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    we get home I go in my room I was like
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    oh
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    Jesus time either she didn't and when I
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    told her like about the whole thing it
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    was like a really when I told her I had
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    to explain it to her like three times
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    and she was like I don't get it and I
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    was like granny listen to what I'm
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    saying to you I was like spit on it and
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    she's like oh and I was like granny
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    Jesus Christ I was like don't say that
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    that I was like let me end up telling my
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    daddy you know whatever I'm going to
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    explain it to him to which he knew about
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    it but he didn't understand it either he
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    was like I don't [ __ ] get it but I
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    should have known somebody in my family
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    would have said something to his ass
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    before I did so he knew before you even
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    told him he's heard about it but he
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    didn't really know what it was so I was
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    like okay well I guess I'm going to have
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    to tell him then granny he gets here
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    she's like Haley come in here and tell
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    your daddy what you told me and I was
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    like oh Jesus Christ and he's hotheaded
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    too that's where I get it from so did
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    you tell your brother or did he ask you
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    about it first I told Austin about it
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    now Andrew I think he seen it at work
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    and he's like what the [ __ ] he texted
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    Austin he's like do you know our little
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    sister's like Tik Tok famous and he was
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    like yeah Tik Tok famous it's kind of
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    funny I didn't think it was big until my
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    dad was like awesome bu has at work show
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    meet you on Facebook you and Haley in
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    Nashville I was like oh did they it was
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    rough I literally locked myself in that
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    bedroom for like 2 weeks I went to work
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    and then I'd come straight home I
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    wouldn't even go to the store and get
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    gas I was like everybody and their mom
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    knows me around here I was like I can't
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    do it they're going
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    like yeah dressed in hats and hoodies I
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    didn't think it was getting bad until I
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    started seeing people like do merch that
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    said it and I was like what or like that
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    girl that pretended to be you oh yeah
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    like the one that was like trying to get
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    getting the benefit hey those people
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    done deep investigation though no they
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    did but they didn't well nobody really
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    know who you were so like yeah they they
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    didn't know your name I was okay with it
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    I was okay with it she I was like she's
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    claiming to be me yes sister you take
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    that that wasn't that wasn't haly W I
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    don't know who the hell that was you go
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    to D meet your attorney yeah shout out
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    your mama yeah shout out Mom I love you
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    shout out Mama D I love you telling my
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    dad was like an awkward conversation so
