How To Make Money on the Street

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Summary

TLDRThe video presents various ways individuals, particularly the homeless, can earn money on the streets. It emphasizes that these methods, while helpful for street survival, are not suitable for long-term career options. The methods discussed include flying a sign with humorous or charitable messages, panhandling on trains, selling items such as water, and performing as street musicians, acrobats, or artists. The narrator shares personal experiences and insights into the culture and territorial nature of street performance in cities like New York. Key takeaways include the importance of respecting other performers' spaces, the temporary nature of street earnings, and creativity in street performance.

Takeaways

  • 🎨 Creativity is key - perform or create something unique to stand out.
  • 🚆 Train panhandling involves sharing your story to gather donations.
  • 🔁 Avoid making enemies by respecting other performers' spaces.
  • 🎶 Street musicianship is challenging but rewarding for building character.
  • 💧 Selling water can be profitable but is often seasonal and conflicts with local law.
  • 🤣 Flying a sign with humor can attract more attention and donations.
  • 🕺 Street acrobatics can captivate audiences but often require special skills.
  • 👹 Costume performance requires quality effort to impress and earn.
  • 🖌️ Differentiating oneself, like offering 'bad portraits,' can ensure success.
  • 📉 Street earnings are generally short-term solutions, not long-term careers.

Timeline

  • 00:00:00 - 00:05:00

    The video discusses the top 10 ways people make money on the street, such as flying signs for charity or using humor. Living on the street isn't ideal, but sometimes necessary for survival. The speaker advises against engaging in violence as a means of survival, noting that it can lead to more problems. They also discuss the risks of confrontation in crowded areas like Times Square and the importance of respecting territories. There's a personal reflection on their reluctance to panhandle despite needing money during tough times.

  • 00:05:00 - 00:10:00

    One method discussed is panhandling on trains, where people give a speech about their plight and ask for change. Although it's a way to make money, the speaker describes it as undesirable and highlights the varying success of individuals, sometimes depending on their charisma or sympathy tactics, such as saying they need money for their dog. The decline in DVD sales on trains due to digital media is noted, alongside the entertainment of impromptu performances, which can be annoyingly intrusive yet sometimes impressively skillful.

  • 00:10:00 - 00:15:00

    Selling water is another strategy, involving minimal investment for significant returns, especially in high-traffic areas. However, the speaker emphasizes the territorial nature of street selling, particularly in NYC, where newcomers could face hostility from established vendors. The legal issues and disdain from authorities and other street performers are mentioned, alongside chaotic conflicts known as "water wars." The speaker advises new sellers to find their own spots and treat this method as a temporary solution rather than a career.

  • 00:15:00 - 00:20:00

    Street musicians are another focus, admired for their courage and skill. The necessity of respecting other performers' spaces is emphasized, with anecdotes of how conflicts can arise between musicians in crowded areas and the need for cooperation or systems. Examples of successful musicians making a living and thriving through unique offerings, like selling CDs, are shared, along with tips for newcomers to find originality and a respectful way to perform publicly.

  • 00:20:00 - 00:25:00

    The speaker then moves to discuss acrobats and other performers such as those in costumes, emphasizing the impact of presentation and audience interaction. Attractions like street acrobats can be financially rewarding but also invite competition and territorial disputes. There's criticism of costume performers for aggressive tactics with tourists, and some humorous reflections on poorly executed setups, suggesting that more effort yields better financial results. Again, the advice leans towards respectful and dignified hustling.

  • 00:25:00 - 00:34:31

    Finally, the speaker touches on various other hustling methods, from making jewelry to doing "bad portrait" art, noting personal experiences and regrets with competition and attitude. They reflect on the importance of originality and politeness, sharing a story about selling jokes and portraits as confidence-building exercises. The narrative is introspective, encouraging street entrepreneurs to focus on personal growth and creativity rather than merely exploiting opportunities for quick cash.

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Video Q&A

  • What is the video about?

    The video discusses 10 ways homeless people can make money on the street.

  • Are the methods discussed suitable as long-term career options?

    No, the video mentions these are not suitable as career advice.

  • What is the first method of making money mentioned?

    Flying a sign, either using humor or charity appeals.

  • How do people panhandle on the train?

    They perform speeches about their situation and ask for money from passengers.

  • What are some alternative street performance options mentioned?

    Selling water, street musicianship, and acrobatics.

  • Is selling water a reliable source of income year-round?

    No, it can be seasonal and is deterred by police in some areas.

  • What advice is given regarding street performance locations?

    Find your own spot and avoid stepping on others' territories.

  • Why might people paint themselves in costume for street performances?

    They may do it for attention and tips from tourists, despite the risk.

  • Why does the creator caution against certain behaviors on the street?

    To avoid making enemies and to maintain a good reputation.

  • What personal experience does the creator share about street performance?

    The creator talks about doing portraits and telling jokes for money.

