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I'm following the Diddy case very
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closely I think this is a super serious
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one that's up there with like the same
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level of Epstein almost and in following
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the case so closely where I have peepers
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on it at all times I'm also following
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his lawyer pretty closely so I've
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watched every interview that his lawyer
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has done good old Mark a real Patriot
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the majority of what Mark says is just
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boilerplate standard lawyer lies speak
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just a bunch of Babble where when
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confronted with questions just basically
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deflects it or reshapes it so if he's
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confronted with a question about the
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case he will do his best to steer it
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differently so in one interview someone
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asks him point blank what he thinks
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about that video that shows Diddy
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beating the [ __ ] out of a woman and he
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says yeah that's bad he he basically
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just says like it's not good you know
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beating women boo I'm not a fan of that
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but we have to remember he's not being
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indicted for beating
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women wow Mark Checkmate right you are
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we do need to keep that in mind surely
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this video evidence of P Diddy beating
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the [ __ ] out of Cassie has nothing to do
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with anything else you've nailed it
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there Phoenix right you're a real
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shining star Mark and that's kind of
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what he does he'll take things be like
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oh yeah no beating women not good but
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that is not what he's indicted for in
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fact they're coming after him for sex
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trafficking can you believe it what
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nonsense it's ridiculous and we're going
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to prove it in court we'll give him the
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razzled Dazzle a little bit of that slam
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jam thank you ma'am and prove that P
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Diddy is an innocent man it's a bunch of
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[ __ ] nothing a giant nothing burger
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with the way Mark talks about it I know
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he knows that P didy is guilty but he's
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about to get a fat paycheck for it so
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there's not a whole lot I want to talk
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about when it comes to Mark's interviews
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or statements but there are two
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interviews I want to show you and really
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talk about because they are beautiful so
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Mark's been getting asked a lot about
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the baby oil Mark has to defend so many
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awful [ __ ] heinous and downright
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weird things for his client and he has
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to defend all of them mind you which
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includes the [ __ ] baby oil and the
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way that he tries to defend it is so
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silly he is a [ __ ] amazing clown so
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if like this whole lawyer thing doesn't
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work out for him or if he wants to
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retire and just like do something on the
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side this dude absolutely needs to get
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into like honking his nose
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professionally cuz this [ __ ] is
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great they call them freak offs but you
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know back when I was a kid in the late
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70s they were called threesoms if these
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are genuinely threesoms how do you
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explain a thousand bottles of baby oil I
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don't know where the number a thousand
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came the US attorney said it I can't
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imagine it's thousands I mean you know
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there's already so much to unpack there
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he is trying with a straight face to say
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that the Freak off parties are just
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threesoms brother open your eyes there
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are videos from some of the freak offs
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and it's a lot different than what
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you're trying to paint it as here that
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is just so disingenuous and delusional I
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get that it's his job but man don't
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insult the intelligence of every human
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being on the planet it's just one Google
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search away you can see it's not just
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threesoms and goober here is trying to
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pull the wool over your eyes by trying
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to convince you that it's just threesoms
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well back in my day we used to call that
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a threesome now all of a sudden it's a
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freak off or some [ __ ] like what are you
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talking about it's so dumb but anyway to
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the baby oil he immediately tries to
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downplay it like oh it wasn't a thousand
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where that madeup number come from
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that's a [ __ ] fake news FIB right
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there and the interviewer is like no
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that that came from the attorney like no
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that like that's the official statement
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he's like no no that they must be lying
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surely they're lying about that and and
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I'm not really sure what the baby oil
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has to do with anything they're
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essentially saying it's a lubricant for
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an orgy I guess I I don't know what you
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need a thousand one bottle of baby oil
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goes a long way I don't know what you
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need need a thousand for I mean he has a
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big house he buys in bulk you know I
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think they have Costco and every place
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where he has a home you can see the cogs
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in his brain turning in real time as he
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starts to come to the realization that
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there is no way to try and justify or
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explain away a thousand bottles of baby