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    he's sitting here he's like mean mugging
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    the [ __ ] out of me while I'm telling him
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    and I'm like okay this is not going to
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    go good and I'm trying to get it out
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    where it doesn't sound as bad as it was
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    cuz at this point I was like this is
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    going to be a mess then you have granny
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    over here
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    just spit on it
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    hot to she doesn't even say hot to she's
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    hot toy I was like granny stop let me
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    let me finish telling him she's over
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    here okay spit on it I she's just over
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    here I'm over here like this trying to
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    tell him cuz I'm laughing trying to tell
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    him and he's getting mad cuz I want spit
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    it out and I'm like oh my [ __ ] God I
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    like all right Daddy I said it I said it
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    I was talking about spitting on dick
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    [ __ ] like it's just a joke though he
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    said I know not to take you [ __ ] I know
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    not to take you serious cuz you can
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    never tell what comes out of my mouth my
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    whole family has said
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    that know that I don't think anyone was
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    surprised when they seen the video
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    anyone that knows you everybody that I
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    spoke to about it like when it first
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    happened they're like that does not
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    surprise me that come out of your mouth
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    I'm like thank you even if you weren't
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    drinking and you were there like you
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    would say it if we were here yeah to
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    y'all I'm like scatter brain we can have
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    a conversation like this and if I see a
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    cow or something I'm going to jump to
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    that and I'm always going to have
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    something to say about something else
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    definitely the hardest part was like
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    coming out of my house after all this
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    happened I was like I'm embarrassed
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    death I cannot show my face anywhere I
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    was like mortified of it now I kind of
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    embraced it I wish I'd have done it
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    sooner I'd be like quit being a little
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    [ __ ] and get your ass up and go see
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    your attorney just do it and we did that
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    and did and you sat in that meeting with
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    me I do there's this man the other night
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    at dark spinley he tickled the [ __ ] out
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    of me he was like I what he how did he
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    word it you remember that older man and
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    I was
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    like I don't know what you're talking
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    about he's like I can't mistake that
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    country twang from anywhere he's like I
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    know it's you and I was
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    like surprise yes me what's the craziest
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    rumor I think I want to ask you guys
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    what's the craziest
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    shy let's talk about shy that's not a
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    rumor that was like real thing that
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    happened
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    yesterday it wasn't even my Shir tussy