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  • 00:00:00
    all right so this video is going to be
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    the top 10 ways people make money on the
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    street like homeless people or whatever
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    whoever's on the street this is the top
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    10 ways that they make money and
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    if you ever find yourself
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    in this position where you're out on the
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    street you ain't got no money you got
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    you got no
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    no where to go no home
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    um
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    there's things you can do that will get
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    you back up on your feet um
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    you know none of these are really uh
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    like career advice i wouldn't i would i
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    wouldn't suggest
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    living like this
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    but um
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    you know when you're out on the street
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    you have to make money you i mean
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    it's that's just the reality of the
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    situation street survival is not like
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    surviving in the woods on the street you
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    ain't hunting food you're making you got
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    to make money dude and um
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    it's not easy you know but um
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    and
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    you'd be surprised at who's who's
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    successful at it and who isn't like
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    you'd think like the thug types that are
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    like tough as [ __ ] like gangsters and
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    [ __ ] you'd think they'd be able to just
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    go out on the street and make money like
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    no a lot of the time all they really
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    know is like violence and it's like if
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    if all you can do is beat people up and
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    rob people and [ __ ] that'll get you by
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    for maybe a couple of days but you ain't
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    gonna be able to live like that because
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    eventually
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    you're gonna make a whole lot of enemies
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    and you know
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    you're going to get a bad reputation and
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    people first of all they're not going to
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    want to be around you they're not going
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    to want to be associated with you at all
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    like most people aren't and then the
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    other thing is there's going to be other
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    people who are going to be out to get
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    you and i don't care how tough you are
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    like sooner or later you got to sleep
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    and
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    when you're asleep
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    anybody can can take you out that's why
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    you got to be careful making enemies on
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    the street because most of these people
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    if if they want to find out where you're
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    sleeping they are going to find out it's
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    there's no i mean unless you got a deep
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    hidden spot which i've been in those two
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    but
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    there's like you you don't want to go
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    trekking two miles into central park
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    every day to to go to go to your spot to
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    go to sleep so eventually those spots
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    get old especially when you're carrying
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    a lot of weight but i'm getting off the
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    topic so
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    imagine this scenario you're you're
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    broke you're homeless you've been
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    evicted it's like what do you do
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    so
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    the first the first and easiest way to
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    make money is basically it's just flying
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    a sign so
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    um there's pretty much two ways to do it
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    you can either try to kind of be funny
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    or you can kind like look for charity
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    you know it's like
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    um
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    the the funny ones is like you'll see
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    people with signs that say like i need
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    money for weed that's a popular one that
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    does pretty well but the problem is
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    in in the hot areas in new york city
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    like times square and stuff there's
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    going to be there's going to be other
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    people doing it and that they're not
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    going to take too kindly to some new
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    person popping up in times square with
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    it so
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    you might get into some confrontations
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    over that i've seen it a million times i
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    mean i've seen people fighting
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    fighting over it it's like these people
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    they take it serious man
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    um
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    you know so you can go the humor route
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    the but
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    and that that the either way seems to
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    work about the same i've never done i've
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    never really flown a sign um
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    i just i i had quit my job i was out on
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    the street in a in a way by choice i
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    just didn't feel
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    i didn't feel comfortable