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oil that quantity is absurd unfathomable
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even and he starts to like like break it
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down and he starts to go like and argue
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against his client like a th000 bottles
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of baby oil that just doesn't make any
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sense who would possibly need that
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amount of baby oil do you know how much
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mileage you can get out of a single
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bottle the best he could come up with is
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saying that since his houses are close
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to Costco he's probably just buying it
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in bulk I decided to look it up just out
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of curiosity what the biggest bundle of
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baby oil you could even buy in bulk is
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and the biggest pack that I could find
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was five a five pack of baby oil he
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would need 200 packs of that just
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picture that for a moment imagine
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stacking 200 packs of baby oil five
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packs if you stack them on top of each
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other from bottom to top it'll probably
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be about as high as a small office
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building like that is crazy and you're
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going to sit there in front of God and
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Anime and try and make the claim that
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the freak offs are just threesomes and
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the Thousand bottles of baby oil is
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under relateded somehow or used for thre
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sums like Mark Mark please brother oh my
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God I me have you sat in in a parking
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lot of a Costco and see what people walk
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out of there with not 1,000 bottles of
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baby oil I don't think it was a thousand
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I think it was I think it was let's just
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just say it's a lot okay no that's not
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okay Mark why don't we use the actual us
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attorney's report on how much baby oil
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They confiscated from his property you
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can't just wipe your ass and throw that
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that number away because it makes your
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client look like an even bigger
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psychopath you can't do that Mark I've
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been with him since 8:00 this morning um
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and it's about almost 3:00 now he's just
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laser focused uh he's engaged he's
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helpful uh he's confident you know we're
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we're going through our defense as we do
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every day um and he's his spirits are
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relatively good hey Mark I just want to
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say that that information does not make
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me happy I don't want to hear that P
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didy is in good spirits he shouldn't be
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that guy is an absolute fiend he's a
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villain he is evil I don't want to hear
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that he's in good spirits or having a
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positive outlook on things I want to
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hear that he's [ __ ] miserable cuz
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that's what he deserves for what he's
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done for the last few [ __ ] decades
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that he has been terrorizing the entire
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music industry and ruining lives so mark
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You're reporting right there actually
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put a frown on my face you know that I
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want you to know that how do you explain
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the baby oil and the lubricants a
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thousand bottles of baby oil uh I don't
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think it was a thousand I think it was a
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lot I mean there's a Costco right down
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the street you know I think Americans
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buying bulk as we know um and you know
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this is this is consensual adults doing
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what consensual adults do you know we we
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can't get to puritanical in this country
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to think that somehow sex is a bad thing
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because if it was there'd be no more
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people he's really sticking to the
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Costco Theory here uh just sit outside
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of Costco and look what people come out
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with it's crazy stuff I'm sure he's not
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the only person person to walk out of
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Costco with a thousand bottles of baby
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oil that's definitely the normal thing
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that happens and then he tries to put a
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spin on it that it was consensual adults
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engaging in sexual activities mark one
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of the big things about the freak offs
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is the non-consensual nature of some of
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the [ __ ] that P didy would force the
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guest to do it's like a crucial
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component of this and I understand like
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he can't go out there and say anything
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like that but the evidence is
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overwhelming so I just don't I hate
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hearing lawyers speak about a case in a
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in a situation like this where the
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client they're defending is clearly
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guilty cuz then you can just see the
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lies spilling out of their mouth and
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it's just an awful thing to even just
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look at but he then does try and put
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like that last little bow on it by
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saying like oh we can't be like this we
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can't be all yucky about hearing about
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sex it's important imagine if there
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wasn't sex there'd be no more
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people whoa Galaxy brain Mark that
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wow I see why they pay you the big bucks
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but yeah I I just wanted to show you
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these two interviews here because I love
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seeing Mark squirm when it comes to the
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baby oil statement and the baby oil line
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of questioning it's really just so good
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to watch Mark try and tackle it so yeah
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that's really about it so yeah