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    though that was the best com I've read
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    since this only start wasn't shuss
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    imagine waking up from a nap like you're
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    taking this really good ass nap I was
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    waiting on you to tell me if you're
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    staying within or if you're going home
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    so I was like all right I'm going to
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    take a nap my comforter is drying
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    whatever took me a little nap I wake up
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    I don't know how she timed it so good I
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    had like a bunch of messages and
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    everything else I was like what's this
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    about I wake up she facetimes me she's
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    like haly go to your Instagram I was
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    like what what is it she's like
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    shsy like people are talking about your
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    shirt tussy and she was like oh my God
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    she already knew what I was talking
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    about cuz we we seen it I was like why
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    does it look like that that's not right
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    all the comments were talking about it
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    and then someone said sure tussy and I
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    was like that is the best thing they
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    could have ever said no as soon as I
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    seen it I was like that's literally the
  • 00:10:30
    picture we said not to post no he
  • 00:10:32
    literally sent like a or he said are
  • 00:10:35
    these pictures above like good for the
  • 00:10:36
    post and I was like yeah those are good
  • 00:10:37
    you sent the ones I sent that picture
  • 00:10:40
    was not in there I did not send that I
  • 00:10:42
    would not have done that to you Jamie
  • 00:10:44
    you're done for so a shirt tussy is when
  • 00:10:46
    you have a fat Coter and your Coter
  • 00:10:48
    decides to take a bite out of your shirt
  • 00:10:50
    that's exactly what a shirt tussy is and
  • 00:10:52
    don't act like you haven't ever had one
  • 00:10:53
    or I've never seen that before actually
  • 00:10:56
    you're the first well hell it's better
  • 00:10:58
    than a camel toe it's basically the same
  • 00:11:00
    thing I think it's worse I don't know
  • 00:11:01
    I'd rather have a camel to the shirt it
  • 00:11:03
    least like you're wearing the pants and
  • 00:11:05
    it's not your
  • 00:11:06
    shirt I hate to say it but those lips
  • 00:11:08
    look too little to be
  • 00:11:11
    mine I hate to say it I was looking I
  • 00:11:14
    was like there a no way there's no way
  • 00:11:16
    in hell that's
  • 00:11:19
    mine what's that girl off me girl say
  • 00:11:22
    just because I have a WID set
  • 00:11:24
    vagina oh my God you keep saying what I
  • 00:11:27
    like in the backup pack of the cat
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    wait what' she say what I la in the back
  • 00:11:31
    I pack in the cat she didn't even know
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    what that means I was like Kay that
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    literally means
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    you no it
  • 00:11:38
    don't big Martha what yall know about it
  • 00:11:42
    who is that what you call her yeah yeah
  • 00:11:44
    her name is Big Martha
  • 00:11:46
    actually oh
  • 00:11:49
    God no she tried naming ours actually
  • 00:11:52
    she did she sat down she's said why
  • 00:11:53
    don't we name yours
  • 00:11:56
    Doug she went one by one trying to come
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    up with
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    like
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    no nobody thinks what I think stop what
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    you're doing right now I'm serious
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    whatever app you have open right now
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    close it whatever text you're reading
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    shut that down trust me I'm doing this
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    for you now take your finger and head
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    1,000x lineup download better and play
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    better picks how did you guys meet so we
  • 00:12:32
    met in high school me and her have been
  • 00:12:33
    best friends since like third grade yeah
  • 00:12:35
    something like that third fourth and
  • 00:12:37
    then we survived two other friend groups
  • 00:12:39
    and we kind of kind of guess come to our
  • 00:12:42
    last destination best for last final
  • 00:12:46
    destination well we met in high school
  • 00:12:48
    we all cheered together yeah got into
  • 00:12:50
    some trouble together in cheer L bot
  • 00:12:53
    trouble actually no we met because I