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    doing that um i felt like
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    you know i quit my job these people are
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    working for their money i i have really
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    no right to be
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    begging them for their money you know
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    and like they're working for their money
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    i i could have been working for my money
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    but i'm choosing not to so now i'm gonna
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    work out on the street which was
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    part of my whole plan anyway so if my
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    circumstances were different had i been
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    fired and evicted and all that stuff i
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    you know
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    who knows i don't know i might have
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    panhandled at some point and when i was
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    addicted to heroin i was seriously
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    considering it at times because i knew i
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    would have been making a lot more money
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    but i just couldn't bring myself to do
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    it it just you know it i couldn't do it
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    i couldn't bring myself to do it i
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    worked too hard my whole life i couldn't
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    just swallow my pride like that and and
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    do that i couldn't do it
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    um you know i'd i'd rather not eat and
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    that's i don't suggest that either
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    because it turned me into a very angry
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    person for a while there i was i was
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    filled with rage for a couple years
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    there
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    um
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    but so then there's the other route with
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    flying a sign it's basically you're just
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    going for charity like homeless hungry
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    anything helps you know something like
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    that i knew one dude he would just sit
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    out there with a sign that said food
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    like he
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    he was doing his own thing but he people
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    rarely gave him money they would just
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    bring him food but that that was all he
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    wanted anyway he didn't even care about
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    money he just wanted food
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    um
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    so
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    another one
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    is
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    you could panhandle on the train like in
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    a city like new york you got the subways
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    so
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    there's people who literally do this
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    every day they go on the trains and they
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    just
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    they do a little speech like i just got
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    evicted i lost my job you know
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    whatever the situation is if anyone can
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    spare any change i would really
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    appreciate it you know what i mean and
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    you know they would come on the train
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    and
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    some of them from what i've heard make a
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    lot of money
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    but i mean it's
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    who wants to do that every day who wants
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    to live like that i mean
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    i never did it um
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    i did try to do stand-up comedy on the
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    train once but that that's a whole other
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    video but i more than once i was i was
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    trying to get serious with it but
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    um so you know there's panhandling on
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    the train and most people on the train
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    they don't want to hear it dude they're
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    they're either on their way to a job
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    they hate or on their way home from a
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    job they hate they don't want to
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    they they don't they don't have much
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    pity for someone begging on the train
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    but if you do it all day you you're
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    probably going to make at least 50 to
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    100 bucks is my guess maybe a couple
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    hundred i don't know you know i knew
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    people who claim they made a couple
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    hundred but these are people who are
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    like
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    they've got like they
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    they're
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    they're like career con artists in a way
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    like there was one kid he had a backpack
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    with a dog in it and he said basically
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    he just wants money to feed his dog
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    and i knew it was [ __ ] but
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    i mean his his act was so convincing i
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    almost gave him a [ __ ] dog i'm like
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    oh this dog needs food then i'm looking
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    i'm like this kid's on [ __ ] dope dude
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    i'm not
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    [ __ ] all that [ __ ] like how expensive
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    is it to feed a [ __ ] dog you know but
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    so he was basically uh he was killing it
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    he was [ __ ] killing it he was asking
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    like
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    just hitting people up from for money to
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    feed his dog and people they don't give
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    a [ __ ] about people but they do give a
