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(layered electric guitar music)
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- [Teacher] We have a
new boy with us today.
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Now now, everybody this
is Joseph, say hello.
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- [Class] Hello.
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- He should sit beside Pamela.
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- No he shouldn't.
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- Hands in the air.
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Oh not you Joseph, you're fine.
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You can just go and sit over there,
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good.
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Now I'm sure we're all gonna
make Joseph feel very welcome.
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Hands down.
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(slaps)
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Take out Math's Matters.
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- [Student] Miss, Seth Quinn
threw my book out the window.
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- Did not.
- Did so.
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- [Teacher] Seth Quinn go
down and get that book.
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Now, page 37.
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(serene guitar music)
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- [Man Teacher] Next one, 18 divided by 9?
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- Two.
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- 56 divided by eight is is equal to?
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- Seven!
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- 36 divided by six?
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- Six.
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- Six, correct.
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Last one here, 49 divided by 7 equals?
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- Seven.
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- Hey, live-aid?
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Do they know it's Christmas?
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- Christian Kelley.
- What?
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- [Teacher] Are you annoying Joseph?
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- No.
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- [Teacher] Is he Joseph?
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I'm sure he isn't.
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Sit up straight so I can
see you Christian Kelley.
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- He was poking Joseph's back Miss.
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- Shut up!
- He was!
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- Fuck off.
- Now!
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Take it down.
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- Ha ha, Specky fancies you.
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You're dead.
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- [Teacher] Hurry up now
we haven't got all day.
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(serene guitar music)
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- Excellent boys that is it for today,
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but remember to practise
your sounds at home.
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Okay, good day to you.
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- Good day Teacher.
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- Hey, live-aid what's number three?
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- Christian, what did I just say?
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- Don't know.
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- [Teacher] No talk.
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- I wasn't--
- Finish your sums.
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You finished Joseph, good lad.
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Now I think we've all had plenty time.
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Pencil's down.
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Down.
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Now who's first?
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Seth Quinn.
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- Didn't have my handbook.
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- Come up now and do
number one for us please?
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- Bet he gets it wrong.
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- Don't know.
(giggles)
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- [Teacher] Maybe we'll have a little less
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out of Seth for a while.
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Now Hazel why don't you show
us all how to do number one?
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Good girl.
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(serene guitar music)
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- [Man Teacher] You understand,
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now you do that one tomorrow.
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Good day bye bye.
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So they believe in you,
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resting the whole game
on your shoulders eh?
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- I am a star father.
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(chuckles)
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in the last game I got three goals.
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- Yes you are a star, you're a star.
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- Hey, live-aid, you
hungry, do you want that?
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Its a good one.
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- Kelley's got snot on his finger.
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(yells)
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- Oh me finger, let it go!
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- Joseph let go.
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Everybody, hands in the air.
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- [Christian] Oh I think
he broke me finger.
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- Sit down, hands in the air.
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There's nothing broken, you'll be grand.
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- It's sore.
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- I'm sure it is.
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- I've seen her knickers.
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- What colour?
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- Now!
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That's better.
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Hands down.
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- Yellow.
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- Oh God give me strength.
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Christian sit down.
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Now Joseph, Christian is no angel.
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Are you Christian?
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- I didn't do anything.
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- We do not pull fingers,
or whatever you just did
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to Christian here in this
class or anywhere else.
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Understood?
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(bell rings)
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- You're definitely dead.
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- Don't listen to that dirt bag.
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- Dead.
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(gentle guitar music)
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(screams)
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(building layered music)
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- [Christian Voiceover] You are dead.
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(splashes)
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(screams)
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- [Children] Fight, fight, fight, fight!
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- [Child] Hit him.
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Go on Kelley.
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Go on punch him.
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Come on.
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- Are you gonna fight or what?
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- This is boring.
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- Let him go.
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- Quinn, Christian Kelley, again!
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Not a squeak out of you, just stand there.
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Open up page 47 of Totally Gaeilge.
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Questions one to seven.
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I am going to be right outside now
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and listening for any messing.
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Now.
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- I didn't do anything.
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- Shut up Christian for Christ's sake.
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We need to sort this out boys.
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- I didn't do--
- Christian!
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Seth what happened?
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- Nothing.
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- Funny sort of nothing I saw.
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Well Joseph, you're turn.
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What happened?
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You're just great lads.
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What am I gonna do with you?
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Alright so if that's the way you want it.
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- Miss.
- Yes Hazel.
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- I seen it.
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- Now Hazel.
- But I seen Christian push--
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- Back inside Hazel.
- But--
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- Hazel.
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- She's a bitch that one
I was only telling her.
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(laughs)
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- Hands in the air.
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Hazel O'Hara, I heard what
you just said Hazel O'Hara.
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- It was a private conversation.
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- Don't you dare talk to me like that.
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- Like what?
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- [Teacher] Stand up!
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- [Hazel] I am standing.
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- Hands in the air then.
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- She think she's robbing a fucking bank.
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(laughs)
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- Now.
- Now.
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(laughs)
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(serene music)
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In you go.
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Now.
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(layered guitar music)