  • 00:12:55
    made you take us home like that's how
  • 00:12:57
    we've been friends Chelsea we were
  • 00:12:58
    leaving school yeah cuz my sister left
  • 00:13:00
    me we I kind of knew you all before
  • 00:13:02
    though yeah we we knew each other same
  • 00:13:04
    grade yeah and we knew Jordan too but I
  • 00:13:06
    was supposed to go we were supposed to
  • 00:13:08
    go home with my sister and she left us
  • 00:13:10
    dished us out of the car so I was like
  • 00:13:11
    what am I supposed to do thank you H we
  • 00:13:13
    appreciate that can we hay ride with
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    y'all and I'm like yeah that's fine both
  • 00:13:18
    of them actually tried dating my brother
  • 00:13:21
    that was before I tried being your
  • 00:13:22
    friend that's how I met y'all y'all
  • 00:13:25
    Carson was my man Carson Was Your Man
  • 00:13:28
    Carson was Brooks man Carson belonged to
  • 00:13:30
    everybody he went through the whole gang
  • 00:13:32
    man yeah yeah that's he grew into his
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    ears though oh yeah he did have some big
  • 00:13:37
    ho ear yeah BL is hard no no I met you
  • 00:13:41
    before you had braces and we were just
  • 00:13:43
    little and my teeth done the Cha Cha
  • 00:13:44
    Slide to
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    the but I don't know I don't even know
  • 00:13:49
    how I became your friend that reminds me
  • 00:13:51
    I looked at my DM's last night and
  • 00:13:52
    somebody told me I need to buy veneers
  • 00:13:54
    for what I wore braces for 5 years and
  • 00:13:56
    then Ellie over there decided to eat my
  • 00:13:58
    retainer so I didn't get to wear it but
  • 00:14:00
    maybe like two weeks which I probably
  • 00:14:01
    wasn't going to wear it anyways but she
  • 00:14:02
    saved me the trouble this is actually my
  • 00:14:05
    daughter over here come here she doesn't
  • 00:14:07
    have a Daddy it's okay there's nothing
  • 00:14:10
    wrong with
  • 00:14:12
    that that's okay she needs to go put on
  • 00:14:14
    her Halloween jammies it never right do
  • 00:14:16
    they even fit her I don't know I haven't
  • 00:14:18
    put them on her yet I haven't brought
  • 00:14:19
    myself to it cuz I'm scared she's going
  • 00:14:20
    to like piss on me Pooky made her piss
  • 00:14:22
    the other night why I guess she got
  • 00:14:25
    excited she was like oh a handsome man
  • 00:14:28
    and like started pissing she don't get I
  • 00:14:30
    understand well yeah but you're not a
  • 00:14:33
    handsome man you're a handsome woman
  • 00:14:35
    handsome yeah you're handsome be yeah
  • 00:14:38
    our typical going out night was like
  • 00:14:40
    last night I ordered $80 worth of
  • 00:14:42
    dominoes just for us to like sit there
  • 00:14:44
    and like all devour it and then we'll
  • 00:14:47
    watch TV that's really all we do we play
  • 00:14:49
    UNO bu yeah that's what we do for fun
  • 00:14:53
    around here we normally drink wine too
  • 00:14:55
    with it if you can't tell she's drinking
  • 00:14:56
    out of the bottle that's a classy lady
  • 00:14:58
    right there the qu is not no the qu's
  • 00:15:01
    not in it either there's little pieces
  • 00:15:03
    just floating around it's okay it adds
  • 00:15:05
    character I think it adds character too
  • 00:15:07
    we prefer Barefoot too though it's cheap
  • 00:15:10
    we don't really go out all together
  • 00:15:11
    though I don't think we've ever all been
  • 00:15:13
    out together besides like the chat
  • 00:15:15
    Halloween party when oh man Halloween
  • 00:15:19
    last year was a blur to me my boots that
  • 00:15:21
    I bought like the same day to complete
  • 00:15:24
    my outfit they're like some really tall
  • 00:15:25
    like Gog go boot in go go
  • 00:15:29
    excuse me I love saying that so I got
  • 00:15:32
    tired of walking around in him my feet
  • 00:15:33
    were hurting so I took them off and I
  • 00:15:35
    was sitting beside Alyssa cuz you know I
  • 00:15:37
    just stir up at that point Fireball keep
  • 00:15:39
    it away from me uhuh I told him I said
  • 00:15:42
    one more shot and y'all taking care of
  • 00:15:43
    her I was not I fed her no I told y yall
  • 00:15:46
    give her one more and I'm done dude I
  • 00:15:47
    love Fireball it's like my spiritual
  • 00:15:49
    calling she's already like been over the
  • 00:15:50
    floor before there like the last one
  • 00:15:52
    dude I was having a ball before we even
  • 00:15:54
    left like your apartment I had so much
  • 00:15:55
    fun though until Pooky called yeah until
  • 00:15:58
    Pooky called he screaming and crying and
  • 00:16:00
    throwing up that's why I didn't like
  • 00:16:01
    Pooky me and Haley sat outside for like
  • 00:16:03
    45 minutes and she was like [ __ ] you
  • 00:16:06
    [ __ ] you just cussing him out and he
  • 00:16:08
    kept hanging up on her every time he was
  • 00:16:09
    literally out too and then she'd call
  • 00:16:11
    him again see I'm giving hope right here
  • 00:16:13
    you're like two or three yearlong
  • 00:16:15
    situationship can turn into something
  • 00:16:17
    more I'm giving hope to the delusional
  • 00:16:19
    girlies right now well the thing is I
  • 00:16:21
    blocked pooky's number before she even
  • 00:16:23
    started calling him again he was having
  • 00:16:24
    fun the same thing I was I'm just
  • 00:16:25
    dramatic except she was at a frat party
  • 00:16:27
    he was at a bar with his friends was
  • 00:16:29
    this Harley or Haley Harley came out
  • 00:16:32
    Harley comes out there's no you can talk
  • 00:16:34
    to her but she's not all there you got
  • 00:16:36
    to explain what Harley is Harley is your
  • 00:16:37