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    [ __ ] about dogs they'll give you money
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    to feed your dog but
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    they'll let you starve to death and die
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    but
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    so
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    i'm trying to think of another one that
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    was oh you know what else people do on
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    the trains is they sell dvds now i'm not
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    sure if that is even a thing anymore
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    because nowadays everything's like
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    people don't even have dvd players
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    although i guarantee in the ghetto and
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    like certain parts of the city they're
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    still rocking dvds i
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    i i can almost guarantee it um
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    but like
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    yeah so what they do is they'll pirate
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    the movies off the internet cop burn it
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    onto a dvd and sell them for a couple
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    bucks a piece on the train they make a
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    lot they used to make a lot of money
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    nowadays i don't know
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    because you know people are on their way
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    home from work they want to watch a
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    movie and chill like and they're getting
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    like brand new movies like whatever's
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    out right now they've got it on dvd you
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    know
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    so
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    that's another thing they do on the
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    train
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    um
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    another thing they do on the train is
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    you'll be sitting there on the train and
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    you'll hear all of a sudden
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    it's show time and everyone's heart just
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    drops because most people they don't
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    want to [ __ ] deal with this [ __ ] so
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    these kids will get on
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    they'll start blasting this music and
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    dancing all over the [ __ ] train i'm
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    talking about dude they're ricocheting
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    off the walls and [ __ ] they're knocking
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    into people like most people on the
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    train hate it but some of these kids are
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    doing some impressive stuff they're
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    walking on their hands on a moving train
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    they're doing back flips front flips
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    like sometimes they're just so good at
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    it you got to throw them a buck just for
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    like
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    you just got to respect the athletic
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    abilities you know what i mean like some
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    of these kids are doing some cool stuff
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    but in the beginning every time i'm
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    always like no i don't i don't want to
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    hear this [ __ ] man get them off the
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    train but sometimes they even get me
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    because i'm like that that was
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    impressive dude you know like i seen a
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    kid walking up and down the train on his
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    hands these trains are
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    stopping they're going like they're
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    hitting 60 miles an hour this kid's
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    walking on his hands i was i was
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    impressed
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    um
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    so another one is
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    selling water um
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    you know all you got to do is buy a case
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    of water cooler put some ice in it and
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    go sell water but the thing is people in
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    like i can't speak for any other city
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    city i i'm i was in new york city so
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    in new york city people are are
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    territorial so
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    you can't just go set up anywhere and
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    start selling water selling water or
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    doing anything it's like if you go to a
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    spot and there's a there's already like
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    street performers working there or
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    there's people selling water there or
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    there's someone panhandling there it's
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    best to go find your own spot you don't
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    want to go
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    getting stepping on anyone's toes and
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    some people take it very seriously i
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    used to take it very seriously like
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    you just you don't want to just show up
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    in someone's spot brand new and start
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    doing some [ __ ] because odds are whoever
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    is in that spot they know that spot they
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    know all the people around there and
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    you're not you're not going to win you
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    know what i mean like
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    unless you're whatever
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    if you want to go around making enemies
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    like that that's your business but
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    when i first started doing type these
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    types of things on the street in new
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    york i was very careful about my spots i
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    didn't go stepping on anyone's toes you
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    know i mean i went and got my own spots
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    you know
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    so
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    but yeah selling water is
