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this episode of dbx is brought to you by
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welcome one and all to my arena where
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you decide the outcome
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no rules only bloodshed i am ringmaster
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and this is
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look guys real talk uh i've tried
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everyone i know uh which admittedly is a
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wiz boom stick their robot in a dragon
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ball z villain
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but i'm trying i'm trying hey mar
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rainmaster
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i just got through my support call
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backlog you've been blowing up my inbox
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for
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weeks jocelyn somebody actually answered
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my calls
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there was a lot of sobbing i'm sure you
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know my performance credentials but i
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also have an encyclopedic knowledge and
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i'm a master at research
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you're in please just stop right there
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welcome aboard j dog
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everyone give it up for jocelyn
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and what a time to join the team because
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today we're dealing with the rematch
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you've all been waiting for
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the battle to determine the beastliest
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of bowser's baddies
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it's the goomba versus the koopa oh
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okay it teensy bit less climactic than i
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thought it was going to be
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you have no idea what's in store
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actually i
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do the goomba has to be one of the most
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biologically fascinating creatures we've
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ever come across
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it seems to be some kind of sentient
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fungus with minor telekinetic abilities
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allowing it to pick up and manipulate
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objects without making physical contact
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and they're powerful enough to kill
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mario in just one hit their essence is
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so evil that just by making physical
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contact
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mario will instantly drop dead just like
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my mother-in-law
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got him it's a very serious condition
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jocelyn i wish you wouldn't make light
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of it
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oh i'm so sorry but you'll be sorry when
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the goomba hops into its patented green
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shoe
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allowing it to stomp its way through the
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mushroom kingdom unimpeded
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or grow wings and take to the skies and
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drop its own babies like carpet bombs
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just like my mother-in-law my
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condolences
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that's all right she's fictional so i
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don't need pity what i need is the koopa
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troop an elite spec
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ops para military group headed by the
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big bad bowser himself
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and composed of demons spawned in his
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very image
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the koopa they're so adorable
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and much like real life turtles their
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shells are virtually impenetrable to
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predators
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which in this case happens to be mario
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shoe and mario can kick entire castles
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like they were soccer balls there's
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nothing these little reptile bastards
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can't do
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drive go-karts operate giant mechs and
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even participate in professional sports
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they might as well be geniuses if not
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for the whole uh walk off a cliff into
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imminent death thing
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while green koopas may be stupid enough
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to needlessly drop to their doom
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red koopas seem to be smarter some of
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them have even developed flight
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proving a flexible backbone to bowser's
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universe conquering army
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fine everyone can fly if they want to
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just like our contenders as always you
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decide the outcome
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without further ado let the exhibition
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begin
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uh
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hey wow
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wow
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all right
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ah
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hey that's it for this run of dbx folks
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we hope you enjoyed watching it as much
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as we enjoyed making it for you
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don't forget there's free alternate
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endings to all our fights at rooster
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teeth so if you're a member of the
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goomba gang or the uh
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xehanort cohort go check them out right
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now they're pretty cool
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no co-hosts were harmed in the making of
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this product because they're cartoons
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and i can say that
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and speaking of which death battle
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returns september 12th with my buddies
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boomstick and
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whiz here's a little sneak preview for
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you