    Alter Ego that when I drink dark liquor
  • 00:16:41
    that is Harley yeah once Harley comes
  • 00:16:43
    out there's no going back until Harley
  • 00:16:45
    is done put down I got some Halloween
  • 00:16:49
    costumes of you my boy
  • 00:16:52
    what why are they in like a work suit
  • 00:16:55
    like what is that hot to jumpsuit
  • 00:16:59
    I think they should do like a mask I
  • 00:17:01
    think it should be like the outfit that
  • 00:17:02
    you wore that night I know what is up
  • 00:17:05
    with Johnny and them wanting to like
  • 00:17:06
    chop that up and sell it in little
  • 00:17:07
    pieces no one will ever get my Sheen
  • 00:17:09
    skirt I live by that thing no one will
  • 00:17:11
    ever get itar that it was $3 no one's
  • 00:17:13
    ever going to get it and your she top
  • 00:17:15
    let's talk about the time Haley punched
  • 00:17:17
    her ex in the face I actually smacked
  • 00:17:19
    face it smack it was like a
  • 00:17:21
    hard whack that's what I loved about him
  • 00:17:24
    though like me and him can be into it
  • 00:17:25
    and then like an hour later we're fine
  • 00:17:27
    like that was my favorite thing about
  • 00:17:28
    him no but no we were at the beach on
  • 00:17:30
    his senior trip I got secondhand
  • 00:17:32
    embarrassment I feel so bad we were in a
  • 00:17:35
    room full of all his friends and I don't
  • 00:17:37
    know if he was joking or not you can't
  • 00:17:39
    joke around with me too much cuz I'm
  • 00:17:41
    like really hotheaded and I take it a
  • 00:17:43
    little too far he bumps into me and
  • 00:17:44
    Spills Dr Pepper all down I had a reflex
  • 00:17:48
    and I rared back and I five starred him
  • 00:17:50
    right in his face and it got so quiet in
  • 00:17:52
    there that's not the first time she H
  • 00:17:54
    someone in the face yeah that was in
  • 00:17:57
    your name keep my watch name out your
  • 00:17:59
    [ __ ] mouth that's that's exactly it I
  • 00:18:02
    wasn't even there I no idea what was
  • 00:18:05
    going on you can say whatever you want
  • 00:18:06
    to like about me but when it comes to
  • 00:18:08
    them or like anybody else I'm really
  • 00:18:10
    close with just don't do that and it's a
  • 00:18:13
    concept they got really close at one
  • 00:18:15
    point in time and they were like really
  • 00:18:16
    good friends and I'm all about being a
  • 00:18:18
    good friend I try really hard to be a
  • 00:18:20
    good friend I always have and they're
  • 00:18:22
    pretty good friends too thank you yeah
  • 00:18:24
    of course but this girl she got really
  • 00:18:26
    close with us and
  • 00:18:30
    especially with her she got really close
  • 00:18:31
    with her and then we found out she was
  • 00:18:33
    texting her ex-boyfriend behind her back
  • 00:18:35
    and she's done been [ __ ] talking me at
  • 00:18:37
    this point so I'm like ah whatever you
  • 00:18:39
    know what you call me stupid idiot
  • 00:18:40
    whatever it was she called me that's one
  • 00:18:43
    thing but you're sitting here being a
  • 00:18:44
    good friend to her or think you are and
  • 00:18:46
    you're texting her man behind her back I
  • 00:18:47
    was like I got something for that ass I
  • 00:18:49
    got a FaceTime call and they was like
  • 00:18:51
    Hey so and so's texting him and I was
  • 00:18:53
    like okay like I'll text her and they
  • 00:18:54
    was like no don't say anything Haley's
  • 00:18:56
    going to handle it she's
  • 00:18:59
    I not to nobody believed me I I know
  • 00:19:02
    when I done it everybody's like H why'
  • 00:19:03
    you do that everybody in the room told
  • 00:19:05
    me to do it no I knew you were serious
  • 00:19:09
    nobody else thinks I'm serious right now
  • 00:19:10
    and then she that was the best face time
  • 00:19:12
    call I've ever got Wasing it on and
  • 00:19:14
    after you did it she was like Haley why'
  • 00:19:16
    you do that I was Alissa you told her to
  • 00:19:18
    y' know you tell Haley to do some things
  • 00:19:21
    some she be oh yeah like and she won't
  • 00:19:23
    actually do do it I was not expecting
  • 00:19:25
    her to actually do that I don't got
  • 00:19:27
    gassed up at that point I
  • 00:19:31
    ponytail told her boyfriend she's like
  • 00:19:33
    if you get a phone call it's cuz I beat
  • 00:19:34
    this bitch's ass he left she had even
  • 00:19:38
    been at the house for 10 minutes not
  • 00:19:39
    even 10 and he leaves gets right back to
  • 00:19:42
    his house hey can you come pick me up I
  • 00:19:43
    knew it come he said please tell me
  • 00:19:45
    you're not calling me for the reason you
  • 00:19:47
    said you would I was like yeah I am he
  • 00:19:48
    was like hey my [ __ ] and he come and
  • 00:19:50
    got me me and him click so good that was
  • 00:19:53
    bad you miss him that was like my best
  • 00:19:55
    friend so yeah not like that way it's
  • 00:19:59
    okay but like we were friends before
  • 00:20:00
    that we were really good friends before
  • 00:20:01
    that it's nothing but love over here
  • 00:20:03
    same way with that girl we don't have
  • 00:20:05
    issues or anything we're good after like
  • 00:20:07
    few weeks after that I don't know how
  • 00:20:09
    that come to be either but that was like
  • 00:20:11
    a we were like why are they it oh the
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    next day y'all were like best us it your
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    prti yeah we fine and me and look each
  • 00:20:20
    other we
  • 00:20:21
    said sometimes I think people need to
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    just get their asses handed to them
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    sometimes and then they get back on the