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    you know
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    you don't want to make a career out of
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    it it's not going to work in the winter
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    ain't nobody buying no water in the
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    winter
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    um
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    the other thing is the park rangers and
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    the cops in new york city they
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    they don't like it they they don't want
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    to see people doing it but sometimes
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    they'll ignore it all depends some
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    people some of the cops are gonna
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    they're gonna mess with you and some of
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    them aren't some the park range park
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    rangers on the other hand they're gonna
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    mess with you like 99.9
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    of the time they don't want it in the
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    park
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    and
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    none of the street performers really
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    want you around them either like the
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    street artists and the musicians like
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    they all kind of look down on the people
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    selling water nobody wants that [ __ ]
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    around them um because it's like it's
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    usually a big chaotic scene i've seen we
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    used to call it water wars in central
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    park where i was at because all the
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    people would come out every summer and
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    they'd be fighting and battling each
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    other and stepping on each other's like
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    setting up right in front of each other
  • 00:11:30
    like
  • 00:11:32
    all the regulars in there the street
  • 00:11:33
    artists and performers we did not want
  • 00:11:35
    the water people around although some of
  • 00:11:37
    them we kind of got along with you know
  • 00:11:38
    but for the most part nobody [ __ ]
  • 00:11:41
    wanted him around and it's like
  • 00:11:44
    and if if you saw the scene you would
  • 00:11:46
    understand why like nine times out of
  • 00:11:48
    ten they're hammered on vodka they're
  • 00:11:50
    they're
  • 00:11:51
    screeching at the people people if
  • 00:11:53
    they're not buying water they're
  • 00:11:54
    screeching at each other they're dumping
  • 00:11:57
    each other's coolers they're literally
  • 00:11:58
    fist fighting over this [ __ ] like
  • 00:12:01
    so yeah the water scene if you're gonna
  • 00:12:03
    sell water go find your own spot i
  • 00:12:06
    suggest going into like central park and
  • 00:12:08
    just
  • 00:12:09
    find somewhere quiet and sit there and
  • 00:12:11
    mind your business get your water off
  • 00:12:12
    and get the [ __ ] out of there dude
  • 00:12:14
    before someone else pops up and
  • 00:12:17
    you know
  • 00:12:18
    um but yeah you don't want to make a
  • 00:12:20
    career out of something like that the
  • 00:12:21
    reality is
  • 00:12:23
    you know something like selling water
  • 00:12:25
    you're really not obtaining any type of
  • 00:12:26
    skill you might be growing some nuts you
  • 00:12:28
    know like growing some balls doing some
  • 00:12:30
    new stuff on the street which i suggest
  • 00:12:33
    it's like
  • 00:12:34
    yeah give it a shot you know what i mean
  • 00:12:36
    go do something new but
  • 00:12:39
    it's i you don't want to do it for the
  • 00:12:41
    rest of your life you know i mean and
  • 00:12:43
    you don't want to get too caught up in
  • 00:12:45
    it because then you will end up doing it
  • 00:12:47
    over and over because it's pretty easy
  • 00:12:49
    money pretty fast but it's like
  • 00:12:52
    it's
  • 00:12:53
    all it's going to do is
  • 00:12:55
    you're not moving anywhere in life if
  • 00:12:56
    you're selling water you know what i
  • 00:12:58
    mean it's you're just
  • 00:12:59
    you're just getting to the next day you
  • 00:13:01
    might make a couple hundred bucks but
  • 00:13:03
    when winter comes around you're gonna
  • 00:13:05
    you ain't gonna be able to sell water
  • 00:13:06
    and if your only skill is selling water
  • 00:13:09
    you're gonna be panhandling you know
  • 00:13:10
    you're gonna be either asking people for
  • 00:13:12
    money or flying a sign
  • 00:13:15
    um
  • 00:13:17
    so then
  • 00:13:18
    another one
  • 00:13:22
    so that's
  • 00:13:23
    you know that's why i never sold water
  • 00:13:25
    because i felt like
  • 00:13:27
    it's just going to get me to tomorrow i
  • 00:13:29
    i don't want to be on this treadmill for
  • 00:13:31
    the rest of my life where i'm just
  • 00:13:32
    waking up every day getting the water
  • 00:13:34
    and selling it when i was in las vegas i
  • 00:13:36
    was thinking about doing doing it
  • 00:13:37
    because
  • 00:13:38
    the guys out on las vegas boulevard they
  • 00:13:40
    were killing it while they were selling
  • 00:13:42
    water and i was
  • 00:13:43
    i was very tempted but i'm glad i never
  • 00:13:46
    did because i that easy money would i
  • 00:13:49
    would have just fell into that pattern
  • 00:13:50
    of
  • 00:13:52
    doing what was easy and god knows i'd
  • 00:13:54
    still be out on las vegas boulevard
  • 00:13:56
    selling water you know what i mean so
  • 00:13:57
    like
  • 00:13:58
    it's something that i suggest if you're
  • 00:14:00
    going to do it just
  • 00:14:02
    do it
  • 00:14:03
    to get out of that situation just to get
  • 00:14:06
    yourself up off the street you know
  • 00:14:08
    whatever
  • 00:14:09
    um one kid he
  • 00:14:11
    he sold so much water he went and bought
  • 00:14:12
    himself a truck he was some college kid
  • 00:14:14
    from new jersey and he just came out
  • 00:14:16
    there and worked his ass off one summer
  • 00:14:18
    and got himself a truck you know so
  • 00:14:21
    um another thing is obviously like
  • 00:14:23
    street musicians and
  • 00:14:25
    if you if you're any type of musician i
  • 00:14:28
    suggest you do some street performing
  • 00:14:30
    just for the experience of it it's like
  • 00:14:33
    you know it's
  • 00:14:34
    it's gonna it's gonna grow some heart
  • 00:14:36
    you know i mean it's gonna give you some
  • 00:14:38
    steel in your spine just going out there
  • 00:14:40
    and making some money on the street with
  • 00:14:42
    your
  • 00:14:43
    talent with your ability you know so i
  • 00:14:46
    suggest anyone who plays music should at
  • 00:14:49
    least try street performing because it
  • 00:14:52
    it's not easy to do you know like it's
  • 00:14:54
    it takes it takes some balls to do it so
  • 00:14:58
    if you're a musician eat i don't care if
  • 00:15:00
    you got 10 million dollars you should
  • 00:15:02
    you should give it a shot i would say
  • 00:15:04
    because it's gonna be good for you you
  • 00:15:05
    know just do it for one day give it a
  • 00:15:07
    shot like why not you know how hard it
  • 00:15:09
    was for me to start street performing
  • 00:15:11
    there was i would wander around the
  • 00:15:13
    street with like
  • 00:15:15
    just in like a days just afraid to even
  • 00:15:18
    start you know what i mean
  • 00:15:20
    so you know street musicians and it's a
  • 00:15:22
    respectable thing everybody got respect
  • 00:15:24
    for it it's like and
  • 00:15:26
    you know people play the buckets they
  • 00:15:28
    play the drums um
  • 00:15:30
    they just that's one thing people don't
  • 00:15:32
    take too kindly to though like if you're
  • 00:15:34
    gonna be doing the drums or the buckets
  • 00:15:35
    you better
  • 00:15:37
    separate yourself from the other street
  • 00:15:39
    musicians like and
  • 00:15:41
    just all together you just you don't
  • 00:15:43
    want to be around any other street
  • 00:15:45
    artists or people whatever they're doing
  • 00:15:47
    they don't want you sitting next to them
  • 00:15:49
    banging on a bucket you know what i mean
