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look don't ask me no stupid question you
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hear what you say I down here I vex vex
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vex don't ask no stupid
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question
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yes I know combined Islands win you
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don't have to say
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that I know Trinidad G you should ask D
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Mo about that she will tell you look I
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know we've been through all this thing
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already but never me again never never
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never never me to take no relative with
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me to the oval I saying it now and I
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saying it again no relative with me to
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the oval when I go in the oval is me
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alone and God
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going what why I vexed you find I look
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vexed you didn't study that when you
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asked me to take tany m to
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the I mean to say my God and know tanty
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Mall from St Vincent and know is she
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birthday I know she back in combined
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Islands but why is the day of all days
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you want me to take tanty m to the over
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big day like this big match going on
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Trinidad versus the combined Island you
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want me to take tanty to the oval and
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tany is 65 years
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old I mean you have radio you have
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television you have
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transistor danty Mo could have sit down
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right here in the house and enjoy the
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match but instead get that you make me
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drag the woman from cure straight down
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to the oval woman you don't know how you
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nearly lose a
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husband eh let me tell you about this
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woman you're calling tanty M first of
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all I tell tanty M we leaving 10:00
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match starting 11 we have 1 hour to
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reach the
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oval d Mo wouldn't leave the house she
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only packing basket saying nobody going
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to starve she in pter
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Spain I tell tanty M that pter Spain
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have plenty food but not she she only
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titty ve packing the basket with the
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ginger beer and soral and cake and a set
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thing and you know who have to carry
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it me a man like me who like to go in
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the oval with me pity cart in me back
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pocket
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me money in my side pocket and me two
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hands swinging free see me now with a
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basket looking like a
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vendor people only asking me what you
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selling and that wasn't
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all the taxi and you know how taxi hard
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to get in
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Q every taxi stop for tanty Merl she not
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going in
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that either the taxi driver look like a
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crook or them passengers look too low
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class or she ain't sure if the car in
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show so she not going in that so tell
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tanty M choose your own taxi she say she
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want a red
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taxi now tell me what tanty M want a red
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taxi for you see that woman I think she
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work in OB
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anyhow I tell tanty M take your taxi and
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you know how the woman do that she just
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step off the pavement and say
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stop well you could imagine
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bricks I never hear Taxi man cuss so in
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all my
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life but tanty Merin take on she open
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the door she take over the back seat
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like the Queen of Sheba and me going
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with she smelling like a
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snacket next thing she tell the taxi
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driver no music he been playing reg she
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said no music we want
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cricket Taxi man put on Cricket well I
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didn't mind that too much but tany M
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start off combined Islands batting
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that's we boys we going to bust the
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tail so the taxi driver turn and ask she
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where you come
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from well who tell he say
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that we we get the whole history of
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Vincent how it call Huna and a whole set
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of thing would I never see a taxi man
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drive so fast
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yet first he want to get tany M out the
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taxi we drive straight to the oval
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straight nonstop you pick up no
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passengers straight to the oval and put
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us there next thing tany take out a
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parasol and not only ordinary parasol a
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pink
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parasol now tell me what tanty M doing
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with a pink parasol and is not even
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Carnival she say that nobody going to
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kill she with
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sunstroke and the next thing she opened
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it and tried to go through the oval
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gate well you s know the oval
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gate tanty mer would not close it son
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mustn't hitch she and you know the
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overal man and them don't look in people
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face only their hand on the money and
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the ticket their hand on the money and
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the ticket they didn't even know who
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pass them but they had to look at anim
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M because she nearly J
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the I sign
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myself when we reach inside that overal
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and here what the Gat man tell
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me if me wife FR son
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why I bring she in the
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oval now he a say
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aunt or
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grandmother you say
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wife so imagine how I feel when I reach
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in the oval and who bounc up there Boise
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and the
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boys how you doing how the madame
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[Applause]
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but how you could get on so you can't
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introduce the
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boys she have a
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will but thank God the cricket so hot
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that them fellas didn't have time to
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take me on so we settle down to watch
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the match tension in the oval combined
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Islands batting Trinidad
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bowling Islands have runs to make
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Trinidad have wickets to take tension in
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the place like steel if Islands win they
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get the
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shield I settled down to watch the match
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and his then danty Mo
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stopped she touched a bad John in F
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she and tell he to take off the
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hat she say it's baring
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her well you know what happened next he
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start to cuss she and she start to cuss
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he and I trying to put peace but I
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frighten because the real Bon she
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interfere with lucky for them just then
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Richards get out because they say the
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ball follow the bowler hand and hit the
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Wicket and Richards out the creas so
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Richards out so tan Mo forget the bad
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John and she start with the
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Umpire she say what she wouldn't do and
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what she would do to he if she ever get
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out there on the
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field but just then Alan start to play
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ball and po start to move and the crowd
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start to Roar and tanim all settle along
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that's my boys and them next thing you
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hear BS chilling for out RS Edie out BS
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cor out empty as and jadine spinning
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ball like smoke and the crowd cheering
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them too t get
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vexed she said the crowd too
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hypocrite is how the caring for one body
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and back in the next body so it's mass
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in the over again
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next thing you know tanty M decide she
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want to change
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seat she say how she can't see from
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where she's sitting down and she turn
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around and tell a man on top of all that
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how empty as
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stoning so he turn around and tell she
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that spinner can't Stone and ask she
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where she come
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from well who tell he said that
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we get the whole history of St Vincent
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again but this time she stand up on the
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seat so I beg she do the darling please
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open the basket share out the food so
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she open the basket and share out food
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but was like Christmas ABC food she even
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give the bad John
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piece but next thing you know Alan V and
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gat you out at 96 mass in the oval
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Roberts and Finley batting 13 runs
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needed tanty M say she going down front
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she have to go down front so tanty in
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front I
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behind Robert's V hit six hes catch him
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Roberts out tanty get V she start with
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Gomes now she say the way Gomes jump and
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catch that ball he must be eat Mountain
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chicken from
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Dominica and she start up saying how
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they're teeing but then match
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go nine balls to
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go seven runs needed one Wicket to
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fall go com to bat and Finley at the
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other end and it's then the action start
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oval noise
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excitement nine balls seven runs to go
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nice in the
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oval eight balls six runs to go tanty
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wave in the basket
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now seven runs seven balls five runs to
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go tanty waving the
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parasol six balls six runs to go tanty
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on top the
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seat five balls five runs too police
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cautioning
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tanty four balls four runs to go I can't
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even see T
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now three balls three runs to go tanty
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climbing over the
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fence two balls three runs to go tanty
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on the people
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field one ball three runs to go the man
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hit the ball P down the Wicket one two
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runs scor tie
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283 people say the islands win well next
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thing I see Tan in the middle of the
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field she and one set of people from the
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small island jumping up and all I could
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seee the parasol up and down up and down
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up and down up and down next thing loud
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speaker say match andai match draw well
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who tell them say
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that tanty M start up she said the thief
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she said change the rules she said tie
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and win same thing she say she forming
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delegation to go to the Prime Minister
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and she climb up on the thing that just
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roll the pitch with
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that same tanty M who you say butter
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can't melt and she M that same tanty M
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it take me 2 hours to get her out the
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oval she nearly caused
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Riot the basket wash up we lose the
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parasol and she talked from the oval
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straight onto
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CP and you know when we reach the Gap
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What tanty mo have the heart to ask me
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me when next we going back
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[Applause]