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    right path you know one and done type
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    girl this is a hell of a podcast set up
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    yeah the cow
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    field in case you're wondering where my
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    porch is it's out in BF bum [ __ ] Egypt
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    um there's literally a cow field over
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    there they're just I guess living their
  • 00:20:43
    best life quick show of hands if you
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    want to turn $1 into $1,000 listen up so
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    the last episode I told you about better
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    picks the best daily fantasy well I
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    played that thing in the first week at
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    NFL and it was so much fun all you have
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    to do is pick two or more players and
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    people former some people read hero this
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    is a this is a crazy conspiracy theory I
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    don't know if you've seen this wait till
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    y'all find out she's loky a former
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    Israel Soldier C how do you say that
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    cospl cosplaying a Southern bell after a
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    billionaire dad hired a PR firm to scrub
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    her past off the internet par
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    particularly her old Tik Tok where she
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    ain't even speak English let alone had a
  • 00:21:38
    fake ass southern accent a fake ass
  • 00:21:40
    southern accent you know there's times I
  • 00:21:42
    wish I didn't have an
  • 00:21:45
    accent let let me just see
  • 00:21:49
    that you hold my bottle
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    okay Trill bur who sent you H you're on
  • 00:21:56
    to me you're so good how'd you catch me
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    stupid ass people are so ignorant like
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    where do you sit here and come up with
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    this [ __ ] like out of the time of day
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    where do you have the time of day to sit
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    here and come up with [ __ ] like this I
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    wish I was a soldier I feel like it'd be
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    kind of fun I feel like going to the
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    Marines and stuff would be really fun I
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    feel like I could do it but I wouldn't I
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    wouldn't be serious in it spot like I
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    flip a tank over if I drove it you walk
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    up be like wait who am I supposed to
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    shoot that's exactly what you would do I
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    couldn't do that I walk out be like okay
  • 00:22:24
    he's kind of cute I don't want to shoot
  • 00:22:26
    him no you I don't want to kill him you
  • 00:22:28
    know know I be like I should hook him up
  • 00:22:30
    with Maddie I try to go over there and
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    like hook him up with MADD and he'd
  • 00:22:32
    shoot my ass I'd be
  • 00:22:35
    done internet particular how old Tik
  • 00:22:38
    Tock where she ain't she ain't even
  • 00:22:40
    speak English let alone had a fake ass
  • 00:22:42
    southern accent uh oh here comes granny
  • 00:22:44
    granny oh she can't even get in Granny's
  • 00:22:46
    here we're
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    broadcasting everybody this is Granny in
  • 00:22:51
    case you haven't met her this is where
  • 00:22:52
    my mouth comes from you're the best what
  • 00:22:54
    are you doing here me yeah nothing I
  • 00:22:57
    came to see you did you oh oh do I eat
  • 00:23:01
    enough we need to get this out here do I
  • 00:23:04
    eat enough what do you mean do you eat
  • 00:23:05
    enough do I eat enough how much do I eat
  • 00:23:08
    well I guess you eat till you get full
  • 00:23:10
    everybody says I need to eat more cuz
  • 00:23:12
    I'm shaped like a chopstick kind of n
  • 00:23:14
    you don't need you don't need to eat too
  • 00:23:16
    much more yeah you get fat we're
  • 00:23:19
    drinking that liquor that was in the
  • 00:23:20
    fridge what liquor y drunk no bun of
  • 00:23:23
    drunk have you tried this no get you a
  • 00:23:26
    sip it's got a cork screw in it but yeah
  • 00:23:28
    it's extra
  • 00:23:30
    flavor what is I know me the other day I
  • 00:23:33
    just kind of put it in the fridge I
  • 00:23:34
    didn't think nothing about it she said
  • 00:23:35
    whose liquor is that in the fridge and
  • 00:23:38
    liquor I went there and looked I was
  • 00:23:39
    like oh that's
  • 00:23:40
    wine ain't no liquor y'all drank all
  • 00:23:44