  • 00:15:51
    so
  • 00:15:52
    go out to times square find yourself a
  • 00:15:54
    spot and
  • 00:15:57
    you know
  • 00:15:58
    you don't want to be doing it on top of
  • 00:16:00
    other people and that's street musicians
  • 00:16:02
    in general
  • 00:16:03
    they don't want to be on top of each
  • 00:16:05
    other where i used to work in strawberry
  • 00:16:06
    fields
  • 00:16:07
    the musicians
  • 00:16:09
    had to set up a list because other than
  • 00:16:11
    that they were just coming out there and
  • 00:16:13
    who whoever got out there first started
  • 00:16:16
    and it's like
  • 00:16:18
    at first there was no system to it so
  • 00:16:20
    it's like other musicians would show up
  • 00:16:22
    and set up right across from them and
  • 00:16:24
    start playing or set up right at the
  • 00:16:26
    front and start playing and it's like
  • 00:16:28
    you're [ __ ] with somebody's
  • 00:16:29
    livelihood people take it serious to
  • 00:16:31
    this day there's this one dude james who
  • 00:16:35
    there's video there's videos on of them
  • 00:16:38
    on youtube going off on like
  • 00:16:40
    screeching at the tourists for not
  • 00:16:42
    paying me he's a good he's a he's a
  • 00:16:44
    talented musician but the guy's such a
  • 00:16:46
    nut job that like
  • 00:16:48
    he would he'd start screaming at the
  • 00:16:50
    people if they weren't tipping him well
  • 00:16:52
    and like he was a character man but
  • 00:16:55
    so he was a big issue out there he even
  • 00:16:57
    got to a point like he was on the list
  • 00:17:00
    but then a couple years went by and
  • 00:17:03
    he was
  • 00:17:04
    angry at all the new musicians getting
  • 00:17:06
    on the list so he would just show up and
  • 00:17:08
    start playing on top of their set
  • 00:17:09
    because he just had no respect for him
  • 00:17:11
    and like it was a big issue and like he
  • 00:17:13
    he ended up getting pretty much banned
  • 00:17:15
    from the whole area because everyone
  • 00:17:17
    hated them so
  • 00:17:18
    you know you don't want to be acting
  • 00:17:20
    like that like whatever you're doing on
  • 00:17:21
    the street you don't want to be acting
  • 00:17:23
    like that james was staying in an
  • 00:17:25
    apartment that's why he he could kind of
  • 00:17:26
    get away with it if he was staying on
  • 00:17:28
    the street
  • 00:17:29
    he would have had some issues you know
  • 00:17:31
    like because he would have been such an
  • 00:17:33
    easy target people would have found
  • 00:17:35
    found out where he was sleeping and he
  • 00:17:37
    probably would have
  • 00:17:38
    been dealing with some with some stuff
  • 00:17:41
    he would ended up getting ran out
  • 00:17:43
    which is what ended up happening anyway
  • 00:17:46
    like he
  • 00:17:47
    he pretty much
  • 00:17:48
    i don't know how it is nowadays but it
  • 00:17:50
    got to a point where he was never around
  • 00:17:52
    because they weren't even putting him on
  • 00:17:54
    the list anymore and it's like
  • 00:17:56
    you know i don't care how tough you are
  • 00:17:58
    when you got 10 other people
  • 00:18:00
    against you and
  • 00:18:02
    you're you're not gonna win you know
  • 00:18:04
    um you could you can only fight that
  • 00:18:06
    battle for so long
  • 00:18:08
    but so yeah street you know street
  • 00:18:10
    performing music man people people make
  • 00:18:12
    a lot of money doing it and it's the
  • 00:18:14
    better you are at it the more you're
  • 00:18:16
    gonna make and
  • 00:18:17
    some people sell their cds there's a guy
  • 00:18:19
    in washington square park he used to
  • 00:18:21
    play the piano he would kill it he'd
  • 00:18:23
    make so much money dude
  • 00:18:24
    um
  • 00:18:26
    i've seen bands out in washington square
  • 00:18:28
    park where they're selling cds all day
  • 00:18:30
    while they're playing their music and
  • 00:18:32
    absolutely killing i'm talking
  • 00:18:34
    that hundreds maybe thousands of dollars
  • 00:18:37
    a day they're just
  • 00:18:38
    they're killing it because it's like
  • 00:18:41
    if you're good at what you do people are
  • 00:18:42
    gonna recognize it and you're gonna make
  • 00:18:44
    money
  • 00:18:46
    so
  • 00:18:47
    um you know then there's the acrobats on
  • 00:18:49
    the street um they i i watched to get a
  • 00:18:53
    guy in union square one time he came out
  • 00:18:56
    he gathered up a crowd he told everyone
  • 00:18:58
    he was going to do something like almost
  • 00:19:00
    impossible and he he got everyone
  • 00:19:02
    intrigued i mean i sat there and
  • 00:19:05
    watched to see what he was going to do i
  • 00:19:07
    didn't get up front because i was broke
  • 00:19:08
    at the time i couldn't give him any
  • 00:19:10
    money so
  • 00:19:11
    um
  • 00:19:13
    i just watched from a distance and i was
  • 00:19:15
    like what
  • 00:19:16
    like i was thinking he was just gonna do
  • 00:19:19
    something stup stupid you know what i
  • 00:19:20
    mean get everyone gathering around do
  • 00:19:22
    some dumb thing and then just sucker him
  • 00:19:24
    out of a buck each but
  • 00:19:26
    what he ended up doing was
  • 00:19:28
    he lined up like five people in a row
  • 00:19:33
    and
  • 00:19:34
    came
  • 00:19:35
    it might have even been more than five
  • 00:19:36
    people but he came running up from like
  • 00:19:39
    a hundred feet back this guy was
  • 00:19:42
    he was right he was running at like 30
  • 00:19:44
    miles an hour he runs up and does a
  • 00:19:47
    [ __ ] like
  • 00:19:49
    roll over the people it wasn't like a
  • 00:19:52
    flip he jumped up and like went sideways
  • 00:19:55
    and like rolled through the air over all
  • 00:19:57
    these people and i was like holy [ __ ] i
  • 00:20:00
    mean this guy looked like a crackhead
  • 00:20:02
    when he did this [ __ ] he looked like
  • 00:20:03
    superman bro and i mean he must
  • 00:20:07
    off that crowd alone he must have made a
  • 00:20:08
    couple hundred bucks
  • 00:20:10
    but um
  • 00:20:11
    and then there's other acrobats on the
  • 00:20:13
    street that are not so impressive but
  • 00:20:14
    they just know how to talk to the crowd
  • 00:20:16
    they just
  • 00:20:17
    they'll do some regular old [ __ ] a
  • 00:20:19
    little bit of tumbling but they just
  • 00:20:21
    they they know how to play the tourists
  • 00:20:24
    so like they'll make a lot of money and
  • 00:20:27
    you know other regulars in the park
  • 00:20:29
    parks the musicians and the artists they
  • 00:20:31
    don't want the acrobats around because
  • 00:20:33
    they they create such a scene and they
  • 00:20:35
    take like
  • 00:20:37
    they take all the attention and they're
  • 00:20:39
    pretty greedy they will they will
  • 00:20:41
    they'll just keep doing it over and over
  • 00:20:43
    and over um
  • 00:20:45
    there's tick and tech in washington
  • 00:20:46
    square park they're just they've been
  • 00:20:48
    there since like the 80s every everybody
  • 00:20:50
    respects them everybody respects their
  • 00:20:51
    spot just because they've been there
  • 00:20:53
    longer than anybody you know and they
  • 00:20:55
    they used to kill it man they used to
  • 00:20:57
    make so much money
  • 00:20:59
    um
  • 00:21:00
    but whenever they would come and set up
  • 00:21:02
    i would move if i if i was near the
  • 00:21:04
    center of the park
  • 00:21:05
    and then they'd show up and start doing
  • 00:21:07
    their thing i didn't even want to be
  • 00:21:08
    near it because
  • 00:21:09
    i couldn't compete with them they're
  • 00:21:11
    they're taking all the attention and
  • 00:21:13
    it's like it's not good for my business
  • 00:21:15
    i was out there i i'll get to what i was
  • 00:21:17
    doing but
  • 00:21:18
    i would move spots just to
  • 00:21:21
    keep making money because i don't i
  • 00:21:23
    don't need this this big distract
  • 00:21:25
    distraction going on 10 feet away from
  • 00:21:27
    me you know and they were there way
  • 00:21:30
    before me so i was like whatever i'm you
  • 00:21:32
    know
  • 00:21:33
    respect the spot bro like
  • 00:21:36
    you know they've been there since like
  • 00:21:37
    the 80s dude so
  • 00:21:39
    um
  • 00:21:41
    what else what does that say oh and then
  • 00:21:44
    there's contortionists like people will
  • 00:21:46
    just
  • 00:21:47
    they'll put a little bucket out it says
  • 00:21:49
    tips on it and they'll start just doing
  • 00:21:51
    like contortion type stuff that
  • 00:21:53
    basically i mean some of it's impressive
  • 00:21:54
    they're tying themselves in a knot
  • 00:21:56
    basically so it's like people just walk
  • 00:21:58
    by and drop a buck in the thing and they
  • 00:22:01
    they do pretty good it's pretty cool to
  • 00:22:03
    see if you've never seen it you know
  • 00:22:05
    um but yeah i've seen some impressive
  • 00:22:08
    stuff people walking on their hands with
  • 00:22:10
    their with their feet on their shoulders
  • 00:22:12
    like crazy [ __ ] you know
  • 00:22:15
    um
  • 00:22:16
    so oh and here's another one that used
  • 00:22:18
    to drive me nuts when i'd be working in
  • 00:22:20
    times square at night you got the p
  • 00:22:22
    people with the costumes
  • 00:22:24
    and like oh my god most of them are such
  • 00:22:27
    degenerates like under those costumes
  • 00:22:29
    that like
  • 00:22:30
    so you know people come to times square
  • 00:22:32
    and they want a picture so then
  • 00:22:35
    you got people out there in costumes who
  • 00:22:37
    will take a picture with you for five
  • 00:22:39
    bucks or whatever
  • 00:22:40
    but the problem is a lot of them yeah
  • 00:22:42
    they're
  • 00:22:43
    they're just they're [ __ ] up people
  • 00:22:45
    man though they'll be starting fights
  • 00:22:47
    with people over not getting tipped and
  • 00:22:49
    some of these tourists they don't get it
  • 00:22:51
    they don't like they're coming from
  • 00:22:52
    other countries like they think you're
  • 00:22:54
    just being nice you know like this this
  • 00:22:57
    is like they would
  • 00:22:58
    they
  • 00:22:59
    wouldn't tip but not because
  • 00:23:02
    not because they're cheap or something
  • 00:23:03
    because they don't know what the [ __ ] is
  • 00:23:05
    going on you know and some of these
  • 00:23:07
    costume guys are pretty aggressive
  • 00:23:09
    they're just gonna they're gonna get you
  • 00:23:10
    to take the picture you know like
  • 00:23:12
    and some of these people from the other
  • 00:23:14
    countries they just they don't know what
  • 00:23:15
    the hell is going on i used to feel bad
  • 00:23:17
    i'm like
  • 00:23:18
    these people didn't come to new york to
  • 00:23:20
    get bullied out of their money like come
  • 00:23:21
    on bro like don't be like that bro you
  • 00:23:23
    know what i mean so if you're going to
  • 00:23:24
    do the costume thing
  • 00:23:27
    you'll make money depending
  • 00:23:30
    on how good the costume is there was
  • 00:23:31
    this guy in a predator costume that was
  • 00:23:33
    so cool and impressive that he used to
  • 00:23:35
    kill it another guy steve i used to know
  • 00:23:38
    he made this transformer costume out of
  • 00:23:40
    like styrofoam which was pretty badass
  • 00:23:43
    and
  • 00:23:44
    but he should have been making more to
  • 00:23:46
    be honest for what he did and how cool
  • 00:23:49
    he made that costume he should have been
  • 00:23:50
    making more
  • 00:23:51
    um
  • 00:23:53
    and um what that there was another one i
  • 00:23:56
    was gonna mention i can't even remember
  • 00:23:58
    it um
  • 00:24:00
    oh this guy used to [ __ ] crack me up
  • 00:24:02
    so there was this one homeless guy who
  • 00:24:05
    somehow
  • 00:24:06
    got his hands on like this cloth iron
  • 00:24:08
    man costumes like something you'd get it
  • 00:24:11
    like toys r us or some [ __ ] i mean it
  • 00:24:13
    was like
  • 00:24:14
    just this cloth iron man costume that he
  • 00:24:17
    would throw on and
  • 00:24:19
    he was living on the street so it was
  • 00:24:21
    all dirty and
  • 00:24:22
    like i used to crack up when i'd see
  • 00:24:24
    this guy he'd have this filthy
  • 00:24:26
    cloth iron man costume was like holes in
  • 00:24:29
    it and [ __ ]
  • 00:24:31
    like it just used to crack me i'm like
  • 00:24:33
    this kid's got some balls like the
  • 00:24:36
    audacity of this kid to be out here
  • 00:24:38
    doing this [ __ ] like
  • 00:24:41
    i don't know i wonder what happened to
  • 00:24:42
    him i don't know there was other guys
  • 00:24:44
    they'd paint themselves with gold spray
  • 00:24:46
    paint they're probably dead now like
  • 00:24:49
    they're spraying themselves with this
  • 00:24:50
    poison
  • 00:24:52
    and
  • 00:24:52
    like they stand there like a statue and
  • 00:24:54
    then scare people you know a lot of them
  • 00:24:56
    are just like homeless crackheads that
  • 00:24:58
    are just spray painting themselves with
  • 00:25:00
    gold paint right in their own face i
  • 00:25:03
    mean like
  • 00:25:05
    people are nuts dude so
  • 00:25:07
    i haven't like you know i i stopped
  • 00:25:10
    working at times square at night because
  • 00:25:12
    i hated the scene without all these
  • 00:25:14
    [ __ ] up lunatics out there like
  • 00:25:16
    ruining the whole [ __ ] like
  • 00:25:19
    but
  • 00:25:20
    i don't know i i wonder if they still do
  • 00:25:23
    that like it can't be it can't be safe
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    to be spray painting yourself with like
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    metallic paint you know
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    and
  • 00:25:31
    i don't know then there was a statue of
  • 00:25:33
    liberty guys but yeah the thing with the
  • 00:25:35
    costumes is the more work you put into
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    it the more you're gonna make and
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    obviously
  • 00:25:39
    you want to be nice to the tourists like
  • 00:25:42
    you just you kind of got to be a people
  • 00:25:44
    person you know and i don't even know
  • 00:25:46
    how it is now i know the cops started
  • 00:25:48
    cracking down on them because they were
  • 00:25:49
    all fighting each other they were
  • 00:25:51
    getting in fights with the tourists and
  • 00:25:53
    they were just making a ridiculous scene
  • 00:25:55
    that like
  • 00:25:57
    you got you got to take into
  • 00:25:58
    consideration that these people these
  • 00:26:00
    people are on vacation with their
  • 00:26:03
    families and [ __ ]
  • 00:26:04
    you're starting to fight with them over
  • 00:26:06
    five bucks like come on bro like
  • 00:26:08
    you can't be acting like that man you
  • 00:26:10
    know what i mean so that's why i stopped
  • 00:26:12
    even working in times square i got tired
  • 00:26:14
    i just got tired of seeing this type of
  • 00:26:16
    [ __ ] like i didn't want him [ __ ]
  • 00:26:18
    around me i didn't want to be associated
  • 00:26:20
    with i wit it like all that i need money
  • 00:26:23
    for weed sign guys getting in fights and
  • 00:26:25
    [ __ ] i was like
  • 00:26:26
    forget all this [ __ ] bro i'm gonna find
  • 00:26:28
    another spot you know
  • 00:26:30
    so
  • 00:26:32
    another thing is making jewelry you can
  • 00:26:34
    go get beads and fishing line and make
  • 00:26:36
    jewelry like pretty easy thing to get
  • 00:26:39
    off the more artistic you are
  • 00:26:41
    the more you're gonna make you know i
  • 00:26:43
    feel bad there was this guy these so
  • 00:26:45
    with his jewelry right by me and then
  • 00:26:47
    one day i was just like annoyed telling
  • 00:26:49
    him like man you're a grown man doing
  • 00:26:51
    some [ __ ] a 16 year old girl should be
  • 00:26:53
    doing like man get the [ __ ] out you're
  • 00:26:55
    like you know just being a dick that i
  • 00:26:57
    felt like i felt like he was
  • 00:26:59
    screwing up my cash flow which really he
  • 00:27:02
    was and what was screwing up my cash
  • 00:27:04
    flow was my own attitude you know
  • 00:27:06
    so these are things i regret like
  • 00:27:09
    you know so if you're doing this type of
  • 00:27:11
    [ __ ] on the street learn from my
  • 00:27:12
    mistakes don't don't don't be getting
  • 00:27:14
    angry at people don't don't be rude to
  • 00:27:17
    people be nice bro like you'll feel
  • 00:27:19
    better in the long run you know i mean
  • 00:27:20
    i've like back then i felt like oh i
  • 00:27:23
    don't want to be a [ __ ] you know and
  • 00:27:24
    let everyone just
  • 00:27:25
    set up right on top of me nowadays i
  • 00:27:27
    think back on and i'm like
  • 00:27:29
    i
  • 00:27:30
    i was i was being a dick a lot of the
  • 00:27:32
    time i don't own the park you know i
  • 00:27:34
    mean if i got such a problem with him i
  • 00:27:36
    could have moved you know what i'm
  • 00:27:37
    saying like i'm what i'm gonna get in a
  • 00:27:39
    fight and punch some guy like nah come
  • 00:27:41
    on bro like
  • 00:27:43
    i just
  • 00:27:43
    i regret acting like that you know and
  • 00:27:45
    being being
  • 00:27:47
    being so angry and rude but
  • 00:27:49
    um
  • 00:27:51
    so yeah my advice is if you're gonna be
  • 00:27:53
    doing this type of stuff on the street
  • 00:27:54
    just just be cool man and not because
  • 00:27:57
    you're afraid to get in a fight but
  • 00:27:59
    because
  • 00:28:00
    it's better to just be cool be cool with
  • 00:28:02
    people you know what i mean like that
  • 00:28:04
    was
  • 00:28:05
    what i was thinking it's like
  • 00:28:07
    i don't want people to think i'm afraid
  • 00:28:08
    and this and that it's like that's
  • 00:28:10
    that's your problem bro that's that