    that no I don't want none of that stuff
  • 00:23:47
    there's a cork FL floating around in it
  • 00:23:49
    do you drink wine granny nope I don't
  • 00:23:51
    drink period mhm that's how I live to be
  • 00:23:54
    80 years
  • 00:23:56
    old we told her she start smoking her a
  • 00:23:59
    joint she feel better what are your
  • 00:24:01
    secrets to youth how do you stay so well
  • 00:24:05
    I guess with all these Grand young young
  • 00:24:07
    ons and Grand Youngs you know You' got
  • 00:24:11
    got four young ons nine grand young and
  • 00:24:13
    I don't how many great grand Youngs i'
  • 00:24:14
    have to stop and count them were you
  • 00:24:16
    were you surprised when she got
  • 00:24:18
    famous she didn't tell me for a week I
  • 00:24:22
    think it was a little bit more than that
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    no it was longer than a week it was like
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    two is they say they know more than I do
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    I'm not going to tell her she was she
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    was scared to tell me she's afraid I'd
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    get on her for what she
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    said you thought it was funny I say I
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    bet you thought it was funny then I got
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    think about well I guess if she don't
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    say anymore or do anymore well I had got
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    nothing to worry about well
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    actually yeah I just heard the
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    last little remark you made which one
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    what was it something about something
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    being you something in a hole and
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    oh what
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    was I was on the
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    radio yes you hear radio you can blame
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    Johnny for that Johnny's like that's
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    funny say that you came up with it
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    though tell what you say so what's all
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    or how did I word it what's good for the
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    hole what's good for the hole and always
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    good for the
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    soul that was on the radio here tell
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    them about the telemarketers
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    what about tell them what you say to him
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    of make no that ain't what you say to
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    him that ain't very nice yeah and tell
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    marketers of us worry
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    the crap out of me look she's putting a
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    filter on now you ought to he early in
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    the morning filter
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    off bad
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    granny you know that movie Bad Grandpa
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    yeah got [ __ ] on bad granny i' hate to
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    be
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    the I got 18 one day 18
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    calls they drive her nuts oh gosh that
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    phone is always ringing yeah it drive
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    you nuts when you're trying to sleep in
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    at the ash crack of dawn too yeah I
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    don't blame you I'd say the same
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    thing what am I cooking why' you start
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    stud I said what do you say to the tele
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    markers quit [ __ ] calling
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    me go to
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    hell call somebody else every once in a
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    while I'm tired of you calling me what's
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    your favorite thing about Haley
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    don't look at me like that it's a smart
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    ass mouth ain't it H's this is my
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    granddaughter she stays here with me
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    takes care of
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    me oh shs don't don't sweet don't talk
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    about me like that sweet as I can be now
  • 00:26:48
    you're bluffing right there K this
  • 00:26:51
    [ __ ] she's making me look good that's
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    what I say she's just she's just my