  • 00:28:12
    you can't be like
  • 00:28:14
    you know we're not we're not [ __ ]
  • 00:28:16
    we're not high school kids man like no
  • 00:28:18
    nobody's
  • 00:28:19
    scared to fight you know like i mean i
  • 00:28:22
    guess some people are whatever dude just
  • 00:28:24
    be cool you know
  • 00:28:25
    so
  • 00:28:27
    all right what was that making jewelry
  • 00:28:28
    so then this this is what i was doing is
  • 00:28:31
    um well i was doing a couple things but
  • 00:28:33
    this is one of the things i was doing
  • 00:28:34
    was portraits i can draw pretty good
  • 00:28:37
    um there's other people that just make
  • 00:28:39
    cool drawings and sell them um there was
  • 00:28:41
    this one artist he just did black and
  • 00:28:43
    white paintings which were very simple
  • 00:28:45
    and easy to do and he did pretty good
  • 00:28:48
    um but i was selling portraits but what
  • 00:28:50
    i was doing that was different
  • 00:28:52
    is my sign said bad portraits so
  • 00:28:56
    i would have people lined up on the
  • 00:28:57
    benches and i was i was doing better
  • 00:29:00
    than most portrait artists because i was
  • 00:29:01
    doing something different so that's
  • 00:29:03
    another thing to keep in mind if you
  • 00:29:05
    want to make money you got to be kind of
  • 00:29:07
    original you know like
  • 00:29:09
    there's tons of portrait artists out
  • 00:29:11
    there and most of them
  • 00:29:12
    draw better than me but
  • 00:29:14
    my sign said bad portraits and i used to
  • 00:29:16
    do this silly little
  • 00:29:18
    simple cartoonish type drawing of the
  • 00:29:20
    people and they loved it they absolutely
  • 00:29:22
    loved it loved it like most peop most
  • 00:29:25
    people paid me more more than i was even
  • 00:29:27
    asking for so like
  • 00:29:29
    you know that was one of the best ideas
  • 00:29:31
    i ever had and i had a good spot because
  • 00:29:34
    by by the time i was doing portraits i
  • 00:29:36
    had been living on the street for years
  • 00:29:38
    i knew the whole scene like people
  • 00:29:40
    respected me i could i could do what i
  • 00:29:42
    wanted and the spot i was in i was in
  • 00:29:44
    there before
  • 00:29:46
    anyone you know what i mean so
  • 00:29:48
    i was working in strawberry fields in
  • 00:29:50
    central park the only the only guy who
  • 00:29:51
    was in there when i started was gary the
  • 00:29:54
    mayor and me and him were doing very
  • 00:29:56
    different things so we we pretty much
  • 00:29:58
    just left each other alone i mean we had
  • 00:30:00
    our issues everybody had issues with
  • 00:30:02
    gary but
  • 00:30:03
    in in the end we we just left each other
  • 00:30:06
    alone i was on one end he was on the
  • 00:30:08
    other i was doing my thing he was doing
  • 00:30:10
    his
  • 00:30:10
    um
  • 00:30:12
    but gary used to he he used to get on my
  • 00:30:13
    nerves a lot but anyway so
  • 00:30:16
    um so yeah if you're gonna do portraits
  • 00:30:18
    i suggest you do something a little
  • 00:30:20
    different i'm not suggesting you do
  • 00:30:22
    exactly what i do you just be yourself
  • 00:30:25
    you know what i mean you don't want to
  • 00:30:26
    do you don't want to do like other
  • 00:30:28
    people's ideas come up with your own you
  • 00:30:29
    know
  • 00:30:30
    um
  • 00:30:31
    i heard of one guy that does zombie
  • 00:30:33
    portraits that's that is badass dude
  • 00:30:36
    what a brilliant idea you know what i
  • 00:30:37
    mean now
  • 00:30:39
    i would love to do that but that's his
  • 00:30:40
    [ __ ] you know what i mean and i'm not
  • 00:30:42
    saying i invented bad portraits but i'm
  • 00:30:44
    saying like
  • 00:30:45
    you're better off doing your own thing
  • 00:30:47
    for your own good you know but i don't
  • 00:30:50
    do portraits no more you do what you
  • 00:30:51
    want i've considered doing portraits
  • 00:30:53
    again down here in florida i know i'd
  • 00:30:55
    kill it but it's like i already did it
  • 00:30:57
    for years i'm moving on to some to some
  • 00:30:59
    new [ __ ]
  • 00:31:00
    so
  • 00:31:02
    um another thing that i used to do is i
  • 00:31:05
    would tell jokes that i wrote for a
  • 00:31:07
    dollar a piece
  • 00:31:08
    um which is a very hard
  • 00:31:10
    very hard thing to do um
  • 00:31:13
    but i was doing it not to get rich
  • 00:31:16
    obviously
  • 00:31:17
    i was doing it more to conquer my my own
  • 00:31:20
    anxieties and fears and i was doing
  • 00:31:22
    stand-up comedy on and off
  • 00:31:24
    at the time and i felt it was just good
  • 00:31:26
    for my character to go out there like my
  • 00:31:29
    my inner character not like i was
  • 00:31:31
    playing a character or something but it
  • 00:31:33
    was good for my
  • 00:31:36
    me as a person to go out there and
  • 00:31:38
    conquer that fear of doing that which
  • 00:31:40
    which was very hard for me it was like i
  • 00:31:43
    was so scared to do it but eventually i
  • 00:31:46
    got pretty good at it you know but
  • 00:31:49
    um another thing so i'd i'd be out in
  • 00:31:52
    times square at night doing my dollar
  • 00:31:53
    jokes and my little sign there was
  • 00:31:55
    another guy
  • 00:31:57
    who was a straight up crackhead half his
  • 00:31:58
    teeth were missing but he used to dress
  • 00:32:01
    pretty well pretty well because he made
  • 00:32:03
    a lot of money so he have like this
  • 00:32:04
    leather hat leather jacket
  • 00:32:06
    and um
  • 00:32:08
    he
  • 00:32:08
    would just go up to the tourist in times
  • 00:32:10
    square and be like yo if i can make you
  • 00:32:12
    laugh you throw me a buck or something
  • 00:32:14
    and they'd be like yeah sure you know
  • 00:32:16
    and he'd tell him all the same joke he
  • 00:32:18
    was a black dude and he'd tell him i
  • 00:32:20
    forget what the joke was it was
  • 00:32:22
    something about
  • 00:32:24
    something it was some hack
  • 00:32:27
    [ __ ] that played on their like white
  • 00:32:29
    guilt you know what i mean and this guy
  • 00:32:32
    used to i [ __ ] you not he used to make a
  • 00:32:34
    couple hundred dollars every night but
  • 00:32:36
    that's why he was a crackhead because he
  • 00:32:38
    like
  • 00:32:39
    he knew he could go out in times square
  • 00:32:40
    whenever he felt like it day or night
  • 00:32:42
    and make a few hundred dollars then he
  • 00:32:44
    would go blow it all on crack and be
  • 00:32:46
    right back and like he used to show me
  • 00:32:49
    wads and wads of money and i was jealous
  • 00:32:51
    as [ __ ] to be honest but i was also
  • 00:32:54
    thinking like you know that's
  • 00:32:57
    i'm not here to do that you know what i
  • 00:32:59
    mean i'm i'm i'm i'm here to do
  • 00:33:01
    something different i'm here to like
  • 00:33:03
    i'm just i'm building character you know
  • 00:33:04
    i mean this dude's just out to make
  • 00:33:06
    money but like
  • 00:33:08
    there was times where i was tempted to
  • 00:33:09
    start doing what he was doing because
  • 00:33:11
    i could respect i could respect his
  • 00:33:14
    nerve you know i mean he he was just
  • 00:33:16
    going up to anyone
  • 00:33:17
    and and doing this thing and straight
  • 00:33:20
    hustling him out of money you know what
  • 00:33:22
    i mean and playing them like a fiddle
  • 00:33:25
    you know with the whole white guilt
  • 00:33:26
    thing a lot of these tourists like
  • 00:33:28
    you know
  • 00:33:29
    they they don't know how new york is so
  • 00:33:32
    i yeah i'm not kidding you the dude was
  • 00:33:34
    making
  • 00:33:36
    dude was making hundreds and hundreds of
  • 00:33:38
    dollars on a daily basis
  • 00:33:40
    um
  • 00:33:42
    and so yeah i mean i guess that's i
  • 00:33:45
    guess that's about it i didn't mean to
  • 00:33:46
    make this video so long i don't know if
  • 00:33:48
    i should post this whole thing or if i
  • 00:33:50
    should edit it down i think there's a
  • 00:33:52
    lot of good information in here so
  • 00:33:54
    i think i'm gonna just leave the whole
  • 00:33:56
    [ __ ] up man i mean if people are in a
  • 00:33:58
    rush then go go go watch someone else's
  • 00:34:00
    videos you know i mean and i'm kind of
  • 00:34:03
    rushing through this anyway you got me
  • 00:34:04
    stuttering and [ __ ] um
  • 00:34:07
    but you know the more youtube videos i
  • 00:34:10
    make i'll get more comfortable like
  • 00:34:13
    i just stutter a little when i'm nervous
  • 00:34:14
    and i'm nervous when i make the videos
  • 00:34:16
    and [ __ ] so
  • 00:34:17
    um
  • 00:34:18
    i don't know i guess i guess that's
  • 00:34:20
    about it for this i might re-film it i
  • 00:34:22
    might not but uh
  • 00:34:24
    if if you like my stuff subscribe give
  • 00:34:26
    me a like
  • 00:34:28
    uh i guess that's it all right later
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