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    granddaughter now put the camera and ask
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    her what she really says months
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    old yeah put the camera down and ask her
  • 00:27:03
    what she really thinks about me to cry I
  • 00:27:06
    know this story and it makes me
  • 00:27:07
    emotional too I don't know why but she's
  • 00:27:10
    very independent very independent word
  • 00:27:15
    that's out go ahead tell them you
  • 00:27:16
    independent too now you don't need a man
  • 00:27:18
    for [ __ ] tell
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    them well I guess that's why I had got
  • 00:27:23
    one you're damn right me and you both
  • 00:27:25
    great I know that's right now she's
  • 00:27:26
    always told me own thing we no man to do
  • 00:27:28
    it for do it yeah right now you have
  • 00:27:32
    always told me not to ever bring you a
  • 00:27:33
    man home unless he's got one foot in the
  • 00:27:35
    grave and the other on a banana pilling
  • 00:27:37
    that's right that's right and I ain't
  • 00:27:39
    seen one yet he's got a [ __ ] ton of
  • 00:27:40
    money so he can just slip right into his
  • 00:27:42
    grave and leave her all his
  • 00:27:44
    money now I live by that she tell them
  • 00:27:47
    all my secrets yeah it looks like it I'm
  • 00:27:51
    kidding now I'm the one money I don't
  • 00:27:53
    need a man for [ __ ] I just got one
  • 00:27:54
    because I got one do you like Pooky
  • 00:27:58
    I guess I hadn't met him but two or
  • 00:28:00
    three times but I guess Pooky is all
  • 00:28:03
    right you get married when did I what
  • 00:28:06
    age were you when you got married I was
  • 00:28:08
    17 years
  • 00:28:10
    old yeah I got a little bit to lose yeah
  • 00:28:13
    I did too I I wouldn't advis it yall
  • 00:28:16
    wait till you're about 37
  • 00:28:20
    37 what about never never I'd be better
  • 00:28:24
    what's Granny's alterg when she gets mad
  • 00:28:26
    huh grantha gran Brenda that's Brenda
  • 00:28:29
    Brenda
  • 00:28:31
    Jane No when Granny gets mad she's
  • 00:28:34
    Brenda that ain't granny no more that's
  • 00:28:35
    Brenda amazing you Taco Bell let's get
  • 00:28:38
    you let's get yeah so here we have our
  • 00:28:40
    local Taco Bell this is my favorite
  • 00:28:42
    place to eat you could never offer me
  • 00:28:44
    Taco Bell I'm like ew no I'm not in the
  • 00:28:46
    mood for that I'm always down for Taco
  • 00:28:49
    Bell you want to buy hot freeze I've
  • 00:28:51
    never had one they're good we're taking
  • 00:28:53
    your Baja virginity with
  • 00:28:56
    you where she
  • 00:28:58
    be right with you what is she say so you
  • 00:29:01
    need Carol's raw reaction to a Baja
  • 00:29:04
    Blast mhm dude have you ever went to a
  • 00:29:07
    gas station and got like a Coke
  • 00:29:09
    freezy that's my [ __ ] so if you look to
  • 00:29:12
    the right right here this is where I was
  • 00:29:14
    working at it's my little spring Factory
  • 00:29:17
    oh a got very many people up in there
  • 00:29:20
    you worked inside there I see Trevor's
  • 00:29:22
    there that was my best buddy old pal I
  • 00:29:25
    just put Springs in a box and we shipped
  • 00:29:27
    them out I check them occasionally I
  • 00:29:29
    didn't like doing it I had to sit still
  • 00:29:31
    all day we're driving through Lewisburg
  • 00:29:33
    we're going to Cornersville to see where
  • 00:29:34
    we went to high school at they literally
  • 00:29:36
    had a tractor day people used to drive
  • 00:29:38
    tractors to [ __ ] every homecoming did
  • 00:29:40
    you drive a tractor to school hell no I
  • 00:29:43
    can barely drive a
  • 00:29:44
    car what do you call your car
  • 00:29:48
    Kirby why do you call them Kirby cuz I
  • 00:29:50
    run over a lot of Curves oh look at
  • 00:29:53
    these people planting trees okay and
  • 00:29:55
    they got B okay those are ghosts I was
  • 00:29:57
    going to say they got PL bags in their
  • 00:29:58
    [ __ ] trees remember they used to give
  • 00:30:01
    us the trees at school huh they didn't
  • 00:30:04
    ever give yall a tree hell no they
  • 00:30:06
    didn't give us a tree we were pouring
  • 00:30:07
    Corners well they wouldn't give us a
  • 00:30:08
    [ __ ] no thing of toilet paper to wipe
  • 00:30:11
    your ass on that's true or toilet paper
  • 00:30:14
    I swear to God that damn thin one little
  • 00:30:16
    poke through your finger now you got
  • 00:30:18
    [ __ ] on your finger going to graze that
  • 00:30:20
    [ __ ] up real good too maybe I should
  • 00:30:22
    make an ad tired of thin toilet paper
  • 00:30:25
    and walking around with skid marks in
  • 00:30:26
    your drawers after all day but You'
  • 00:30:28
    wiped nine times vote Haley for
  • 00:30:31
    president she'll fix that in your school
  • 00:30:34
    systems vote for Haley W and she's going
  • 00:30:37
    to spit on that [ __ ] campaign so
  • 00:30:39
    we're at our high school um we used to
  • 00:30:41
    cheer out here you don't got anything to
  • 00:30:43
    add W CS W CS go boogs I think have the
  • 00:30:48
    w foot are weading or no uh I got you
  • 00:30:53
    talk to her wait TI talk to her
  • 00:30:55
    subscribe to that thing this is Miss
  • 00:30:57
    Remy Jan and I've had her since she is a
  • 00:30:59
    baby she likes apples if you can't tell
  • 00:31:01
    she's going to give you a little
  • 00:31:06
    ASMR you like that yeah she likes that
  • 00:31:10
    and that's a wrap on this episode and I
  • 00:31:12
    hope you guys had fun hanging out with
  • 00:31:13
    me in my hometown and make sure you like
  • 00:31:15
    comment subscribe on this podcast
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